Chapter 145: A Laugh in the Sea (5000 words)

The seven rainbow warriors were really startled by the sudden meows of cats, but after calming down and taking a look, they immediately pointed at Lao Cha and smiled. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

"What the hell is this cat in a horse coat and a hat!"

"I didn't expect this shopkeeper to have a good heart, and he has an old cat who can't even walk fast!"

"Is this cat here to be funny?"

"Your master is going to be beaten, you come to stand up for him, don't worry, I will beat you too!"

Zhang Zi'an put down his mobile phone, looked at them as if he was looking at seven corpses, sighed and said, "I advise you, it's too late to run now." Don't be unpredictable!"

Of course, the seven rainbow warriors would not believe it, and laughed loudly when they heard this:

"Are you stupid, aren't we? Why are we running? Just because of this old cat?"

"How many broken cats are in the countryside, I don't know how many I kicked to death!"

Zhang Zi'an nodded, "There is a way in heaven that you don't take, and there is no way to go to hell." Since you are obsessed, I have nothing to say. ”

Blonde smiled: "It's all dying, what are you pretending to be! To be honest with you, the customer only buys one of your arms, but just at what you pretended to be, I want you to get one leg again, see if you dare to pretend to be forced in front of Jin Ye in the future." ”

Lao Cha tilted his head sideways, stared at the steaming teapot, and said regretfully: "It's a pity that this pot of good tea is good, only benevolence and fragrant tea cannot be disappointed." ”

The seven rainbow warriors heard Lao Cha call twice, and they were a little confused.

The redhead poked the blonde with his elbow, "I said Master Jin, why is this cat barking so infiltrating?"

The blonde pushed him away disdainfully, "Nonsense! Which cat doesn't seep when it barks?"

Zhang Zi'an suddenly interjected: "Actually...... It's talking. ”

The seven warriors were stunned for a moment, then laughed heartily, and almost burst into tears.

"The cat is talking? This man is a psychopath, isn't he?"

"I guess we've been scared crazy......"

The blonde smiled at the corners of her eyes, "Hahaha! You say it's talking? This cat in a horse coat is talking? So tell me what it's talking about? It's not saying spare your life, right?"

Zhang Zi'an replied very seriously: "It's saying: You go together, it's in a hurry." ”

"What?" the seven rainbow warriors were stunned again.

The blonde pointed at Zhang Zi'an with a nunchuck: "Do you kid look down on Jin Ye......"

Before the words fell, Zhang Zi'an snapped and turned off the light with the infrared remote control.

"Damn, there's a power outage?"

"Who the hell turned off the lights!"

At the same time as the lights went out, Lao Cha's four cat's paws kicked the floor, his body shot out like lightning, and his two yellow eyes flashed with lightning.

Lao Cha's speed is not as good as Fina's, his agility is not as good as Fina's, and his strength is not as good as Fina's, but it has a special technique, which is a kind of technical attack technique that has been refined by countless grandmaster-level figures for more than two thousand years.

This technique is called Kung Fu by foreigners, and martial arts by Chinese - the art of martial arts!

Cats' eyesight is inferior to that of humans during the day, but at night......

In the dark night, having a melee with a cat who knows martial arts, Zhang Zi'an feels like an egg hurting when he thinks about it!

Cats know martial arts, and no one can stop them!

Fina looked at him with green eyes: "What a good person! Didn't you turn off this light?"

The moment people's eyes turn from light to darkness in an instant, they will enter a state of semi-blindness, they can't see anything, just close their eyes for a while and open them again, but these seven rainbow warriors don't have American time to close their eyes!

Fortunately, it was not completely dark, and the street lamps on the side of the street and the lights of the shops across the road could still shine in, but the moment they turned from light to dark still made them confused!

"Ahh

"I told you to run quickly, but you didn't listen. Zhang Zi'an didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, so he picked up his mobile phone again, pulled out a song "A Laugh in the Sea" from the music library, and began to play the BGM for Lao Cha.

The heroes of the world, and only Lao Cha is worthy of this heart-wrenching BGM.

[Canghai laughs-]

【Surging cross-strait tide——】

At the same time that the seven rainbow warriors were dark in front of them due to the lights going out, Lao Cha had already rushed in front of them, his waist slightly bent, and his cat's claws slammed on the floor, changing the direction of his speed from rushing forward to leaping. The timing was just right, just in time to dodge a nunchucks that the blonde blindly swung.

First and foremost is the green hair.

He was blinking blankly with his metal bat in both hands, his pupils unfocused, indicating that he hadn't fully adapted to the light.

Before he could react, Lao Cha had already hit a "Japanese word punch" from the middle line and hit him the bridge of his nose!

Poof!

Greenhair screamed, the bridge of his nose completely shattered, and blood splattered with a mixture of nose, saliva, and tears.

His mind was dizzy, his body was like a cloud, and his feet were soft and unrealistic.

Immediately afterwards, when Lao Cha fell from the sky, he kicked him in the chest again, kicking him directly out of the door, and fell to the ground and couldn't get up.

[Ups and downs with the waves——]

With the power of this kick, Lao Cha changed direction in the air, flew horizontally to the red-haired waist, and used the "three marks" to use the situation, and his claws thrust forward three times in a row with his bridge piercing hands!

Fortunately, Lao Cha didn't kill and withdrew the claws, otherwise there would have been 6 holes in the redhead's belly!

Every man wants 6 or 8 abs, but 6 holes probably no one wants......

This is not that Lao Cha's subordinates are merciful, in fact, it really wants to kill these rats to make an example of them, but it has seen the news and is afraid that it will bring trouble to Zhang Zi'an after killing people.

Even so, the redhead couldn't stand it, because Lao Cha's thunderous six consecutive blows all hit various important acupuncture points on his abdomen!

His face was distorted instantly, his waist was arched like a prawn, and he squatted down holding his stomach, so painful that he couldn't even scream.

The old tea has already landed, and he directly made up for the "neck killer", and the cat's claws slashed the throat of the red hair!

This time, he directly split the red hair to the ground, rolled a few times and rolled outside the store, and had already turned his back before his body stopped.

[Cangtian Smile——]

[The tide in the world——]

At this time, the eyes of the remaining five rainbow warriors somewhat adjusted to the dim light, and they looked at the surrounding situation in a daze.

it! They were stunned when they saw it!

In just a few seconds, two of the seven warriors who had married Jin Lan had already fallen down.

"Who did that?"

"Who is it?"

"Give me a seed!"

They immediately shouted and screamed in a bluff.

Because Zhang Zi'an's mobile phone was playing BGM on the screen, their eyes instinctively focused on that direction.

"Stinky boy, are you doing it......" Purple hair also carried a metal bat, pointing to the vague figure next to the phone and shouted!

Before he finished speaking, he felt a darkness flash in the corner of his eye.

Then, the metal bat he stretched out sank down.

What's going on?

Before he could remember, he saw a dark shadow fall on his bat.

Is it a bird?

But...... Does a bird have two yellow eyes so bright?

Lao Cha stands firmly on the bat with the independent momentum of the golden rooster, the wind does not blow, the rain does not shake, from the pole to the pole to the static, and from the pole to the pole to the pole!

It half-rotated its body and threw out a "horizontal brace foot" with centrifugal force!

The purple hair opened his mouth and was about to say something, when he felt a fluffy cat leg slam heavily on his face!

This time it was worse than the green hair, the green hair had only lost the bridge of his nose that he was proud of, and the purple-haired nose bridge with front teeth was completely wiped out! his face was covered with blood! He staggered backwards, and after falling out of the doorway, he stepped on the steps and slammed the back of his head on the pavement, and fainted peacefully.

[Who loses and who wins, God knows-]

The moment Lao Cha's "horizontal feet" kicked on the purple hair's face, its body also spun from the bat and soared into the air, and the hem of the horse coat danced and fluttered, like a flying fairy out of the sky!

The blue-haired man, who has always maintained a low-key pretense, has shrunk in the middle of the remaining fighters since he realized that something was wrong, in a vain attempt to use their bodies to protect himself. His courage was the smallest of the seven rainbow warriors, and he didn't dare to fight, and he didn't dare to run. He frequently looked outside the store, wishing that some passing immortal would save him.

The last time he looked out, he only saw the green hair being beaten out, so he turned his head in horror, and suddenly his eyes were dark, and two small furry hands gently wrapped around the back of his head.

Lao Cha had already predicted the direction when he beat the purple hair. It fell from the sky, unbiasedly towards the bluehair, and the moment it passed in front of his eyes, its two front paws wrapped its arms around the back of the bluehair's head, pressing his head down, and at the same time using its strength, meeting it with its own knees.

"Bridge piercing hand" plus "knee method"!

When the knee hit the blue hair's cheek, Lao Cha also let go of his hand.

The blue hair flicked her head from low to high like a shampoo commercial model on TV, her whole body was knocked off the ground by the knee blow, and several large molars took off at the same time. After he landed, he rolled over several times in a row and rolled out of the store, unconscious.

[Jiang Shan laughs——]

【Smoke and Rain——】

Lao Cha pressed the remnants of the blue-haired head with his arms down, and the target this time was the orange-haired.

In addition to Zhang Zi'an, there are only three people standing in the store, namely orange-haired, blue-haired and blonde-haired.

Zhang Zi'an is deep in the store, relatively dim, and the other three are near the entrance of the store, slightly brighter, so from Zhang Zi'an's point of view, you can roughly see the trajectory of Lao Cha's shot.

He grinned and inhaled the cool air while watching, and he felt pain for those people!

As soon as Lao Cha made a move, he was either beaten on the face or on the abdomen, which was soft, crisp, and painful. What about hitting someone in the face if they say yes?

At first, he thought Lao Cha was an infantryman, and then he thought it was a cavalryman, but now that he sees it, Nima is simply an air force, all kinds of leaps and all kinds of flying, similar to a gymnast playing rings!

Looking at Fina again, she was also stunned, sticking out her little tongue and not closing her mouth.

Sure enough, it is self-denial that makes people weak, and they keep the way and let him go crazy!

Lao Cha is not angry, but this anger is simply a corpse all over the field, and blood is flowing and fluttering......

Hang and beat everything and don't accept it!

Looking at Xinghai again, it was not surprised by the performance of the old tea, and stretched out in boredom.

[How much do you know about the red world——]

"Don't panic, stand back to back!" the blonde yelled!

The blonde hair was indeed the leader of the bunch, and she still kept a little calm in the face of such a strange situation.

In fact, he was also very panicked in his heart, but on the surface he forced himself to keep calm, and scolded the young man in his heart to the blood, saying that there is no dangerous pet?

When the orange and blue hair heard this, they quickly moved closer to the blonde.

"Master Jin...... I want to go home......" Orange Hair cried as she ran.

The next second, he couldn't cry anymore because his neck was wrapped in a fluffy tail. The tail is soft when it first rolls up, but it immediately becomes as hard as a steel ring.

Orange Hair's eyes were wide open and his mouth was wide open to breathe, but the fresh air couldn't get into his lungs. He threw away the stick in his hand, desperately trying to pull the steel ring off his neck.

Lao Cha raised a palm from the back of his head and slammed it on the back of his neck, then released his tail and kicked him again at the limp orange hair's back, kicking him directly outside the store.

[Qingfeng laughs——]

[It's lonely-]

[There is still a night photo left-]

Qingfa couldn't take care of his brother's righteousness and face anymore, so he ran out, waving his hand and crying: "Help! Call the police!

It's useless to shout, the mobile phone signal is blocked by them.

The blonde was also anxious when he saw it, "What a horse!

At this time, the most important thing is to disperse and break through, and if the two of them work together to meet the enemy back-to-back, they may be able to hold out for a while. However, these people are originally a rabble, and they have nothing to say when the wind is smooth, and once they encounter hard stubble, they will fly separately when disaster comes.

Seeing that Qingfa was about to escape from the store, it was only one step away.

Old tea fell from the sky, and Huang Chengcheng's eyes met with his, and each could see their reflection in each other's pupils. Qingfa saw that he was like a ghost when he saw his current appearance, not only his hair, but even his face turned blue with fright.

"Straight body is supporting legs"!

Lao Cha flew up with a kick in the air, from the bottom to the top, and kicked firmly on the chin of the green hair.

Qingfa's vision suddenly changed from the front to the ceiling, and his eyes straightened, and he rolled his eyes upward. He spun around like a drunk, rolled out of the store, and went with a few other buddies.

The chair at the cash register in front of the store had just been kicked over, and he fell to the ground on all fours.

Lao Cha landed lightly on the leg of one of the chairs, and the golden rooster was independent, so that he could face the only remaining blonde hair.

[Cangsheng laughs-]

[No longer lonely-]

[Pride is still smiling infatuously-]

Zhang Zi'an saw that there was only one left, and he immediately became arrogant.

"Drink!

He gestured a white crane to dry its wings!

As soon as the blonde saw that the six buddies were all really hitting the street, he immediately decided that the hero would not suffer the loss in front of him, and threw the nunchucks in his hand, "I surrender!"

Zhang Zi'an was disappointed, "It's really useless to step on a horse! Uncle Ben hasn't made a move yet!"

Fina: "......"

Old Tea: "......"

Xinghai said happily: "Zi'an is so powerful!"

Zhang Zi'an burst into tears! Sure enough, the sea of stars is still cute!

Seeing the wind, the blonde begged for mercy: "Dude, I also help people run errands, and it is not easy for everyone to come out and mix, so spare me this time, right......?"

He took out a long time from his left pocket, right pocket, and inner pocket, and took out a bunch of crumpled bills, ranging from one to a hundred, all piled on the ground, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, some money has been spent, but don't worry, buddy will definitely make it up to you, not a penny will be worse than you!"

Lao Cha opened his mouth and said, "Capture the thief and capture the king." Ask him who is the mastermind?"

Zhang Zi'an paused the BGM and asked, "Who made you do this?" ”

The blonde looked at him in embarrassment, and then at the old tea, "This...... There are rules to the line...... Dude, don't ......."

As soon as Lao Cha flicked the hem of his horse coat, the blonde immediately changed his words: "It's a green man!"

Zhang Zi'an was stunned, what kind of strange name is this?

He asked, "What kind of young man?"

Since the blonde hair has already breathed through the air, he simply said it all, "It's the young man of Qingren Lane...... We don't know the man's real name, everyone calls him Qingren. ”

Zhang Zi'an glanced at the old tea, and saw that it didn't say anything, so he asked on his own, "Who is the young man? What are you doing?"

The blonde begged, "It's not that I don't say it, it's that I really don't know!" He takes the business from the outside and then gives it to us......"

Damn, the young man opened a young man consulting office in the green man lane...... This Nima tongue twister?

Zhang Zi'an pointed to his nose, "I'm the business?"

The blonde coughed dryly, "What about this......"

Lao Cha nodded slightly, "It's okay, he's useless." ”

Zhang Zi'an pointed to the outside of the store and said, "Get out." ”

The blonde was overjoyed, but he didn't expect that he could stand and leave, and he ran away immediately.

Unfortunately, as soon as he ran to the door, Lao Cha flew in from behind, kicking his feet on his knees.

Syllable!

The blonde immediately fell to his knees on the stone slab of the sidewalk, and his knees quickly turned purple.

Before he could scream, Lao Cha slashed at the back of his neck with a knife.

Another one on the street!

Seven Rainbow Warriors are here!

Lao Cha leisurely returned to the store, sat back on its electric blanket, and lowered his head to take a sip of tea.

"Good tea!

I didn't expect the blonde to resist blows quite strongly, and after being hit by Lao Cha's knife, he was only in a state of vertigo and didn't faint.

Zhang Zi'an saw that there was an opportunity to beat the water dog, of course, he couldn't let it go. He squatted down, put the middle finger of his right hand in his mouth, and then bounced his head on the blonde hair's head.

The blonde rolled her eyes and was literally unconscious.

Zhang Zi'an shook his hand, "What a hard head." ”

He stood up, glanced at it casually, and immediately gasped in fright.

Old man tea, don't pretend to be forced? Why do you pretend to be a big one!

The bodies of the seven rainbow warriors were slumped on the ground, and two words were placed at the door of the store - "benevolence" and "righteousness".