Viscount Ferdinand has the heart to die, and he has been rich in diplomacy all his life, but he didn't expect to make such a mistake when he was old. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

This is a physiological behavior that everyone has, the gas produced by the fermentation of food and microorganisms in the intestines cannot be held in the body, and there must be an outlet to excrete it.

There is no shame in farting, but farting is considered an uncivilized thing by the entire human civilization, especially in formal settings, such as diplomatic negotiations.

It's not that a fart can completely break a negotiation, but a fart is enough to ruin the atmosphere you have carefully created, and an aura of negotiation may be completely destroyed because of a fart.

Real old diplomats are very attentive to their diet, especially before important negotiations, their diet is carefully matched, light and non-greasy, clean and pollution-free, low salt and little water.

This makes sense, and the purpose is to prevent farting, diarrhea, frequent urination, etc., during the negotiation, so as to ensure that the whole difficult negotiation is completed in one go.

How could Ferdinand not understand this? But all his life of caution turned out to be a big joke when he was about to retire.

The people present really couldn't describe the consul's ass...... It's really ...... It's so memorable.

The whole fart is toned and melodious, and from a single pop to a five- or six-second exhaust sound, it's basically a bang...... There was a plosive, and then ...... There was a long sound of gas hitting the fabric for several seconds.

This is really a skill, and it is rare for ordinary people to be able to expel such a huge amount of intestinal gas, so this giant fart suddenly stunned everyone present.

With the sound came of course the huge smell, which was really difficult for people to describe, and the Chinese officers and soldiers present all thought that they had knocked over the stinky tofu tank of Liubiju.

And the Europeans at the scene also remembered the famous stinky herring in Northern Europe for the first time, which is a terrifying food that the whole European people smell of, and there are really few people who dare to try it.

With Viscount Ferdinand as the center, the foul-smelling biochemical shock wave began to spread in a circle, and everyone present covered their mouths and noses and wanted to vomit.

Everyone, including the French themselves, turned their horrified eyes on Consul Ferdinand, and the old diplomat was already blushing like coals.

"I ...... I'm ...... Yes...... Where's the toilet!" Without a chance to defend himself, Ferdinand felt a cramping pain in his stomach, like ten thousand sharp knives piercing back and forth, and he covered his and ran to the darkness to the west.

The negotiation was not in the town of Station Five, and the fleet was now far into the river, and the embankment was lined with desert and low shrubs.

The old consul was seen scurrying into the darkness, and in a moment they heard a crackling behind the dunes...... There was a loud loud pop, and everyone present looked embarrassed.

"That...... Why don't you hurry up and help the consul, don't you find a doctor!" Jason covered his mouth and said to the Frenchman in a daze, and then the military attaché and the soldiers suddenly realized that they rushed over with the stench.

"Oh no...... The consul vomited and diarrhea......"

"Fainted...... Lord Viscount fainted and fell into the puddle of stool...... Gross!"

It was so disgusting, the people present had goosebumps all over their bodies, Xiao Lotian and Major General Jason looked at each other and said helplessly, "How can this be negotiated......?"

"Your Excellency, you really don't want to give France any face? What if they really cut off the river to the north? And this kind of provocation is a declaration of war in the temper of the French Emperor!"

Xiao Letian looked up at the sky lightly, "Declare war? Do you think there is peace between us and France? No matter what I choose today, France will declare ......war with us sooner or later."

"Forward, maybe there is a glimmer of life, backward that is destined to wait for death slowly!

Major General Jason sighed, "Now that you've made your decision, I won't have much more, but I still want to remind you that it will take at least eight hours to travel from here to Port Said......"

"It's eleven o'clock, that is, at least until seven o'clock tomorrow morning, when you can see the waves of the Mediterranean...... This time was enough for the French to block the river, in fact, it was very simple to dig the bottom of a few broken merchant ships and sink directly......"

Xiao Letian raised his hand with a smile, "No need, the mountain people have their own clever plan, just rush the French with this light enemy attitude, they can't block Port Said, we are destined to move forward, if you don't want to continue to move forward, it's okay, I thank you for escorting ...... all the way"

General Jason's eyes were glared at by Xiao Letian's squeezing, "God, are you questioning my professional ethics? I received the task of escorting you to the Mediterranean Sea safely, and handing over the mission to the Atlantic Fleet safely, how can I evacuate alone before the mission is completed?"

"The British fleet will only follow, and in the event of a conflict, we will resolutely complete our mission!"

"Thank you, thank you very much, I will convey your bravery and integrity to the Queen!" Xiao Lotian held General Jason's hand tightly.

As soon as Jason heard Xiao Letian's kind words about himself in front of the queen, his hands trembled with excitement, "Oh, God, thank you!"

"But I would like to remind you that if you wish to increase security, then I would suggest breaking the telegraph line by the canal now......"

Xiao Letian's eyes lit up, "Peer, confidant, hehehe...... Don't worry, I've already sent someone to do it!"

Jason was relatively speechless when he heard this, and then they all burst into laughter.

Xiao Lotian returned to the deck crew of the Zhiyuan and immediately shouted, "Bring Dr. Buck, and then invite the resting Ikram girl, I have something to ask......"

After a while, Dr. Buck and the tired Miss Ikram walked into Xiao Lotian's cabin, and when they heard Ferdinand's bizarre symptoms, Dr. Buck immediately shouted, "Yes, yes, this is the condition of this plague, it is a plague caused by dysentery, why is even the consul infected?"

Xiao Letian looked at Ikram with a smile, "Girl, how much did you add to them? It's only been a whole day's work before they have symptoms?"

Ikram shrugged his shoulders indifferently, "My maid has passed, this old man loves to drink cold black tea very much, and he has to add a lot of honey...... I don't know how much it was mixed in!"

Note: There will be updates later......