vs 27 The fart general

If Wang Fugui heard their conversation, he would definitely nod his head in agreement, and would say yes, yes.

The world is so beautiful, you see that even if it rains so hard, there are still so many beautiful women on the street wearing skirts, and when the wind blows, the skirts are lifted and even the small pants are exposed, if you die like this, wouldn't it be a pity?

"Well, park!"

Han Xuezi was concentrating on driving, and when she was about to cross the intersection, Wang Fugui said in a steep lower voice.

She braked quickly and asked, "What's wrong?"

Wang Fugui's face was almost stuck to the window, looking outside, and muttering: "The beautiful woman just now, the little pants don't seem to be worn." ”

"Wang Fugui!"

"Yes!"

Only then did Wang Fugui realize that Han Xuezi was by his side, and he really shouldn't have told what he had just discovered, and quickly explained: "Cough, Mr. Han, I'm just worried that she will catch a cold......

"Get out!"

"It's raining heavily. ”

"I'll say it one last time, get out. ”

"Borrow an umbrella, right?"

Wang Fugui was just about to reach behind to get the umbrella, Han Xuezi had already reached over and pushed the car door, grabbed him down, and then slammed the car door shut, and the accelerator pedaled and whistled across the intersection.

"Han Xuezi, which one gives you the right to block my freedom to discover and appreciate beautiful women? It won't be jealous, right? Ha, if you wear it like this, I promise you won't look at others!"

In the pouring rain, Wang Fugui, who became a soup chicken in an instant, jumped to the car and scolded.

Fortunately, after crossing this intersection and walking 600 meters further, it is Qiaorun Group.

The moment Wang Fugui was thrown out of the car, all the clothes on his body were drenched.

There was no need to shelter from the rain, so he simply put his hands in his trouser pockets, walked forward with his head held high against the rain, ignoring the pedestrians holding umbrellas next to him, as if looking at stupid.

They know a ball, I call it walking in the rain, I understand what it means to be emotional.

Glancing at the car parked closest to the door of the company hall, Wang Fugui pouted.

He said hello to Hao Ping'an, who was standing at the door, and he didn't hear what he was saying, but judging from the unhealthy smile on his face, it was probably not a good talk.

When stretching out his feet to push open the door of the driver's duty room, the house was very noisy, these drivers' days were really too flying, it rained so heavily that no leader wanted to use the car, and as soon as he went to work, he had a "small fire".

A few days ago, everyone cut leeks to the surnamed Wang, as if this guy couldn't be offended, so he had to suppress his anger in his heart, and after work, Xu Bude led the way to a restaurant, and everyone studied it carefully for a long time, and worked out a way to recover the gambling book.

Since Wang Fugui is Secretary Wen's person and a scumbag with good kung fu, everyone understands that if you want to get back the gambling book, of course, it is impossible to be rude, only to compete at the gambling table.

At the gambling table, several people join forces to deal with one person, if you can't let him lose the crying dad and call his mother, then everyone simply don't play in the future.

It is said that small gambling can be pleasant, but it always gives money to others, so what is the situation?

So one day yesterday, Xu Bude and the others held their breath and vowed to let Wang Fugui vomit out even the interest, except that he didn't dare to go to the table!

Xu Bude and the others, who had arranged everything, waited for most of the day, and Wang Fugui didn't come to work, but waited for the news that he had beaten Thunderbolt the night before.

Han Xuezi and Wen Ping will not talk about that incident in the company, but the cousin of a certain driver, Yao Qingyou of the patrol room, can't stand it, yesterday when the two of them had something to talk about on the phone, Yao Qingyou specially mentioned this matter.

Naturally, it was a joke to brag, saying that a guy named Wang Fugui in your company was sad in our patrol room last night, and he was beaten by Deputy Captain Liu of Thunderbolt and so on.

What, that guy was flattened by a woman, and he was so angry that he was urinating?

No wonder I didn't come to work today, this is really a report and a report, let you be so powerful, let you be cowhide, really think you can fight and be invincible in the world?

Happy, crying, I'm going to have a good meal today, and I'll do this at noon......

At noon, Xu Ban set up a table in the small private room of the canteen to celebrate Wang Fugui's beaten farts and urine, and studied it carefully for a long time, and gave him a very loud nickname: General Fart!

Someone made Wang Fugui a fart for everyone, and Xu Bude and others didn't think it was a big deal to be beaten by him, saying that when all the heroes were beaten by him the day before yesterday, there was no fart and urine.

But you can't just let him go because of this, even if he's already out of the way, you have to win back the money you lost to him.

"Yo, the fart general is here!"

As soon as Wang Fugui entered the door, a man named Wang Aiying shouted: "Everyone is welcome!"

The applause rang out steeply, lasting and warm, as if welcoming the leaders of the inspection and hygiene, and shouted in unison: "Welcome, welcome, warmly welcome the fart general!"

Damn, these dogs' day news is so well-informed, I actually know about Lao Tzu's flat fart, but you'd better shout it in front of that thunderbolt in the future, and Lao Tzu promises that she won't fall you to death.

Wang Fugui was slightly stunned for a moment, and then suddenly came to his senses, with an irreverent smile on his face, and tilted his head and arched his hands to return the salute one by one, looking like everyone's kindness and affection.

This guy really doesn't want to be embarrassed, everyone laughs at him like this, he just looks like no one, I like it......

Wang Aiying and the others made a look, and their resentment about being beaten by fat the day before yesterday was much smaller.

Men, you should be generous, the day before yesterday, everyone flocked to the scene after losing, and it is true that there is no minimum morality of a gambler.

Now people don't care about our ridicule, if we compare the events of that day, wouldn't it be unmanly?

How did they understand that the reason why Mr. Wang was so tolerant and generous was because of their bulging wallets.

If you fall out with everyone and the relationship becomes stiff, will people still bet with you?

For the sake of the so-called face that can't be eaten or worn, he will cut off his own money, which is something that only two goods can do.

"Wang Fugui, can you tell us about the wonderful scene of how you fought with Deputy Captain Liu of the patrol room two days ago? Ha, haha!"

Wang Fugui's face was not tolerated, which greatly increased the prestige of Wang Aiying and others: What's wrong with the scumbag, aren't you also afraid of the police?

Everyone coaxed: "Yes, yes, come on, the brothers have really lived to see each other for a long time, and they have never encountered such a thing, and they are looking forward to the kind of erotic encounter that is beaten by a woman." ”

Looking at their sneering faces, Wang Fugui's face was even more ashamed, and he sighed heavily: "Alas, don't talk about the past." Don't you think that such a beautiful rainy day is a good opportunity for my generation to show off his might at the gambling table?"

Xu Bude was thinking about how to let Wang Fugui play cards on the table, but he didn't want him to bring it up himself, of course he couldn't let go of this great opportunity, and immediately slapped the table, "Don't be verbose, it's not a glorious thing to be beaten by a woman into a fart and pee, I hope everyone can save some face for the fart general." Come on, crack the eggs, break the eggs!".

"Okay, wreck!"

Everyone looked at each other, cheered, and gathered around the table.