Chapter 413: Pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning

Magic City, Anping Club.

A small assistant hid in Wang An's office, looking at the picture on the computer screen. The two little hands of the white tender were pinched together, and the two arms and shoulders were constantly shaking together, as if they were worried about someone.

But in reality, the thing was just laughing, and it was already out of breath. At this moment, only his shoulders were shaking unconsciously, and his throat made a "gurgling" sound, like a little hen choking his throat.

On the computer screen in front of him, an earthy yellow wild dog was thrown out with its teeth bared and landed in a bush. The original chaotic scene, but what came out of the small speaker next to the monitor was a trembling female voice: "Ahhh

Immediately afterwards, under the shaking of the picture, another wild dog was pressed by the neck to the ground, and was staring at the camera with its teeth and twisting. And in the stereo, a crisp female voice familiar to an assistant sounded: "Muddy paralysis! Stop! Stop!"

"Gurg~~Uh~~~"

One of the assistants laughed as if he had been electrocuted, and his body slipped off the chair and fell limply under the table. The little Joan was stunned and laughed out of a snot bubble.

In the live broadcast room, as Gu Xiu'er quickly moved away from the top of the cliff, she could no longer hear the roar of the wild dog pack, only someone's scream and the wolf Xiaosi's whimper. And the style of the barrage began to get more and more crooked, and finally it was completely freed.

"I'm sorry, I should have been serious, but I can't help but send a few."

"I'm running for my life, but why is it so funny?"

"I can't look at my pretty sister anymore"

"Wild Dog: Did you hear me? I told you to stop!"

"This voice acting is amazing"

"I have a hunch that this video may go viral"

On the rock wall, Wang An had two nosebleeds hanging from his mouth, and tears came out from the corners of his eyes, not painful, but angry. Just now, when Gu Xiu'er "took off" again, her head tilted back sharply and slammed it directly on her nose.

Seeing that he was getting closer and closer to the bottom of the cliff, Wang An thought angrily that he would beat someone up before he got to the bottom. If she doesn't let this thing know what it means to be in pain, she won't be able to sleep tonight.

Of course, she didn't know that just when she was hit in the nose and subconsciously screamed, a certain badger kicked her foot in the face of a wild dog. So in just a few seconds, with Wang An's cry of pain, he was already on the way to upload in the background of a ghost animal video website.

If Wang An knew that this would be the result, he was afraid that he would have the heart to kill someone.

In order to avoid his nose being "critted" again, Wang An tilted his head back as much as possible while scolding the street, and looked at the cliff to calculate the distance. As the bottom of the cliff got closer and closer, the scene gradually became clearer. A few gray figures came into someone's eyes upside down.

"Gu ...... Gu Lang ......" Wang An suddenly shouted urgently, his voice was full of anxiety: "You stop first! Hurry up and stop! Don't go down yet!"

It's a pity that Gu Xiu'er didn't go offline this time, turned a deaf ear to someone's shouts, and still scurried down mechanically, without even looking behind her. So much so that when it was only two meters high from the bottom of the cliff, the cargo was still "taking off".

With the "buzzing" sound of the lock sliding across the rope surface, a salted fish carried Wang An on his back, and the wolf Xiaosi, who suddenly stared at the wolf's eyes around his waist, drew a beautiful arc in the air like a whale jumping, and then "bang" and fell the grass under the cliff.

"Hmm!"

Wang An's eyes widened suddenly, and he held back for a long time before he breathed a sigh of relief, and snorted out in pain.

"Ahem...... Gu Lang, I want to kill you......"

Probably the only one who is insensitive to the height of two meters is the wolf Xiaosi, because this cargo landed on the ground with his legs first. It's just that right now, a certain wolf only barked and lowered his head and came back, trying to hide behind a certain salted fish.

A loud slap resounded at the bottom of the cliff, Gu Laosan covered his face and opened his eyes, but the first thing he saw was the three gray-haired heads sticking out of his head. She was squinting her eyes and looking down at him, chewing on something in her black mouth.

At the top of the cliff, Wang Ping estimated Gu Xiu'er's descent time, and while throwing out the wild dogs that pounced, he kept retreating. When they reached the edge of the cliff, they stretched out their claws to catch the rope hanging from the protection point on the edge of the cliff.

When they fished for the first time, Gu Lang and Wang An had not yet fallen low, and the rope collapsed tightly. When a certain badger fished again after a while, the rope had already loosened and was directly pulled up by him.

Kicking back the wild dog in front of him again, Wang Ping took the time to glance down the cliff, and found that there were no two figures on the rock wall, so he turned around and pulled the backpack next to him, ready to run.

The wild dogs formed a general semi-arc circle, barking at a certain badger, but no longer stepped forward, as if they were afraid of this cliff. This was exactly what Wang Ping wanted, and he fastened the backpack indiscriminately, wrapped the strap around the main rope and tied a knot a few times, then pushed it to the edge of the cliff, turned around and waved his paws at the group of dogs.

"Stupid dogs, bye~~"

With smugness on Mao's face, Wang Ping turned around and pushed his backpack violently, and jumped off the cliff directly with the exclamations of the fans in the live broadcast room.

The backpack strap is attached to the main rope and slides down to the bottom of the cliff due to gravity. A badger jumped and landed steadily on the top of the backpack, one paw grasping the bag belt, its back straight, like an agent standing at the top of the elevator, and its hairy face showed a chic temperament that only a "tall badger" would have.

However, after sliding down for less than 30 meters, the backpack scraped on a raised rock face and suddenly flipped outward. Wang Ping staggered, and without waiting for a reaction, the entire backpack turned over. The strap of the backpack that was originally tied to it suddenly collapsed, and it tumbled all the way to the bottom of the cliff.

In the live broadcast room, I only saw the picture flipping for a while, constantly switching between the blue sky and white clouds and the brown rock face, and after a while, it went dark and lost the connection of the camera.

In less than a minute, on another split screen belonging to Gu Laosan, with the sound of clanging, a camouflage travel backpack fell to the ground with a "bang". The marching pot, small steel basins, bonfire stands, etc., were sprinkled all over the ground with a clattering along the open backpack opening.

Immediately, a furry object in a "tattered" T-shirt snapped and fell on the backpack.

In front of the camera, a certain badger shook his brain strap that had completely fainted, and just sat up on the backpack, when there was a "bang", and the other backpack fell down again, just shooting him below.

"Wow~"

A certain brand of dog food kept spilling out of the cracked backpack mouth, and soon a small cone-shaped pile was piled up on the ground. There was a wolf Xiaosi's "whining" cry in the voiceover, which seemed to feel a pity.

"Uh~ah......"

The backpack stacked on top of it moved, and a small black claw trembled from the back of the backpack, fumbling to grasp the pocket on the side. The camera that was originally strapped to the little arm is now only half of the plastic base.

"Pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning......"

Wang Ping smiled bitterly in his heart, and after fighting with a group of wild dogs for a long time, his hairstyle was not messed up, but the next rock wall almost killed his backpack. In just a dozen seconds, I felt that all the bones in my body were broken.

Climbed up with the side of the backpack, and without waiting to catch his breath, Wang Ping stood on the spot. Because his eyes were staring too hard, his left eyelid "snapped" and rolled up, and never came down.

I saw three adult red kangaroos standing side by side on the grass near the south side of the cliff, squinting at a certain badger. The thick arms bulge with biceps, and the pectoral muscles bulge under the gray fur, symbolizing strength.

Of course, seeing kangaroos here is a common thing. However, at this moment, under the arms of the three kangaroos, Gu Lang, Wang An and the wolf Xiaosi hanging in the air were still strangled. The expressions of grievance, bewilderment, and shame are vividly displayed.

"What's going on... ∑(O▃o)??”

Wang Ping's mouth was wide open, only to feel that the thunder was rolling above his head.