Chapter 330: Uncle Policeman, What I Said Is True
"That's how it happened...... Originally, my wife and I wanted to see what the girl's character was, but we didn't expect this to happen. Uncle policeman, I'm not breaking the law, is it?"
Gu's father sat in a small single room of less than 3 square meters, handcuffed, facing the dazzling light opposite, weakly explaining.
The young policeman who was sitting behind the opposite table rubbed his eyebrows, first helped Sanguan who had fallen, and at the same time waved his hand and said with a wry smile: "Uncle, I call you uncle! You said that you are so old, can you stop calling you a policeman uncle?"
"Uh...... It's not, it's not a look of respect......" Gu's father smiled, with swollen eyes and nostrils blocked with paper balls, how obscene it looked.
"Alas......"
The little brother of the policeman shook his head and smiled bitterly, speechless for a while. In fact, a "rookie" like Gu's father is very easy to distinguish, although what he just said is, but in terms of attitude, he has already believed most of it. But for now, we have to wait for Gu's mother's transcript and provide the marriage certificate of the two.
However, after waiting for a long time, until the colleague who made the transcript for Gu Ma and Wang An came in, he said a news that stunned both of them.
"What? The two of them left after making the transcript? Ms. Sheng insisted that she didn't know him?" The police brother who was in charge of "interrogating" Gu's father opened his mouth wide, and at the same time, a feeling of being tricked arose, and he turned his head and slapped the table angrily: "Look at your honest appearance, why are you talking nonsense? Tell me honestly about your crimes!"
"I ......" Gu's father wanted to cry without tears: "Uncle policeman, what I said is true!"
"Don't call me uncle!"
Outside the police station, Gu Ma happily held Wang An's little hand and said with a smile: "Thanks to you this time, girl, my documents, mobile phone and cash are all in my bag, if I lose it, I won't even be able to go home." ”
"Auntie, just call me Wang An. Wang Anman waved his hand indifferently and said, "You don't have to be so polite! By the way, you haven't eaten yet, are you...... I'm in for a treat, I'll give you a crushing surprise!"
"Hey~ How can I let you break the bank! Auntie has a treat today, let's go to a big dinner!" Gu's mother pulled Wang An and walked out, forgetting that her husband was still in the interrogation room crying and crying.
In Saudi Arabia, the morning sun shines through the gaps in the planks on the plank road, casting strips of light on the reef.
A rhythmic "thump" sounded from under the boardwalk, as if something had been beating on the log stakes that supported the boardwalk.
A certain badger lying on the reef, his little ears trembled, several long small eyebrows on the tip of his eyebrows slowly wrinkled together, his hairy face trembled, and he was full of impatience.
This feeling is like having a lazy nap on the weekend, but the alarm clock still rings on time, and you have to get up to turn it off, which makes people ...... The badger was distraught.
"What the hell, knock a fart, and let the badger sleep?"
Raising his claws to cover his ears for a long time, the sound still kept drilling into his ears, Wang Pingden turned over and sat up, looking out angrily.
The sun shines brightly, and the golden sea comes into view. As soon as the sea breeze blows, the mind gradually recovers. Wang Ping then remembered that he was sleeping on the street, but it was not the time for him to be in his own bed.
However, as the beating sound was still ringing, and it became more and more urgent, the sleepy eyes of a certain badger drooped, and then the little hairy mouth opened in an instant.
Less than a meter below him, an embarrassed figure leaned between the plank road stakes and the slope of the reef, swaying with the waves, staring at a certain badger at the moment, while constantly hitting the stake next to him with his head. The familiar forehead lines and big eye bags, who is not Lao Han?
"Damn, old Han, you don't have?"
Wang Ping was stunned for at least ten seconds, and then slipped down the reef and slapped Han Daxia's face that was soaked white by the sea, expressing his joy.
"You're not dead, great, I don't have to sleep on the streets!"
"Smack!" was another slap in the face.
"You are really fateful, you don't know, when the plane exploded, I thought you were ashes!"
"Smack!" another slap.
"Hmm~goose#kao¥%#¥......"
was slapped by a certain badger, and Han Daxia's face turned black with anger. At this moment, his eyes were wide open, and he didn't know if it was a sock or something stuffed in his mouth, and he couldn't spit it out. There is also a soft and leaky swimming ring on the body, the air is leaking, and the rubber band is generally put on the body.
"Oops, I'm so excited, I'm sorry!"
Wang Ping first scratched the back of his head, and then stepped on the stone and stretched out his claws to scoop something out of someone's mouth. Han Daxia also cooperated and stretched his head hard, his mouth opened wide, and his eyes staring at the claws of a certain badger were about to become cross-eyed.
Hooking the black lump in someone's mouth and pulling it out, I saw that Lao Han's eyes were about to pop out, but he dragged more and more.
"I'll ...... You mouth, you can stop pretending......"
A certain badger opened its mouth slightly, looked at the more and more things in a daze, and then began to hold back a smile. The shape of the piece that was pulled out could already be seen, but it was a black one-piece swimsuit. I don't know what Lao Han went through, he was actually stuffed with such a big lump of things in his mouth.
"Phew, cough cough...... Ahem......"
As the last shoulder strap spit out of his mouth, Han Daxia coughed fiercely, and spit several mouthfuls of spit, only then did he greedily breathe the salty and humid air, and his face was the rest of his life.
Wang Ping stabbed him, and the badger looked puzzled, raised his claw and pointed in the direction of the sea.
He watched the plane explode in an instant just over the sea last night, and it stands to reason that someone on the plane should have hung up. But now, in addition to looking a little embarrassed, Han Daxia doesn't even have a hair on his body.
Han Daxia only glanced in the direction he pointed, and then suddenly became angry, straightened his head up, and scolded in the direction of the sea: "I'll go to your ......."
I just started scolding, and suddenly remembered that I had a relationship with a certain woman last night, and I temporarily partnered with someone in order to save the hostages, and I didn't even know what the name was. So he was even more angry, and scolded in a trembling voice: "You slut! Bichi! Scum! You wait, if I don't catch you, I, Han Xiaojie, swear not to be a person!"
"Wow~"
Wang Ping subconsciously hind his legs, dodging someone's constant spitting saliva, and his hairy face was full of curiosity.
It seems that Han Daxia is really angry, and even his real name is shouted out, and the foul language in his mouth continues. But the more he did this, the more curious Wang Ping became about what happened when the plane exploded last night. Since Han Daxia is not dead, it is estimated that Yuan Xiaoxiao's little girly skin is fine.
I have to say that this golden cicada is too beautiful to play, if he hadn't met Han Daxia, he would still be in the dark at the moment and don't know anything.
"Okay, okay, stop scolding, let's talk about what's going on!"
Seeing that the old Han Tou was still there and not playing, Wang Ping couldn't hold it back and gave him another slap.
"I ......" Han Daxia's scolding stopped abruptly, but looking at the curious little hairy face and the little stars in the eyes of a certain badger, he opened his mouth, and before he could say anything, his face turned red first.
Thinking of last night's experience, someone felt that his old face had been disgraced, and he was scolding someone just now, so he was not scolding himself.
He was kicked out of the plane and into the sea, drank a lot of seawater by his neck, and was knocked unconscious and put on a swimming ring, and washed back to the shore like garbage. There is also a whole set of swimsuits stuffed in the mouth, and it is especially women's. If you don't happen to encounter a certain badger, in terms of the secrecy of the plank road overhead, no one will know about starving to death here.
"If my guess is right, none of the hostages on the roof last night were actually dead, right?" Han Daxia held back for a long time, but asked Wang Ping a question first.
Seeing a certain badger nodding, Han Daxia suddenly frowned and looked at Wang Ping: "Who is that woman last night?"
"Uh......"
Wang Ping scratched his head and looked at Han Daxia with a tangled face. It's not that he doesn't want to say it, and he doesn't have the heart to defend Yuan Xiaoxiao at all, it's just that he ......
"A few dishes, just drunk like this? Can you understand the 'badger language'? Even if you can understand it, Lao Tzu won't be able to say it!"