Chapter 733: Molesting the Clouds
Zhang Dong returned to the hut, at this time Yun Duo was watching TV, and when he saw Zhang Dong coming back, he hurriedly beckoned and said: "Come on, this show is interesting, these people can actually fly, and they can also use all kinds of spells!
Zhang Dong sat on the sofa and took a look, and found that Yun Duo was watching a recent hit mythological drama, so he said: "What do you envy, don't you also fly?
"Eh, yes, you said these people wouldn't be cultivators too, right?" Yun Duo asked curiously.
"It's a yarn, didn't I tell you? It's all fake, it's played by people, and as for the magic you see, it's just some special effects, and it's very complicated, and I won't be able to explain it to you for a while. Zhang Dong explained.
"Shut up if you can't explain it, I don't even want to watch TV when you say that!" Yun Duo glared at Zhang Dong and said angrily.
"I don't want to watch TV, let's do something meaningful!" Zhang Dong said, pressing the cloud against the sofa.
Yun Duo's eyes widened, and he looked at Zhang Dong with a frightened expression, and his long eyelashes swept on Zhang Dong's face, itchy and crispy.
"You... What are you going to do? I'm telling you, don't mess around! I'm a master of the Golden Immortals, believe it or not, I'll kill you?" Yun Duo said in horror.
"Don't believe it!" Zhang Dong shook his head and kissed Yun Duo's lips, Yun Duo's eyes widened, and his hands struggled unconsciously wildly.
Zhang Dong's two hands tightly grasped Yun Duo's arm, and Yun Duo became honest and closed his eyes, since he can't resist, then enjoy it!
After a while, Zhang Dong got up from the clouds, licked his lips and said, "Not bad, it's still the original taste, but I didn't wipe the lipstick, the taste is not good, bad review!"
"You... You can do this, and suddenly take advantage of me, and the next time you are like this, I will beat you!" Yun Duo said angrily.
Almost every time Zhang Dong took advantage of the clouds, she would say this, but she didn't beat Zhang Dong every time, so Zhang Dong didn't care.
"Little girl, let me tell you, the master has taken a fancy to you, you can't escape the master's Five Finger Mountain in your life, even if you are a master of the Golden Immortal, you still have to be included in the harem by the master!" Zhang Dong said while lifting the chin of the clouds.
Yun Duo blushed, pushed Zhang Dong away, and said angrily: "What about the harem! You are the emperor! Even if you are the emperor, I... I won't marry you either!"
"Are you sure?" asked Zhang Dong with a smile as he put his head in front of the clouds.
The two were so close that they could even feel each other's breathing, Yun Duo's face turned even redder, he lowered his head, didn't dare to look at Zhang Dong, and said: "Of course, you are so attentive, who wants to marry you!
"Hahaha! Xiao Nizi, you will have fun with me in this life!
"How do you know?" Yun Duo raised his head in surprise, his eyes widened, and then he realized that he had lost his words, and quickly lowered his head again, and said, "Don't get me wrong, I will never like you, I'm just your bodyguard." ”
Zhang Dong smiled slightly, this little girl, she still doesn't admit it when she gets to this, since she doesn't like herself, why doesn't she resist when she kisses her? With her cultivation in the Golden Immortal Stage, if she wants to resist, Zhang Dong has no way at all.
"Since you don't like me! Well, I'll go, you can keep this house! I'll go live with the soldiers, you don't like me, I'll live with you, and I'll sleep in the same bed, and people will gossip. Zhang Dong deliberately pretended to be lost and said.
As soon as he heard that Zhang Dong was leaving, Yun Duo suddenly became anxious, in fact, she was quite happy to live with Zhang Dong, although Zhang Dong was a little lustful, but he only took advantage of himself, and never forced himself, which Yun Duo was still very satisfied with.
"Don't go! I'm just kidding you, why are you so stingy!"
"You don't like me, why am I staying here? You should be a big girl with yellow flowers, what's the matter with me living with you, you say yes!" Zhang Dong said with a wry smile.
"Who said you can't live with me anymore, let alone me... I don't dislike you!" said the cloud in a low voice.
"Didn't you just say that you don't like me? Get out of the way, I'm leaving!" Zhang Dong said in disappointment.
Who knew that Yun Duo suddenly raised his head and slapped Zhang Dong in the face, this slap was very heavy, if it weren't for Zhang Dong's rough skin and thick flesh, maybe he would have been beaten half to death by her.
"How can you be like this? Are you going to abandon your family now? You can be so irresponsible! You kissed me, what will you do with me in the future?" Yun Duo cried.
Yun Duo belongs to a very conservative kind of person, from the first time Zhang Dong kissed her, she thought that Zhang Dong would be the person she entrusted for life, but she didn't expect Zhang Dong to leave her now.
Zhang Dong was really stunned by Yun Duo's slap, he was just joking to tease her, but he didn't expect her to have such a big reaction.
"Yunduo, don't cry, I'm just joking with you, you said you don't like me... So ......," Zhang Dong hurriedly comforted.
"If I don't like you, how can I sleep with you, and let you kiss me, take advantage of me, you big bastard! Bastard, I won't pay attention to you anymore!"
Zhang Dong hurriedly said: "I was wrong, Duo'er, I was really wrong, don't cry, okay, I'm a bastard, I'm not human!
"You think I won't dare to hit you!
With this punch, Yun Duo used all his strength to directly knock Zhang Dong away, and he fell heavily to the ground, spurting out a mouthful of blood.
Yun Duo was shocked, and hurriedly went over to help Zhang Dong up, and asked, "Why don't you hide! Are you stupid, really let me beat you!"
"As long as you're happy, it's okay to beat me to death, don't cry. Zhang Dong said, wiping the tears of the clouds and hugging the clouds.
Two soldiers passing by the door heard the movement in the house, and one soldier said vigilantly: "It can't be that something happened to the colonel, right?
The other person said angrily: "Am I stupid to rely on you? This is the 013 base! And it's the colonel's house, what can happen? It must be the two of them exercising! Don't bother them, if you make the colonel angry, see if he doesn't give you a 50-kilometer cross-country run." ”