Chapter 29: Christmas Beach (1)
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We spent two full classes in the morning, in gags, and in the afternoon there was a Marxist-Leninist thought class, and through everyone's unanimous agreement, it was decided to skip class en masse.
So just at noon, everyone didn't go to the canteen, and directly called the hotel owner, because yesterday the pick-up business was booked, everyone squatted on the road bored and smoked, waiting for the boss to drive over.
"What are you doing with a bulging bag in your trouser pocket?" asked Li Lan as she looked at He Lilang, who was squatting aside and smoking.
Then everyone saw He Lilang pull out a pair of pants from his pocket.
"When did you buy swimming trunks?" Cheng Tiansong asked with He Lilang all day long, with a surprised expression.
"I brought it from home. He Lilang should have such an expression.
"Hehe, Ah Lang, this is your family's ancestral, you see that there are two geese on it. Sun Mingduo pointed to his underwear and laughed.
"Goose, your sister, your goose looks like this, does this horse be a mandarin duck?" He Lilang rolled his eyes and replied.
Several people were laughing at He Lilang, a van stopped in front of everyone, the boss beckoned everyone to get on the car, opened the door and saw that the seats behind the van were disassembled, and there were barbecue grills and other items, nine people must not be able to pull down, so they can only be divided into two batches.
Squeezing it can fit just 5 people, so the fat Wang Bohan, Sun Mingduo, and the strong Zhang Cong were left behind without hesitation, Li Lan thought that the road was not far anyway, only about twenty minutes, and the first one had to build a stove, unload, and light a fire, so he volunteered to stay and wait for the second train.
The few people who stayed were chatting boringly, and the chat between the boys must be nothing more than a few topics, money, women, and games.
Everyone knows that Li Lan has a huge amount of money, and they also know that the money needs to be returned to their classmates when the time comes, so the topic also ran to what Li Lan planned to do, which they were curious about, after all, no one would lose money and make money.
But when they looked at Li Lan and talked about other things, they knew that they definitely couldn't ask, so they turned to the topic of women.
"I heard He Lilang say that there is a flight attendant who seems to be a little interesting to you, but you don't call much?
"What's the matter, we are all classmates, do you believe He Lilang's words?" Li Lan replied with a very natural expression.
"We've seen the photos, if you don't like it, your classmate will introduce it to the big guy," the chubby Wang Bohan said on purpose or intentionally.
"That is, I can tell the big guy, my girlfriend can tell me, Sun Ya is very popular at school, if the big guy is interested, then I have to let Li Lan grasp it. Zhang Cong also helped on the side
Li Lan thought that if he really gave Sun Ya's contact information to others, it was estimated that the possibility of the other party would come over with a knife, so he quickly nodded perfunctorily and said, "Okay, I'll ask people's opinions when I go back." ”
At the same time, I remembered that Sun Ya told herself on the phone last time that someone was chasing her, and I felt uncomfortable in my heart, and I couldn't help but smile bitterly, this is the bad root of men, I can not play with toys there, but I can't let others touch them, otherwise I won't be happy.
Several people were not stupid, and as soon as they heard this, they knew that it was an excuse, so they looked at Li Lan with contempt.
Li Lan directly ignored the eyes of several people opposite, took out his own cigarette from his pocket and distributed it to several people.
"My grass, brother, are you all smoking?" Sun Mingduo said in surprise when he looked at the cigarette handed over.
Unlike Sun Mingduo's startled, Wang Bohan took the cigarette and looked at Li Lan with a playful expression, while Zhang Cong took the cigarette with a thoughtful look.
The van soon returned to pick up 4 people to go to the beach, Li Lan and a few people just got out of the car and saw He Lilang, who had already set up the stove, was fanning the fire with a fan, and there were 6 cases of beer scattered on the side, Cheng Tiansong was helping He Lilang hand over a series of food such as meat skewers and vegetable rolls.
Although it is not very cold in Dongshan Province in December, the daytime is basically around 8 or 9 degrees Celsius, but there are not many people on the beach except for their group, and they can enjoy the carnival to their heart's content.
At first, Li Lan was curious about He Lilang and Cheng Tiansong, why they were so diligent today and took on the work of the barbecue master, and then saw the bamboo sticks that had been scattered all over the ground under the feet of the two, and suddenly realized that these two foodies were making it convenient for themselves to enrich themselves in the name of work!
The group of people in the 419 dormitory next to them were eating peanuts and drinking wine, and they didn't notice that the two "masters" were serving food so slowly. Of course, Li Lan, who had a strong sense of justice, would not allow them to eat alone, so he walked over and said:
"Hey, you two don't pay attention to it, do you have a bit of work ethic, how can you still bake while eating?"
He Lilang and Cheng Tiansong wiped their mouths full of oil, and their hearts were a little weak, how could they just be about to speak, when they heard Li Lan continue: "This kind of thing is not even called me?"
So there was one more person in the team that filled his pockets.
It wasn't until a few people in the 419 dormitory drank up a box of beer, ate two bags of peanuts, and came to the stove to get beer that they found that Li Lan and the three of them were filthy, so they "smashed the cup for the number" and attacked them in groups.
Li Lan directly rebelled and pointed at He Lilang, and Cheng Tiansong angrily reprimanded: "Tell me, are you doing this as a human being?"
He Lilang, Cheng Tiansong black question mark face, I really don't know how Li Lan cultivated, just now, oh my mother, which bastard said Zhenxiang?
The two heroes didn't suffer the immediate losses, they directly confessed, and were pressed down and poured 2 bottles of beer.
Originally, everyone planned to change the barbecue master, but Sun Mingduo rolled his eyes and said, "Don't change, continue to let them bake, send someone to keep an eye on them, and bake a skewer." ”
"Duozi is right!" Li Lan was the first to agree.
Everyone else also seconded the proposal, and under everyone's intently watchful eyes, He Lilang and Cheng Tiansong did their familiar work with grief and anger on their faces.
Everyone soon drank beer while eating skewers, and praised in their mouths: "He Lilang, the craft is good, have you practiced it before?"
He Lilang replied with a loveless look: "I may not be human, but you are real dogs!"
Cheng Tiansong was the first to pick a strike, because he saw that there didn't seem to be much food, and if he continued like this, he estimated that he would only be full of water.
In fact, it was basically baked, and Jiang Zhenxing, who was full, had already run to take pictures, so the two of them also hurriedly sat down, He Lilang Xu wanted to take revenge and come back, looking at the people who had already drunk heartily, lifting the wine bottle and looking for someone to fight for wine one by one.
"Come, deep feelings, a mouthful, shallow feelings, lick it"
"Come, every time you know that there are a thousand glasses of wine, you can drink as much as you want"
"Come, a big river has wide waves, let's do it with this cup"
"Come, there is no cloud in the sky and there is a drought in the ground, and the cup just now can't be counted"
Li Lan looked at bottle after bottle of He Lilang, and couldn't help but sigh: When it comes to persuading wine, He Lilang is really stubborn.
Then he turned his head to look at Cheng Tiansong, who was immersed in eating, but he was much more pragmatic than He Lilang, and silently reduced his sense of existence to a minimum.
After a while, Gao Fei fell first, and then like dominoes, Wang Bohan then took pictures of Jiang Zhenxing, and finally Zhang Cong.
Li Lan escaped because of frequent urination, Cheng Tiansong bowed his head and ate, everyone ignored him, Sun Mingduo was responsible for the amount of alcohol in the opposite bedroom, and He Lilang was good in his own drinking, plus he joined the battle later, and had an advantage.
The last Hu Yu is the most sober, because he doesn't drink, saying that he once ate pioneer drinking, and after being sent to the hospital for rescue, he can no longer drink.
He Lilang still remembered that it was Sun Mingduo who proposed to let him be a master, staring at him to work, seeing that the other party had not yet poured, and was still fighting with the other party, Li Lan looked at the mess all over the ground, and he was really afraid that the two of them would also fall, and the sanitation work would all belong to a few of them, so he quickly persuaded the two of them to come down.
"It's almost okay, it's estimated that one person will have to resist one after another, you two fall again, what should we do?"
As soon as the two of them heard this, they stopped, and everyone began to clean up, He Lilang said while cleaning up: "Duozi, wait until you go back to the dormitory, and then continue, who recognizes who is the grandson!"