Chapter 1 Can do it and never beep

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[Beast System Binding......]

[1%…… 53%……]

In a haze, Cao Da heard a mechanical voice ringing in his head.

At just 23 years old, he was hospitalized with cancer, which didn't sound like the sound of medical equipment.

Open your eyes again!

He found out that he had omitted the step of reincarnation and had turned into an adult honey badger!

Honey badger, body length of 80 cm, weighs 20 pounds, because the top of the head is flat, the back is covered with a layer of white hair, like the big brother of the rivers and lakes who deliberately dyes the white of the forehead, and the people of the rivers and lakes give the nickname "Brother Pingtou".

Many times, Cao Da wonders if he has offended the "fate" brother, otherwise even if he is reincarnated as an animal, there is no need to give himself the identity of the whole Pingtou brother, right?

You know, this thing is not afraid of heaven and earth, but it is the only existence in the world that can make itself an endangered protected animal just by drying a frame.

Hyena helpless?

What about lions?

What about tigers?

As long as you dare to stare at it, you don't want to do it.

There has always been a famous saying about Brother Pingtou on the rivers and lakes: Brother Pingtou's life is too busy, either on the road or on the road.

Of course, these are nothing, the most unacceptable thing for Cao Da is that maybe it was the arrangement of fate, he actually became the pet of his ex-girlfriend's eldest brother Yang Ling in a daze!

As soon as I thought that I would have to meet Yang Han, the female ticket before her death, I didn't look down in the future, Cao Da was a black line on his face, and this Nima was too painful.

Meow!

"You're the new one, come here, show my sister." ”

Just when Cao Da was lying on the ground worrying about the future, a cat meow suddenly sounded.

Then, a little female cat with snow-white hair and less than half an arm length appeared behind Cao Da at some point.

Cao Da knew that this little white cat was called Mimi, and it was Yang Han's pet, and when he was still a human, he also liked Mimi, but now, hehe.

Cao Da came to Yang's house to fight for less than three days, but he didn't eat a full meal.

Maybe it was because he felt that Cao Da's appearance had affected his status, and for three days, Mimi had always bullied him in a different way, either urinating in his rice bowl, or deliberately knocking over his rice bowl, causing Yang Ling to starve Cao Da for a day.

Meow!

"New, what about my sister to teach you, you don't have long ears, do you?"

According to Cao Da's temperament, he is naturally too lazy to take care of Mimi, but for some reason, since beating Mimi and provoking him, a thought has always flashed in his mind, that is, fighting!

Smack!

Seeing that Cao Da ignored herself, Mimi was angry, and slammed into the table and broke Yang Han's favorite water cup.

Meow!

"Aren't you dumb? ”

Looking at the broken water cup on the floor, Cao Da only felt his blood surging up.

First of all, Mimi is a good cat in Yang Han's eyes, and breaking the cup will definitely not be counted on Mimi, in fact, and most importantly, this cup was given to Yang Han before his death.

Meow meow!

"What's the matter, I'm angry, come and hit me", because she didn't know what Cao Da was, Mimi thought that Cao Da's jumping ability was not good, and she stood on the table and continued to provoke.

"I rely on your uncle!"

After a series of provocations, Cao Da couldn't restrain himself at all, his body slammed onto the chair like an arrow off the string, kicked his legs the chair, and finally landed firmly on the table.

[Beast System: Leopard's Speed!]

Suddenly, the mechanical voice sounded in Cao Da's mind again.

Only then did Cao Da remember this stubble.

The speed of the leopard?

The Beast system?

Could it be a superpower?

Meow meow!

Mimi is a female cat after all, and she is probably frightened by Cao Da's lightning speed, so she turned around and jumped after a few calls.

Obviously, you don't need any superpowers to fight a kitten, but Cao Da's temperament seems to be much hotter than when he was alive.

"Stop for Lao Tzu!"

Cao Da kicked the table with four claws, directly on Mimi's body, and then kicked Mimi's back violently.

Meow meow!

At this time, Mimi was suspended in the air, and when Cao Da kicked her like this, her body fell to the ground like a kite with a broken string.

The cat's balance ability is extremely strong, and before landing, Mimi desperately adjusted her posture, and finally didn't get thrown and eaten.

However, after this incident, Mimi also figured out in her heart that the guy with a flat head in front of her was not easy to mess with.

As a result, before Mimi had time to escape, Cao Da had already blocked Mimi's way.

Then, without waiting for Mimi to react, Cao Da raised his front paws and waved his hand at Mimi's fair face.

Mimi was beaten and spun around three times, and just after stabilizing her figure, Cao Da slapped her again.

Bang Bang Bang!

After three slaps, Cao Da stopped his hand and stared at Mimi with a fierce look, "If you don't want to die, you won't mess with Lao Tzu in the future, and next time, Lao Tzu will eat you raw!"

After speaking, Cao Da slowly walked to the door, lay down again, and continued to think about the future badger.

You wait for me!

Mimi's face was hot and painful, she glared at Cao Da viciously, and immediately ran to the kitchen, stepped back hard, and crossed out of the window.

Mimi has a good look, it is only a 5-year-old cat cat, called five million, relying on him, Mimi is used to showing off her power in this area, and today she has suffered this kind of nest gas, and she has to let five million come over to teach this thing that does not know the height of the sky.

Cao Da didn't want to think about why Mimi left, and he didn't bother to think about it, what he was most concerned about now was how to become a human again.

Otherwise, then he would only be able to watch Yang Han marry someone else, which is absolutely unacceptable for a man, especially for a flat-headed brother who is currently with super self-esteem!

I wonder if there is a way to get this superpower?

But what is the name of the superpower, the beast system......

Suddenly, just when Cao Da was racking his brains to figure out a way, Yang Ling actually came back.

"Flathead, did you do all this?"

Looking at the mess in one place, Yang Ling frowned and stared at Cao Da, now that Mimi is not at home, who would it be if he didn't do it?

Cao Da turned his head and glanced at the debris in the place, but did not call.

Even if he called, what could he do? Yang Ling didn't understand.

"It's only been three days since you came to my house, tell me, how much trouble have you caused me?"

Cao Da's attitude made Yang Ling very unhappy, and while speaking, he had already picked up the broom, looking at the posture, it was to educate Cao Da.

Ho!

Cao Da didn't know why, almost instinctively, when he saw Yang Ling picking up the broom, he bowed his body and yelled at Yang Ling.

"How dare you yell at me?

Yang Ling was about to be blown up, so he picked up the broom and shone it on Cao Da's back, no matter how fierce you are Brother Pingtou, can you beat me?

The tenacity of the flat-headed brother's fur is so tough that even a lion wants to bite it open, and this broom is no different from tickling for him.

It's just that Yang Ling's current moment completely aroused Cao Da's desire to fight.

Almost the moment Yang Ling's broom smashed into Cao Da's body, Cao Da's two front paws also grabbed the broom rod.

Without waiting for Yang Ling to pull back, Cao Da grew up with a big mouth and took a bite according to the broom rod.

Click!

A crisp sound sounded, and the next moment, the wooden broom rod with the thickness of his thumb was actually bitten off by Cao Da.

"My grass", Yang Ling was startled, and subconsciously looked at the half-section of the broom rod in his hand, and his face turned green.

is worthy of a flat-headed brother, if this amazing bite force bites a person, it will not be rattled on the spot?

"Haha, amazing, worthy of my flat head!"

I thought that Yang Ling would not give up, but what Cao Da never expected was that Yang Ling actually laughed, and instead of continuing to blame him, he brought him a whole jar of honey.

Cao Da was already hungry, and when he saw his favorite honey, he pounced on the spot.

"Eat, eat, I'll rely on you for next week's game", Yang Ling touched Cao Da's flat head dotingly, and said with relief.

Rely on me? Why don't I rely on you?

Delicious in front, Cao Da didn't care about what Yang Ling said, he just wanted to fill his stomach quickly.

Yang Ling seemed to have something to do, and he didn't stay at home for long before going out again.

Cao Da didn't bother to pay attention, just eating honey with his head bored.

Smack!

Meow!!!

Suddenly, just as Cao Da was eating a big meal at the door, a slight sound came from the kitchen, and then, a roar that was almost stepped on by the tail immediately came into Cao Da's ears:

"Ugly monster, I'm here for five million, come and die!"

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