Chapter 7: The urge to urinate
The audience in the live broadcast room has already raised their hearts to their throats. Someone has already contacted the housing management and customer service, and the official staff of Teafish also paid attention to Gu Lang's live broadcast room as soon as possible, and at the same time tried to contact the Huaxia Embassy on TSNY's side to see if there was any rescue plan.
However, the Chinese Embassy in TSNY is located in Dar es Salaam, near the southeast coast, thousands of kilometers away from Gu Lang's location. Using this distance to compare the cheetah not far away, the hope that the rescue will arrive in time is simply slim.
What's more, Gu Lang didn't even have a coordinate for the location of the crash, and he didn't bring any positioning device himself, the only navigator that could show the direction was not visible to everyone in the live broadcast room.
The official people of Funny Fish are regretting it at the moment, how could they be persuaded by Gu Lang, a layman, to agree to his live broadcast in the wild? At the beginning, Gu Lang patted his chest and assured that he had a wealth of knowledge about survival in the wild, and all kinds of documents were indeed very complete. As soon as the results were launched, everyone found out that this product has theoretical knowledge and no practical experience in the wild.
The windshield of the off-road vehicle has been completely shattered, the front hood has also been turned up, and the radiator lid must have been blown away and was still steaming. The camera that was originally glued to the front windshield was not flown out with Gu Lang because it was wired, but hung on the hood. The people in the live broadcast room could clearly see the cheetah flowers slowly approaching in the grass.
Even if you don't know the attack posture of the cheetah, you have always seen the cats and birds at home. The enlarged version of the flower cat in front of me is the action of a cat catching a bird.
Everyone didn't have the heart to post a barrage for a long time, and they all looked at it nervously, it seemed that Gu Lang was more than lucky.
Xiaohua approached ten meters from the off-road vehicle, and lay still in the grass, staring at Gu Lang on the tree with his eyes, glowing with blood.
Wang Ping climbed off Xiaohua's back, stretched out his paw and patted Xiaohua's head to calm it down, and then turned around and walked towards the off-road vehicle.
Everyone in the live broadcast room saw this magical scene, and everyone couldn't help but be full of doubts about the animal world they had seen in the past, as well as the description of Pingtou on the Internet.
Doesn't it mean that Brother Pingtou is very irritable? And that leopard, what kind of dignity do you have as a beast of prey? Could it be that the animals on the African savannah usually live in harmony like this? And what is the gesture of Brother Pingtou just now? What the hell is this sense of déjà vu of going out for a walk with a pet? Could it be that the cartoon "Little Mouse on the Prairie" that I watched in my childhood is actually a special and true story?
In the live broadcast room, those elites who usually think they are quite literate are shouting for help at this time.
"Well, I'd like to ask a question."
A barrage swiped cautiously across the screen.
"I want to too!"
"I want to ask too"
"Are these two just working together?"
"What is the relationship between Brother Pingtou and Leopard?"
A barrage instantly drove everyone in the live broadcast room, and everyone really couldn't suppress their curiosity. There is also Wang Ping's body type, this sense of déjà vu of a mouse riding a cat, which makes everyone ignore his danger.
I got into the car and took a look, the navigator and tablet were all very ordinary things, and I couldn't see anything special. There was also a backpack in the back seat of the car, which contained some food and water. There was no thermal weapon, but there was a tiger tooth saber in the backpack, and Wang Ping could see at a glance that it was a knockoff of no more than fifty yuan.
It seems that he is a stupid hat who has been fooled by other people's descriptions to go to Africa for a road trip. Wang Ping shook his head, scooped a bag of beef jerky from his backpack, and then jumped out of the car and went around to the front of the car.
Seeing that Wang Ping was not in danger, Xiaohua followed from behind, bowed her head and arched Wang Ping's back.
The style of painting in the live broadcast room began to become weird. This kind of scene, if the world's most awesome zoologist is invited, I am afraid it is not clear what the picture of a leopard and a badger sitting on the ground eating a pack of beef jerky together is.
Wang Ping was hungry.
From the time I woke up until now, I haven't eaten anything for a day and a night. The closest I got to food was the one I was beaten up at the zoo. It can be described as full of bitterness.
Xiaohua was better, and when she was on her way before, she once passed a puddle of water, and there was a flock of wild ducks in it, and Xiaohua pounced on one. However, Wang Ping declined Xiaohua's invitation to eat.
It's not that Wang Ping is hypocritical. In the past, when I went on missions with my teammates, I would also eat some raw food in the wild, and beetles and scorpions were not less. But at that time, looking at the little flower that was full of duck feathers, Wang Ping really had no appetite at all.
A pack of beef jerky, most of which went into Wang Ping's stomach. I feel like I've recovered a lot of my strength, and the crazy hunger is gone. Wang Ping jumped on the hood and looked up at Gu Lang in the tree.
Very young, and at the same time very rich. This is Wang Ping's first impression, which comes from the outdoor mechanical watch of Wanguo on Gu Lang's wrist. Wang Ping also has the same watch, huh...... There used to be.
Of course, this is nonsense.
If you don't have money for this goods, you should be moving bricks in China now and working hard for the life you yearn for, instead of running to Africa to find excitement when you are full.
However, Gu Lang's appearance at this time was a little miserable, his face and body were full of small holes that had been scraped open by broken glass, and a large area of black blue appeared on his forehead.
"So, you must wear your seatbelt when driving! There are thousands of roads, and safety is the first ......."
Seeing that the other party did not have any particularly serious injuries, Wang Ping began to gloat, and the mini shoulder blades behind him trembled.
The small tree is not tall, and the spot where it has been hit by a car has a crack that could break at any moment. After thinking about it, Wang Ping motioned to Xiaohua, pointed to the poplar tree in front of him, and made a slapping motion.
Wang Ping didn't know that his behavior was filmed by the camera behind him throughout the whole process. Everyone looked at this flat-headed brother curiously, not knowing what he wanted to do.
After being in contact with Wang Ping for a few hours, Xiaohua can probably understand what Wang Ping means. Sometimes it doesn't matter if you don't understand, Xiaohua knows what Wang Ping has done, and she just does it. Jumping on the hood, Xiaohua slapped the poplar tree.
"Click......
Xiaohua's strength is obviously not proportional to Wang Ping's strength, the trunk that was about to break was slapped by Xiaohua, made a crisp sound, tilted to the side, and Gu Lang's weight was pressed on the treetops, and it broke directly from the place where it was hit and fell.
"Smack!"
"Oops......"
Someone fell face down on the ground, then groaned, apparently awake.
Gu Lang felt like a fire all over his body, and it hurt everywhere. My nose was even more sore, and my back was pressed by something, which was very uncomfortable.
Turning over and enduring the pain to move the trunk of the tree that was pressed on his back, Gu Lang opened his eyes, and then saw the picture of making him urinate.
He was sitting in front of the off-road vehicle, and on the hood of the car, there was a leopard squatting, a flat-headed brother, looking at him curiously. At this time, if Xiaohua suddenly made any moves, Gu Lang would definitely be able to pee.
Gu Lang didn't dare to move now, although there was pain everywhere on his body, the broken glass stubble cut many wounds of different sizes on Gu Lang's body, his forehead was hot, and his nose was bleeding even more because it hit the tree first and then hit the ground. But none of this compares to the pressure of being watched by one or two beasts.
For fear that an action would cause some misunderstanding and make himself GG, Gu Lang was careful even to breathe.
Wang Ping was thinking.
Although Xiaohua is very obedient and seems to be very close to herself, after all, it is a fierce beast and it is impossible to follow her all the time. And Xiaohua's target is also too big, once she encounters a poacher, she can easily disguise herself without being discovered, but Xiaohua can't.
It's the guy in front of him, who looks like a little suffered, maybe he can take advantage of it.
Gu Lang cautiously observed the two opposites, especially the big leopard. However, after an inadvertent glance, Gu Lang found the flat-headed brother next to him, and his eyes seemed to suddenly become very weird.
Gu Lang thought about it for a while, and it seemed that he had seen it in the male owner of the neighbor's house. At that time, he was looking at the golden retriever he raised, and it seemed to be this look.