Chapter Ninety-Four: Too Strong!
Zhang Fei wanted to laugh a little.
But he knew that he couldn't, because Lin Yu was his boss no matter how he said it, the second in command of the Suzhou-Hangzhou Warriors Association. If he laughs this time, I'm afraid he will have to be stripped of his skin when he goes back.
"If you don't believe Lao Tzu's words, you'll suffer now. Looking at the scene of Lin Yu kneeling in front of Li Xiaoman, Zhang Fei was angry. Although he himself was kicked by Li Xiaoman and vomited blood, fortunately, he was only a little embarrassed, not as good as Lin Yu, who was kneeling on the ground now.
What is Lin Yu's identity? The billionaires in the world want to call out Vice President Lin when they see him, but now they are kicked and kneeling on the ground by a little guy......
This scene is really weird.
"Uh......"
Lin Yu hurriedly got up from the ground, glanced at Li Yi awkwardly, and said, "I'm sorry, I had leg muscle cramps after standing for too long last night, why are my legs still a little weak...... Strange ......"
As he spoke, the skin at the corners of Lin Yu's mouth kept twitching to hide the embarrassment at this moment.
Being kicked to his knees by a little guy in front of an E-class martial artist, he can't afford to lose this person! How can he be his vice president in the future?
Lin Yu had to find a way to save some face. He smiled again and said to Li Xiaoman: "Little friend, you are quite powerful, tell your uncle, who taught you kung fu?"
"Kung Fu? what is that?" Li Xiaoman asked with a finger against his mouth and a curious face.
Lin Yu thought about it, and forgot it, it was obvious that this little guy didn't know anything. So he smiled again and said, "Okay, it's okay, in this case, you can punch me again, okay?"
"Are you going to let me beat you?" Li Xiaoman snorted at his little fist, and immediately jumped up to try.
Li Yi suddenly suspected that this little guy was a little violent at this time, why were girls so interested in fists and feet?
"Come on, Uncle will be ready this time. As if to save face for himself, Lin Yu forcibly explained a wave, which means that he couldn't stand firm just now because he was unprepared, and he was kicked and knelt on the ground......
"Then you have to be careful!" Li Xiaoman said worriedly.
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was asked in such a worried tone, Lin Yu wanted to die.
He is the vice president of the Suzhou-Hangzhou Martial Arts Association, does he still need a little hairy boy to be so worried?
Of course, Li Xiaoman didn't know what Lin Yu was thinking, she just jumped up and smashed her fist into Lin Yu's face.
And Lin Yu was squatting at this time, and the focus of the defense was on the next plate, after all, the little guy was at this height.
But what I didn't expect was that Li Xiaoman didn't play his cards according to common sense at all, and actually jumped up and moved, and the speed was extremely fast, without giving Lin Yu any time to react.
Rao is the reaction speed of a B-level martial artist with Lin Hao, and it is not as mobile as Li Xiaoman's sudden jump.
The little one is so flexible!
Her arms are already short, and they start even faster.
The straight and straight Xiao Chong fist came to Lin Yu's eyes almost instantly.
"Poof"
Lin Yu covered his face and snorted in pain.
When I let go of my hand, I saw that the most eyelet had changed to a panda eye.
One eye is blue, the other eye is normal, and the whole is a national treasure panda.
“...... Uncle, why don't you stay away, I told you to be careful......" Li Xiaoman covered his mouth and asked worriedly, "Are you okay?"
"I ...... It's okay. ”
Lin Yu quickly gathered his true qi and marched towards his face, if he didn't quickly disperse the bruises around his eye sockets, he might not be able to see anyone for a while. If someone asks about the injury in this eye socket, he doesn't have the face to tell anyone else. What's more, there are two pairs of eyes watching here, Zhang Fei is present, and the mouth of this product is not small.
Lin didn't know what to say.
Until this moment, he finally confirmed one thing - Zhang Fei was definitely not lying to him.
This little girl is really against the sky!
Lin Yuhuo is so big, he has never heard of such a small martial artist......
Lin Yu suddenly turned to Li Yi and asked in a serious tone, "Are you her?"
"He's my dad!" Li Xiaoman answered the question for Li Yi.
"Oh, it's father and daughter. Lin Yu nodded.
Originally, according to the normal situation, with Lin Yu's identity, it would be impossible to talk to an E-level martial artist on weekdays, but with Li Xiaoman's relationship, he was obviously much more polite when he talked to Li Yi.
Lin Yu and Zhang Fei glanced at each other, and then said to Li Yi: "Follow me." ”
Li Yi smiled and nodded, is this guy finally willing to take Li Xiaoman to the martial arts assessment now?
"Dad, where are we going?"
Li Yi touched her head and said, "A place where you can play with big toys." ”
"Okay!"
......
The so-called big toys naturally refer to the instruments used in the assessment of martial artists.
Li Yi had played those things before, but he didn't play them very well, and many of them were broken by him.
The Suzhou-Hangzhou Martial Arts Association is worthy of being a larger martial arts association, compared with the assessment venue in Yangcheng, the assessment and martial arts arena here is obviously two or three times larger, and there are more equipment, many Li Yi has never seen it in the Yangcheng Martial Arts Association.
Moreover, this assessment and martial arts arena is a separate place, not in the main building, and admission can only be done by swiping the special certificate in Lin Yu's hand.
"It's so big here!" Li Xiaoman tilted his head and looked at the glass dome, very surprised.
It was the first time she had seen such a building, and the little guy couldn't help but be excited.
Because through the dome, they can clearly see the blue sky.
Suzhou and Hangzhou have been raining lately, and the dark clouds in the sky are suppressing the muffled thunder and clearly visible.
Lin Yu said with a smile: "The dome glass of this martial arts arena is made of special glass, even missiles can't blast it, and you can enjoy the wonderful starry sky of Suzhou and Hangzhou from here at night, which is a feature here." ”
Li Yi just nodded.
If you talk about enjoying the night view, how can this place compare to the meadow on the top of the hill of the Ten Thousand Souls Mansion?
After visiting inside, Zhang Fei and Lin Yu officially took the little guy to start the test.
The first is the force tester.
This dynamometer is bigger than the one in Yangcheng that was damaged by Li Yi.
"Little girl, can you punch this sandbag with all your might?"
Zhang Fei and Lin Yu looked at Li Xiaoman expectantly.
"Oh. ”
After Li Xiaoman sighed, his feet were slightly open, and his body was a little wrong.
Then, like when he punched Lin Yu just now, he punched the sandbag of the dynamometer.
The smaller the force area, the greater the pressure, and the physics teacher will not deceive me!
I saw that Li Xiaoman's small fist stabbed directly into the sandbag with a "poof", and countless spar fragments fell out of it. The outer skin of this sandbag is special, and the inside is filled with hedrons.
After the small fist was pierced in, Li Xiaoman's hand was inserted in it, and the person was also hanging in the air, and the sandbag that was originally upright was already crooked.
The red light on the dynamometer kept flashing, the value kept climbing, and finally the display exploded directly.
The mouths of the two adults, Lin Yu and Zhang Fei, opened into an "O" shape.
A look that has never seen the world!
It's not that they haven't seen the world, but Li Xiaoman is too fierce.
This dynamometer is only suitable for people below grade B for testing, and not for grade B or above. After all, its highest measured value cannot exceed 5000kg, and it is obvious that Li Xiaoman has far exceeded this value.
Lin Yu can naturally blow up this instrument. But the key is how old is he, and how old is Li Xiaoman?
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Lin Yu really didn't feel sorry for this instrument at all, and forcibly returned his chin to its original position, and he pulled Li Xiaoman to a balloon machine again.
This balloon is not an ordinary balloon, but a special martial breath balloon.
The principle is similar to that of the body side of the test lung capacity, but it is suitable for martial artists, because the more powerful the martial artist, the greater the lung capacity, and the more durable the breath. It is said that some advanced warriors can stay underwater for hours.
"Little one, try blowing it inside?"
Lin Yu put a one-time clean mouth on the blow vent and handed it to Li Xiaoman.
"Blow hard at this opening and see how big you can blow this balloon. Lin said.
"I like to blow up balloons!"
Li Xiaoman finally knew what Li Yi meant by fun toys.
It's just these big machines!
There are boxers and blowing, Li Xiaoman is very happy, because these are much more fun than the dolls at home.
She still prefers to play with these things that she has not played with compared to dolls.
Li Xiaoman took the blow from Lin Yu's hand and took a deep breath.
Her little chest and stomach bulged, like a small leather ball, because of the inhalation too violently, her small body jumped up with her strength, as if she was in the air, and there was an obvious stagnant action.
"This ......"
Lin Yu was amazed.
He didn't expect that the little guy could inhale so much air at one time, could his chest really be so big?
"Whew!"
Li Xiaoman blew hard, and Zhang Fei, who was standing next to the Wuxi balloon, clearly felt that the floor under the balloon was trembling.
"Uh......"
Because of the high-speed movement of the air current, the balloon immediately expands and grows larger in the constant fluttering.
This change happened in an instant, almost at the same time as the little one made a move.
The sound of pipes and air currents rubbing against each other is incessant.
I don't know where the maximum expansion of the martial breath balloon is, anyway, within a few tens of seconds, the balloon that was originally the size of a palm has now expanded to the size of two Zhang Fei.
Lin Yu's eyes widened and widened, and Zhang Fei's mouth opened wider and wider.
The two of them had never seen anyone blow a balloon to such a large extent.
This......
It's going to explode, right?
Zhang Fei was very close to the balloon and immediately took a few steps back.
Within a moment, there was a "bang".
The balloon blew up.
Li Yi was afraid that Li Xiaoman would be blown away by the air current, so he immediately stretched out one hand and grabbed Li Xiaoman.
Zhang Fei retreated quickly and weighed a lot, so he was fine. Lin Yu was blown into the hunting sound of his clothes, and he used a jack to stand firmly on the ground.
"The quality of this balloon is not good!" Li Xiaoman wiped the saliva from his mouth and muttered.
“......”
Lin Yu's face was full of shock.
This four-year-old girl named Li Xiaoman is too tough!
Zhang Fei was right, this was really a little monster! No wonder Zhang Fei shouted that he should report it to the president as soon as possible...... He had already made up his mind that when he got here, he had to go to the president's office immediately and tell him about it!