"Tonight's reunion is a happy event, and a hundred ghosts gather to show their affection. ”

"The cloudy wind festival is printed in the spring and autumn, and Zhongyuan gathers the crowd to carnival. ”

"Good evening friends and viewers, what you are watching now is the 2020 Zhongyuan Gala that is being broadcast live simultaneously on the comprehensive channel of Difu TV, Difu International Channel, Difu Foreign Language International Channel, and Difu Radio and Television Station. ”

"I'm the host hanged ghost!"

"I'm the host starving ghost!"

"First of all, I would like to invite the supreme executive of the prefecture, our king of Yama, to give a big speech!"

I saw a middle-aged man in a suit who looked a little rich slowly walked to the stage, took the microphone and opened the speech.

"Good evening, everyone, I am your Yama Luoda, first of all, on behalf of all the staff of the prefecture, I wish you all a happy holiday!"

(Applause)

"Looking back on the past year, the prefecture has achieved scientific and standardized management, and at the same time introduced talents from other industries to achieve the goal of vigorous development, completed the 13,521 ten-year plan ahead of schedule, basically solved the problem of ghost stay, and reached a mutually beneficial and win-win cooperative relationship with international friends...... (50,000 words omitted)"

"Of course, there are still many deficiencies, the problem of extradition of wild ghosts abroad has not been solved, the living standards of the ghost people have not improved, and a series of problems such as family fights and fire incidents have really made Ben very heartbroken. ”

"Huh~~"

"Crack!"

"Pull the gates!"

.........

The group of ghosts in the audience expressed their admiration with great satisfaction.

The beautiful music sounded, and King Yama straightened down his sleeves, gently played the guitar in his hand, and opened his huge mouth like a sausage slightly, as if there was a beautiful singing voice that could not wait to output.

"The underworld is good~~~, it's really good!I'm your Yama Da~~~.........."

The subdued and frustrated voice resounded throughout the audience, hitting the hearts of the audience, leaving them with affectionate tears, as if they remembered the inaction in the yang world, and some couldn't help but vomit, probably repenting of the past.

Seeing the intoxicated appearance of the audience, King Yama was moved, sang harder, gently twisted his fat body, and blended with the music.

"Is there a quota down, I'm going to be reincarnated!"

"Ahh.....h

"Doctor, come on! there's a ghost fainting!"

"I'm going to die...."

The song swinged, and there was warm applause immediately after leaving the stage, like a farewell to the departing hero.

Yan Luo looked at the applause of the fans, and was very moved in his heart, he didn't expect them to love this song so much, and some people fainted with excitement.

"It's so enthusiastic!music!

“........”

“.......”

In the end, under the persuasion of King Qin Guang and them after lighting up the magic weapon, King Yama reluctantly walked off the stage!

"Next, King Qin Guang will issue the 1,103,521st Best Ghost Difference Award for everyone!

The hanged man said with his long tongue out.

King Qin Guang and King Yama are on the contrary, with thin figures, soft and angular faces, and golden eyes, just like a literati.

"I won't beep any more, and the shortlisted for this year's Best Ghost Difference Award are: Wang Zitong of Chaoyang District, Beijing Province, Ma Guoming, Beihu District, Qinghai-Tibet Province, and Li Wei, Jingjiang District, Sichuan-Chongqing Province. ”

"The winner of this year's Best Ghost Difference Award is .........," Qin Guangwang said as he changed his card and lost his taste

"Before announcing it, this king also wants to sing a song!" As soon as the painting style changed, King Qin Guang suddenly said.

"Fuck your uncle! I've put up with you for a long time!"

"I'm so drunk!"

“........”

Every year, the festival drags on like this, and the ghosts in the audience have already endured enough, throwing all kinds of mineral water bottles and all kinds of shoes over.

"Don't get so excited, I'm just setting the mood up. King Qin Guang said in a dodge left and right.

"The winner of this year's Best Ghost Poor Award is Li Wei of Jingjiang District, Sichuan and Chongqing Province!"

The stage master cooperated very well to shine the light on a mediocre-looking young man.

..............

My name is Li Wei, died in the fifteenth year of Jiajing in the Ming Dynasty, because of his merits in the world, he was named a ghost by the lord of the city god after his death.

This is the 436th time I've participated in this dog's day carnival, okay, I used the wrong word, I shouldn't use these two words to praise this festival, whether it's hiding in the bed and reading novels or looking for friends to drink upset, I have to come here to watch the show.

No!

Neither!

It's so mandatory!

Every active prefectural staff member must participate, and those who take leave without reason will be deducted 1 point of merit!

What is the concept of 1 point of merit, it is more precious than the best spirit stone in the fantasy novel of the yang world!

I think I worked hard and saved 21 merits in the past 436 years, some of which were obtained by the "Daming Fenghua" family who was called to participate in the rush event.

The ghost cha sounds like a tall man, but in fact he is a younger brother, how many heroes and heroes in China for five thousand years, how many emperors and generals, most of them are serving in the underworld after death, and those heroes who founded the country disdain to be at the mercy of others, so they built their own families.

These male lords all have the luck of the human race, and they have strong soldiers and fierce generals, even the high-level of the underworld must be afraid of three points, of course, their existence also strengthens the strength of the underworld and is out of the control of the heavenly court.

Before the king of Yama said that the fight, is by the Cao family to establish the "Wei Wu Chunqiu" family and the Sima family to establish the "Jin Yi Wushuang" between the battle, these two families have a deep feud in the sea of blood to destroy the country, three months ago the Cao family suddenly attacked the Sima family, the Sima family was caught off guard, and hurriedly asked for help from the Liu family of the "prosperous Han Dynasty", Liu Bang, the son of the Han Dynasty, has always been angry about the Cao family stealing the Han family in the yang, and did not hesitate to join the battle, and the "Wei Wu Chunqiu" was defeated and retreated, and finally there was no way for the Cao family to ask for help from the "first Qin Emperor" to win the family........

In the end, it evolved into a phenomenon of various families fighting, and even a small character like me was ordered by "Daming Fenghua" to join the battle group.

There is no way that the families have a hatred for destroying the country with each other, and the unity is the most basic strategic policy between the families, so they have fought for hundreds of thousands of years and no one has got rid of anyone, except for the "Yuandu Zhongtong", after all, its enemies are all dynasties.

In the end, it intensified, and the high-level ten halls of the underground mansion, Yama Luo, came forward to be a peacemaker, and the old man suppressed this fight.

Thinking back to that day, I bravely lurked in the rear, roaring hard to cheer everyone on, and at the same time preventing the opposite side from sneaking up on the rear of our army.

Everyone threw contempt when they heard my cheers.... No, I was relieved by the compliment, I couldn't help but be so happy to give to the ghost.

It seems that General Chang Yuchun also felt my enthusiasm and kicked me with his foot like a couple fighting, but he didn't control his strength to kick me away, and praised me with sweet words, telling me to get out of ......

Hey, the leader's care is always so subtle, I know that he must be afraid that I can't stand my throat, so he let me leave

I couldn't live up to the care of the leader, so I squatted down and shrunk into a ball and slowly rowed away.........

The envious eyes of the soldiers in front of him were overflowing, after all, there are few people who can have such "intimate" contact with my founding general of the Ming Dynasty.

While I was enjoying the glory of the past, I suddenly heard my name read on stage!

what?

Best Hell?!

I was actually on the shortlist! No, in previous years, the list was all the second generation of officials who were predetermined, how could it be my turn, could it be that my parents hid their identity as big guys.

No, I sent them to reincarnation!

There is a conspiracy

Inadvertently glanced at Qin Dada, I had a DJ The corners of his mouth went up, a typical bad guy look

"The winner of this year's Best Ghost Poor Award is Li Wei of Jingjiang District, Sichuan and Chongqing Province!"

Show one’s true colors in the end

Yes, the prefectural government has recently piloted the anti-corruption campaign to promote honesty and build a new style, and the biggest promoter of this activity is Qin Dada.