Chapter 49: I'm Running Out of Gas!
"It would be nice to be able to eat what Mama Gui made every day. I stuffed a quick osmanthus cake into my mouth and narrowed my eyes in satisfaction.
"Wait a little longer, after the prince of Huaguo and the proton of Shangxia are gone, I will find an excuse to take you back. ”
"What does it have to do with me whether they leave or not?"
"They came to marry in the kingdom. ”
"What does their marriage have to do with me?"
"The lord of the country does not want to marry his daughter far away, and has been delaying time. ”
"Well, if you don't want your daughter to marry far away, then you can marry the daughter of the prince and minister. ”
"Which parent wants their daughter to marry Hua Guo and Shang Xia, those two countries are notoriously desolate places. ”
"Well, well, that's true. I stuffed the last piece of osmanthus cake into my mouth, and nodded as if I didn't understand, I never cared about the national affairs outside, what I cared about was what to eat every day, "Then what about the proton of the prince of Huaguo and Shang Xia?"
If the marriage doesn't work, they won't just leave.
"Let's wait and see, they don't necessarily have to get married, it's just a matter of saving face. "If the lord of the country hadn't delayed for so long, and he hadn't been salty or indifferent to them, they would have returned to China a long time ago. But the Imperial Kingdom is a powerful country, and although they are dissatisfied in their hearts, they can't do anything about it. Originally, the lord of the country had no intention of marrying them.
"Oh......" I finished eating the osmanthus cake, folded the paper bag with the osmanthus cake and put it in the pocket of my clothes, "carry the basket to me." ”
"What for?"
"Collect medicine. ”
"Didn't you just promise to go tomorrow?"
"But I watched the sky, and it will rain in the next few days. ”
"If you go down, you can go down, it's a big deal not to go up the mountain. ”
"That's not good, some medicines are picked after a few days, and their medicinal value is greatly reduced. ”
"What did you promise me when you ate osmanthus cake? Now you have changed your hexagram? Are you a gentleman?"
"I'm not a gentleman, I'm just a woman!"
"Hey, you can't do that!"
"But that's what I do, give me back the basket!"
"You ......"
"Hee-hee, look at your anxious look. I laughed, and my eyes became crescents.
"You can't talk for a long time, it's a day of hunting, you can't go up the mountain. ”
"That's right, today is the day of hunting, why are you still pestle here, aren't you going to hunt?"
"Go, but I have to watch you, my father's order must not be disobeyed. ”
"Wouldn't it be nice if you took me with you? You can hunt even if you don't disobey your father's orders. ”
"yes, I didn't think of such a good idea. ”
"So what are you waiting for, let's go. ”
"No, no, doesn't that put you in danger even more?"
"Why are you in danger, can't I just wear men's clothes?"
"yes, that's a good idea. ”
"Look at you, at the critical moment, you became a relative of Zhu Bajie - stupid!"
"Hehe, you're my brother, and if you scold me, you're scolding yourself. ”
"Okay, I'll throw in the towel, let's go, and the hunt will be over later. ”
"You haven't changed your costume yet!"
"What to change, piece of cake!" I pulled my long hair into a bun and folded it with a stick, then took something out of my pocket and smeared it on my face. After a while, my original appearance disappeared, and at first glance, I was a living country handsome descendant. The tear mole on the forehead was blackened by something I had used something, and it looked like a more common mole.
Shu Nianli was surprised, when did he learn this craft, "What kind of thing can you change your appearance in an instant?"
"A medicine. I held my head up proudly.
"Give me some. ”
"No, this medicine hurts the man's vocal cords, do you want to become a eunuch?"
"I don't want to!" how weird the sissy is, he Shu Nianli is a seven-foot man from Tang Tang.
"Let's go, the clouds are starting to gather on the horizon, and I'm afraid it's going to rain. ”
"Got it. "Shu Nianli is lazy, he actually doesn't care if he hunts or not, the key is that he has to hide Manman, and now Manman is dressed up like this, he has a lot of peace of mind.
Half an hour later, on a tree branch.
"Oh, there's an eagle there, shoot fast!" I tugged at Shu Nianli's sleeve as soon as I was excited.
"Don't pull my hand, I can't shoot if you pull my hand. ”
"I'm not in a hurry, you see, it's all gone. ”
"That's okay, I have a lot of arm strength and I can shoot well. ”
"Hey, don't shoot!"
"What are you doing?"
"See, there's a kitty behind there. ”
"So what?"
"Without Mother Eagle, how can the eaglet live?"
"It flies so high, how do you know it's a 'female'?"
"Are there men on the street with children?"
"How can a man take a child for a walk, isn't it a woman's business to take a child?"
"So, it's the mother eagle flying ahead. ”
"......" the gap between the two theories, and the two eagles flew away.
"The eagle is gone. ”
"Let's shoot something else......"
“......”
"There's a colorful mandarin duck on the other side!" I shouted with sharp eyes, "Hurry up, aim and shoot." ”
"Don't be noisy, you're so loud, what if it flies?"
"You're so good at archery, you can shoot it even if it flies. ”
"Thanks for the compliment. ”
"Shoot fast. ”
"Don't make a noise!"
"Hey, wait!"
"What's wrong again?!"
"There's one more in the back!"
"I can shoot two arrows with one arrow!"
"Don't!"
"Why?!"
"They are a couple, one is gone, how will the other live?"
"I said, I'll shoot a pair with an arrow and let them be together forever!"
"Cruel!"
"The law of the jungle is the strong, and it is eternal and unchanged. "So, it's not cruel.
"Okay......" I have nothing to say.
Seeing that I had nothing to say, Shu Nianli filled the bow and arrows, ready to kill two birds with one stone at a time.
"Oh, snake!" I was worried that I had no excuse to stop Shu Nianli, and I suddenly found a snake above my head! I screamed, the soles of my feet slipped, my hand waved twice, and I fell off the branch of the tree!
Shu Nianli hurriedly threw away the bow and arrow and reached out to pull me, but I have eaten too much recently, I have gained weight, and I am very heavy.
"Ahh
"Ah, it hurts, you get up, I'm running out of breath!"
"Well, I'm a little dizzy, you wait a minute, let me slow down. ”
"Slow down, I'm about to be crushed into a dough by you!
"Oh......" I hurriedly got up from Shu Nianli and jumped down, but I got up too anxiously, I didn't look at my feet, and I stepped on Shu Nianli's fingers when I jumped down.
"Ah!!" Ten fingers connected to the heart, severe pain! Shu Nianli screamed so heartbreaking!