400 Comedy Rhinoceros

"Come on!" said Rama, pretending to be a saddle, and turned back to Liu Wei.

Liu Wei sat up with the fat in his arms, and Rama sat close to the elephant's head and touched the elephant's ears to control the direction of travel.

It can be seen that the Asian elephant has established some kind of tacit understanding with Rama, and he knows what Rama means with every movement, and carries them to the meadow according to Rama's wishes.

The feeling of sitting on an elephant is somewhat similar to the feeling of sitting on a camel, unhurried, unhurried, and swaying, which is very suitable for people who like rural life.

The elephant was not moving slowly, after all, the block was there, and in less than half an hour, it reached the grass mentioned by Rama.

At a glance, the grass is dense, and there are many places in the field of vision where the grass tips are swinging, and I don't know if it is caused by animal activity or driven by the wind?

Rama lifted the signal receiver and told the elephant to go inside, but within a few steps, the weeds had already touched Liu Wei's feet, at least more than two meters.

Rama received the signal while pointing to the grass next to the elephant and said, "Elephant grass is one of the favorite foods of rhinos!"

Liu Wei faced the live broadcast room and said: "Brothers, the elephant grass that Rama refers to is what we call it in China, which is easy to scratch hands, but for livestock, especially cattle, it is a very delicious food!"

"I know this, when I was a child, I liked to pinch between my thumb and index finger to play, tear a little bit, pull it down, and fly out!"

"I've played it too!"

"The memories of the post-90s generation!"

Liu Wei looked at the barrage and observed the surroundings, several flower deer popped up and tilted their heads curiously to look at Liu Wei.

Liu Wei's arrival did not disturb them, and after they saw Liu Wei leave, they buried their heads and graze.

A short walk on, a Malayan bear stood up and followed the elephant with its eyes.

The audience recognized the Malayan bear at a glance, the pattern on its chest was so obvious that the Malayan bear made a deep impression on the audience during the expedition in the Western Ghats.

Liu Wei smiled: "In the dry season, there is a shortage of food, and the large area of grassland has become a canteen for many wild animals, and not only that, but it will also attract some top predators, such as Bengal tigers!"

Drip ~ drip ~ drip ~

As soon as Liu Wei finished speaking, Rama turned around excitedly and looked at the signal receiver in his hand, "There is a signal, Cook is moving around!"

Based on the prompt on the signal receiver, Rama prompts the elephant in the direction it is heading.

Passing through the dense meadow, a swamp appeared, and between the swamp and the meadow there was a small clearing with some dwarf trees growing.

A strong rhinoceros is hovering next to a small tree, as if brewing something?

Rama asked the elephant to stop and keep a certain distance.

Adult males are temperamental, temperamental, and sometimes provoke smaller and juvenile Asian elephants, both of which are large in tonnage, but rhinos have rarely been able to take advantage of rhinos in the history of fights with Asian elephants.

In order to avoid a conflict between the elephant and the rhinoceros, Rama also did not want her two best friends to have a friction, so she told the elephant to stop.

Elephants have lived with humans since childhood, so they naturally listen to Rama, and his other friend, Cook, is a complete troublemaker in the wild all year round.

Rama happily pointed to the adult male rhinoceros who behaved strangely and introduced: "Liu Wei, it is Cook, a very strong male rhinoceros!"

Liu Wei saw the radio collar Cook was wearing around his neck and immediately understood what was going on.

The live broadcast phone can clearly capture Cook.

Cook was very large, and his whole body was covered in folded armor with many bulging bags on the armor, and his whole body looked round and fleshy.

It didn't feel Rama approaching at the moment, and pointed its butt at Liu Wei and them, and its two hind legs alternately lifted the yellow-brown soil under its feet, and its ass twisted and twisted, which looked very comedy.

"What is it going to do?"

"What a big ass!"

"This ass twisting thief is energetic!"

"I seem to feel bad!"

“......”

Liu Wei could see at a glance what Cook was trying to do, because the soil it was kicking was not normal soil, but manure that had accumulated all year round.

He didn't prompt the audience, let the audience guess for themselves, and they were greeted with surprises after a while.

In less than half a minute, section by arm-sized brown poop was pulled out of Cook's ass.

One pull is a whole lot.

"Groove Groove Groove ......"

"Huh~, my mom, it's disgusting!"

"Is there a brother to try it, it's still hot!"

"This is a flavorful live broadcast room, I slipped away first!"

"Hahaha, who said Cook's ass was twisting and twisting?

Liu Wei watched the audience's reaction and secretly smiled.

"MMP, Ah Wei, do you know it's going to poop?"

"Definitely know, deliberately not telling us, disgusting us!"

"Anchor, you actually treat fans like this, ╯^╰, angry, can't coax!"

Liu Wei smiled and said: "Brothers, you are too exaggerated! It's just a poop, and people also have to poop, which is all physiological needs."

However, rhinos usually use feces and spray urine to establish their territory, and sometimes they pile up poop up to half a metre high!"

"Can you stop talking about it?

"Hahaha, the female fan exploded!"

"I've vomited, what about you~"

The audience is discussing.

Cook suddenly sprayed urine twice, like a high-pressure water gun, "Zizi~" squirted out two water jets from his crotch.

Liu Wei was already laughing from ear to ear, saying what to say, and the audience in the live broadcast room began to buckle the barrage and collectively crusade against Liu Wei.

"Alright, brothers, calm down, I'll take you up to see this twenty-five-year-old rhinoceros up close!" Liu Wei hurriedly opened the topic.

He put forward his thoughts to Rama, and Rama's first reaction was to shake his head and refuse, "Liu Wei, it's too dangerous, this season, rhinos will fight for territory, the place where water and grass are abundant is the place that all rhinos yearn for, friction may occur here every day, and now the male rhinoceros is no less irritable than during the mating period!"

Liu Wei agrees with Rama's analysis that an adult Indian rhinoceros will eat at least 100kg of food every day, which is an astonishing amount of food, and it is very likely that rhinos will fight with each other for obtaining food-rich territory, and the loser will naturally leave obediently.

According to Rama's analysis, there must be other rhinos in the meadow, and the fight will be imminent, so Cook should always be in a state of flux against the invaders, including his own temper.

However, Liu Wei still wanted to try, but he couldn't satisfy the audience's appetite from a distance, nor could he satisfy his own appetite.

"Rama, I've been flowing with wild Asian elephants in the montane rainforests of the Western Ghats, and I know how to get in touch with the larger beasts, so trust me!" Liu Wei mentioned.

Rama certainly knows how powerful wild Asian elephants are, the rhinoceros can only be said to be a younger brother in front of adult wild Asian elephants, and the mountain rainforests of the Western Ghats have the largest herd of wild Asian elephants in the world, and Liu Wei's ability to safely contact them speaks to his ability.

Rama was silent for a moment, lost in thought, he had to keep Liu Wei safe.

After thinking for a moment, he replied, "I'll go with you!" Cook has a good impression of me!"

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