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Chen Zhan looked at the card in his hand, and slapped it at his head without hesitation, the white light flashed, and he calmed down for a moment.

At this moment, Chen Zhan closed his eyes, and his mind was clear, as if he had been changed from 486 to Shenwei - the light of Taihu Lake, his thinking was infinitely enlarged and extended, and all kinds of things in his previous life seemed like yesterday.

It's like being alone in a supercomputer, what you need, just think about it, and memories will flood in. Even if it is just a slightly turned book, every punctuation mark in it is clearly visible. It's a wonderful feeling.

Chen Zhan didn't delay too much, and quickly searched his mind, he had seen and heard in his previous life, about the words about swearing.

Absolute elegance, absolute freshness and refinement, let them know what to call swearing without dirty words.

Soon, a lot of cursed words were listed, and Chen Zhan slowly opened his eyes.

A pair of hands crackled on the keyboard, and soon a large paragraph of text appeared, and it took only 10 seconds. If you used to be able to type out 160 words per minute, now you can type at least a staggering 350 words. The [Agility Card] brings not only an increase in hand speed, but also an all-round improvement in the whole body.

It can only be said that the props produced by the system are really awesome.

Click the confirmation button and send it out: "Look at you handsome and chic, graceful, loved by everyone, and blooming flowers, you must be the best among the scum, the beast among the beasts! According to observation, you must have lacked calcium since childhood, lack love when you grow up, grandma does not hurt, and uncle does not love." The left side of the face is under-pumped, and the right side of the face is under-kicked. Born with a cucumber, undershoot! The acquired walnut is underwhelming!"

Then there is another paragraph: "There are so many weapons in Xia Kingdom, I asked you to practice the sword, you prefer to practice the sword, the upper sword does not practice the lower sword, there are so many sword moves, you practice the drunk sword, the drunk sword is drunk the sword, I teach you to practice the golden sword, you prefer to practice the silver sword, the silver sword is forgotten, I teach you the king sword, you prefer to learn the fan sword, and finally you finally become a sword man who combines human and sword"

Not long after the two paragraphs were sent out in a row, the post at the bottom exploded.

"Holy!"

"Teacher Chen shot back, I'm so excited to watch!"

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death"

"Sword man, man and sword are one, haha, Mr. Chen, you are going to laugh at me to death!"

"Mr. Chen, I found out that I have fallen in love with you, what should I do?"

With Chen Zhan's counterattack, the fans of Baimu were not to be outdone, and they responded one after another.

"Support the Hundred Curtain God!"

"How did such a mad dog get in and be a host!"

"With such quality, the radio station should be fired!"

"Support Tatsuna-sensei"

There are a few netizens who support Chen Zhan, and they have also followed.

Chen Zhan said calmly: "Never argue with xx. Because he'll pull your IQ to the same level as him, and then beat you with a lot of experience!"

"Haha, I'm about to laugh and die"

"Beat you with a lot of experience... Haha, the divine sentence appeared, haha, it's almost gone, I'm going to be laughed to death today!"

"Teacher Chen, you are really talented, powdered, powdered"

On the other side of the computer, Baimu was about to go crazy, and quickly replied: "Chen Zhan, I'm xx your whole family"

Chen Zhan said calmly: "I didn't scold anyone, I didn't even have a dirty word, I just explained a fact and taught everyone how to communicate when they meet this kind of person in the future." Indeed, a few days ago, I came into contact with Mr. Baimu, and when I saw him for the first time, the word 'well' came to my mind!

Someone asked, "Wells?"

"Or the frog at the bottom of the well?" another speculated.

"I can't think of it, ask for an answer!" and humanity.

Soon Chen Zhan gave them a solution, "Well = horizontal and vertical are two!"

"Poof!"

A smiling expression suddenly swept the screen below.

Chen Zhan didn't stop at all, and continued @Baimu Dao: "Teacher Baimu, I have always wanted to ask you a question, how can you give up treatment? How can they call you a pig? ”

Baimu: "......@##¥%......!"

"This battle is too bad"

"Chen Zhan, go back and drink milk"

The fans of the hundred screens are screaming angrily one by one!

And Chen Zhan's fans were stupid, and they forgot to help for a while, and just watched it, they could only say that Chen Zhan's combat power was too strong, overshadowing everyone.

At this time, the battle continued, and there was no intention of stopping at all. "Teacher Baimu, in fact, you don't have to feel inferior at all, it's good to know you, you don't have to go to the zoo. You see, even if you, lemon head, mouse eyes, eagle hook nose, figure-eight eyebrows, provocative ears, big mouth, rabbit teeth, wick neck, high and low arms, long and short hands, chicken breasts, dog belly, rice bucket waist, hurry back to the earth star (Mars), the blue sky star is very dangerous. ！”

Everyone: "......"

Chen Zhan continued to scold: "There is a famous saying that is particularly good, God said to have light, so the light appeared, God said to have a forest, so the forest appeared, God said to have xxxxx, so you were born. I've summed it up and sent you a word, I bought a watch last year!"

A netizen left a message: "Buying a watch, didn't you buy a watch, is this a typo?"

Seizing the loophole in the words, a fan of Baimu immediately ridiculed: "The host, the description table is all about 'block' or 'only', and I don't know how to be the host." ”

Chen Zhan explained unhurriedly: "You type out the initials of these words. ”

"I bought a watch last year, WQ

MLGB?I'm going next door to Nirmala."

"Poof! haha, I'm laughing to death"

"Hey, is it 120, someone here is suffocating with laughter"

Chen Zhan scolded for more than an hour, not a word was repeated, every sentence was a classic, and the more he said it, the more he said, the more he was desperate.

On the other side of the computer, Baimu's face was blue and red for a while, and finally it simply turned purple.

Baimu said angrily: "Chen Zhan, you ugly person is so weird, and you don't look in the mirror!"

Chen Zhan typed with a smile: "Yes, I'm an ugly person, but I'm at least pleasing to the eye, what about you? Put your photo on the wall to 'ward off evil spirits', and put it on the bedside for 'contraception'!"

Seeing this, a hundred scenes of blood rushed to his head, and he almost fainted, and his hair exploded! "The surname Chen, I am inseparable from you!"

"Puff, Mr. Chen, you're going to laugh me into the rhythm of the hospital!"

"Hang on the wall to 'ward off evil spirits', put on the bedside 'contraception'! This is too classic, I collected it."

"I like to hear it! It turns out that you can still curse people like this, and you can learn!"

"Teacher Chen, invincible! The big guy is on top, and the little one bows down."

This classic sentence in the scolding is afraid that it will accompany the hundred scenes for a lifetime. There were more and more netizens watching, and in more than ten seconds, there were more than 100 replies below.

Under the leadership of Chen Zhan, the fans who were scolded just now were instantly gaining momentum, and they were on par with the fans of Baimu.

At the beginning, Baimu could still scold a few sentences, and when Chen Zhan scolded ten sentences later, he could reply with one sentence, and the scolding lines were just a few sentences over and over again. Chen Zhan, who has taken the medicine, is too strong in combat power, and the crackling keyboard sound has lasted for a long time, and there is no intention of stopping. scolded them and retreated, and they didn't need anyone else's help at all, and they only scolded hundreds of fans in the hundred scenes with the power of one person.

With some keyboard warriors who make fun of spraying people, after Mingjin withdrew his troops, more and more fans chose to disappear, and only scolded Chen Zhan a few words, and his intestines were about to regret it, and he was not an opponent at all. can only bring humiliation on himself if he scolds, and in the end, only Baimu is still struggling!

One against a hundred...

With one enemy against a thousand...

Scolded, one after another!

Chen Zhan didn't have the slightest tiredness, and was even a little excited.

1:50...

In the end, the hundred curtains were silent, and they were scolded by Chen Zhan from near noon to nearly 2 o'clock in the afternoon, a full 2 hours, the blood and blood were surging, blood pressure soared, and he went to bed to rest.

The end result is...... Tatsu is victorious!

All the netizens who watched this battle on Weibo were stunned!

It wasn't until no one said anything that the onlookers came back to their senses. Is this still a human? What the is this combat power? It's a humanoid monster, and everywhere it goes, it's flat! It's just awesome×!

"It's the first time I've seen it so fresh and refined, and I'm powdered. ”

"Worship, Mr. Chen!"

"Worship, Mr. Tatsu +1"

In the worship of countless netizens, the system reminded that the temporary task has been completed, and the number of micro fans has also increased from about 200 at the beginning to 43,766 today.

Chen Zhan silently turned on the system.

[Congratulations to the host for completing the temporary task and the points have been distributed.] 】

[Big Star System, Current Level 1, 1500/1000 Points, Upgrade or Not (Yes/No)]

[Reputation: 55433]

【Yes】

[The big star system has been upgraded, the current level is level 2, 500/10000 points)

Looking at the changes in his attributes, he silently calculated in his heart, and found that this scolding brought him more than 40,000 prestige, and even the system was upgraded to level 2.

Chen Zhan thought of it, this scolding can still scold the prestige, hehe, this feeling is good!

This prestige is as easy as picking up cabbage, what kind of host do you want to be a host, do you want to focus on scolding, see if you can scold out of the world.

Seeing that the fan value was still slowly increasing, he became happy again after a while, and hummed in his mouth:

How invincible it is

How lonely

How invincible it is

What an emptiness

Alone in the pinnacle

The cold wind kept blowing

My loneliness

Who can understand me

How invincible it is

How lonely

How invincible it is

What an emptiness

She hid in the sky

Don't listen to me

My loneliness

Endless loneliness

Standing up while humming a song, writhing his ass with the song, his expression was ecstatic, and he couldn't say the wind 'horse fork worm'.

At this time, Sister Li, who pushed the door in, looked at Chen Zhan, who was twisting her body and singing and dancing over there, and laughed out loud.

Hearing the sound of the door, Chen Zhan, who came back to his senses, quickly stopped and couldn't help but smile embarrassedly.

At this time, Sister Li, who was out of breath and out of breath, took a long time to ease up and said with a smile: "Xiaochen, you dance well, haha." By the way, Studio 3 will be vacant, Brother Song asked you to record the show, don't forget. ”

After speaking, without waiting for Chen Zhan to reply, he giggled and turned around and walked out the door.

Chen Zhan, who was still disheveled, was left behind, fluttering in the wind.

"It's embarrassing, I can't let the whole Taiwan know about it, it's embarrassing. ”

Chen Zhan looked loveless.

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