Chapter 69: Don't Beat You to Cry, I'll Write the King Upside Down!
"What sound"
"The anchor won't have another accident, right?"
"The anchor's car is poisonous"
"What's the Voice"
"Only I noticed that it was a military vehicle that just passed?"
The netizens in the live broadcast room found that the picture was constantly swaying left and right, coupled with Gu Lang's strange screams on the side, and they were also speechless for a while.
Why is there a risk of overturning as long as this goods are driven on the road?
When he dodged the jeep that was overtaking behind, Gu Lang leaned to the right to avoid being hit by the two black hairs flying around, and at the same time lightly tapped the brakes under his feet, leaned over the outside of the farmland on the left side of the road, and prepared to stop.
This was not the case in the former British colonies, where the driving habits of the roads were always reversed from those of other countries. If people drive on the right, they have to drive on the left.
It is said that this custom was handed down by knights in the time of King Arthur. The reason why you go to the left is to make it easier for the sword in your right hand to be pointed at the enemy at all times.
Therefore, Gu Laosan wants to drive on the road here, and he has to adapt to the habit of driving on the left, and at the same time apply for the translation and certification of the international driver's license. It's a pity that I'm almost used to it now, and it's time to go back to China.
The off-road vehicle brushed the roadbed and approached the farmland, and before Gu Lang could stop the car, he saw Wang Ping, who had been beaten all over his head, struggling to poke his head out from under the seat, stretching out his paws and climbing onto the co-pilot's seat. The one behind him, still unrelenting, jumped up from the floor with its mouth open and bit the tail of a certain badger.
Wang Ping dodged sideways, kicked his hind legs on the seat, and stretched out his claws to grab the lock on the passenger door.
Because of the inertia of parking, the left door was thrown out all of a sudden. The "seniors" who rushed after him threw themselves on the ground outside the car without paying attention. The rolling ones were left behind.
At this moment, Wang Ping really showed a strong control over this body. The claws, which were not very flexible in the past, are now like human hands, and they are firmly grasped on the inside handle of the co-pilot. The two hind legs hung in the air, flung around as the door shook.
Through the window glass, I saw in the rearview mirror that the "seniors" who had rolled under the roadbed several times shook their heads, opened their mouths and hissed, and rushed over to this side again. A badger didn't dare to delay, his hind paws kicked on the door, and his body shook to the door frame with the force of the rebound, and the hind paws hooked the waterproof rubber strip on the inside of the door frame and pulled the door back.
"Bang!"
As the car door closed, Wang Ping couldn't hold the lock anymore, his body softened, and he directly lay down on the co-pilot's seat.
"Whew..."
It seems that the paws are a little cramped, and the two little furry arms of a certain badger have been shaking. The trembling paws wiped a handful of tears, and Wang Ping's brain, which was facing the sky, was empty.
In just one morning, he was beaten twice in a row by the same flat-headed brother. Wang Ping didn't want to speak, he just wanted to hug himself distressedly.
"Ahh You're bleeding!"
Next to him, Gu Lang exclaimed, which immediately made the people in the live broadcast room think about it. Everyone really wants to see what is going on in the car at this time. Who bleed, and what blood?
"Bang!"
There was a sudden knock outside the car door, which made Wang Ping, who was lying in the seat, and Gu Lang, who was about to reach over, couldn't help but shudder.
Then, there was a sour tooth grinding sound, accompanied by the sound of claws scratching outside the car door. made Gu Lang and the people who could hear it in the live broadcast room couldn't help but get goosebumps.
Wang Ping relaxed again. The car door is closed, and the goods are not Xiaohua, and they don't want to come in if their nails are scratched.
"It's too fierce...... Luckily, there was a car door in the way. An anchor rubbed the small bump on his arm, and suddenly remembered something.
"Ahh The paint I just patched up..."
Do you know if you don't hurry up and drive? Wang Ping glared at Gu Lang with the eyes of an idiot.
Without Wang Ping's reminder, Gu Lang hurriedly put on gear again, stepped on the accelerator and drove the car out. Wang Ping leaned back in the chair and tilted his head to look at the rearview mirror. I saw that the "senior" outside the car was still chasing behind.
Although the four legs are faster than the two legs of a badger, if you want to outrun the car, the other party obviously does not have the speed gene of Xiaohua. It can only be that the more you chase, the bigger the gap. Seeing that the off-road vehicle was getting farther and farther away, the flat-headed brother gradually stopped, hissed a few times in place, and didn't know if he was scolding the street, and then turned around and ran into the farmland on the side of the road.
"Although the process was not very pleasant, it can be regarded as an indirect help to this buddy, and it is a good thing to let him escape from the human cage......
Wang Ping tried his best to make the meaning of his beating more positive, so that he could find a reason to comfort himself.
However, when a certain badger came back to his senses and heard what Gu Laosan was saying on the side, the unhappiness that had just been suppressed began to surface again.
Gu Lang was not talking to Wang Ping, but to the netizens in the live broadcast room.
Seeing that the little turmoil passed, and the real Wang Ping also sat in the co-pilot, Gu Lang was able to eliminate the uneasiness in his heart this time, and began to roll his eyes and blow to everyone.
"Ahaha~~ I'm sorry, there was a little accident just now. ”
Glancing at the barrage, Gu Lang deliberately said in a light and breezy tone (pretending to be X): "You don't know, before I left Karatu in the morning, I saw a very poor flat-headed brother in a private zoo. Hey, I can't eat enough, and I don't have the company of the same kind, so I'm locked up in a small room of less than two square meters all day, it's so pitiful!"
subconsciously glanced at Wang Ping and found that the latter was also looking at him. Gu Laosan paused, as if he was thinking about the draft. After everyone digested it, he continued: "Hey, I'm just soft-hearted. Besides, as soon as I saw it, I remembered our eldest brother! It's also a flat-headed brother, and my boss still has me to take care of it, but who will take care of it? So I spent money to buy it from the owner of the farm, and planned to release it in the wild. ”
Listening to someone's extremely shameless words, Wang Ping had a new understanding of the face of the second goods around him. Originally, I thought that among the people I had ever met, the most shameless one was Jacob, but I didn't expect that in this field, it was also a mountain and a mountain high, and his face was thicker than his face.
"Just now, I saw that flat-headed brother stuffy in the cage, so I kindly let it out. Who knew it was going to bite me. Fortunately, the eldest of our family watched from the sidelines and beat it up! I just stopped the car and let it go! It is better to release this wild and untamed animal back into the wild. "Gu Laosan's continues to blow, and this time it also involved Wang Ping.
The voice fell, and without waiting to see the reaction in the live broadcast room, someone raised his eyebrows at Wang Ping first, looking cheap. That seems to be saying: You see brother is interesting enough, right? I didn't mention that you were beaten, but said that you beat the other party.
Wang Ping stroked his face with his claws, he really couldn't bear to look at the expression of this product, it was too two.
"Ding Dong!"
"Mubai rewards the anchor rocket ×1......"
"The master is a black household, and the anchor × yacht 1......"
"The master is a black household to reward the anchor yacht× 2......"
"Ye is a black household: the anchor is amazing, and he saved another animal"
"Wild Superman Tips Anchor Plane×5......"
"Wild Superman: Who's Your Boss"
Glancing at the screen, Gu Lang thought about it, anyway, he was going to take Wang Ping back to China, and it seemed that it would be good to introduce it to everyone. So he smiled and said, "Thank you, Lao Tie, for the reward! My boss is the flat-headed brother you saw before, the one who traveled with me on the grassland." I tell you, he had a terrible background, he was abused in the circus since he was a child...... Let's ......."
At this time, Wang Ping was already somewhat immune to someone's brain hole and the stinky problem of running a train with a mouthful, and squinted at this thing talking nonsense to the tablet. From time to time, it's "my boss" and whatever. An inexplicable life experience was placed on Wang Ping's head.
Wiping a handful of tears, a certain badger silently rubbed his paws.
"Hehe, you drive now, brother ignores you. Wait for you to park, let's calculate the new accounts and old accounts together, don't make you cry, I will write the word upside down!"