Chapter 233: Instigation
"Come, from now on, we will be brothers in the dormitory, we will share blessings and difficulties, cheers!" He Rui said, raised his wine glass, touched with everyone, and drank it all.
Soon a case of beer bottomed out, and He Rui shouted for a case again. Except for Zhang Dong, the three of them were all drunk to death, He Rui was even more strange, he had to pull the boss lady to worship, but the boss couldn't pull it.
"I don't care, sister, today I just want to bow to you, let's go, let's kowtow!" He Rui said staggeringly.
"What are you doing here, young man, are you alright?" said the proprietress patting He Rui's head.
"Boss, I'm sorry, my buddy has a bit of a problem with his brain, retarded, mentally retarded, do you understand?" Zhang Dong pointed to He Rui's head and said.
The proprietress and the boss nodded as if they didn't understand, Zhang Dong knocked He Rui unconscious, and he was honest, "Xingzai, Zhao Xiong, come and put this grandson in the car." ”
Zhao Xiong and Xingzi also drank a lot, staggered over, picked up He Rui, and walked out of the restaurant.
Zhang Dong paid the bill and chased him out, only to find that the three grandsons had all fallen to the ground and fell asleep. Zhang Dong shook his head, stuffed them into the car one by one, and drove towards the dormitory.
When he got to the bottom of the dormitory, Zhang Dong spent 150 yuan, hired three classmates, and brought the three grandsons to the dormitory, but the three grandsons began to vomit as soon as they came up, and Zhang Dong threw them into the toilet without any choice.
After He Rui vomited, he hugged a toilet bowl and said, "Xiaoli, I love you, kiss!"
Zhang Dong almost threw up, hurriedly pushed out this place of right and wrong, took a towel to the bathroom to take a comfortable bath, and returned to the bedroom to sleep.
When Zhang Dong woke up the next day and went to the toilet to shout, he found that the three grandsons were lying on the ground horizontally, and they really slept in the toilet all night.
Zhang Dong stepped forward and kicked them up, kicked them awake, and pretended to be surprised and said, "Why are you sleeping in the toilet?"
"What, I'm in the toilet?" He Rui looked around in a panic, and said with a sad face: "It's over, my He Rui's first life is over." ”
Zhang Dong was very curious, if he told him about holding the toilet last night, he would have committed suicide by jumping off the building.
"Damn, how could I be in the toilet!" Xingzi also came over and said in surprise.
"Do I remember when I went out for a drink last night, I can't remember what happened after that, by the way, Zhang Dong, why are you in the dormitory and we are in the bathroom?" Zhao Xiong asked.
I couldn't see that this kid was quite smart, Zhang Dong casually made up a reason and said: "I also drank too much last night, and when I came back, I fell asleep, it seems that He Rui pulled you out to shout, you didn't come back, I drank too much and didn't care, and I slept until this morning." ”
"Wow, it turned out to be a good thing that your kid did, beat him!" Xingzi yelled and suppressed He Rui, and Zhao Xiong also came over and pressed He Rui to the ground and beat him.
"Don't slap your face! Don't slap your face!" He Rui desperately covered his head and curled up his body, it seems that this kid has been beaten a lot, and he has gained experience.
Zhang Dong took advantage of their inattention, and also went up and kicked twice, and when he saw that the fight was almost over, he said: "Now the time is almost up, everyone is about to get up, you stinky to death, hurry up and take a bath! Don't be seen by others, this face will be embarrassed." ”
Xingzi and Zhao Xiong's brother He Rui got up and went to the bathroom with a cold snort. He Rui glanced at Zhang Dong gratefully and said, "Boss, you are still good to me, those two turtle grandsons are too dark." ”
"Okay, let's go, hurry up and take a shower, it stinks!" Zhang Dong said while covering his nose.
He Rui nodded and ran towards the bathroom. Zhang Dong laughed out loud at this time, this He Rui is really stupid, he was sold by Zhang Dong, not to mention, but also helped Zhang Dong count the money.
The three of them took a shower and went back to the dormitory playfully. "Since there's nothing to do in the afternoon, let's go to the school and see if there are any beautiful women to hook up with. He Rui said with a smile.
"I think your ultimate goal is to hook up with beautiful women!" Zhao Xiong said with a blank look at He Rui.
"Hey, hey, yes, don't tell you not to go!" He Rui said with a smile.
"I'm not going. Zhao Xiong waved his hand, picked up the comic and read it.
"You said you weren't here for real, what did you mean by reading comics every day, but there are a lot of girls waiting for you outside! Those long legs, big breasts, and big ass are not much better than your comic books, it's really unproductive. He Rui instigated.
"You don't come, don't you see what I look like? If you want to have a face without a face, if you want a figure without a figure, the key is that you don't have money, which girl can look at me blindly?" Zhao Xiong said angrily.
Zhang Dong nodded silently, Zhao Xiong is really the kind of person who is thin and small, weak, and looks sorry for the audience, and he uses it to buy comics with a little money, Zhang Dong can't look down on him if he is a girl.
"Uh... You do have Zhang Dong a little bit of that, but it doesn't matter, flirting with sisters, focusing on that flirtatious word, if you don't flirt with you, how do you know that people don't look down on you, right?" He Rui said with a hippie smile.
"You seem to have a point. He Rui closed the book and pondered.
He Rui was overjoyed and continued: "That's right, maybe which MM will take a fancy to you?
Zhao Xiong looked at Xingzai, and immediately became confident, and said, "Okay, I'll go with you!"
"He Rui, your uncle, where do I look stumbling, I and my girlfriend are called childhood sweethearts, and the two have no guesses. Xingzi said angrily.
"Okay, okay, don't mention your little, boss, are you going?" asked He Rui.
"Okay, I'm going to have fun with you, but I'm not going to flirt with my sister. Zhang Dong said.
"Hey, hey, we all understand, Xingzi, what about you?" asked He Rui.
Xingzai quickly shook his head, "No, I can't be sorry for my Fluttershy. Fluttershy is Stars' girlfriend, and she and Stars have been in the same class from elementary school to high school, but they have separated from each other in college, but their relationship has always been good.
"What's sorry, I'm sorry, I just let you flirt with my sister, and I didn't let you do it, what do you want! Not to mention that your Fluttershy isn't in our school, can she know what you're doing?" He Rui said angrily.
Xingzi thought about it and agreed. "Okay, I'll go with you, but let's talk about it first, it's just a flirtatious girl. ”
"Okay, don't talk nonsense, even if it's up to you, do you dare to go, let's go, let's go, it's over in a while, the girls have run away with others!" He Rui shouted and pushed the three of them out of the dormitory, hooked his foot, and closed the door of the dormitory.