161:Ancient Demon Emperor (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
"I don't know you. ”
Seeing the white-haired and smoky young man, Pei Ye's first reaction was that this thing was in the way.
"It's okay, Goddess, we know each other now. ”
It doesn't matter if the goddess is cold, his heart is hot and can melt everything!
"You're in the way, don't make an appointment!"
Pei Ye raised his hand and brushed aside the roses handed by the young man, and turned sideways around the young man.
"Why? I am so handsome, handsome, and so charming, from eighty-year-old ladies to eight-month-old children, and there is no one who doesn't like me. The young man hurriedly followed, for fear that the goddess would leave his sight, "Goddess, I want to have a panda with you." ”
As soon as the words fell, a fist was amplified in front of his eyes.
This punch was not strong, enough to expand the dark circles of the young man's eyes by a small circle.
"Hmm-"
The young man covered his left eye, and the goddess was looking at him with a smile, and he was so confused that he forgot the pain in an instant.
Grievance???
"Goddess, why did you hit me?"
He wanted to have a panda for the first time when he was so big.
I heard that other keepers show adult pandas every day, hoping that they will take the initiative to give birth to baby pandas.
If the head of the kindergarten knew that he wanted to have a baby, he would definitely approve of him chasing the goddess.
Pei Ye didn't know the rich and aggrieved inner drama of the young man, and sneered again and again.
"Sexual harassment?"
As soon as it came up, it was "dating" and "giving birth to a panda", which can be regarded as sexual harassment, right?
Why was I beaten, I don't have a little AC number in my heart?
"It's a lot of courage to harass me. ”
The boy was dumbfounded.
If you don't understand how your behavior counts as sexual harassment?
"It's not - I'm not sexually harassed!" the teenager nervously defended himself, "I'm going to pursue you!"
Pei Ye: "???"
Being single for the first time in more than 300 years was pursued by the opposite sex, Pei Ye couldn't cry or laugh.
"This thing is a demon, not a human!"
The boy nervously waited for the goddess's reply, and a clear and unfamiliar teenage voice came from the goddess's pocket.
The panda boy looked down and met a paper figure with a panda's head on it.
He narrowed.
Although the panda boy is a very lazy and lazy demon, his cultivation strength is not bad, but he is too much to sell in the zoo every day, his brain is simple and his reaction is slow, and he didn't recognize the identity of Ying Liang at first glance. At second glance, he noticed that something was wrong.
"A little ghost?"
Ying Yan stretched his neck hard, almost stepping over Pei Ye's pocket.
"What do you mean by 'a little ghost'?
Although he is not the evil mad dragon Aotian who calls for wind and rain, he is also the ghost king who stamps his feet in the T Central Hospital and trembles with lonely souls and wild ghosts.
Resting among the ghosts, he is also the top one!
In terms of seniority, this panda demon should be respectful to him!
Panda Boy: "......"
Morgue ghost king?
What strange titles?
"This evil spirit is indeed terrifying. ”
This terrible ghost is haunted by a red and black evil aura, and there is definitely more than one human life in his hands.
The panda boy is three points cool-headed, and changes the three-meter-thick goddess filter to one meter.
A question crossed his mind.
How did the goddess get so close to the ghost?
"Goddess, have you been bewitched by this powerful ghost?"
Pei Ye: "......"
"If you're kidnapped by a bewitcher, you'll blink. ”
If the hero panda can bravely save the goddess in distress, according to the routine, he is handsome, has a car, a house and a deposit, the goddess's answer must be "I am grateful for the grace of saving my life, only with my body", rather than "Thank you for saving my life, I will be a cow and a horse in the next life, and I will be a grass ring".
"I am a Heavenly Master, and this is my friend. ”
The goddess's heart is like iron, and a basin of ice water from the cold winter wax moon extinguishes the panda boy's enthusiastic heart.
"I'm not interested in children either, I don't want to be a mother. ”
His face fell, and his expression was gloomy.
"I'm serious. ”
Pei Ye smiled dumbly, not taking the panda boy's words to heart.
"Can I treat you to dinner?" the panda boy sincerely invited, "just recognize a friend." ”
Become friends first, brush up on friendship points, and maybe you can enter the love stage.
He was too anxious just now, and as soon as he came up, he told the goddess that he would not make an appointment, and the little girl would definitely not be willing.
For the sake of "Panda Essence", Pei Ye agreed.
But—
"AA system, each pays his own. ”
Seeing her appetite, this demon boy is estimated to be able to recognize the facts.
The panda boy looked embarrassed.
The pursuit of the opposite sex requires the opposite sex to pay for itself, which seems to be not very popular in the fairy circle.
But whatever the goddess says, the panda boy has no opinion.
"Okay, I know there's a restaurant that's pretty good. ”
He lives near the T City Zoo and knows everything around him about what to eat and do.
The restaurant I picked was seventy or eighty per capita, which is not high in T City, with elegant decoration and a spacious and quiet dining environment.
Looking at his familiar posture, he should usually come a lot.
The waiter saw that the panda boy had a smile on his face, just like the boss of Shaxian County seeing Pei Ye.
Her prediction proved to be accurate.
The panda boy's appetite is actually half that of Pei Ye!
No wonder waiters and restaurant managers love Panda Boy so much.
The panda boy is called Ai Ai.
"This is taken by a tourist, how can such a handsome and handsome young man as I be called by this name. The fair-skinned young man showed a rare embarrassment, two blush floated on his cheeks, and he said with a straight face, "My surname is Xiong, my name is Xiong Ai, the wormwood of Ai, not the love of love." ”
Tourists love to give pandas all sorts of weird names.
For example, his brother's name is Qinqin, his name is Aiai, and his biological parents are called Peng Peng and Meimei.
"I found out that there are a lot of demons in the zoo?"
Xiong Ai nodded.
I know everything about the goddess.
If the goddess wanted to know his brother's bank card password, he could say that.
The goddess wants to pet the panda, and he can also dedicate himself!
"At first, there were only three demons, the director, the keepers, and the security guards. But in the past two years, I don't know what's going on, and there are more and more people who have changed shapes, especially ordinary animals, and there are a lot of people who have opened their intelligence. "For example, the seven geese at the zoo.
Seven geese!
According to the statistics of the Fairy Office, before the founding of the People's Republic of China, less than 100 demons could transform into spirits.
These demons are all old-timers with advanced cultivation and long lifespans.
There is not a single newborn demon.
This is also the result of the efforts of the human high-level to protect, the back door opened by the heavenly court, and the secret support of all races.
If it weren't for their help, the demons would have been extinct.
"Every zoo is like this?"
Roughly calculated, there are more than forty shape-shifting goblins in the T City Zoo.
Xiong Ai shook his head and said, "How can it, except for City B and City T, other zoos either don't have them, or only one or two." ”
Pei Ye didn't understand.
"I heard from the old-timers of the Fairy Office, it seems that it is because the Ancient Demon Emperor has signs of awakening. The demon clan is protected by it, and it is slightly easier to break the horizontal bones into refined shapes. Xiong Ai said that this is not a secret in the fairy office, but the little demon who grew up in modern society does not believe this, "The animals in the zoo are better among the same race, so they are more essence, but they are not absolute." I heard that there are also human pets who have become sperm. ”