Chapter 03: Three Minutes, Sold Out
May 14.
The timing of the pre-sale.
Time is a minute by a second.
There are three hours left until May 14.
There are more and more keyboard warriors who are taunting and abusing on the Internet.
All of them are ready to stay up all night to watch Xu You's jokes.
is warmer than the passion of staying up late to watch the Spring Festival Gala during the New Year.
Even some streamers and stand-up comedians have joined in.
Zuma!
An artist who has participated in the "Tucao Conference".
He complained very bluntly, and there was no laughing point.
However, there is a backstage and he became the champion of that season of "Tucao Conference".
Night.
on Weibo.
Zuma publicly complained: "I heard that Xu You's concert venue can accommodate 30,000 people, but I'm afraid that less than 1,000 people actually participated."
Excluding the security guards and cleaning aunts, there are only dozens of relatives left.
As for his ticket, no one asked for it, and he was so panicked to wipe his buttocks, and he couldn't wipe it clean. ”
Shark platform.
The anchor Tianzuo spoke wildly.
"Family, I'm not going to play PK tonight, I'll give you a live broadcast of Xu You's concert tickets, and if you want to see how miserable Xu You's tickets are, let's take a look.
Let's put the words here first, the tickets will definitely not sell a hundred, otherwise I will send 2,000 red envelopes to my family. ”
"One hundred votes? Are you kidding? Fifty floats are hanging!"
"Anchor, you're so bad, I like it so much!"
......
For a time, there were countless barrages.
More and more tourists are pouring in.
The popularity once became the number one shark.
More than the shark sister 'a little sleepy'!
Tianzuo, the anchor, will only shout one or two microphones, and the live broadcast content is non-stop PK circle money and flirting with female anchors.
It's not a quality streamer.
This time he successfully rubbed off the heat, making him hot tonight.
Seeing more and more VIPs coming in, Tianzuo couldn't close his mouth with a smile.
"Family, although I am a shouter and am looked down upon by many people, I say from the bottom of my heart that I look down on Xu You.
What bullshit is non-mainstream, low to burst.
I can still hear some of my shouting, but his songs are insulting to the ear, and they can't be called songs at all!"
"The anchor is wrong, Xu You's song is insulting the word 'song'. ”
"Shouting microphone at least makes my blood boil, what are those songs of Xu You?
"I don't allow you to say that Xu You, to be able to write such a delicate non-mainstream song, Xu You must have dyed his colorful hair and a nose ring on his nose, which is a standard non-mainstream. ”
"Old nun, look at the sword!"
"The forty-meter big knife has been inserted, and I can't hold it!"
"Burial, allies!"
"To commemorate your glorious achievements, we will play a variety of non-mainstream songs on your grave. ”
"Hahaha, Xiu'er. ”
......
In the midst of everyone's abuse, the time for pre-sale is constantly approaching.
20 seconds.
10 seconds.
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At this moment, Xu You is playing "Glory of Kings".
When it comes to "Glory of Kings", one person must be mentioned: Daxian.
Daxian, also known as Zhang Tank, Zhang Bingxin.
used to be a beauty anchor, then a technology anchor, and now a feeding anchor.
Telling sassy words and reasoning against the wind is the eternal game style of Daxian.
Xu Youke is a big fan of Daxian, so his outfit is also according to what Daxian said.
According to Daxian's style of play, he got a kill in less than a minute at the beginning.
"Eribaty, slam on your head!"
Before Xu You could be happy, his mobile phone rang suddenly.
There are three things I hate the most when playing games: someone makes a phone call, someone sends a voice message on WeChat, and someone steals the Internet.
Click!
Xu You decisively hung it up.
Continue playing.
Is he a good teammate of Huaxia, once he starts the game, as long as the earth does not explode, he must insist on finishing the game.
"Eriba......
Click!
Hang up!
"Ai ......"
Hang again!
"Ding......
Hang!!!
This was repeated four or five times, and before the bell could be remembered, Xu You hung up decisively.
In such a difficult situation, Wang was stunned to end the game in ten minutes.
"Why do you keep calling?"
Xu You dialed the phone and asked.
"Brother You, what are you doing, why don't you answer the phone all the time?"
"Play the game!"
"My God, your heart is so big, your concert tickets are pre-sold today, and you are still in the mood to play games. ”
"My heart is not big, it's quite detailed, the last wave of Lu Bu picked five, flashed to kill the shooter and mage first, and successfully won five kills. ”
On the other end of the phone: "......"
"What's the matter, what's the matter? Tickets don't sell well, or haven't you sold a single one?"
Xu You is still mentally prepared, not flustered, and calm.
"It's really a ticket thing, Brother You, have you swiped the ticket?"
"Swipe tickets?"
"That's right!"
Xu You frowned: "My house and car are mortgaged now, where is the money to swipe tickets!"
"You really didn't swipe the ticket?"
"What the hell are you trying to say?"
"you, do you really not know?"
"What do I know?"
"Open the website and see for yourself. ”
Xu You turned on the computer next to him.
I was stunned.
The place that was originally pre-sold turned gray.
The word pre-sale has also disappeared.
Instead, it became...... SOLD OUT!
10,000 tickets, all sold out!
"I only played the game for ten minutes, and it sold out?"
Xu You was still a little confused.
"It's over in three minutes!"
"it, Brother You, you're really awesome!"
"10,000 tickets, grab them in three minutes, and there is not one left! These fans are really fierce!"
"Brother You, don't say anything, I will be the pendant on your thigh in the future. ”
On the other end of the phone, they all roared excitedly.
Emotions are high.
It seems that he is going to have a concert.
"Brother You, it can't be that someone maliciously swiped the ticket and wanted to mess with you, right?"
"I don't know, let's take a look at the pre-sale tomorrow night. ”
Xu You hung up the phone.
I sighed in my heart: Have my fans really grown up?
10,000 tickets, 6,000 rear row tickets for 588, 3,500 front row tickets for 888, 500 front row tickets for 1888.
The price is fair.
Xu You originally planned to sell it casually, but he just wanted to fulfill the agreement.
Now all sold out, that is, the revenue is almost eight million.
After deducting the commission and interest, there are also six million.
Just tonight's first round of ticket grabbing, Xu You will not lose much.
If all the tickets are sold later, you will definitely make a profit without losing money.
A layer of mist rose from Xu You's eyes.
He understands that he is not yet obsolete from the times.
This is still its own era!
......
Tianzuo live broadcast room.
Everyone was stunned.
Confused.
Be dumbfounded.
"Omaredi Gaga, what's going on?"
"Sold out? Am I dazzled?"
"Is there a problem with the streamer's computer?"
"It's the same with my computer!"
"It's unbelievable that there are still people grabbing tickets for garbage non-mainstream!"
Tourists are talking.
And Tenzo is lying on the chair, completely sluggish.
I don't know, I thought it was a vegetative person!
At this moment, he felt that his face hurt so much!