Chapter 8: You're Forcing Me to Fake It!
"Old man deer, you can't drink it! You really can't drink it! If you drink it again, it will really kill you!
I was wrong! I know I was wrong!
In the future, I will be a cow and a horse with you, and I will do whatever you tell me to do?"
In order not to drink, Hou Yaoting was the first to compromise!
When Lu Yifan heard this, he nodded slightly and said, "Well, it's good to know that it's wrong." ”
Turning his head to look at the half-dead Hu Fei and the stupid Zhang Wenbin, Lu Yifan raised his head again and said, "What do you two say?"
Hu Fei smiled bitterly and gave a thumbs up and said, "Paralyzed! Your uncle is really your uncle! Uncle Lu Nima, I have never served anyone when I drink beer...... But today......
Belch......
If you don't help a few handfuls, I'll obey you!"
Zhang Wenbin glanced down at Lu Yifan's crotch, and silently said something that made the second monk a little confused: "You are big, you speak!"
Lu Meiling looked at these three proud and high-achieving students who were obedient to Lu Nimaji, and her heart was full of emotion.
This old man is simply superb!
It's just a meal, and the three of them are subdued!
This means, this courage and this amount of alcohol can only be described in two words - demon!
Now the more Lu Meiling looks at it, the more she feels that Lu Nima is pleasing to the eye!
The more I look at it, the more I feel that this old man is full of manliness!
"Xiao Lu, what are you looking at?" Lu Yifan couldn't help but ask curiously when he saw Lu Meiling staring at him like this.
"Huh...... Not...... It's nothing, I just think, old man, you're a little handsome. Lu Meiling lowered her head and said with a little blush.
"Hey, no, I'm old, I think when I was young, it was a famous handsome man in the village!
As long as I pass by, the little daughter-in-law, the little widow, one by one, is the same as the current brain-dead fans who have seen tfboys, crying and howling one by one!
As long as I show my chest muscles, I guarantee that all of us women in the village from 80 to 3 years old will be soft and their eyes will be straight!
No way, old man, I'm such a charming silver!"
Lu Yifan shrugged his shoulders and said narcissistically.
"Poof~~~~ Producer, I'm not sure if you're handsome or not, but when it comes to narcissism, you call the whole company the first, and no one dares to call it the second!"
Lu Meiling giggled in amusement.
"The old man is happy today, come, how about we take a selfie in a row? I'm very good at selling cute!" Lu Yifan said with a smile.
"What, old man, you also take selfies?"
Lu Meiling's eyes lit up and she was surprised.
"What a cute face, what a ruined picture show, I have it all in my phone! My selfies are almost 100 g! Come on, come on, take a few selfies!"
Say it!
As soon as Lu Meiling and Lu Yifan took a selfie, they were amused by his funny appearance and movements.
After leaving the Poly Club, several people took two taxis and prepared to go back.
After the car drove for about half an hour, Lu Meiling pointed to a private bank in front of her and said, "Hey, master, go to the bank in front of me and stop for a while, I just have no cash on me, go get some, save me from going to work tomorrow and delaying work." ”
Lu Yifan followed and got out of the car, but Lu Meiling said: "Old man, stay in the car, I'll be back soon." ”
"It's okay, just get out of the car to breathe. Lu Yifan smiled.
"Hehe, did you want to stay with Meimei Xiao Lu for a while before you found this excuse? Hmph, I have already seen through you!
"Xiao Lu, you are really getting more and more bold! I am your leader! And I can be your grandfather at my age!" Lu Yifan said angrily.
"Hmph, I don't care! The older you get, the more things you have experienced and the more you have seen!
Besides, you're a big guy!
How many beauties want to be able to fall in love with you!
Isn't that right?" Lu Meiling said with a smile.
"You have a point...... I was speechless......" Lu Yifan said speechlessly.
Your sister's!
Why is Lao Tzu's charm so great?
At the age of eighty-three, can you still flirt with your sister?
It seems that Brother Fan, I am destined not to be lonely in my old age!
"Meiling, don't worry, the producer is so old, even if he has the heart and is powerless!" Hu Fei said a little jealously.
"Pull it down, Hu Fei, I don't dare to say anything else, the old man is in that aspect...... Tsk, you definitely can't compare! No! I should say that we can't compare together!" Zhang Wenbin said very seriously.
The scene of Lu Yifan urinating on a wall in the toilet is still fresh in his memory!
Together, they came to this 24-hour private bank.
As soon as he arrived at the door, Lu Yifan frowned.
"What's the matter, old man?" asked Lu Meiling.
"It's nothing, it's just feeling...... There was a sense of foreboding lingering in my mind. How about you withdraw the money tomorrow?" Lu Yifan said.
"Hey, old man, you've watched too many movies! It's just a matter of taking money, it's a matter of minutes, what can happen! So, I'll get it quickly, you can wait here, right?" Lu Meiling chuckled.
With that, she clicked on her high heels and entered the bank.
Lu Yifan frowned and pinched his fingers.
"Huh, bad luck is the head, the disaster of blood and light ......"
The secret technique passed on to him by this immortal has never been miscalculated.
Lu Yifan's calculation actually calculated that Lu Meiling had a bloody disaster tonight!
This took him by surprise!
Turning his head to take a look, suddenly, Lu Yifan's gaze stayed on a black modern business vehicle outside the bank......
"Not good!"
Lu Yifan rushed into the bank, grabbed Lu Meiling, who was withdrawing money, and said loudly: "Hurry up!"
At the same time, the six people in the car in front of the bank had already begun to move.
He took out a black hood from his pocket, covered his head, pushed the car door and carried his handbag and walked into the bank.
As soon as Lu Yifan rushed in, the six masked gangsters had already walked into the bank gate.
Seeing that the situation was wrong, the bank security guard immediately stepped forward to stop them, and before they could take out the baton, they were shot directly in the center of the eyebrows!
The black USP pistol with a silencer shoots at close range, and the power is amazing!
The head of the security guard who was hit in the center of the eyebrow was like a watermelon, and half of it exploded!
Bai Huahua's brains were sprinkled on the ground with blood!
There were more than a dozen orthopedic departments in the bank queuing, and suddenly there was a burst of screams, and the robbers didn't say a word, raised their USP pistols, fired three shots at the ceiling, smashed the cameras distributed in various positions, and then shouted in a voice that was obviously not their own sound: "Robbery!
The originally noisy bank fell silent in an instant.
The children forgot to cry, the adults forgot to shout, they all obediently began to squat on the ground with their heads in their hands, and in the face of the thugs with guns in their hands, they did not have too many choices, and if they wanted to live, they had to obey.
Only an old man sighed silently in his heart: "You are forcing me to pretend to be forced!"