“......”

The corners of Ye Xiao's mouth twitched fiercely. took a step forward, got closer to Chen Yanyan, stretched out her hand and said "Huh", she wanted to save her image in her mind, but she didn't think of any words for a while.

Sighing helplessly, Ye Xiao waved his hand, and was just about to leave, when a familiar voice came over: "Brother Xiao, what a coincidence, you also skipped recess exercises!"

Jiang Lihua took a closer look and saw Chen Yanyan's figure, glanced at Ye Xiao meaningfully, the teasing smile on her face brightened, and at the same time quietly gave a thumbs up, and praised in her mouth: "Brother Xiao, I don't know if other people are scum or not, but you are a real dog!"

“......”

The corners of Ye Xiao's mouth twitched twice.

Seeing this, Jiang Lihua hurriedly asked eagerly: "Brother Xiao, what's wrong with your mouth? Why are you twitching, this is not good, do you want to go to the infirmary to see, what if it is intermittent spasms? This is sick, it must be treated!"

“......”

The corners of Ye Xiao's mouth twitched again.

Chen Yanyan heard Jiang Lihua say that Ye Xiao was "sick", she took a step back in fear, and then looked at the corner of Ye Xiao's mouth innocently, and when she saw that his lips really moved slightly, she said simply: "Ye Xiao, don't worry." My grandma said that this disease is well cured!"

“......”

Ye Xiao shook the black line in his head, grabbed Jiang Lihua, flicked his brain, and said with hatred word by word: "I call you more mouthy, call, you, more, mouth!"

"Brother Xiao, Brother Xiao, I don't dare, I don't dare. Although Ye Xiao seemed to be very light, even the person concerned, Jiang Lihua, thought so, but this brain melted really to his head, like a heavy hammer crashing into the bronze bell, with a stinging pain.

"You're a bully!"

Chen Yanyan looked at Jiang Lihua's grinning appearance in pain, hurriedly pulled Ye Xiao away, and stared at him with an innocent expression: "Grandma told me that it's not right to beat people!"

Hearing this, Ye Xiao laughed in her heart. This little girl has "Grandma and Grandma" on her lips every day, but he is a little interested in who Chen Yanyan said about Grandma. What kind of mother can teach such an ignorant and innocent girl?

"Okay, okay, I listen to you, it's really wrong to beat someone!" Ye Xiao said with relief, seeing that the smile on Jiang Lihua's face began to shine again, he had no choice but to glance at him, and continued to say to this Chen Yanyan, "But he's not human!"

"Flutter-"

Chen Yanyan was amused by Ye Xiao's turn, and couldn't help laughing, instantly smiling like a flower, and even the flowers next to the park path lost their previous color, which was really as the poem said, "After this flower blooms, a hundred flowers will kill."

"By the way, I want to ask you something. Ye Xiao suddenly said seriously, "Where did you see the words 'scum' and 'dog'?"

In the morning before, Ye Xiao was surprised by Yang Yi's "scumbag", an Internet term that should have been widely used in the next few decades, how did he know?

It stands to reason that it was not until 2015 that the term was used more frequently in the last plane.

Now it's so much ahead of schedule?

It's not scientific!

Could it be that because of himself, this time and space has already produced a butterfly effect? Is it that Zhuang Zhou dreamed of butterflies, or did butterflies dream of Zhuang Zhou?

"Brother Xiao, you're out!" Speaking of this, Jiang Lihua looked adoring, her face was full of excitement, "Recently, I was reading a novel of [Nanyang Muyu], and the story in it is amazing! It is the most ridiculous and nonsensical novel I have ever read, and the storyline in it will definitely make you hearty." ”

"Nan, Yang, wood, fish?"

Ye Xiao was very confused now. At that time, he was just a fiction writer who was casually nonsense, and the purpose was just to amuse Jiang Lihua, so could it be true that there was a novel "Unfortunately I'm the Protagonist"?

What kind of mouth is this?Others are turning stones into gold, so they are daughters asserted?Ye Xiao's consciousness moved, turning the depths of the sea of consciousness upside down, but he didn't find any system that could fight monsters and upgrade, and gave himself a Buff blessing lucky blood slot!

At the beginning of 1992, my lucky blood gauge was full?

Ye Xiao thought silently in her heart: "Then I want to be a scumbag." ”

No response!

"Then I'm going to go on a date with the school girl Cui in the next class and watch a movie-"

Still no response!

"Yes, Brother Xiao, this is what you recommended me to see. Jiang Lihua took out this novel with a delicate cover from her arms, it still looks very new, and obviously there are still a few people who go to the Triangle Book House to rent this novel.

"Okay, I won't talk to you. Ye Xiao shook her head, looked at Chen Yanyan and asked, "I'm going to the school supermarket to buy food, do you want to go?"

Ye Xiao sent out an invitation.

Huh-

A spiritual light flashed through Ye Xiao's mind, and suddenly figures appeared in the depths of his sea of knowledge: Ye Muxi, Jiang Caiwei, Chen Yanyan, Tang Ruoxue, Sun Ting......

"Could it be that I'm really a scumbag?"

"I ...... I won't go, my grandmother told me, don't accept the invitation of strangers casually. ”

Chen Yanyan rejected Ye Xiao very decisively, compared to the boy in front of her who made her a little excited but had only seen three faces, she obviously preferred to believe in her "grandma".

"Uh——, am I a stranger? Am I a stranger in your heart? It turns out that I am not even a friend in your heart!" Ye Xiao showed a very concentric side on his face, but secretly said in his heart that this scumbag might not be able to be, he obviously wanted to be a free and easy scumbag who was loved by everyone, why did this world force himself to be good, and while condemning this unfair fate, Ye Xiao glanced back at Jiang Lihua and asked, " If you don't go, if you go, go now, or you'll have classes later, and if you don't go, then follow me. ”

"......" Jiang Lihua was stunned, what the hell, and this operation, whether I go or not, I have to go with you, and I smiled helplessly, "Brother, do we have any other choice?"

Ye Xiao instantly replied in the affirmative: "No." ”

"Then why are you asking me if you don't?"

Ye Xiao replied solemnly: "I respect your opinion." ”

“......”

This time, the corners of Jiang Lihua's mouth twitched fiercely.

Sure enough, when Ye Xiao saw this, he immediately said: "What's wrong with your mouth? Is it intermittent spasms? This is a disease, it needs to be treated!"

“......”

The corners of Chen Yanyan and Jiang Lihua's mouths twitched slightly at the same time.

Whew, stingy man!

Ye Xiao and Jiang Lihua said hello to Chen Yanyan and walked towards the school's convenience store, Chen Yanyan looked at the backs of the two and stopped to be distracted. kept repeating Ye Xiao's sentence in his head, "It turns out that I am not even a friend in your heart", for some reason, it was a little sour for no reason.

Yes, you're my friend!

To be continued.