Erlang God: Which Xiao Ming is Xiao Ming? Xiao Ming who helps his mother buy vegetables and how much money she is looking for?

Huang He Ancestor: Fart! Xiao Ming is obviously a race, how much acceleration can surpass Xiao Ming in front of him after how much time!

Yan Hui: A group of scum, it is clear that Xiao Ming was cut by someone, and he is bleeding at a rate of 1 liter per second, and someone is transfusing blood at a rate of 0.5 liters per second, asking Xiao Ming how long it will take to die!

Yunhua Zhenren: .........

Yama: @李奇怪, keep your body vertical and rotate at a speed of 100 seconds/revolution, when the twisting force of your rope exceeds the tension of the rope, the rope will break!

Nezha: You guys are so hard, just cut off your feet!

Donghua Shangxian: .........

Fighting the Holy Buddha: @李奇怪, let me teach you the easiest way, have you ever seen a martial arts movie?

Li Qi: I think Xiao Ming should continue to hang!

These high-ranking existences are not very reliable!

Big brother, you are also a giant in the immortal cultivation world, can you have a method that a monk should have!

However, Li Wei still plans to try the method that King Yama said, after all, from the perspective of mechanics, this method still has a certain degree of trialability.

Li Wei held his breath, stretched his hands to the level, and then twisted his body, and spun up like a spinning top.

Hiss~

There was a sharp pain in his ankle, and if he continued to spin at this speed, he would probably have to break his foot first.

Sure enough, it's all unreliable methods!

There are fluctuations of spiritual power on the rope, and you can't break free if you want to blur!

Bang Bang Bang!

Just as Li was thinking strangely, there was a burst of applause in front of him.

"Yes, it's worthy of my apprentice's gymnastics!"

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"Congratulations to the layman for having this good apprentice, it's really gratifying!"

.....

"The combination of work and rest is the basic teaching policy of my Confucian department!"

.....

Three hateful faces appeared in his sight!

It turned out that after Li Wei escaped before, Liu Wenqing, Le Gan and Wen Yuanbo followed behind, but at that time, the group of female students looked angry, and they were afraid of being implicated by Li Qi, so they kept hiding in the shadows to watch the play.

"Can you put me down first?" said Li Wei with a look of hope.

"As a master, I see that the apprentice has such a talent in gymnastics, of course I have to supervise rather than ruin your future, and continue to turn! Come on! I am optimistic about you!" Liu Wenqing said with a righteous and awe-inspiring face.

"No! I don't want to do gymnastics anymore!"

"No!

Li Wei's experience of being blackmailed by Liu Wenqing many times told him that now this unscrupulous master's behavior is absolutely obsessed with something on him again!

"Tell me, what do you want, what you want besides my body and soul, what you want is not non-negotiable!"

You can't give for nothing, you can't give for nothing in this life, first stabilize them and then bargain.

"Hey~, since you insist so much, we can't be reluctant, Lao Wen Lao Le will go to the restaurant!" Liu Wenqing said as if he understood Li Wei's determination.

Take advantage of the ghosts!

Li wondered how angry he was in his heart, why did these puppets use the same tricks every time, were they tired or not.

You are not tired, the audience is tired of watching!

I had no choice but to resign myself to my fate: "Yes, it's free!

"Look at what you said so reluctantly, it seems that we are taking advantage of people's danger, don't do it!

"Don't go, I beg you, I beg you, take from me what you want!"

This Nima is really aggrieved!

And crying and shouting and begging others to blackmail!

What is this?

Wait and see! You hateful demons, when I am the Immortal Emperor, you will be suppressed in the pit!

"Huh? He still has a fierce look on his face, it seems that he is thinking about how to retaliate against us in the future!

Li Wei was shocked when he heard this, and hurriedly put on a smile that was more ugly than crying, "I was just thinking about how to repay you for saving your lives in the future!"

When they saw it, they accepted it, and the three of them stopped making Li strange, looked at each other's eyes, and signaled each other to speak first.

The details are roughly as follows:

Wen Yuanbo: He is your apprentice, it's better for you to speak first!

Liu Wenqing: I'm going to be shameless, my reputation will stink if it spreads!

Le Gan: I think it's more appropriate for Lao Wen to go, using the identity of the teaching director, on the grounds of correcting the wrong learning method, to ask him to hand in the immortal method!

Wen Yuanbo: This kind of thing should be up to you! There is no one more suitable than you, a music teacher!

Li strange: Who are you on!

Wen Yuanbo: ?!!

Liu Wenqing: ?!!

Le Gan: ?!!

Three: How did you join our eye chat?

Li Qi: In the next person, I am called an electric eye detective, these are the leftovers of my previous play!

In the end, Le Gan was elected, who made him the lowest!

Le Gan was like a little daughter-in-law, and said hesitantly: "That...... Student Li.... Can you use the ..... before? We don't have any other meaning, we just want to study it!"

The other two also looked ashamed, not to mention the big bullying, or taking advantage of the danger of ghosts!

But for the sake of the immortal law, they can be regarded as showing their old faces today!

"! You said it earlier, I thought it was a big deal, not just a score of "Hundred Birds and Phoenix"!"

Now Li Wei has no choice but to pretend to be generous, looking at the three old men who are not ashamed, if he scolds, it will make them unable to get off the stage, why not be open-minded, anyway, he can't escape this level.

Then Li Wei pointed with his right hand, and a divine sense flew out of his fingertips, turning into three in the middle of the way, flying in front of the three of them.

After the three of them took the divine sense, they submerged it in their minds, and they all showed intoxication, and even Le Gan's hands began to imitate the movements of birds flapping their wings.

"Wonderful, wonderful! This "Hundred Birds and Phoenix" is really wonderful!"

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"Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, hundreds of birds chirping, five elements of fine birds, nirvana, really the creation of heaven and earth, has the effect of turning decay into magic!"

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"Wonderful, wonderful, there is such a wonderful immortal spectrum in the world, and I am fortunate to be able to witness a real death without regrets!"

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The three of them are like incarnated cats, and they have been "meowing" non-stop, and they will pat their thighs when they think of excitement and make such an expression.

Li Wei suspected that if it went on like this, it was estimated that the three of them would have signs of epilepsy!

At the same time, he was also surprised in his heart, this "Hundred Birds and Phoenix" only sold 40 merits in the shopping mall, he always thought that this was just a third-rate exercise, but looking at their expressions, things may not be so simple.

40 points of merit is an astronomical amount for Li Wei, and it should not be a big number for his unscrupulous master, why is Liu Wenqing now looking like a dirty bun, as if he has obtained some priceless treasure!

In fact, this matter has to start with the War of the Gods, the cultivators of that era were almost from the three sects of the Sect of Truning People, and there were very few other sects, and even if there were, they were branches of these three sects.

After the end of the war, the sect suffered heavy casualties, and the Tongtian Sect Master, who was all about discouragement, even came up with the idea of re-establishing the earth, water, fire, and wind, and recreating the world.

In the case of the Great Emperor Qi Qi retreat, all the beings in the Three Realms did not dare to obey what Hongjun Ancestor said, and then there was a fault in the cultivation realm, and the transmission of the exercises was only passed on to those who were close to the faith, unlike before.

Therefore, like Liu Wenqing, how difficult it is to get the Law Immortal, even if he has been in the Confucian Academy for so long, he has only obtained an Immortal Law, which shows that the Three Realms are still very conservative about preaching.

As for the establishment of this mall, it is more like an entertainment club for a group of big bosses, they can play as much as they want, as long as the lower levels abide by the rules of the game.

However, there is an alternative like Li Wei in this high-end club, and their "toys" are circulated.

Generally speaking, "rats" like Li Wei pry their "playthings" and should be given a verbal warning not to spread the word.

But Li Wei has been joining the mall for more than 20 days, and no one has warned him, which is a bit intriguing.

"Let's laugh, I'll count 123, everyone shouts 'eggplant'!"

The corners of Li Wei's mouth twitched, holding a pennant and 20 yuan in his hand, and took a photo with the three of them as a souvenir.

But he couldn't laugh at all, and he didn't sprinkle salt with such a wound!

The three of them are not Tie Hanhan, and after getting the score, they made a heavenly oath not to pass on the score, nor to tell anyone the source of the score.

And advised Li Wei that the major general spread this immortal law, even if he wants to pass it on, he must let the other party make a heavenly oath!

It's a bit of a smashing pot after eating, but it's also the safest way.

The three old men were not ashamed to leave, but left Li Wei and a "ghost" messy in the wind.

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Luo Tianxing looked at the ruins of the ring and was heartbroken, and said with a thump: "Due to the problem of the venue, the third competition will be held tomorrow, please let the geniuses have some mercy and take care of the campus public facilities!"

When Li Qi came back, most of the students in the audience had already left, and the rest were meditating in place, preparing to practice all night and take a good place by the way.

The Confucian people were nothing, the quota was obtained, and there was no need to grab the seats, so they shouted and went to eat.

"Big brother, why does that brute keep following us?" Xiao Xue glanced at from time to time, and the brute behind him asked suspiciously.

"Brother Li, what a coincidence! I didn't expect to meet you here!" Seeing Li Wei looking at him, he said with a flushed face.

"Uh...... It's a coincidence, we haven't seen each other for almost two minutes!"

Li Wei had a strange expression, and since he entered the test room just now, he had been staring at him, and sometimes he laughed unconsciously.

He couldn't find anything to say for a while, and he was embarrassed to ask Li Qi directly, so he had to say embarrassedly: "Yes, it's been two minutes for so long!"

After that, this guy was like a little follower, and he kept following Li strangely.

During the meal, "Brother Li is so coincidental, he actually came to eat in person?"

When he went to the toilet, "Brother Li is so coincidental, he came to the toilet in person?"