Chapter 456: Eat more snacks and sleep more
With Luke gone, the murderous aura that permeated the forest seemed to disappear. The wind blew through the trees again, and with the rustling of foliage, hovering birds quietly landed on the treetops, looking down at the trees.
"Ka...... Titicaca Titicaca~"
Strange sounds came out of nowhere, like an owl suddenly having its tongue burned while eating Mickey Mouse. The bird that had just landed was so frightened that it flew up again, and flew away without looking back.
"You're laughing at you, you're sick, aren't you?"
A crisp female voice came out from under the tree, and it seemed to be accompanied by the sound of something being beaten, a little muffled.
Under the trees, the overlooking scene is somewhat scary. Red blood splattered everywhere, and a blonde girl lay flat on the ground, with an M9 saber stuck in her abdomen, and the blood under her body had spilled a red circle.
However, at this time, the girl who was about to hang up turned her face sideways, raised her head with great difficulty, and looked curiously at a furry animal that was stroking her clothes.
On her side, a short-haired woman with her right arm hanging was yelling at the little animal, and even slapped it in the face. On the index finger of her left hand, there was something greasy and bloody, and it looked a little disgusting.
If someone dared to beat him in the past, Wang Ping would have bared his teeth and rushed over to fight. However, at this moment, a certain badger lowered his head slightly, and Xiao Mao's face was full of scorn, if it weren't for a layer of black hair, maybe he would still be blushing.
Just now, he wanted Yuan Xiaoxiao to help pull out the bullet stuck in the fat layer of the belly. After all, if you want to chase Luke later, you will probably do it again, and the bullet in your belly may slide into it at any time and become a bomb that will kill him.
It is said that on such a serious occasion, life is at stake, especially if a badger still has hatred in his heart, there will always be no laughter. But I don't know if it's the itchy flesh that grows on the belly, or if it's a funny nerve in the wrong place, Yuan Xiaoxiao just tried to poke his finger in, and he laughed as if he had eaten bee feces. And the more you laugh, the more exaggerated it becomes, and the belly twitches and twitches, and you can't stand it.
Coupled with the action of someone poking his finger into a slippery little hole, I always feel a little obscene. A certain badger smiled like this, and completely made Yuan Xiaoxiao laugh. Inexplicably, I felt taken advantage of, and immediately slapped that nasty hairy face.
"What, it's okay if I don't laugh anymore, you continue to ......"
Wang Ping was a little embarrassed, and arched his paws at Yuan Xiaoxiao as if flattering, and then grabbed both sides of the small T-shirt and lifted it, and pulled his belly over again.
"Humph!"
Yuan Xiaoxiao snorted coldly, rolled her eyes helplessly, and carefully poked her fingers over again. The reason why I was angry was that in addition to feeling that this action was obscene, I was also afraid that a certain badger would accidentally poke the bullet into it again, which would be really self-defeating.
With someone's movements, the little hairy face under the brim of the camouflage hat collapsed tightly, and the beards on the side of the mouth trembled slightly, as if they were enduring something. Yuan Xiaoxiao frowned, her fingers moved slightly, as if she had touched a hard metal object. Just as I was about to try to pull out, I felt a sudden shake of a certain furry belly.
"Titicaca~~(???)"
Wang Ping was tense for a long time, but he still didn't hold back, and laughed wildly again. From Yuan Xiaoxiao's angle, he could see the small tongue in his throat through his hairy mouth, shaking like an electric bell with electricity.
Someone's face turned completely black, and he shouted and withdrew his hand. Then he thought of something, and simply wrapped his arm around the back of a certain badger, grabbed the layer of skin on his back and lifted it up, shaking it up and down, as if shaking a bottle of Coke.
"Whoa~Titicaca~Ahem......"
Wang Ping's hat was thrown off, and saliva splashed uncontrollably on Yuan Xiaoxiao's legs. With a trill, a bright silver bullet fell from his belly in a few moments.
It was also the slippery and greasy touch on his hands that gave Yuan Xiaoxiao inspiration, since the bullet was stuck in the fat, it became a ready-made lubricant, and it could be thrown out, provided that it was resistant to tossing. And as far as nature is concerned, I am afraid that there are no animals that are more resistant to tossing than Pingtou.
"Bang~"
A certain badger with limbs and head hanging down was thrown aside by Yuan Xiaoxiao casually, and the white little hand pinched the bullet, and his mouth was amazed.
"If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would have thought he used rubber bullets to shoot you. You're too thick with fat, aren't you? ”
Wang Ping staggered up and patted Yuan Xiaoxiao's thigh:
"Read less books, read less newspapers, eat more snacks and sleep more, you can have it too!"
Then he snatched the hat from her lap and buckled it to her head as he chased Luke in the direction he had fled.
"Cut~"
Although I didn't understand what it meant to pat myself twice, I thought it was probably to express my gratitude. Yuan Xiaoxiao pursed her lips a little arrogantly, and subconsciously threw the bullet with her left hand, poked out her fingers to clamp it, and then threw it again, like that.
Turning his head slightly, out of the corner of his eye, he saw Sama staring at his fingers. Yuan Xiaoxiao's movements stiffened, and the bullet landed on his leg.
Sama looked up at her, not knowing whether she wanted to laugh or something, and pulled the corners of her mouth and said, "Don't you want to know how I recognized you?
Yuan Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows, she had only been to the bar with Sama once, that is, when she poured Lao Hantou to drink.
At that time, a certain Han had already gotten under the table and couldn't say anything anymore. But just as he was leaving, he met Sama who was going to play with his friends. Yuan Xiaoxiao couldn't resist it, so she sat with her for a while.
During this period, everyone made a fuss about darts and lost drinking. Of course, it is impossible to lose at her level, but Sama is the one who loses the most. So when she left, she was actually carrying two people on her shoulders. Throw Lao Han to the waiter at the door of the hotel, and send Sama home.
She thought that Sama was so drunk that she wouldn't remember what had happened the next day, but apparently not.
"You have a very special way of throwing darts...... While others pinch the tip of the dart with your thumb and forefinger, you use your fingers to buckle the tail of the dart. I wasn't sure at first, until you rushed out from behind the tree and threw your throwing knife at the team...... Luke's time. That action was exactly the same as what you did at the bar. ”
"That's ...... so"
Yuan Xiaoxiao finally knew how her identity was exposed, and she was secretly vigilant. thought that with her amount of alcohol, she would not get carried away, otherwise she would not use the way of pouring wine to trick Lao Han's words, but now it seems that she was still a little forgetful at that time.
As he was thinking about it, his left thigh suddenly sank, and then he felt a hand groping up along the inner thigh.
Yuan Xiaoxiao shuddered, and when she looked down, she saw that Sama was struggling to support herself, frowning as if looking for something in her.
"Fake, what are you doing?"
Yuan Xiaoxiao hurriedly grabbed someone's hand and frowned angrily.
"Hmm...... I want to see if you're a man or a woman..."Sama stubbornly stalked her neck, and at the same time she tore at her with her hands.
Seeing someone's physical activity, the abdomen began to bleed again. Yuan Xiaoxiao didn't dare to push too hard, and subconsciously relaxed. At the same time, Sama struggled, and his little hand suddenly stabbed up.
"Hmm..."
Yuan Xiaoxiao's eyes widened suddenly, and the bodies of the two froze at the same time.
A breeze blew, and a leaf swirled and fell in front of them. After a long time, a female voice sounded weakly:
"That...... Really, no...... No......"