The Imperial City of Witch Spirit.

I can't afford to eat a restaurant.

As soon as Zhang Zhonger packed up the tables and chairs, he ushered in a long-lost guest.

Little Grandma.

This witch empress is now in order, and all she needs is the east wind.

For days, she was tired enough.

I was finally able to find time to have a quiet meal today.

As soon as Zhang Zhong'er saw that Grandma Xiaojiao was coming, and she was still alone, she was immediately shocked.

This is his biggest benefactor! Absolute V i P guest of honor, you have to serve well.

"Grandma Jiao, I haven't seen you for a few days, and I miss you this sudden sight. Zhang Zhong'er's mouth was quite sweet, "I'll give you a jar of soju for free today." ”

Empress Lu Jiao immediately smiled and said, "As soon as I arrived at your place, I didn't know why I was in a relaxed mood, so let's go and prepare a few dishes." Today, you invite me to drink, I invite you to eat!"

"Do you still have to separate the dishes?"

"No need. ”

"Okay!" Zhang Zhong'er wiped the table casually, beckoned Empress Lujiao to sit down, and didn't ask her what she wanted to eat, but ran to the back kitchen to get busy.

Soon, several plates of dishes that were completely different from the previous ones were served.

Empress Lujiao seems to have no resistance to the food made by Zhang Zhong'er.

Looking at the dishes in front of him, he couldn't help but purse his delicate red lips and swallow his saliva.

In front of him, Zhang Zhong'er also brought the wine, put it on the table, turned around, and closed the door of the store casually.

Empress Lujiao was stunned, this lonely man and widow ......

"Grandma Xiaojiao, don't get me wrong!" Zhang Zhong'er saw that Empress Lu Jiao's expression was different, "Before you came, I was going to close." The door is closed, and you are eating quietly. ”

Empress Green nodded and said nothing more.

Zhang Zhong'er poured the wine, then sat down in a proper manner, and asked casually: "Grandma Xiaojiao, Lao He, who came with you a few days ago, why hasn't he disappeared in the past few days?"

Of course, Captain He is busy with the spindle, how can he have the leisure to accompany his master out to dinner.

Therefore, Empress Lu Jiao explained: "Lao He has gone to Mobei, and he can't come back for ten days or eight days." ”

After speaking, he raised the wine bowl, politely touched it with Zhang Zhong'er, and drank it all.

After drinking, Empress Lujiao first tasted a few mouthfuls of food, then smiled slightly, and said, "Shopkeeper, you are really not simple!"

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At first glance, such a sentence made Zhang Zhonger very confused.

Until Empress Green Jiao then said in an excited tone: "The three things you said have all been confirmed!"

"The Emperor of Heaven is naturalized, Nuwa Niangniang is in Yunmengchuan, and the human race is preparing to build the Xuanyuan Heavenly Court. ”

"Grandma Xiaojiao doesn't need to praise me, these have nothing to do with me, they all listen to the master. Zhang Zhong'er then understood what Grandma Xiaojiao said, but after a turn of thought, she asked with some doubts: "Grandma Xiaojiao, it seems that you are not an ordinary businessman." ”

"It's only been a few days, and you've verified these three major events. However, these things don't seem to have much to do with your business!"

The green queen was startled, almost thinking that she was going to show her stuffing.

But after quickly calming down, the Green Empress pretended to point upward.

"There has always been no separation between officials and businessmen, and our big customers are all royal eunuchs. Each of these three things is related to the safety of the imperial court and determines the direction of the imperial court's policy, so we have to investigate!"

Zhang Zhong'er suddenly realized and cocked her thumb, "No wonder Grandma Xiaojiao can make such a big business, it's really far-sighted." ”

Empress Green Jiao smiled faintly, "Shopkeeper, your master is really a god! Tell me about your master's whereabouts! He must be a strange man in the legend, and I would very much like to meet him in person and ask about some more important things." I hope you can help, and you will definitely be able to benefit from it then. ”

"At least that's the number. The Empress of Green Jiao raised a white and tender jade finger like an onion.

"A thousand taels of gold?"

"Ten thousand taels of gold. ”

"Ah...... So much!" Zhang Zhong'er rolled her eyes, and suddenly leaned her head towards Empress Lu Jiao with a mysterious expression.

"Grandma Xiaojiao, if Lao He is also there, I really don't dare to say some things. But since you're the only one here today, I might as well tell the truth. ”

"But you must keep your mouth shut, only you know me, God knows. ”

When Empress Lujiao heard the sound, she was overjoyed, hurriedly patted her chest, and swore and said: "Shopkeeper, since you are so relieved of me, I will definitely not tell the second person to know!"

Zhang Zhong'er beckoned to Empress Lujiao to attach her ears.

"Actually, I'm afraid of getting into trouble, so I made up a master......"

"Actually, I don't have a Master. I am the reincarnation of the Emperor of Heaven, but I have lost too many memories, and many people don't know me!"

"Alas...... I, the Emperor of Heaven, am a tiger falling into Pingyang. It stands to reason that Empress Green should be my wife...... But if I want to sleep with her, do I dare to sleep with her casually?"

"I opened this restaurant to wait for her to come, because I know she likes to eat my food......"

......

"Smack!"

Empress Lujiao's whole body was blindfolded, and the chopsticks in her hand fell to the ground. She thought he didn't know anything, who knew he knew everything!

Zhang Zhong'er looked at Grandma Xiaojiao's stunned appearance, and immediately became interested.

"I can remember very clearly what happened with Empress Green......"

"You may not think that she is my first prisoner on the battlefield, and the first person I really like, the relationship between us is the real free love, and she is also the only wife I personally selected. ”

"In my eyes, she is graceful and graceful between her hands and feet, and her appearance is also the highest, and her dancing skills are extraordinary. ”

"If nothing else, my name is her name. Also, she moved too much in bed at night, and many people couldn't stand it, but I enjoyed it. ”

When Empress Green Jiao heard this, her face turned red, but she drank the wine and covered up the past.

But after all, a lonely man and a widow would say such a thing...... If there was no reliable information that could prove that he was the reincarnation of the Emperor of Heaven, he would have made his head move with the words "I want to sleep with her"!

"My delicate wife will get used to snoring when she sleeps at night, this snoring is a nightmare for normal people, but for me, it is the most beautiful music in the world. ”

"Because after the war with the desolate, I fell into the problem of nightmares. However, whenever I had a nightmare, the beautiful snoring of my delicate wife also sounded next to me, which interrupted my nightmare at once, so that I could rest and sleep normally at night......

The more Empress Green listened, the more wrong she became, and she opened her mouth into an O-shape.

Since you, the little shopkeeper reincarnated by the Emperor of Heaven, love me so much, why can't you recognize me when I sit in front of you?

Also, how come I don't know that I still have the habit of snoring when I sleep at night?

"Actually, you don't have to be surprised...... After all, I am the reincarnation of the Emperor of Heaven, and I am very powerful, and I know too many things...... Even if she doesn't want to think about it now, I can figure it out......"

It was the first time that Empress Green Jiao had heard that someone could make her love for a woman so bizarre.

He patted Zhang Zhong'er on the shoulder and teased him:

"Shopkeeper, we're all so acquainted, don't talk nonsense about this kind of fantasy to me. Do you know Empress Green?"

"She's my wife, how could I not know her?" Zhang Zhong'er patted the table, "There is a mole on the center of her little foot, I like to hold her little crispy foot the most, Yingying holds it, it is fragrant and white, beautiful and ......"

Speaking of this, Zhang Zhong'er smiled embarrassedly, "However, my memory has lost a lot, and I can't remember what she looks like." It's called dark under the lights...... But if I see her foot, I know it's her!"

The Empress of Green Jiao tightened her whole body, and subconsciously shrank her feet under the stool.

"You just said that you have great powers, what are you doing with Empress Green Jiao during this time?"

Zhang Zhong'er: "......"

He really didn't know about this, and he never thought about it.

"Okay, okay, since you want to know, I'll do the math for you......" Zhang Zhong'er said and closed his eyes slightly.

After a long time, I suddenly slapped the table in shock!

"Oh no, my delicate wife is in trouble, I have to go into the palace to find her!"

Zhang Zhong'er was so startled, Empress Lujiao blurted out directly: "What disaster is coming?"

"Jiaojiao's wife is ready to lead the eleventh prince who is reincarnated by the eleventh ancestor witch to drive the royal expedition, but the demon emperor has already obtained eleven ancient magic weapons. If she goes, I am afraid that the whole army will be wiped out, and her soul will be scattered! I am afraid that my god clan will also die and lose the country. ”

"Shhh

Empress Green gasped.

I'm glad I came to find him today, otherwise there would really be no place to die!