The song "Lovelorn Front Alliance" made the girls in the class instantly active.

This song is very cheerful, with a strong sense of rhythm, and the dance choreographed by Xu Yiyang for everyone is not difficult, so everyone is very devoted, and they quickly fell in love with this very magical Internet celebrity dance.

Tong Yuewei came to Gu Sijia, and was speechless when she saw Xu Yiyang taking them to dance.

She never dreamed that Xu Yiyang, the treasure boy in her mind, would have so many advantages that she hadn't discovered.

So, like a little fan girl, she held her chin with both hands, and looked at Xu Yiyang with an obsessive face, her two eyes were faster, more accurate, and brighter than the chasing lights on the stage!

When the dance practice was almost over, Chen Meng called Xu Yiyang and said, "Brother Xu, the hotel and KTV are booked, you and your sister-in-law should hurry up and come to dinner first." ”

Xu Yiyang said: "Okay, which hotel?"

Chen Meng said: "As for the Cantonese restaurant where my sister-in-law went to eat on the day she had a fever, I'll be the east today, don't grab the bill with me." ”

Xu Yiyang smiled: "Okay, but there are two more people tonight." “

Chen Meng smiled: "I know, isn't it the deputy squad leader and her girlfriend who has a crush on you, I booked a big box, and eight more people will be fine." ”

Xu Yiyang said, "Okay, then we'll go over later." ”

"Hurry up, we're all here. ”

Xu Yiyang greeted the girls and said, "Everyone, let's end here today, it's not too early, everyone should be busy, eat and eat, rest and rest, and continue tomorrow." ”

Everyone thanked Xu Yiyang one after another, and then packed up their things and left the classroom one after another.

Xu Yiyang beckoned Shen Lele, Gu Sijia and Tong Yuewei to go to the off-campus restaurant for dinner together.

Tong Yuewei replied shyly: "Xu Yiyang, I didn't expect you to dance and choreograph!

Xu Yiyang smiled and said, "This is nothing at all, don't take it seriously." ”

After speaking, he changed the topic and said, "Sing together at night, Sijia told you, right?"

"Uh-huh!" Tong Yuewei nodded excitedly and said, "I'm with Sijia, so I won't disturb your party, right?"

"No, no, no. ”

Xu Yiyang waved his hand, and secretly thought in his heart, Sijia doesn't bother, you bother.

But of course, he still said with a smile on his face: "Come out to play, of course, the more people there are, the happier you are." ”

Tong Yuewei nodded and said with a smile: "Sijia and I will invite you back another day!"

She is now unwilling to let go of any opportunity to meet Xu Yiyang, even if it is a gathering with a lot of people.

Xu Yiyang didn't take it to heart, and directly took the three girls out of school and went to the restaurant where Chen Meng and they had been waiting for a long time.

At the dinner table, Xu Yiyang mentioned to Chen Meng about cross talk.

Chen Meng looked confused after hearing this: "Brother, I haven't said cross talk when I'm so old......"

Xu Yiyang waved his hand: "It's okay, it's relatively simple to praise it, it's nothing more than a well-hmm-hey-hey, it's definitely no problem if you're smart." ”

In fact, it is said that the praise of cross talk is the real test of skill.

However, most of the jokes really don't need to be praised with too high technical content.

After hearing this, Chen Meng relaxed a little, and asked again: "What are we talking about? How about "Thief Company"? "Universe Brand Cigarettes" seems to be quite good!"

Xu Yiyang said: "Let's not say what others have said, I'll write a paragraph myself, and you will say it according to the words when the time comes." ”

"You wrote it yourself?" Chen Meng asked in surprise: "Brother Xu, do you still have this ability?"

Zhao Xin couldn't help asking: "Lao Xu, you can also write cross talk?"

Tong Yuewei said proudly: "What is it to write cross talk, Xu Yiyang can also choreograph!"

Tong Yuewei's expression was very arrogant when she said this, as if Xu Yiyang was her boyfriend.

Xu Yiyang was already indifferent to Tong Yuewei's nymphomaniac, so he naturally filtered out her words, and said to Chen Meng: "Anyway, you don't have to worry about this matter, I'll write the words out in the past two days, and then let's take a time, touch each other, pair a pair, basically it's almost the same, when the organizing committee audits, we will go up and say according to the words, it is best to pass, and it is easy to worry if you can't pass us, and I have a good relationship with the class guide." ”

When Chen Meng heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "That's simple, I'll listen to you." ”

Xu Yiyang nodded, already thinking in his heart about which part of Guo Degang he should say when the time comes.

Guo Degang has too many classic cross talks, including traditional cross talk, innovative cross talk, and many cross talks derived from Internet hotspots and Internet jokes.

Traditional cross talk is more troublesome, especially with allegro, commentary, Peking Opera, drums and even Taiping lyrics, Xu Yiyang appreciates it, but if he comes, he really can't come.

Therefore, I can only find a more suitable one from Guo Degang's cross talk.

The first thing Xu Yiyang thought of was the paragraph "My College Life" that Guo Degang and Xu Deliang said at Yenching University, but if you think about it carefully, most of the paragraphs he has there are written from the perspective of a school graduate.

From the perspective of saving time and effort for himself the most, he immediately passed this paragraph in his heart.

Subsequently, he thought about it and finally thought of a suitable one.

Guo Degang's "I want to travel" in my word series.

This cross talk is one of the more classic ones in Guo Degang's series.

The most important thing is that this paragraph has no identity background, and anyone can say it.

For example, many of Guo Degang's cross talks have identity backgrounds, such as "Dream of the Western Expedition", the synopsis of the story is a good-for-nothing middle-aged man who dreams of going to the United States to help Bush fight terrorists, if it is a middle-aged man who has been married, there is no problem, and there is no sense of disobedience, but for an eighteen-year-old young man, it is not suitable.

For another example, "My Life", the story mainly tells about his past failures and the absurd situation he is encountering now, which is not suitable for eighteen-year-old young people.

As for "Uncovering the Tile", "Buying Noodle Tea", "Asking Wife and Offering Children" and the like, it is even more unsuitable for young people.

However, the paragraph "I want to travel" is too appropriate.

Because, in the paragraph, there is no obvious identity background, and there is no obvious age group, the main line is the witty story of the funny travel everywhere in the country, not only the content is interesting, but also many well-known tourist attractions and tourism characteristics at home and abroad, also brought in for comedy creation, these familiar place names can well mobilize the audience's sense of substitution, which is very suitable.

Moreover, the laughter in this paragraph is very good, and all kinds of classic baggage in it are continuous.

For example, say MSN as S-M;

For example, Hong Kong's "bikini" park;

For example, the Dai people are said to be the Dei people;

There is also a joke about copying ancient paintings, old ancient paintings are sold to foreigners who like Chinese culture in the antique market, but foreigners buy them back and come to them, saying why do you panic when it rains on a cloudy day......

And the most famous of these is the joke of the folk dance.

Funny said that when he arrived in Yungui, someone stopped him and asked him if he watched the national dance, and he said disdainfully: "The national dance? ”

The other party asked him again, have you ever seen a folk dance without clothes?

At this time, he suddenly had a huge brain circuit, and asked the other party: "Don't wear clothes? You don't wear clothes, I know what nationality you are?"

It can be said that this show has three sentences and a paragraph, five sentences and a burden, and there are constant jokes.

If this kind of cross talk can be performed well, the rhythm is grasped, and nothing big mistakes can be made, the effect of the scene must be very explosive.

Xu Yiyang is also a tightrope, I don't dare to say that I can give full play to the skills of the class master, but it is not a big problem to play six or seven percent, such a good book, with a six or seven percent play, the effect is already very good.

As for the praise, Chen Meng himself is more humorous, although he has never acted in cross talk, but he has the general advantages of compatriots in the Northeast: a sense of humor and the ability to speak, so I believe that when the time comes, he will definitely get started quickly.

Such a high-quality "original" language program, at least in university performances, should not be able to find a second one, and it should not be a problem to pass the review.

The class director said that he should strive for a program that can finally pass the review, the cross talk should be stable, Gu Sijia and their modern dance are not only good-looking, but also very brainwashing, and it should be no problem for such a show to pass the final review.

Since this performance is a whole school participation, a class can't choose a show on average, so if you can choose two in your class, your class leader should be considered to have completed the task.

As for whether Shen Lele's solo can pass, Xu Yiyang has no bottom in his heart, he hasn't heard Shen Lele sing, and he doesn't know how she sings.

However, if I go to KTV and listen to her sing two songs, I can basically hear a rough idea.