Shen Yu wanted to cry and look at the relatives without tears, and was judged by them, they could discuss everything from hair to face, to waist, thighs, and even how big shoes to wear.

He could swear that no one had ever said that about him since he was a child.

He glared at Miao Qianqian vaguely, and Miao Qianqian stuck out her tongue.

"Come on, come on, it's time to eat!"

For about two hours, Miao's mother invited more than a dozen people to work in the kitchen for a while, and even slaughtered a pig.

Everyone set up the table with all hands and feet, called Shen Yu to the table, and sat down.

"Hey, Qianqian, where's your dad?"

In the crowd, Miao Qianqian's grandmother took a dry cigarette and knocked on the table, waking up Miao Qianqian, who was distracted.

"I don't know. ”

Miao Qianqian shook her head: "I came back with Shen Yu." ”

"It's such a big thing as finding a son-in-law by himself, he can still play and disappear, how can he be a father!"

Grandma slapped the table dissatisfiedly, and two streaks of smoke shot out of her nostrils.

She looks quite young, much more energetic than other people's grandmothers, and can even turn two heels.

"I'm here. ”

There was a faint voice from the crowd, and a middle-aged man walked out of the room with a blue nose and a swollen face.

"Tengyuan, you've been beaten again. ”

Grandma glanced at Miao's father and sighed: "Over the years, I have suffered you." ”

Hearing grandma's words, Miao's father almost cried, these years, not only suffered him, it was simply spent in purgatory, Miao's mother was slightly dissatisfied, that is, he was beaten after being poisoned, and the key was that he was drunk after the beating.

"What is bitter, Mom, Shen Yu is here, why do you say anything, he obviously drank half a catty of wine at noon, ran to the second floor to blow the wind, and fell down. ”

Miao's mother said dissatisfiedly while serving the vegetables.

"Conscience of heaven and earth, Mom, I ate two potatoes at noon, and I didn't even drink my saliva, so I fainted. ”

"You don't know that you are allergic to potatoes, you get dizzy when you eat potatoes, and you climb to the second floor and fall, do you forget?"

Miao's mother looked at Miao's father with a murderous face, as if Miao's father dared to say one more word, and tonight was another beating.

Allergies that can be eaten with potatoes, Shen Yu never believed it, he swallowed his saliva, lowered his head and looked at the desktop silently.

"Sit down, sit down, eat. ”

Grandma played a round field.

A table of dishes, angelica black chicken soup, mutton soup stewed beef, Sanba soup, soft-shelled turtle, scrambled eggs with leeks, shrimp, yam stewed pork whip......

Shen Yu's legs and stomach were trembling when he saw it, this Nima table of dishes was all for kidney tonics.

What is this going to do, this cliff is trying to make up for itself......

He swallowed his saliva and didn't dare to move his chopsticks.

"You kid, pick up vegetables, you see we are all eating, how can you as a guest not eat vegetables?"

Aunt Miao Qianqian stood up, poured half a bowl of pig whip soup into Shen Yu's bowl, and said vigorously: "Young man, have fun in time, there are some places that are lost, and then make up for it, our Miao family has nothing else, but there are many secret recipes, I think back then, our ancestors made up for the emperor, well, you see, this is the plaque that the emperor rewarded us with before." ”

As she spoke, she took out her mobile phone and flipped through the photo on it, Shen Yu leaned over and saw a plaque in the photo, which was inlaid with gold and silver, with four big characters written on it: A pillar of optimus.

He almost squirted out a mouthful of soup, this family is too weird, where did he come?

Miao Qianqian's face was flushed, and she was picking up the rice vigorously on the side, everyone knew that this table of meals was all prepared for Shen Yu.

Everyone frantically gave Shen Yu vegetables, and after a while, Shen Yu had three bowls of soup in front of him, rice as high as a hill, and a large pot of meat and vegetables.

"Young man, eat more, when your uncle was young, he ate more than you, this table of dishes, he can easily eat alone, and he can bring another half pot of rice after eating. ”

Under the persuasion of everyone, Shen Yu also played hard to pick up the food.

Grandma had been smoking, and she still had an old-fashioned watch in her hand, which she looked at every once in a while.

Seeing that Shen Yu had been eating, she nodded.

Shen Yu also became hotter and hotter the more he ate, and gradually sweated profusely.

"We're full, you two eat slowly. ”

Grandma knocked on the table, glanced around, and everyone immediately stood up: "Mmmm, we're all full." ”

There were even people on the table who didn't move their chopsticks directly, just talking nonsense with their eyes open.

"Tengyuan, let's go play mahjong with Xiaoying tonight, four are missing. ”

Grandma spoke, and Miao's father naturally complied, he put down the bowl and went out with them.

In a few moments, everyone left, and the room was quiet.

Shen Yu looked at the direction they left strangely, logically speaking, as a son-in-law, shouldn't he focus on it?

He frowned, felt a flame burning under his lower abdomen, and immediately scolded: "!"

This meal is drugged!

He looked at Miao Qianqian, only to see that Miao Qianqian's face was flushed, and she was taking off her small vest.

"Damn, you can't play like this, I'm not divorced yet, I'm calling it cheating. ”

He took his eyes off Miao Qianqian with difficulty, and saw that there was a reservoir in the courtyard, which was full of water.

"Shen Yu, I want to ......"

Miao Qianqian had already taken off her shirt, revealing a white hood.

"No, you don't want to. ”

Shen Yu pushed him away, poked his head into the pool, and finally calmed down.

Seeing that Miao Qianqian in the house was about to uncover her, he stopped her, picked her up by the waist, and threw her into the pool!

"Wow!"

He hurriedly turned on the water in the pool and kept rushing towards Miao Qianqian, and Miao Qianqian woke up instantly.

"Ahh

She dodged the water spewing out of the hose and scolded Shen Yu.

Shen Yu felt a burst of heat on his body again, and he couldn't hold on to it somewhere, so he hurriedly jumped into the pool and held his breath underwater for a while before feeling better.

"You should ask your mom what they did, they drugged their meals. ”

He wiped the drops off his face, still feeling hot on his face and ears.

"And their dose should be quite large, this is the rhythm of wanting us to have a round house tonight. ”

"The round house is not good. ”

Miao Qianqian pursed her lips, sat back in the pool, and said with some loss.

She also knew that Shen Yudu didn't have sex with her like this, which meant that he was really not interesting to him.

"I have a wife at home. ”

Shen Yu washed his face with water and said, "This year is already four years of marriage, in a legal sense, if I marry you, it is bigamy, and I still cheat." ”

He felt better, so he drank the tap water directly.

"If I can do this to her, then how can you think that I will not betray you in the future?"

"We're friends, I really don't want to lie to you, some things are not said and temptations will be done, there are so many temptations in this world, if I have to get it, then what have I become, it's not that you're not in good shape, you see. ”

He patted his forehead, two blood-red marks under his nostrils.

His action made Miao Qianqian laugh, and she sprinkled a handful of water at Shen Yu with a look of disgust: "Okay, I'll take you away later." ”

After half an hour, the two of them almost cleaned up, and when they walked out of the door, Miao Qianqian pulled the car door: "It's over, my mother locked the car." ”

"Your mother, why is it like that...... Alas!!"

Shen Yu scratched his head and paced back and forth irritably: "I don't have a mobile phone, I don't have a sword, and the car keys were taken away by your mother, shall we go out?"

"Your phone and sword in the trunk. ”

Miao Qianqian pulled the corner of Shen Yu's clothes with an apologetic face: "When you woke up, you were dragged into the house by my mother, I didn't have time to say, but now that the car is locked, what should I do." ”

"Bang !!"

"Woo Woo Woo Woo ......"

"That's it. ”

Shen Yu smashed open the trunk with a fist, and sure enough, he saw the sword and his mobile phone lying quietly in the trunk.

"Hey, Shen Yu, where are you going in the middle of the night? ”

Miao Mu came out of the darkness and said with a smile.

"Auntie, thank you for your hospitality, I am really just friends with Qianqian, not that kind of relationship. ”

After he finished speaking, he grabbed Miao Qianqian's arm, grabbed the hilt of the sword, and shouted to Qiangu in his mind: "Take me to the sky, hurry up and leave this ghost place!"

Miao Mu smiled and shook her head: "I think you and Qianqian are a good match, we can sit down and have a good talk." ”

As she spoke, she spilled a handful of medicinal powder, and a black light appeared on the ground where Shen Yu was, forming a black net and wrapping it above Shen Yu's head.

"Hurry up, Eternal!"

Eternal sighed faintly: "Got it." ”

"Whoosh!"

With a roar, Shen Yu pulled Miao Qianqian and rushed into the sky at the last moment when the black net closed.

"Auntie, I'm sorry, I'll go first. ”

The Miao mother on the ground looked at the air dumbfounded, and then became more and more excited: "Zhuji monk, if this becomes my Miao family's son-in-law, I will send it." ”

Thinking of this, she walked into the house beautifully.

Miao Qianqian was taken to the sky by Shen Yu, at first surprised, and then excited.

"Wow, Shen Yu, you can actually fly!"

She was pulled to the sword by Shen Yu, blowing the wind excitedly.

Shen Yu felt a vibration in his pocket, and seeing that it was a message from Tang Qing, he shook his head with a smile, which read: Shen Yu, hold your ground.

As they flew, they flew through the clouds, and their horizons widened instantly.

Shen Yu now has enough true yuan, and he can swim in the air at will.

He looked up into the air and frowned.

The sky above the clouds was pink, as if it had been dyed red by something.