Chapter 0295 - Sitting and Waiting for a Slap in the Face (3)
"Chinese medicine?"
Wu Zhebang was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly stretched out his hand: "Chinese medicine should take the pulse, right? Left hand or right hand?"
Chen Xiaobei smiled indifferently and said, "You don't need to check the pulse, I already know your hidden disease." ”
Don't need to take the pulse?
As soon as these words came out, the three people next to them were stunned, even if Chen Xiaobei really had good medical skills, he couldn't be so exaggerated, right?
"Traditional Chinese medicine pays attention to seeing, hearing and inquiring, and most diseases can actually be diagnosed by just looking at the patient's complexion. Chen Xiaobei explained.
"How is this possible? I don't even have a pulse, and I can confirm the diagnosis by looking at it?"
"This is too mysterious, isn't it?
"Xiaobei, are you sure you're not joking?"
The three people next to him all frowned slightly, and looked at Chen Xiaobei with suspicion.
"Hehe, can't you trust me?"
Chen Xiaobei shrugged his shoulders and said, "Uncle Wu's lips are dark purple and his throat is slightly bruised, which is caused by years of asthma. Look at the complexion, in the last few days, the cough is very severe, the throat is also inflamed, and occasionally there is a high fever, am I right?"
"This"
The father and son of the Wu family were stunned for a moment, and then immediately nodded their heads like chickens pecking rice.
"Yes, yes, yes, Xiaobei! You're so right! This is my recent symptom! You can really see it!" Wu Zhebang's face was full of surprise.
Chatting just now, I didn't say these things at all, and Chen Xiaobei didn't read the test report of the hospital, but the diagnosis he made was accurate and word-for-word!
This medical skill, looking at the whole green ivy, is absolutely unique! I can't find a second person who can compare with it!
Wu Junfan was also shocked: "I knew that Xiaobei's medical skills were high, but I never thought that it could be so high!
"Xiaobei, you are amazing!"
Lan Mengchen blinked his big beautiful eyes and asked, "Tell me quickly, why did Uncle Wu stay hospitalized for many days, but he didn't get better at all?"
"Yes!" Wu Jun hurriedly said: "My dad has been coughing more and more in the past few days, and he has been beating bottle after bottle of needle water, but it is useless!"
Chen Xiaobei explained: "Injections can only treat the symptoms, but not the root cause. Moreover, if Western medicine uses too much needle water, it will develop drug resistance, and the effect will naturally become weaker and weaker. ”
"So what to do?"
Wu Zhebang said with an anxious face: "Xiaobei, you must help! If I lie here for one more day, the losses of the Wu Group will continue to surge, and we really can't delay!"
"Try my acupuncture, you can see it once. Chen Xiaobei grinned.
"Okay, okay, you can do whatever you want! Uncle will listen to you!"
Hearing that it could be effective at one time, Wu Zhebang nodded desperately and couldn't wait for Chen Xiaobei to be treated.
"Mr. Wu, how are you feeling today?
At this moment, an extremely attentive voice came from the door of the ward.
"Director Huang is here?"
Wu Zhebang said excitedly: "My condition is still similar to before. However, I have already called in a miracle doctor, and I may be able to recover today. ”
"Heal today?What kind of international joke?Who is the miracle doctor?" Director Sun's eyes widened, scanning the entire ward.
In addition to Wu Zhebang, there are only three young people left, how can there be any miracle doctor?
Director Huang's eyebrows were furrowed, but when he saw Lan Mengchen, the two wolf eyes immediately bloomed with obscene idiot eyes.
Lan Mengchen wore a bright yellow and elegant long skirt today, and her superb figure was graceful and attractive. The black hair is draped behind him like a waterfall, and although the delicate little face is plain, it is still radiant and flawless.
In fact, if you were any man, you wouldn't help but look at Lan Mengchen a few more times.
Of course, look, there is a difference!
With the eyes of appreciating beauty, it is reasonable and acceptable.
But this Director Huang was full of obscenity, staring directly at Lan Mengchen's chest, with a hungry expression, as if he was going to rush over and pinch two handfuls!
Wu Junfan's face was angry, and he was about to speak, but was pushed away by someone's palm.
Chen Xiaobei took the lead in standing up and said coldly: "Quack, where are you looking? I watch island country love action movies at home every day, haven't you seen enough?"
Wu Junfan's face was full of depression, so he didn't pay attention, and was forced to be robbed by Chen Xiaobei again!
"Stinky boy, who do you say is a quacker? Who do you say has watched the movie? It's just a mouthful! Nonsense!" Director Huang was furious.
"Uncle Wu has been hospitalized for so long, but there is no improvement at all, what are you not a quack?"
Chen Xiaobei grinned and said playfully: "Look at your overindulgent appearance, it's strange that you don't masturbate at the computer every day!"
"Me, I"
Director Huang almost fainted with anger, and shouted angrily: "Get out of here immediately! Don't bother me to help Mr. Wu check!"
"I'm sorry, I'm the miracle doctor invited by Uncle Wu, and I'll treat Uncle Wu today! It's you who should get out!" Chen Xiaobei said indifferently.
"You're a miracle doctor, when I'm stupid?"
Director Huang shouted disdainfully: "This is the best hospital in the entire Qingteng! Do you think it's a vegetable market? You dare to come here to deceive! I, Huang Shihao, am the first to refuse!"
"Hehe, since it is the best hospital, why hasn't Uncle Wu's illness improved at all?" Chen Xiaobei asked rhetorically.
"You know what a fart!" Mr. Wu's illness has dragged on for a very long time, and it cannot be cured in the short term!" Huang Shihao said angrily.
"A quack doctor is a quack doctor, and the rat is blind!"
Chen Xiaobei grinned and said with an evil smile: "If I can make Uncle Wu heal on the spot, do you dare to slap yourself ten times and shout ten times that I am a quack?"
"Ahem, let's say a few words, there's no need to make a fuss."
Wu Zhebang wanted to play a round, but suddenly coughed and whezed, and the coughing sound was very violent, as if even his heart and lungs were about to be coughed out, very cautious.
Huang Shihao glanced at Wu Zhebang's symptoms, and he didn't believe that Chen Xiaobei could make the seriously ill Wu Zhebang recover on the spot.
"Okay! I'll grant your boy's request!"
Huang Shihao said ruthlessly: "But if you can't cure Mr. Wu, I will slap you thirty times." ”
"Hehe, you want to hit me? Chen Xiaobei shrugged his shoulders and directly took out the medical silver needle he bought by the way when he bought the tonic just now.
"Acupuncture? Hahaha, are you a monkey invited to make a joke? What age is this, and you still want to use acupuncture to cure diseases! It's stupid!" Huang Shihao laughed arrogantly.
As soon as these words came out, the faces of the Wu family's father and son sank at the same time.
This Huang Shihao said that Chen Xiaobei is a joke, so won't the father and son become monkeys?
Wu Zhebang originally wanted to persuade him, but he was silent at the moment, waiting for Huang Shihao to be slapped in the face.
"Xiaobei, come on! I believe in you!" Lan Mengchen clenched his little fist and made a cheering gesture, so beautiful that he didn't want it.
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