Chapter 911 - Barbecue Has a Super BUFF?!
Huaguo, Mi ......
In many movie theaters, all the theaters of "Avengers - Infinity War" are noisy at the moment, and it is difficult to calm down.
No way, who can be quiet here?
The audience immediately shouted.
And at this moment, after a short period of subtitles, the curtain lights up again, and easter eggs appear.
"Don't argue yet!"
"Everyone, be quiet, let's talk about it after reading the easter eggs!"
"Yes, yes, maybe the easter eggs will give us all an explanation?!"
"Okay, then watch ...... quietly"
......
S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Nick Fury, also known as One-Eyes, was driving a vehicle on the road, but suddenly, car accidents occurred frequently, and people on the road turned into ashes and disappeared.
The one-eyed man got out of the car, felt bad, and took out the pager he carried with him for the first time, but ...... Late.
Eventually, the easter egg freezes on the pager.
The pager was sending a signal outward, and above the screen, there was a sign that no one had ever seen.
Immediately, the easter eggs ended.
Many viewers: "(⊙o⊙)..."
(# ̄~ ̄#)!!!
I'm a !!!!
The audience was even more frantic at this moment.
"Nima!"
"What about the pit father, this is to force the king to change his name, I declare, from now on, force the king to change his name to the pit king!"
"It's like, it's too bad!"
"What about the easter eggs? I did see it, but originally we thought it would give us an explanation, or tell us what would happen in the fourth middle school of the Avengers, fill in the hole a little, and force the king to ...... this guy."
"God fill the hole, this is just another hole, okay? a deep, big, and dark pit!"
"So who is this pager calling? It must be a key person, maybe the key to reversing everything!"
"Isn't this nonsense? Although the one-eyed man is not very strong, he still has a lot of brains and means, the Avengers have failed, and the rescuers he wants to invite must be a more fierce one!"
"Everybody knows that, so who can tell me who the rescuer the One-Eyed is going to call for?"
"It must have something to do with that sign!"
"Why don't you say it!"
"The key is who knows? It's useless to ask, the king hasn't revealed any news at all, how did this guy get into this situation now, you ?!!!! say?"
Crazy!
What is the real madness? Now the audience finally realized that after experiencing the strong contrast of Thanos' success in snapping his fingers, they were already very unhappy and complained about Lin Yi's 'pit force'.
But thinking that there are easter eggs, I guess I can more or less solve my doubts.
But who knows......
Bullshit!
This easter egg is just another big pit, pit on pit!
"I, Nima, might as well not watch this easter egg!"
"I regret it, I regret it so much! It's a pity that it's too late to regret it, woo woo woo woo...... Who can tell me, how can I not be so miserable, forcing the king to be too pitiful!"
"No, let's go, I'm going to Weibo to scold this guy!"
"Count me in!"
"And me!"
"I don't believe it, this guy is such a pit, no one can cure him?!"
"At least let him say what the last sign represents!"
“......”
Some of Lin Yi's passerby fans, loyal fans of "Avengers" listened to their words, and everyone was stupid!
I'm Nima...... What the hell is this?!
Didn't you want to scold him? I thought you were really going to trouble Lin Yi, and we were still going to fight, but the next sentence you made him say who the rescuer in the easter egg was?
Neurotic?!
Do we not understand the meaning of the word scolding, or do you have a misunderstanding of 'scolding'?!
......
The premiere of "Avengers - Infinity War" is over.
But......
After watching the movie, the audience couldn't calm down, and even if it was late at night in the United States, they complained wildly on social media.
"Fake, is this Lin Yi the devil?"
"I've never seen this kind of superhero movie, obviously two and a half hours long, very conscientious, but in the end, it's the villain who wins, and the protagonist dies a blockbuster ?!!!"
"I'm crazy!"
"God, let me hurry up and finish Avengers IV, or I feel like I'm going to die!"
"Woo woo, this is really uncomfortable!!"
"I was so uncomfortable, but my girlfriend said she didn't feel it...... Can I bear it?!I kicked her with both kicks and cried, do you think I did the right thing?"
"Let me be objective, "Avengers - Infinity War" is really good-looking, but compared to his pit, it is less than one-tenth!"
"Guys, who knows where Lin Yi lives? I want to visit and give some gifts......"
"I'm broken!"
......
Domestic.
The audience was also tossing and turning, although it was not night, but they all felt uncomfortable, as if they were bored.
"This plot is really awesome, but the ending is also a real pit!"
"The ability to force the king to dig pits has directly skyrocketed a thousand times, and there is wood?
"I want to hang the king up now, and forcibly play him to ask about the follow-up plot!"
"Who wouldn't want to?!"
"What, my family is sold to the film, it doesn't matter if the reunion is not reunited, it's just that there are too many to sell out, I want to send some to the king, and ask for the address of the king......"
"It's really uncomfortable, I actually like Spider-Man very much, although he has a mouth, but he is about the same age as me, and it's fun, but why ...... Alas, just kneel!"
"That's called kneeling, that's called turning to ashes, so why the hell is forcing the king to be so pitiful!!"
"Shocking! shocking secret, everyone come and see, I know the intention of forcing the king to be an easter egg!!
Do you remember the Easter egg of Avengers? It's the Avengers sitting together eating barbecue, but everyone is doubting what life looks like.
At that time, everyone thought that it was not an easter egg at all, it was just a casual shot by forcing the king, but now it seems that it ...... I'm stupid Nima! The barbecue at that barbecue restaurant has the super buff of 'Thanos snap finger immunity'!!
You see, in Avengers III, all decent heroes can be said to be Avengers, but so many people still die with a snap of their fingers, but what about the heroes who have eaten barbecue, but all the heroes who have eaten barbecue are alive and well......
So, that barbecue is awesome!!"
"So you're trying to tell us that all the heroes who are still alive go to have a barbecue and then go to beat Thanos in groups?"
"So where did Hawkeye go?"
(End of chapter)