"Confucian Mathematics Jokes!"

"Dao system body study You Shao!"

Fang Shuang informed each other of their names and disciplines, this is the easiest way to become famous, as long as they perform well in the ring, they will not worry about finding a team after going down.

After all, there are still more dangerous places in the secret realm, and teaming up to farm dungeons is undoubtedly the safest way.

They are still relatively modest, and when some students came to the stage to sign up for the words, there was a large list of embellishments.

Seeing You Shao's tall and sturdy figure, he couldn't help but be stunned, "Brother You is strong, majestic, and his eyebrows are like an abyss.

"It's useless to pat yourself on the back, as soon as you come to the stage, you can count the sound in your ears, let me clean up your Confucianism!" You Shao sneered, mathematics is the most useless subject in the Confucian system, but it is Shabaoer.

joked that he was bitter in his heart, and wanted to admit defeat directly, but Cheng Feng was beaten before, if he surrendered as soon as he came up, then the reputation of mathematics would stink!

Thinking of this, his legs flashed with light, and a pair of blue studded shoes appeared on his feet, and the gems on them glowed strangely from time to time.

This is exactly what his master gave him to "clear the dust and divide the light shoes", the best way to avoid the evil is to run for his life, the treasure of Cheng Feng before is the treasure of Tuiji, which can allow the user to sense the way of escape in the dark.

The two treasures complement each other, and if they are used properly, they can escape when danger comes, but they can be used separately but they are greatly discounted.

Raised his right hand to make a gesture of calculation, and shouted with a straight face: "Come on, don't show your hands today, I'm afraid that all the students will look down on me in mathematics!"

"Pretend!"

You Shao lifted his fist, the light and shadow in his hand flashed, and the fist quickly shot several afterimages in the direction of the joke, each fist shadow had the power of nine bulls, and the wind was like a cannonball, flying forward quickly.

"This You Shao fist shadow is so fierce, it seems that it is the seed player of your Dao system!" Yuan Kong looked at the sword platform and couldn't help but sigh, the Dao system is really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger, and countless geniuses gather.

Li Zhengdao looked proud, "Yes! You Shao is a student of the key class, and his talent is outstanding, even in the entire Dao system, he can rank in the top 20!"

On the field, he joked that he had never seen such a battle, and the gems on his shoes flashed endlessly, and a pair of small white wings grew out of his heels.

The wings were inciting at great speed, joking that there was wind under his feet, and he swooped out several meters away, and the fingers in his hands kept pinching, and then his eyes showed joy.

Jilu!

Yes, he had already pushed the escape route, and he moved with him, quickly shuttling through the shadow of his fist, and shouting, "Come and beat me......!"

Before he could finish speaking, he flew out upside down, his face blue and purple.

It turned out that in the shuttle, he actually followed all the fist shadows without a single left.

You Shao looked at this scene stupidly, the kid just now obviously escaped from the range of the fist shadow, why did he turn back again?

The students in the audience couldn't help but burst into laughter!

"Hahaha~, what kind of operation is this?"

"Show operation, show it to your face!"

"Indeed, with his speed just now, he can completely escape the range of the fist shadow!"

.......

The Confucian side also covered their faces, not knowing what to say!

Lying on the ground, Xiao Yan was speechless in his heart, according to his calculations, the place where he escaped just now was the place of the great murderer, and the box shadow was the great luck, and he had perfectly calculated the way of life in the shadow, why did he end up like this.

It's greasy!

After getting up, he looked at his opponent solemnly, what he learned was the mathematical orthodoxy "I Ching Bagua" in which there are sixty-four hexagrams, deducing the auspicious auspicious, the auspicious will be the fierce, the auspicious will be the fierce, the auspicious will be the evil, the auspicious will be the evil, the auspicious will be the evil, it can be said that the evolution of the world is in this!

You Shao didn't dare to be careless when he saw the joke, the previous competition, the endless moves of the Confucian system, made him remember it vividly, he took a lunge, pulled his right hand sharply, and quickly swung forward, straight to the other party's façade.

The joke was shocked, his hands kept pinching, and after a while, his face showed joy again, and the conclusion he came to based on his repeated deductions was........

Stand still!

"You can't beat me now!" joked that he stroked his hair, pinched his fingers in his right hand, and carried his left hand behind his back, which was quite a master.

Rumble!

That punch hit him in the face without hindrance!

The people on the stage watching were twitching at the corners of their mouths.

Blind "dust-splitting" that baby!

Wen Yuanbo was ashamed and wanted to find a hole to get into! The joke said that the treasure on his feet was something he coveted, and one of the reasons why the math tutor went around blindly telling people hexagrams and had not been hacked to death was because of the credit of "dispelling the dust and separating the light".

However, that joke has such a treasure, even if you only run for your life, you can be invincible, but you believe in your own hexagram.

You Shao was confused, and casually punched in other directions, wanting to confirm his guess.

Sure enough, after the other party saw him swinging his fist, he flew to the side in shock, and the position where he flew was exactly the direction of his fist.

Rumble!

The joke with a nosebleed was hit with a fist again and flew out upside down.

You Shao: "........."

Sure enough, it's the same as he thought, when he used to watch cartoons, there was a setting in it that was 100% empty-handed to receive the white blade, and from the current situation, it seems that the other party's setting is 100% beaten!

In the next battle, no matter which direction You Shao swung his fist, the joke was taken without exception.

Or take it with your face!

Half an hour later, Xiao Yan's head was swollen like a pig's head, with tears in his eyes, and his mouth was scolding, "It's too bullying, you hit it in the face, you are jealous of my prosperous appearance!"

"Uh..... I didn't hit you in the face! you took it well!" You Shao was embarrassed, and he felt like he was bullying a child.

Liu Wenqing, who was constantly ridiculed by the sword cultivator and the monk on the clouds, had green tendons on his head, his teeth straightened, and a muffled thunderous voice sounded in the ears of the joker, "It's really a stupid pig!!!!

"But the hexagram is ......."

"Hexagram your sister!! listen to me!"

The joke had to be resigned, for fear that one more sentence would be torn to pieces.

"Dude, you better admit defeat!" You Shao was a little unbearable.

"I'm the face of math, how can I throw in the towel!"

The rest of the schools are all victories, if the math is defeated, how to say the past!

Especially in the previous tasks, they each made contributions, just he and Cheng Feng have been making soy sauce, although they didn't say anything, but Xiao Yan felt extremely ashamed in his heart.

The credits he gets every time are like a thousand pounds in his hands!

You Shao punched at random in other directions, jokingly resisting impulsiveness, not following the hexagram to "life!" , and plunged into the "dead end", his eyes closed tightly and ready to accept the baptism of his fist.

However, to his surprise, the "dead end" was not attacked!!

Originally, many female students in the audience covered their eyes to leave a gap, and they couldn't bear to see the spirit guy being destroyed, and their jaws dropped when they saw this scene.

Li Wei was speechless, he should have done this a long time ago, the previous fights were in vain, I remember that when Wen Yuanbo was preaching the seven studies of Confucianism and Taoism, he carefully reminded him, he couldn't believe in his calculations too much, sometimes there would be unexpected gains if he did the opposite, this joke is usually a clever ghost, how to compete with a tendon!

It was at this moment that everyone in the Confucian system secretly decided in their hearts that no matter what they said in the future, they couldn't listen to it!

You Shao was stunned, this guy actually got rid of the setting!

After swinging a few punches in a row, all of them hit in different directions, but jokingly said that there is a "dust splitting light shoes" feet are extremely fast, and it is very easy to avoid the opponent's moves, and even when the opponent has not punched, he already knows the location of the punch!

"Good apprentice, this is what mathematics should look like, for the teacher to be optimistic about you!" The mathematics tutor, who had not been known before, immediately came out of the horns and cheered for the apprentice after seeing the performance of the joke.

After that, You Shao's fist shadow roared, and he rushed up directly, fighting in close quarters, his fists were like the wind, and he quickly swung out at a speed invisible to the naked eye.

However, the joke is like a hanging, constantly dodging left and right, perfectly avoiding all attacks, and cooperating with the body, full of elegance, so that the students in the audience can watch it again and again.

"Seeing and hearing the domineering?" Li Wei shouted loudly, this Nima is incredible, before the opponent can punch and joke, he dodges sideways, perfectly avoiding punch after punch!

The king of snamotion was thoughtful and whispered, "I have heard that there are good knowers in heaven and earth, seeking the truth of the world, peeking into the essence, and then casting the true body with Dafa, the way of evolution of heaven and earth is inside, and it can be auspicious and avoid evil, and its descendants can be one step ahead of others in the way of deduction!"

It is easy to deduce what has already happened, but of course this "easy" is just to say that those trivial things will take ordinary effort if they touch the path practitioners.

But for what will happen in the future, he can only vaguely feel the auspiciousness, like the joke, it is rare to be able to accurately predict, and he has only been studying mathematics for a month!

"Could it be that this kid is the descendant of the kind of person you said?" Li was shocked strangely, and no matter how he looked at it, he couldn't tell that the joke looked like a descendant of a big guy.

"No!" said the King of Sassy Words without hesitation, but his eyes kept rolling and he didn't know what he was thinking!

Everyone was a little disappointed, jokingly saying that if they were really the descendants of the big guy, they wouldn't say anything, just go up and hug their thighs.

Li Wei fell into deep thought, he always felt that something was wrong, especially after his strength became stronger and stronger, this feeling became stronger and stronger, and the people around him were either peerless demons with extraordinary talents, or Xun Qing and others with average and unusual talents.

At first glance, they are all third-grade to sixth-grade talents, aside from the magic weapons given by the mentor, their personal strength is several levels higher than that of the students of the same realm, just like Guo Ran before, with the "Four Elephants Life and Death Chess Game", he can draw with Wang Tieying, who became the late Yuan Infant after using the secret method.

Of course, there is an advantage in chess learning, but the last move, "White Tiger Thirsty Killing", really relied on Guo Ran's strength, and its momentum was so great that even the mentor on the stage was amazed.

This is a bit too much to say, you must know that if you want to master the essence of a spell, you must at least use years as a unit of measurement!

And Guo Ran can use it freely in less than a month, you tell me that this is something that an average talent can do?

Now the joke is to calculate the complex and changeable "deduction" so accurately, just now accurately connected the fist, and now accurately avoid the fist, this is something that ordinary people with ordinary talent can do?