"Hehe, how do you know I'm going to lose if you don't compete?" Cui Xiang rolled his red eyes and said with a smile.

"Why? I don't shed tears when I don't see the coffin, right? Okay, then let's compare it!

Lu Yifan can even compare with the chess saint, how can he be afraid of her as a national player of only nine dans?

"Hey, no hurry, no hurry. After just two rounds of competition, I believe everyone present is also a little dry-mouthed.

Jing Bin, bring up the old man's treasured Wuyi Mountain big red robe and give it to you to taste!" Cui Xianghong smiled lightly.

Shen Jingbin understood, asked his subordinates to carry tea, and served tea to everyone present.

Lu Yifan is naturally no exception.

When the tea was served, Cui Xianghong smiled and said, "This cup of Wuyi Mountain's big red robe is a treasure that I have treasured for many years!"

Old man Nima, come, let's replace wine with tea and have a drink!"

"Master, there's something wrong with this tea!"

At this moment, the voice of the ghost voice sounded in Lu Yifan's divine sense.

Lu Yifan smiled slightly, and said with his divine sense: "Of course I know that there is a problem with this tea." However, what can I do with this mere poison?"

"This old lady is so bad!" Master, do you want me to kill her now?

"Hey, it's so boring to kill her directly! ”

After that, Lu Yifan took out a packet of medicinal powder from his arms at a speed that was difficult to distinguish with the naked eye and sprinkled it in Cui Xianghong's teacup.

The whole process is done in one go!

Cui Xianghong didn't notice it.

Lu Yifan picked up the teacup and said with a smile: "Hehe, I was offended before, since Mr. Cui has the heart to reconcile with me, then I won't be so aggressive anymore."

Come, let's replace wine with tea and toast to our friendship!"

Lu Yifan made a Tao Hong version of the elderly emoji "Cheers to our friendship" and said with a light smile.

"Cheers!" Cui Xianghong couldn't help but be overjoyed.

Hahahaha!

This old man thinks I'm making peace with him!

With such a high concentration of "seven times a night", you can't bear the burp in your heart!

Lu Yifan also secretly said in his heart: "Lao Tzu's 'strange (harmonious) lewd and dispersed' As long as you drink a drop, I guarantee that you will become a (harmonious) woman in your chastity and martyrdom!"

There's a good show to watch!"

The two people with evil intentions looked at each other and smiled, touched the teacups, and drank their tea deliciously.

Lu Nima drank down suddenly, and after drinking one cup was not enough, he wanted another one.

I drank three cups of tea with "Seven Jiro in One Night" in a row, and my face didn't change color and my heart didn't beat!

Cui Xianghong was dumbfounded.

I'll go, these three cups of medicine can make even an elephant hard for ten hours!

Why doesn't this old man have anything to do?

Seeing Cui Xianghong's surprised look, Lu Nyima smiled lightly: "Xiaohong, the tea is good, the more I drink, the more energetic I become!"

"Huh...... If you like it...... If you like it......" Cui Xianghong said with a wry smile.

The depressed Cui Xianghong began to play against Lu Nima.

Lunima didn't seem to mean to defeat her all at once, and she was full of it in an orderly manner, frowning and thinking for a minute or two from time to time.

Cui Xianghong only felt that there was a fire in his heart, and the more he burned, the more he burned, the more prosperous he became.

His face and body were as hot as the stove.

"Why is it so hot this day?"

Cui Xianghong said, took off his coat, and slapped his face with his hand.

"Yes, Mr. Cui, it's very hot, if you can't hold it, take off your clothes~~~"

Lu Nima's words were like the last straw that pressed the camel, so that Cui Xianghong finally broke out completely!

She stood up, looked at the young talents, smiled stupidly, and undressed while saying, "Oh, there are so many handsome guys!"

I'm your little Honghong, come and play with me!

Come on, uncle!"

Three times five divided by two, Cui Xianghong took off the clothes on his body!

The fat body, the wrinkles that only middle-aged women have, and the sagging breasts made Lu Yifan can't help but retch twice.

Everyone at the scene also exploded!

"it!"

"What a system!

"It's insulting!"

"If it's a beautiful woman, I'll put up with it! Your sister is old and ugly! It's just a flash of Lao Tzu's kryptonite dog eyes!"

Everyone pointed at Cui Xianghong.

But she didn't know it, and even crawled to Shen Jingbin's feet, licked his feet and said, "Jingbin, come and me!

"you, Mr. Cui, what are you doing here? Let me go!" Shen Jingbin said embarrassedly and angrily.

"What's the matter? In the past, when you wanted to recognize me as a teacher, you still called people Xiao Tiantian, but now when you pull it out, you turn your face and don't recognize people?

Come on, come quickly!"

Cui Xianghong pounced on a hungry tiger, and his fat body directly threw Shen Jingbin to the ground!

Poor Shen Jingbin was directly squeezed by a middle-aged woman like Cui Xianghong sitting on her body frantically.

"Help, who's going to save me!!" Shen Jingbin cried.

"I can't stand it anymore!" Wu Sheng flicked his sleeves angrily, "On behalf of the members of the National Poetry Association, I announce that this literary halberd, Old Man Nima wins!"

In addition, Cui Xianghong insulted Sven and fornicated with his disciple Shen Jingbin, and the two will be permanently expelled from the Poetry Association and will never be able to join!"

A farce has finally come to an end.

Lu Nima was elected as the vice president of the Handong Poetry Association, and Lu Yifan was also successfully elected to the National Poetry Association, becoming the first member in history to join the National Poetry Association before the age of 50.

When the news of Lu Yifan's selection as a member of the National Poetry Association spread, it caused a sensation in the literary world like a big earthquake!

In the past, parents were proud to be admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University, but now, they all educate their children and take Lu Yifan as an example, and even this incident has been recorded in the annals of Chinese history!

After the matter was over, Lu Yifan, who had only one day to end his old age, used Seventy-two to change back to a young state and found Hewen.

He smiled and asked, "How's it going?"

He Wen said excitedly: "It's okay, how can it be used and described? Old man Nima is simply a '999999'!"

6. Turned over, there is wood!

You don't know, the old man just sat down in the hall like this, no matter what couplets and poems Cui Xianghong came out, it wouldn't be difficult for him!

In the end, his identity as a master lit up, and even the chess saint Nie Weiping came to call for the old man!

Hey, life can be as awesome as Old Man Lu Nima once, even if you die immediately, it's worth it!"

Lu Yifan looked at He Wen, who was excited like a child, and couldn't help but climb into her coat with his hand along her fragrant shoulder, wantonly playing with her two soft balls.

"My grandfather can say it, you promised him that as long as he wins, he will be able to wear no condom tonight. Lu Yifan bit He Wen's ear and whispered.

He Wen instantly blushed like a monkey's buttocks, lowered her head, and nodded lightly.