Chapter 604 1v24
Hearing this, although he knew that it was a joke, Meng Fei immediately responded:
"No problem, there are not enough 24 female guests on the stage, we still have the audience, there is always one for you!"
Hearing the two say this, the atmosphere of the whole scene reached a climax, even if there is no sound effect of 'fried Youbire', but it is even more hilarious than there!
The director of the show wants to add a separate show to Xu Yang, in which case the ratings of this episode of the show will definitely explode.
He alone appeared on this show, and the director of the show was already crazy with joy, and then frantically shouted to Meng Fei to lead more topics to Xu Yang.
Meng Fei glanced at the audience after hearing the sound from his ear monitor, and then remained silent, indicating that he already knew.
Then Huang Shi took two steps forward and hugged him: "Long time no see!"
"By the way, did you just stay offstage?"
Xu Yang: "Uh... Isn't it?"
"Seriously, I wanted to run away when I first saw you, it's scary, I never knew you were on the show!"
"Then why didn't you run away?" asked Huangshi rhetorically.
Meng Fei: "People are here with friends, how can they leave their friends and go by themselves, right?"
"No, it's because the door of the studio was closed at that time, and I couldn't get out!"
Yellowstone:...
Meng Fei: ...
Xu Yang's strange brain circuit Huang Shi can adapt to it, after all, it is familiar, but Meng Fei can't keep up, after all, it is the first time he has seen Xu Yang.
"Haha, he didn't run away!" Huang Han said with a smile on the side.
In this regard, Huang Shi calmed down and said: "Okay, but it's all here, just look at which of the 24 female guests on the stage do you like, and then I can go through the back door for you and give you the contact information!"
Hearing this, Meng Fei hurriedly continued: "I think if Xu Yang comes to participate in this show, it may be the only time in history that 24 lights go out together!"
"Look at our female guests, please don't behave like such a nymphomaniac, don't do it, quickly wipe all your saliva!"
In this regard, the audience couldn't help but applaud and laugh, after all, the female guests backstage since Xu Yang came on the stage have been very uneasy.
"I'm just here to cheer up my friends, how can I accompany the exam and still need the exam!" Xu Yang smiled bitterly.
It's like a student taking the college entrance examination, and the parents are waiting outside the school, but they are caught by the teacher and take the college entrance examination together, and I don't know what to say.
"After the recording of the show, I have to find a place to drink with you, this scene is just that Jiong Jiong didn't see it, otherwise he must be relieved, you salted fish can still come to the blind date show by yourself!" Huang Shi smiled.
Xu Yang: ...
"I'll be here for all, you choose the place at night, I'll treat you!"
Seeing this, Huang Shi couldn't help but nodded with satisfaction, and then smiled: "That's okay, it just so happens that your friend's blind date hasn't ended yet, you hurry up and canvass for him, now there are three lights left on the field, see if you can take one away, it's also considered your merit!"
After speaking, he and Huang Han sat on the sofa again!
What kind of person is Huangshi, seeing that the director even has the microphone ready, how could he not understand what it means, although he didn't tell him, but he can't get the ratings in hand off the stage, right?
Anyway, it's the last guest, so let him stay on stage in a few minutes, and he won't be delayed.
"Yes, yes, it's important to go on a blind date!" Meng Fei also reacted, and then said to Chen Chen on the side:
"You said that you have such a strong support group, you should have come out earlier, if he had come on stage earlier, maybe there would have been fewer girls on the stage who turned off the lights!"
The two of them couldn't help but smile bitterly, Xu Yang also glared at Chen Chen, and the meaning revealed in his eyes was nothing more than "You kid wait for me!"
"Okay, first of all, it's the first new model that has been opened in the history of our show, called bringing friends on a blind date, maybe friends can have an unexpected harvest"
"Xu Yang, do you have anything to say, canvassing for your friends!" Meng Fei said with a smile.
In this regard, he thought about it and couldn't help but say, "Teacher Meng, I don't think this is necessary!"
"Two of the three guests who still had lights on the stage had already shown obvious dissatisfaction with my friend just now, and I don't know why they didn't turn off the lights since they were already very dissatisfied."
The three female guests on the stage are No. 10, No. 19, and No. 24, of which No. 10 and No. 24 have always been the main output, and No. 19 is a little better, but judging from her past performance, it is indeed not Chen Chen's dish.
Sure enough, when he said this, the field suddenly became quiet.
"Bang bang bang!"
Three lights in a row were all extinguished, and Chen Chen's blind date also ended in failure.
But Meng Fei obviously didn't forget the task given to him by the director, and hurriedly said: "Look, I'm here to ask you to help your friend canvass for votes, it's good for you to let your family fail!"
"I think it's not bad to fail!" Xu Yang replied lightly.
Hearing this, Huang Shi first felt that something was wrong, Xu Yang's character he knew well, although he was a little salted, but he was also a salted fish with a gentle personality, easy to speak, and today his tone was obviously with some emotions.
"What do you say?" Meng Fei asked.
In this regard, the corners of Xu Yang's mouth rose slightly, turned to look at the 24 female guests in front of him and said: "In this way, since you were talking about material issues such as cars, houses, and tickets before I came on stage, then I will also ask you a question!"
"What would you do if a man dated you and spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on you, and finally you found out that the two of you were not suitable?"
Hearing this question, Meng Fei also thought about it for a while, and then found a few girls to answer, and the content was all there!
"Then break up, you can't be wronged!"
"It's not that I have to let him spend it for me, it's all something you want me to do, it's nothing!"
"Feelings are not suitable, even if he spends a million, he can't force it!"
Several girls in a row said their own thoughts, but no one said what to do if a man lost hundreds of thousands of dollars for no reason, Xu Yang couldn't help but wave his hand and smiled:
"Seeing you like this, I suddenly found that falling in love with a girl like you is like gambling, the man presses his time, energy, and money just to have a good ending with you, and in the end you make a lot of money, and he loses penniless!"
"Don't say anything voluntary, I didn't force you, what is there that doesn't ask for anything in return, none of the people who are on the gambling table are willing to come back with empty pockets!"
"In this case, if the girl wants to break up, shouldn't she return the luxury goods, brand-name bags and watches he bought for you?
"But apparently, in the answer just now, there is no one who said that they want to return the gift, that's all, you are talking about material things here?"
Xu Yang's words suddenly embarrassed the few girls who answered the question just now, and at this time, not only Huang Shi felt that something was wrong, but even others noticed the anger in Xu Yang's voice.
Immediately afterwards, Xu Yang turned sideways and said: "Hello female guest No. 7, you said that you have a lot of friends, and you often go out to play and come home late, right?"
"I want to say to you, girl, the thicker your makeup, the less you wear, the later you go home, the more men will chase you, on the contrary, the lighter your makeup, the more decent you dress, the sooner you go home, the more men you want to marry you, can you understand what I mean?"
Seeing this, the No. 7 female guest nodded hurriedly, and Xu Yang didn't prepare to say much about her, but just gave her a suggestion, after all, life is her own
Immediately, Xu Yang immediately turned his gun on No. 10 and said with a smile: "No. 10 female guest, you just said that you have a male girlfriend, right, and you said that you have a pure relationship?"
"Yes, we've been best friends for many years, if something really happened a long time ago, would it still be our turn now?" asked the 10 female guests rhetorically.
Hearing this, Xu Yang couldn't help but applaud lightly and said: "Yes, but what if your boyfriend also has a female girlfriend, you can eat with her, go shopping, and watch movies, he said that they are also a pure relationship, what do you think?"
"Girls need security, but men don't?"
"Keeping a distance from the opposite sex is the least respect for your other half, is it fun to make a girlfriend of the opposite sex to make each other suspicious?"
"I'm telling you, any relationship is not fun as long as you use your brain, if I were your boyfriend, I would have a showdown with you directly!"
"I'm sensitive by nature, possessive, if you don't handle your male girlfriend well, I'll deal with you, in this love game I am a player who directly shows the hole cards, if you don't know how to cherish, don't know how to lift, then I wish you all the stinky fish and rotten shrimp you meet in the future, you know, this has nothing to do with being stingy!"
When he said this, he would tear his face directly, he didn't care about other people's affairs, but when it came to the people around him, Xu Yang would definitely not stand idly by.
Although Chen Chen and he have just met, after all, he was invited by the other party to strengthen his courage, and it would have been fine if he didn't go on stage, but since he came to power, he couldn't get over it if he didn't say a few words.
Huangshi, Meng Fei and they can't go too far because they have their own company, but he doesn't care, no one can control him, it's a big deal that the last paragraph is cut off!
At this time, everyone present was a little stunned, the huge studio was silent, not to mention the other audiences and Meng Fei, even Huang Shi saw him with such an expression for the first time.
But before they could react, Xu Yang spoke again.
"No. 2, No. 24!"
"One of the two of you said when the second male guest came on stage, 'It's your duty to buy it for me, and I don't let you buy it!' and the other said, 'Only men without money will feel that women are material, and men with money will feel that they don't give enough', right?'"
"I just want to ask which teacher taught you this kind of three views, you tell me, you see if I scold him or not, it's over!"
"Men and women have long been equal, do you know that Women's Day, that is the day when female ancestors won equal pay for equal work for the majority of women. ”
"The real female thinking is, as a girl, why don't you let me do it, I can, instead of thinking about you, I'm a girl, why do you let me do it, you should!"
"No one is born to do something for you, except for your parents, men can take on most of it, I invite you to three meals, you invite one meal back, it's right to have some comings and goings"
Immediately afterwards, Xu Yangyou continued: "As for the 24th, I just want to say to you, don't pretend to be pure if you worship money, don't be so straightforward with men if you want more, it doesn't matter if you are a scumbag, but be open, be honest and stand, and be easy to be spurned by others!"
Number 24: "You..."
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