vs 17 Rock, scissors, paper

"Wait a minute, there's still a plate of braised eggplant in oil that hasn't been cooked, you go outside and wait for a while, it's best to smirk at the sun for three minutes.

Then you feel that you will be in a good mood on this day, this is my experience in the past 20 years, and I will not tell him in ordinary people. ”

Wang Fugui said instigatingly, grabbed the lid of the rice cooker, and glanced at the porridge that was cooking inside.

Cut, who still knows your experience?

Han Xuezi wanted to say this after pursing her lips, but she didn't say it, even she herself wondered, how could she listen to him, walked out of the kitchen and stood in the courtyard, squinted and made a few vomits, and then showed eight shell teeth on her face facing the sun.

As the saying goes, girls who like to laugh are generally lucky.

But shouldn't the way he smiles at the sun be very charming and charming, why did he say that he was smiling?

If it weren't for the fact that this guy can actually cook, Mr. Han would definitely rush up and give him a full meal of old fists, so that he could taste the kung fu of the ace special forces!

He was deliberately currying favor with the salesman, hoping that I could give him a step and let him go.

Forget it, forget it, for the sake of his usefulness, I won't fight him hard, which one makes me always magnanimous?

Mr. Han, who was smirking at the sun, was moved by his wise decision, when Wang Fugui's voice came from the living room: "Baby, it's time for breakfast!"

This sound must be a very comfortable baby in the ears of the little girl, and it will not lose the little good impression that Mr. Han has just risen, and when he turns around and looks at him again, he is full of peach blossoms, but now he is full of frost, like standing in the open air all night.

"Mr. Han, eat, hehe. ”

After feeling Mr. Han's fierce gaze, Wang Fugui sneered a few times and ran back to the kitchen.

Three plates of side dishes, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, large eggplant stewed in oil, and raised eggs, the aroma alone will drill straight into the nose, even people who have no appetite will not be able to hold back their index fingers.

What's more, there is also fragrant millet porridge, and there are nearly twenty boiled eggs piled on the plate.

"Mr. Han, please. ”

Wang Fugui pulled out a chair for Mr. Han very flatteringly, and made a gesture of please.

Now he calls Han Xuezi Mr. Han, but he agrees.

Han Xuezi glanced at him, sat down slowly, frowned and asked, "Why are you getting a bunch of eggs?"

"Of course, it's eating. ”

Wang Fugui grabbed his chopsticks and pestled them on the dining table.

"So much, can you eat it?"

"Do you think that other people are the same as you, the amount of eggs is the size of a ball, and you eat like a mouse...... Mr. Han, don't be angry, if you are angry early in the morning, you will have no good luck in the day. ”

"Hmph. ”

Han Xuezi snorted lightly, picked up a piece of raised egg with chopsticks, and asked sharply when she was about to put it in her mouth, "You didn't spit in the egg, did you?"

Wang Fugui frowned, and then smiled: "Mr. Han, you are really smart, you can guess this kind of thing." ”

In fact, as soon as Han Xuezi said it, she regretted it a little.

She felt that her words hurt this guy's heart for a busy morning, didn't it discourage people's enthusiasm, especially after seeing him frown, he really felt a little guilty, and felt that he couldn't live up to others' flattery.

But she won't apologize, little girl, even if she says something wrong, for the sake of her own face, she won't apologize to him, eating his breakfast is to give him the greatest face.

The scumbag's cooking skills are okay, and the taste is much better than those shy and big-bellied cooks in the company canteen, but the speed of his eating is not flattering, he can't really be Zhu Bajie reincarnated.

How can ordinary people eat seventeen or eighteen boiled eggs for breakfast?

Fortunately, he has a little self-knowledge, and the three dishes move the small half of his own side, unlike the old hen who uses chopsticks to shave, if he really wants that, Mr. Han's good mood will definitely be gone.

Han Xuezi ate a large bowl of porridge, an egg, and two halves of dishes, which is a lot more than usual.

Many times, she skips breakfast.

Han Xuezi put down the chopsticks, took two pieces of paper, and wiped the corners of her mouth elegantly, she saw Wang Fugui put the rest of her dishes into his bowl, took a spoonful of porridge, and ate it with relish.

"You, you're eating my leftovers, aren't you afraid of my saliva?"

Han Xuezi was a little surprised.

"When I was hungry, I used to grab food from dogs. ”

Wang Fugui replied without raising his head.

"You dare to scold me for being ......"

Han Xuezi was angry again.

After eating the last dish in his mouth, Wang Fugui put down the bowl and shook his head, and said lightly: "I don't mean that, I just tell the truth." ”

Han Xuezi stopped talking.

She could see from Wang Fugui's expression that he really didn't mean to ridicule her, he was just telling the truth, or acting on a disc - responding to the call of the country and not wanting to waste a little food.

"Ahem, I'm sorry, I misunderstood you. ”

Han Xuezi coughed, this is a very sincere apology.

"Nothing. ”

Wang Fugui stretched out with a smile.

"What do you mean?"

Han Xuezi's eyebrows furrowed slightly, and she asked, "What, is this the money you want to buy vegetables from me?"

The refrigerator in her house was empty, and Wang Fugui's dishes for breakfast must have been bought by him from outside.

You have to pay for something, and there's nothing to say about it.

"Hey, thirty or twenty dollars is not money in my eyes. Besides, you let me live in your house, and gave me an old dress that you wore to throw away, why am I embarrassed to ask you for this money for groceries?"

After hearing Wang Fugui say this, Han Xuezi wanted to shoot the case and ask him which one wore the old clothes that he was going to throw away, and he didn't even drag off the price code card!

However, in order to maintain a good mood, Mr. Han endured: "Then what do you mean by reaching out?"

"Bet on it. Rock, scissors, paper!"

"Bet, bet on this?"

"If you lose, you will wash the pots and dishes, and if you win, you will sit on the sofa and be the second master with Erlang's legs. ”

Wang Fugui's explanation is concise and concise.

Han Xuezi bit her lip, she couldn't imagine that he even used rocks, scissors, and paper to decide what should have been done by him, such as washing pots and dishes...... Sure enough, it's a scumbag!

Seeing that Mr. Han's face was unpredictable, and his face might change at any time, Wang Fugui snorted coldly: "Hehe, if you don't want to, you'll pull it down, isn't it just to wash the pots and dishes, it's not a big deal, I'll suffer this loss......"

Han Xuezi hugged her sleeves, stretched out her hand, and said coldly: "I'll take advantage of you?

Wang Fugui didn't speak, raised his hand and made a gesture of please start.

"Everyone should reach out at the same time!"

Han Xuezi said, shouting one, two, three.

Under the close gaze of the four eyes, a pair of fists were outstretched......