Wow!

Two flashlights lit up.

"Please give me a flashlight. Li Wei stretched out his hand and leaned into the darkness.

It seems that this literati has been prepared for a long time, and he actually carries a flashlight with him, and sure enough, he doesn't understand the world of immortals.

However, as soon as his hand was halfway outstretched, he froze, and he saw that it was actually the eyes that were shining!

Under the eyes was a smiling mouth, and with the different light and dark faces, Li Wei's hair stood on end.

The literati's body shook slightly, and the darkness was cleared, and his originally blurred face gradually became clearer.

I saw the middle-aged appearance of the literati, with a carved face with distinct facial features, and an angular face that was handsome and abnormal. The overall look is a bit bohemian, but the inadvertent light in his eyes makes people dare not underestimate it. A head of jet-black and bushy hair. He has a tall nose and a dazzling smile on his thick lips.

Who is the big handsome guy in front of you?

"The old man Liu Wenqing is a Qingyun monk, graduated from the Confucian and Taoist Academy, and now he has been enlightened for 800 years, and has won the championship of the marathon of the Three Realms, the champion of the men's immortal group, the best individual award in the youth group debate competition, the third place in poetry recitation, and the member of the Three Realms Calligraphy Association, and he is not quick to worship me as a teacher!"

The literati came as soon as they opened their mouths, and said nonsense.

"Uh..... , why do you want me to apprentice so much, right?" Li said with a strange expression.

"It's a drop!"

"Okay then, the master is here, please bow to the apprentice!"

Immortals accept apprentices, and those who disagree are fools.

"Okay, good!" Liu Wenqing said three good words in a row, and helped Li Wei up with relief.

"From now on, you will be my Liu Wenqing's big disciple!"

"That....... Do you have any greeting gifts or anything like that?"

"Nope!"

"Pills?"

"Nope!"

"Warehouse resources are used casually?"

"No way!"

"I heard it in the playground just now, when you grabbed that one called Ju Ningxuan, it was no problem to empty the treasure house resources in the courtyard!"

"When you are looking for a job, do you negotiate the conditions first or after you join the company?"

"Then I'll talk about ....... now"

"It's late!"

Li Wei spurted out a mouthful of old blood, that is called a regret, are the immortals so pitted!

That's not good!

Hurt your high standing in my heart, okay!

"There's always an exercise, right?" asked Li Wei weakly.

"This can be there. ”

Liu Wenqing pointed at Li Wei's forehead, and a ball of light did not enter.

Then Li Wei had a lot of information in his mind: "Three Hundred Tang Poems", "Three Hundred Song Ci", "Elementary Chess Score", "Introductory Skills of Music and Rhythm", "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic", "How to Talk to People Kindly", .......

Li Wei was suddenly moved to tears, he has lived for more than 400 years, these books are not to say that they are memorized, there are always people who have read them a hundred and eighty times, and the master is so considerate that he can learn from the past.

"Master, I may be about to betray my master......." Li Wei couldn't accept such care from his master, and said bitterly.

"Before you betrayed, set the first rule for the teacher: anyone who betrays the teacher will be hung up and beaten for 100 years!"

"Puff puff ......"

"What's wrong with you, don't be scared!"

Liu Wenqing hurriedly gave Li Qi a pill before he rescued him.

Pit!

Big pit!

Is Confucianism and Taoism so thick-skinned, you have to give something useful, what is this?

I think I, Li Wei, have been crisscrossing the underworld for so many years, and I actually want to die in the hands of Confucianism.

When I die, I must engrave it on the tombstone: Confucianism and Taoism are big pits, don't enter if you are timid.

Anyway, I'm dead, how can I carve a tombstone?

Li Wei struggled and took out a piece of wood from the soul hook rope, which he had with him, and fooled those new ghosts who had just entered the underworld to buy it.

I didn't expect to use it one day, so I took out a brush, spit on it a few times, and when the tip of the hair was wet, I wrote an epitaph on the wood.

"Master, after the apprentice dies, please insert this piece of wood in front of the apprentice's grave. Li Qi handed the wood chip to Liu Wenqing and pleaded weakly.

"Okay, no problem. Liu Wenqing put away the wooden chips that were very serious.

"Do you have a sense of public morality, your apprentice is going to die and you won't teach some real things. ”

Li Wei couldn't pretend anymore, jumped up and said with his head and face.

When he finished speaking, he found that Liu Wenqing was looking at him with a mocking look.

"Little rabbit, I've eaten more salt than you've ever walked, if you want to trick me, there's no way!"

"Then why didn't you die!"

And then......

Our classmate Li was hung up and beaten by his master for more than an hour.

"By the way, master, why did you take me as an apprentice?" asked the upside-down Li strangely.

"Your soul is the purest soul I have ever seen, there is no impurity at all, you couldn't detect it on the instrument before because of the soul, although the artificial intelligence is good, but it is still not as good as the method that has been circulating for tens of thousands of years, so I used the talent stone to test your talent at once. ”

"What talent do I have?"

"I didn't see it clearly, and I estimated that the lowest was nine grades. ”

Li Wei secretly rejoiced, I'll just say, no matter how we say this handsome face, we have a talent of more than eight grades.

"Don't be complacent. It is necessary to know that there are people outside the world, there are heavens outside the sky, talent only plays an ornamental role, the key is to rely on oneself, those who are powerful have few talents to reach the ninth grade. Liu Wenqing admonished.

"Then you robbed people before?"

And then......

Li was beaten for more than an hour.

"Confucianism is divided into music, calligraphy, painting, chess, royalty, mathematics, and etiquette, and there are tutors who explain it for free every day, you can listen to it, and as for the exercises, you need to complete the task by yourself, exchange it with credits, and remember to be greedy and chew more. With that, he vanished.

Li strange: "........"

You're putting me down!

The formation of this forest was also withdrawn, and then Li Wei was exposed to the vision of passers-by.

Pedestrians are pointing at the road, and even taking out their mobile phones is a wild shot.

"What are you looking at, didn't you see Lao Tzu practicing?"

..........................

The tabloid in the outer courtyard of Sichuan and Chongqing University: Why did the young man in the flower season hang upside down in the southeast branch, is it a moral decline or a distortion of human nature, and today I will unravel those unknown secrets for you.

Li Wei was hung up for more than two hours, and there were reporters from the hospital who came to interview him halfway, so he was really unlucky to get home.

Now that I have officially joined the outer courtyard, I have seen that when it is time to eat, how can I miss a meal as a foodie.

As the saying goes: eat in time, the meal is not delicious when it is cold!

Asking for directions is an insult to a veteran foodie who can find a cafeteria just by smelling the fragrance.

The rumbling stomach was seriously protesting that he was too slow, and Li Wei decided that he would have to exchange a body method if he had credits in the future, otherwise he wouldn't be able to grab the hot food.

In fact, cultivation can be done in order to reach the Yuan Infant Stage, but most people will not choose to do so, habit is a terrible thing, and it is difficult to change it when you get used to doing one thing.

It is said that cultivating truth, abstaining from desire, greed, and mortality, and excessive obsession is harmful to cultivation.

But is that really the case?

Why didn't you think about abstaining from lust and greed when you killed people and grabbed treasures, but instead took care of these little things.

Quitting mortal dust is even more nonsense, mortal dust joys and sorrows are separated, love, hatred, hatred, hatred, is there no such thing as the cultivation realm?

People in the cultivation realm are all from mortal dust, how can you quit?

"Auntie, one Kung Pao chicken, one pot meat, five bowls of rice. When Li Wei rushed to the cafeteria, there happened to be a window where no one was queuing.

"Haole~"

I saw the vegetable aunt, the hand in charge of the spoon was raised high, scooping a spoonful of back to the pot in the vegetable basin, Li Wei stared at the meat on the spoon, not to mention seven or eight slices, and his saliva flowed.

Then he witnessed the most brutal thing that ever happened.

The hand of the cooking aunt seemed to shake rhythmically, and the meat in the spoon was also driven, and when the arm, spoon, and meat reached resonance, the meat actually shook slightly.

Then the cooking aunt sped up the frequency, and the meat shook faster, and then the meat returned to the pot with two slices or three or four slices, and fell into the basin and could not be seen!

In the end, the amount in the spoon is reduced by about four-fifths, and the meat is only one slice, and the rest is all green onions.

"Is there enough young man? not enough to add more. ”

Li Wei nodded desperately.

The cooking aunt swiped the spoon in the basin like a dragonfly, hooked up a small section of green onions, and buckled the spoon on the plate.

If there is an apocalypse, Li Wei absolutely believes that it will not be more terrifying than this.

What pain could be more painful than seeing the fat that is about to reach your mouth fly!

However, the truth is that when you think that the vegetable aunt is waiting for the second floor, the reality is that you are on the fifth floor.

The next picture has been kept in the deepest part of his heart, even when he is invincible in the world, he can't be relieved.

Kung Pao Chicken is different from the back pot meat, the size is uniform, and the weight of each grain is about the same, just when Li Qi thought that there was nothing to be done by the cooking aunt, the aunt showed him a stunt.

This time, the frequency of the shaking of the aunt's arm has decreased a lot, but the strength has increased, and I saw that the kung pao chicken in the spoon has been thrown high, and the eyes of the vegetable aunt flashed, and the ingredients in the air were quickly identified, and then the spoon in the hand was extremely accurate to catch the peanuts, and the diced meat fell freely and was submerged into the basin.

This dazzling operation, the show Li strangely had a numb scalp, and when he came back to his senses, he fixed his eyes and saw that the spoon was full of peanuts!

"Is there enough of the boys? ”

Li Qi rekindled hope and nodded frantically.

However, the reality is always contrary to reality.

The vegetable aunt held a plate of green onions with back to the pot and fried peanuts in the palace, and beat rice for Li Wei.

Is this hell?

Right!

I'm in hell right now, in endless darkness!

Li Wei wants to open his reincarnation eye to cast infinite moon reading, he doesn't admit that there is no meat in the dish, he wants to create a world with meat!

It's a pity that he doesn't have the eye of reincarnation!

"A total of 20, scan the code or cash?"

it, you have to collect money!

Isn't it free?

Aren't today's sects all about ensuring the basic food of the disciples in the sect?

Forehead...... Come to think of it, this is not a sect!

"Is it okay to have a dark coin?"