Chen An went to Tang Jiang's house before going home.

When the door opened, Chen An saw a woman with a cucumber on her face.

"Damn, what are you doing here, Syrup?"

Even Chen An couldn't help but groan when he was shocked.

"Can't you see, apply cucumbers. ”

Tang Jiang spoke in a weird way, avoiding the cucumbers on her face from falling, and trying not to move the muscles on her face, but fortunately, Chen An could understand her.

"Funny woman. ”

Chen An couldn't help laughing, I don't know why, looking at Tang Jiang's face full of cucumbers, Chen An just wanted to laugh.

"Laughing fart, what are you doing here?"

Tang Jiang tilted his head and walked towards the house, each step was very slow, looking very funny.

"As long as you don't go out in the sun, you'll turn white after a while. ”

Chen An said the most effective way, but Tang Jiang didn't believe it at all.

"I believe you are a ghost, you must want me to be black all the time, and then you can laugh at me all the time, wait, watch me turn white, and scare you to death. ”

Tang Jiang was obviously still angry at Chen An for not letting her out, or for Chen An to complain about her black anger.

"Don't worry, you don't need the word black, and besides, I like it whether it's black or white. ”

Tang Jiang: "......"

I'm glad that the cucumber has a confused face, otherwise she will definitely laugh at her now when she is looked at by Chen An.

"I just mean I like it, the kind of liking between friends, are you mistaken? Could it be that you actually like me?"

Tang Jiang made up such a picture, and he was suddenly ashamed, so he had to be calm.

Still, she was almost scared of the cucumbers just now.

"Oh, then I'll whiten myself, and it's okay with you. ”

Chen An: "......"

It's so cold.

The scene was very embarrassing for a while, Chen An's eyes rolled, and he suddenly remembered the piggy bank in the shape of a beckoning cat in his hand, so he put it on the coffee table and said: "This piggy bank, for you, it has a very special meaning for me, I hope you can treat it well." ”

When Tang Jiang heard Chen An say this, his heartbeat was much faster.

What does Chen An mean by this, just give her a piggy bank, I knocked two for him before, and it is normal for Chen An to give her one, but why emphasize the special significance?

Oh, maybe I just think it's more special.

"Okay, I'll save my money. ”

Tang Jiang was very calm on the surface, because of the cucumber, Chen An couldn't see her face, and even in order to avoid exposing his mood, Tang Jiang lay on the sofa in the posture of Ge You, his eyes closed.

Chen An: "......"

What the hell is this look of not paying attention to him?

Angry?

Chen An felt that this was the only possibility.

If you think about it carefully, it should be about skin color, by the way, she is whitening now, it must be because she said she was dark, and she was angry.

Although he has always called it this before, and there is no malice, Tang Jiang should be more concerned about this.

If you think about it, it's really your fault.

"Syrup. ”

"What?"

Tang Jiang still maintained a defensive posture.

She will definitely not be made very shy by Chen An today.

"I'm sorry for always saying that you're black, but in fact, I don't think you're black in my heart, so don't be angry, okay, I promise not to say it in the future. ”

Chen An's apology attitude was very sincere, but Tang Jiang was very confused.

She was more concerned about this, but she wasn't particularly angry, but Chen An spoke to her in this tone......

Is this coaxing her?

Tang Jiang felt a little hot on his face.

This cucumber has a good thermal insulation effect.

If the cucumber is still made as a cucumber in the next life, it will definitely grow into the shape of a question mark.

"I'm not angry. ”

Tang Jiang said in a calm tone as much as possible, always feeling that if he didn't control it, his voice would be very crooked.

And Chen An concluded that Tang Jiang was really angry according to the law that the girl said that she was not angry and was angry.

So what can he do?

If you take this as an advance rehearsal in a state of love, how can you coax your girlfriend when she gets angry?

Chen An felt that he could take on a challenge.

There are three reference options for this scenario.

First: hold back your words and kiss her.

Second: talk to her and coax her.

Third: Let her be quiet.

The first one obviously can't be done by Chen An now, and the third one is the most effective, but it is the most likely to cause bigger problems, that is, the second one can only be done.

However, they are not a couple yet, so they can't speak very explicitly, even if they are love, they must be very tactful.

However, it is not a big problem, although Chen An went to college to study engineering, he was a liberal arts student in high school.

In other words, Chen An's language is very good.

"Shall I tell you a story?"

Tang Jiang didn't know what Chen An was selling, so she opened her eyes and looked at him, and now her mood was somewhat calmer.

The heartbeat lasts for a while, and it will go down, and now you can see Chen An.

"There was a very successful businessman who married a very beautiful wife, and then people asked him if he married her because his wife was beautiful, and he said, I am face blind, I don't know if my wife is beautiful. What conclusions can you draw from this story?"

"Chen An, you are changing the law to scold me for being ugly, right?"

Tang Jiang sat up straight, looked at Chen An with wide eyes, and several cucumbers fell off his face.

Chen An: "......"

He forgot that Tang Jiang's Chinese grades were not good.

However, he can also remedy it.

"I mean, I'm not like that guy, I know you're beautiful. ”

Tang Jiang: "......"

What is this person talking nonsense again, the story he is telling is a businessman and his wife, and I don't have this relationship with you!

Tang Jiang complained in his heart, but the speed of his heartbeat was much faster than that of an uncontrollable person.

"You don't use it to please me, don't you just invest 5,000 yuan in you, you are apologizing, and you are talking nonsense with your eyes open, how embarrassing. ”

Tang Jiang said this on his lips, but he was very happy in his heart.

It's just that I didn't control it well for a while, and the cucumbers on my face kept falling.

She had no choice but to pick it up and throw it into the trash, these actions made her cucumbers fall more, and she simply pulled them down.

"What do you mean by opening your eyes and talking nonsense, come, take a mirror and look at yourself. ”

Chen An saw a round mirror standing next to the TV, so he went over and took it, sat next to Tang Jiang, and said, "Look, it's very beautiful." ”

Tang Jiang turned his head away and moved manually, wanting to move some away.

She felt that this Chen An was a little dangerous, and if she got too close, she would hear her heartbeat like a drum.

"Don't move, you see, are we very husband and wife?"

Chen An didn't know what the husband and wife looked like, but it didn't prevent him from hinting wildly. He and Tang Jiang's heads were closer, and the two looked in the mirror together, and Chen An smiled, as if taking a ID photo.

Tang Jiang only glanced at it, and then stood up in a panic.

"I used my mother's cucumber, she will definitely scold me when she comes back, I went grocery shopping first. ”

Tang Jiang said that he was about to run outside, but was stopped by Chen An......