Chapter 11 The childhood sweetheart with the wrong painting style
Childhood sweetheart, a word full of positive concepts such as beauty, purity, and innocence. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
In traditional novels, comics, and movies, it is often a precursor to the eventual marriage of lovers, and has even become an unspoken rule in story creation.
In that era, if a certain protagonist appeared next to a childhood sweetheart of the opposite sex of the same age, it was basically the first heroine.
In the TV series and comics of that era, no matter how many temptations and difficulties were encountered halfway, the final winner must be a childhood sweetheart, only when the era of the heavenly descent system came, the suspense was finally broken........ and then it was a childhood sweetheart who lost the dog, the victory of the heavenly descending system, obediently, can you not follow the trend so extremely, leave a little suspense for the reader.
Ahem, it's far away, reality, and the story of creation always have such and such a gap.
Don't be stupid, don't mention that when the children are a little bit gender-conscious, men and women are separated, and most of the playmates of the big men are also big men, and at most they can only be cute boys......... Well, I know it's even scarier. ”
"Take 10,000 steps back, even if your childhood sweetheart is really of the opposite sex, and your appearance and personality are above the level line, you will really like a black history that knows that you wet the bed at the age of five, failed your first love at the age of seven, remember your nap, drooling, grinding your teeth, farting in class, etc., and meet old acquaintances every day who are as familiar as touching your right hand with your left hand?"
This is Rorschach's understanding of the so-called childhood sweetheart.
It's not for nothing that childhood sweethearts maintain friendship all the way until they become lovers as adults, but that chance may be ....... root cause of this kind of work to be so popular back then, and what you can't get is always what you want most.
Just like the soft girl who fell from the sky after that, it was so popular, perhaps because otaku were always eager to suddenly pop up a soft girl who didn't look at money or appearance, but just focused on looking at you, as pure and beautiful as a childhood fairy tale, in fact, women are similar, after all, the hottest sales are all kinds of domineering presidents...... Did I accidentally hack something again?
Ahem, when she was a child, Suna Nana and Rorschach were the most common childhood sweethearts, familiar and talking, but even friends were reluctant.
Elementary school table, junior high school class, junior high school brothers and sisters........ Su Nana repeated a grade due to a gorgeous absence record, and reading the first day of the second year of the new year is probably her biggest black history, and when they met by chance, Rorschach made fun of her a lot.
The relationship in elementary school is OK, boys and boys play together in junior high school, girls and girls form a small team, classmates of the opposite sex can attract attention by saying a few more words, and they are not in the same class, they can be regarded as friends, but as time goes by, there is probably only a nodding friend left.
"Since there is no accident, can you explain why you are here? ”
Rorschach deliberately kept smiling, but his heart was full of unease.
It can be said that it is an accident to meet an old acquaintance when you transfer to another school, and you can meet an old acquaintance when you transfer to another plane, but you are still in the same class, if you still think it is accidental. It's stupid.
From the moment I saw Sunana, there was no surprise, dozens of conspiracy theories came to mind, and it was very rare to be able to endure until now.
"Tsk, there's progress, I thought you'd ask me on the first day. ”
The sun was shining brighter and more laughing, but Rorschach was getting more and more uneasy.
After all, he used to be at the same table when he was a child, and Rorschach still has an understanding of Sunana's awkward personality.
In a sense, her awkward expression has to be looked at the other way.
If she is expressionless and takes care of herself, it is not that she is in a bad mood, that is her normal state.
The face is gloomy and melancholy, but the mood is not bad, most likely at this time I read a good horror, to the depression to the movie novel, a little joke is fine, it is impossible to see a smile on weekdays........ if she smiles at you, it means that she is angry with you, if the smile is very sweet, most of them have exploded, and now the magnitude of this smile is ........
"........ it seems that I need a life safety insurance. ”
But to Rorschach's surprise, Sunana actually suppressed her anger and didn't make a move.
"My father owes your family a favor, so he asked me to be your brother and sister's guard, and as a result, my life was messed up by your brother and sister......."
In his staccato answers, suppressed anger, Rorschach finally understood the source of Sunana's anger.
In a sense, this complaint is really true, her life is indeed a mess distorted by her brother and sister.
"At first, it was just that my parents owed you family favors, so I asked me to pay more attention to your safety at school........"
The volunteer bodyguard was originally acceptable to Sunana, but she just paid more attention to whether there were faces in the school every day, and it would not affect her own life much.
But when Luo Li went to Ash from the earth three years ago, both to adapt to the environment and for safety, I don't know what Su's father thought, and as a result, she also picked up Sunana........ and then half a year later, Luo Li has completely adapted to the environment, and when Suna comes back, she ....... repeat the grade.
It's not just that I'm absent, it's mainly that the first half of the first year of junior high school has just been promoted to junior high school, and all subjects are the most critical first textbooks when they are laying the foundation.
After missing half a year and couldn't keep up with the progress at all, after being a scumbag for a month, Suna reluctantly chose to repeat.
In the first year of junior high school, because I couldn't keep up with the progress, I was afraid that there was only one in the whole school.
During that time, Rorschach also said a lot of cool things, and at that time, Sunana saw that Rorschach's eyes were green, and she almost pounced on it and took a bite.
Then, after a year of repetition and keeping up with the progress again, Sunana's life is back on track........ Rorschach is going to Ash again.
At that time, this was how Su's father found Su Nana, who was going to school.
Father Su: "....... daughter, Rorschach is also going to Ash, you know." ”
Sunana: "......... I know your sister!I'm not as bastard father as you!Are you going to send your daughter to junior high school for five years?!"
This complaint is really true, if Suna really went back again, a proper five-year junior high school, wouldn't it be a simple black history, and if she was still in junior high school for five years in this era, she would have been upgraded to a junior high school student ........ a legendary junior high school student.
Father Su was a little embarrassed, it was rare to pit his daughter like this, so he looked at the sky at forty-five degrees and hesitated, and pouted:
"Actually, you can come back after Ash finishes junior high school. ”
Does it make a difference? Immediately, Sunana went berserk
"....... do you recognize that education? Can the earth be employed by the things taught there? It seems that you not only want me to be the fifth student at the beginning, but also want me to not even have a junior high school education! No, that damn planet doesn't have a junior high school at all! Do you want me to be an old man? ”
Anyway, after the cordial father-daughter exchange (tearing), Sunana still came, but the resentment and malice in it may have already overflowed.
Knowing the ins and outs, Rorschach opened his mouth, he didn't know what to say, it turned out that he was the culprit? It turned out that her sister was repeating a grade? No wonder her eyes were so "harmonious" when she met in those days, and she still teased her with a repeater, which is simply limitless.
".......It's anger. ”
Sunana smiled and nodded.
"It's anger, yes. Actually, I've been waiting for this day for a long time, and it's inconvenient to say a lot of things before, and a lot of accounts can't be calculated before, wait, I'll take a look at the little book.......... during my tenure as your protector, you have laughed at me for repeating a grade seventeen times, calling me a senior sister two hundred and thirty-eight times.........."
In front of the smiling force, Rorschach decided to bow his head........ he was so panicked, it is said that this girl is a black belt in karate, is the door of the dormitory strong enough, and she won't be touched at night, right? If she really comes in, her little arms and legs can't stand it at all, it is said that there are corpses floating on the Lusi River here all the year round, and he won't join this ranks one night.
".......... grabbed my braids six times, coaxed the girls' toilet with the bear child once, complained to the elementary school teacher seven times, scolded my little black girl twelve times....... copied my homework in the first year of junior high school, and even copied typos, and when the teacher asked, he said that I copied you. ”
Is this little book so thick?,I don't see the same thing in five minutes.,Or do you remember it with code.。
Anyway, you are too resentful, these childish things are still remembered, is it the first grade of primary school or kindergarten?
And is it all my fault? Rushing into the women's bathroom? Don't you tell me that you chased and killed you until there was no way to enter the women's bathroom? Even if I lifted your skirt first, and chased me with a toilet brush?
Do you really think that you can pretend to be a lady by wearing a pair of glasses? With a twisted braid, you can become a literary girl? Phew, in the entire Huanan District, who doesn't know that the three little female women, Sister Nana, can have a dozen heads, iron-blooded real men, and Sister Na is a pure man.
Obviously, there are so many bad points, but looking at the girl who is about to overflow with resentment, considering the difference in combat power between the two sides, the boy decided that it is better not to die and vomit.
Childhood sweethearts are very beautiful?Hehe, the endless grievances and hatreds accumulated from childhood, the struggle between bear children who lift their skirts to kick eggs, and the endless entanglements in the small book of grudges, even if there is an opportunity for emotional fermentation, most of them will be buddies, this is the truth.
As the past of the cheating father was read out one by one, Sunana's expression became more and more weird, and while Rorschach marveled at how he had died like this back then, he also felt that his life was becoming more and more insecure.
At that moment, in the face of Sunana, who was smiling sweeter and sweeter, in order not to really become a floating corpse on the Lusi River, Rorschach made a decision, and the nirvana ....... the tiger landed!
"Senior sister, just kidding, you're obviously two months older than me, senior sister, no, sister! From today onwards you will be my sister. Eldest sister, how can this lunch be enough for your growing sister, go, I will invite you to a big meal. ”
"Well, I've heard that the baja steaks in the backstreets taste good, and I've wanted to try them for a long time. ”
It seems that she has expected the current development, and the girl also nodded with a smile and put away the notebook.
But Rorschach knew that if he said no, he would have to start all over again.
"Baja beef?"
"Baja dragon chop, the lower limb meat of the Wurm genus, a Wurm is less than six kilograms of high-quality meat. ”
And even if Rorschach has only been here for a short time, do you know that it is a high-end restaurant that specializes in entertaining nobles, it seems to be a specialty restaurant for dragon meat dishes, which is notoriously expensive.
After calculating the balance of his living expenses, Rorschach's heart was dripping blood, but when he thought of the entanglement between each other, more importantly, he saw the little fist that Sunana was silently clenching, the grudge book fluttering in the wind, and even more remembered the other party's black belt and unknowable combat power......
"Let's go, let my brother pick up the wind for my sister....... tears came out of the corners of my eyes? Heartache? No, these are all tears of emotion, I actually did not hesitate to protect my safety, my sister is too good to me! Don't give me face, pick expensive points, and eat openly!"