Yaochi Immortal had a straight face: "If you want to live, shut up for me." ”

Li Huachen made a gesture of zipping up his mouth, and didn't dare to make a sound anymore.

Walking to a place, the Yaochi Immortal glanced back at Li Huachen, and Li Huachen gestured to his mouth, meaning that he didn't speak. The Yaochi Immortal waved his hand, and Li Huachen fainted directly.

After waking up, Li Huachen felt that the whole world was shaking. Before I could open my eyes, I smelled a smell of cow dung. I slowly opened my eyes and saw the blue sky and white clouds. Li Huachen slowly sat up and found himself in a carriage.

The photon next to him slept sweetly, and breathed evenly with the shaking of the car. On both sides are green vegetable patches, and in the middle is a potholed loess road. In front of the carriage sat a car owner, carrying a horsewhip, happily flicking: "Rack!"

Occasionally, some uncles and aunts can be seen in the vegetable field, and some will straighten up and smile at Li Huachen when they see the carriage, and Li Huachen also hurriedly smiles at them.

Li Huachen observed that these people were all wearing Hanfu, and the texture was very ordinary, shabby and old, which looked like the civilian clothes they lived in.

There was also a smell of hay mixed with horse manure on the carriage, and there was a bag behind the horse that pulled the cart, and it began to poop with its tail pouted, and the black and round horse manure eggs fell into the bag with a puff. It's convenient, and as soon as the tail is released, there is no delay in walking.

The scenery here is pure nature, the air is good, and the people don't look like they are threatened, as if they have entered a costume crew.

The uncle who drove the car laughed: "Housheng, are you awake?"

"Oh, hello uncle, where is this place?"

"Here? hahaha!" The uncle laughed, and actually opened his mouth to sing, the old voice, singing a leisurely ballad: "Everyone in the world is good, and the eternal life is never old." If you are thirsty, you can drink the elixir, and the abdominal muscles will eat the essence dates. You don't have to worry about food and clothing all year round, and you are light and disease-free in all seasons. The drunken Yao pond is full of flowers, and there are more pianos, chess and manuscripts. Where to find such a wonderful place? It is difficult to find people in the peach blossom spring. ”

Li Huachen's eyes widened: "This is Yaochi!?"

Uncle snorted: "You are so smart, you can hear it." ”

Li Huachen narrowed his eyes and said in his heart, "Is this a smart thing? Didn't you tell me everything!

"That'...... What about the Yaochi Immortals?"

"Oh, immortals, immortals naturally live in the fairy palace. ”

"That'...... Where are we going?"

"Go to the pig farm. ”

"What are you doing on the pig farm?"

"Pig farming!"

"Pig farming!?"

"That's right. The uncle said: "The immortal has instructed you to be a big villain and want you to raise pigs for her." ”

Li Huachen pointed at Photon: "What about her?

"Oh, she doesn't go to raise pigs, she goes to dress up and learn to dance and sing. ”

Li Huachen shook his head: "Okay, okay, uncle, something is wrong, in this way, you take me to meet that Yaochi immortal now, and I will make it clear to her." ”

"No, I can't. The uncle's head shook like a rattle: "The immortal said, let you go and raise pigs." ”

Li Huachen scratched his neck: "Uncle, I don't know how to raise pigs." ”

"Simple!" the uncle said: "When someone teaches you, just get up a little early, you should feed the pigs, you should flush the water, but you are new here, you have to be responsible for pouring pig manure." Work hard, work hard for ten or eight years, maybe the immortals see you as a good seedling, and they won't let you raise pigs. ”

"What's that for?"

"You can be like me, in charge of pulling pig manure,"

Li Huachen said in his heart that I have worked hard for ten years, and this has improved quite quickly, from a pig farmer to a pig manure transporter.

"Uncle, I'm a little over the festivities with the immortals, you take me to her, and I'll explain it to her, okay? ”

"Hmm. The uncle nodded: "Young man, you can speak." I'll tell you the truth, uncle, I have today through hard work and struggle. Who doesn't want to pull pig manure? It's comfortable and light? But before that, I had been raising pigs for 30 years! Oh, I served those pigs, and they were called clean, fat and strong, and everyone said that I raised pigs well. It was because of the old man that I was serious in my work, and the immortals saw that I was old and didn't want me to be too tired, so they let me change to transport pig manure. But then again, don't underestimate this pig manure, it's a good fertilizer, and this pig manure ....... ”

"Uncle, uncle. Li Huachen hurriedly interrupted: "I know it's not easy for you to get to where you are today, it's not that I support you, although we have known each other for a short time, but I think everything you have today is what you deserve." ”

"Hahaha! Oh, I don't understand, you are such a good boy, why don't the immortals look down on you?"

Li Huachen said: "There is a misunderstanding between us, can you take me to meet her and let me clarify with her face to face?"

"That's not good, the immortal said that if you want to raise pigs, you have to raise pigs. The old man looked back at Li Huachen: "You take care of it, maybe one day the immortals are in a good mood and will see you." ”

Li Huachen's eyes widened: "It's you!?"

"Yes, it's me! I'm going to pick up the immortals and come back, we saw them in that big snow mountain. ”

This old man is the old man who has been bragging behind Li Huachen.

"Okay, uncle, then how can I talk to the immortals?"

"You raise pigs first, raise pigs well, right, at the end of the year when you kill pigs, I will talk to the immortals, just say that you are a good pig, and ask her if she would like to see you. ”

"At the end of the year!?" Li Huachen was about to go crazy: "Okay, okay, I won't talk nonsense with you, I'll go find her myself." Li Huachen said and jumped directly from the car and stood in the dirt, planning to find the Yaochi Immortal by himself.

"Hey, that's not going to work. Appeal ——!"

The old man stopped the carriage and turned back and said, "You have to go to the pig farm, you can't walk around." ”

Li Huachen smiled, and waved his hand back as he walked: "I have seen my uncle back, I wish you all the best in your work, and you will be promoted to an official as soon as possible." ”

As soon as Li Huachen ran a few steps, he felt a softness under his feet, and he sat on the ground. When he raised his head, the uncle looked at him with an unhappy face: "Why are you like this, this kid? ”

Li Huachen was just about to say something, but he found that he was sitting in the carriage again! When he came in, he didn't know at all.

"Hey, no...... What's going on?"

Li Huachen jumped down again all of a sudden, and ran away, saying in his heart: I don't believe it, I can't get rid of you pig dung!

A minute later, Li Huachen was trapped and sturdy, thrown in the carriage, and staggered forward with the carriage.

The uncle was still thinking in front of him: "Oh, I know, you children from the city don't like the atmosphere in this village." I feel that this pig dung, horse dung, and cow dung don't smell good, and the roads in the countryside are not easy to walk. But I'm telling you, it's called being alive here, you guys out there, wearing suits and ties, and you go out thinking about how to deceive, how to lie, how to act, how to compete...... I can't wait to calculate the flowers in my head, and calculate others until I am poor and starving to death, and I am so rich that I am happy. But is that called being alive? What is really alive?"

Li Huachen looked at the sky in despair: "What is it?"

"It's pig raising!" said the uncle, "How accomplished it is to watch those piglets eat and sleep day by day, grow up and mature day by day? Don't you think they are like your children?"

Li Huachen sat up abruptly and looked at the old man's back: "Who ......." ”

Li Huachen couldn't say a word for a long time, and finally lay down again in a huff.

The uncle smiled: "That's right, you have to let your heart sink, right, don't underestimate pig farming." Do you know that pigs are divided into male and female? How are male boars? How to feed sows? How to breed, how to deliver babies? How to feed fat food, how to feed and sleep fragrantly? Pig manure is cleaned every few days, and the pigsty is cleaned every few days? We've had a few college students here, oops, they know the Chinese dialect of several countries, it's not good to feed pigs, and they are also on fire, crying every day, crying every day. ”

Li Huachen narrowed his eyes, and said in his heart that he cried because he couldn't feed the pigs? That was tortured by you, right?!

Li Huachen thought for a while: "Uncle, I have a little money in my pocket, I think you are a good person, in this way, I will give you all the money, you do the younger generation a favor, take me to meet the immortals, let me talk to her, okay? Although the money is not much, it must be much more than the money you pay to transport pig manure." ”

The uncle turned around and said, "Hey, look at you, kid, what are you talking about? Where is the money?"

"This way, this way. ”

The uncle counted it, put the money away and put it in his pocket: "It's useless for us to ask for money here, no one spends money, it's those who have the opportunity to go out, so they can buy something outside and come back." In the past, we used to go out and sell things, our pigs, cows, sheep, and so on. There are also woven satin, pickled vegetables, and fruit wine. I sold the money, bought seeds, farm tools, food and clothing, and shipped them back. Day after day, year after year, twelve years in a big cycle!"

Li Huachen smiled: "Cheng, if you go to the city in the future, just look for me, I don't want your pigs, horses, cattle and sheep, nor your satin and pickles, you just give me two bottles of fruit wine, and I will give you a lot of money, so that you can buy a lot of seeds, farm tools, food and clothing." We're going to meet the immortals, aren't we?"

"What kind of immortals, you kid, why can't you tell clearly? You have to go to raise pigs first, raise pigs well, and in less than ten or eight years, you will be able to meet immortals." ”

"Ten years, eight ...... Hey, uncle, you're not kind, you've taken my money!"

"Huh?" the uncle was stunned: "Didn't you give me this money?" Hey, Housheng, you can't wronged people, I didn't steal you, you gave it to me!"

Li Huachen's eyes widened: "Uncle, let's not make trouble, I will give you money, so that you can take me to see the immortals!"

"That's right!" the uncle said, "You give me money, and I will take you to the pigsty to raise pigs, and after ten or eight years, you will be able to meet the immortals." ”