Chapter 40: Lin Tianming was crying!
Lu Yifan: "I accidentally received a driving video shared by a netizen on the Internet, this time it's a hospital-themed one!
After experiencing the last Zhang Ye and Ma Nuo videogate incident, netizens already know that Lu Yifan's Weibo must have a deep meaning.
The media also ran to watch like flies smelling carrion, waiting for Lu Yifan's video to make headlines.
"What benefits does Brother Long Tao have to give us?"
"Whose is it this time?"
"Kazakh, Zhang Ye, Zhu Ye?"
"It can't be Lin Tianming's, right?"
"Don't talk upstairs! Lin Tianming doesn't even have a girlfriend, where did he get the driving video!"
However, as soon as the video was released, everyone was shocked!
I saw that in the video shared by Lu Yifan, Lin Tianming was doing that kind of thing with a young lady in the hospital with his nose!
The most bizarre thing is that Lin Tianming in the video is farting in his mouth and spraying Xiang, and in the end, the young lady couldn't bear it anymore, and gave Ding Ding on the girl's nose a stick to scorch!
"it! This video simply blinds my kryptonite eyes!"
"This ...... Why did Lin Tianming's Ding Ding run up his nose? Why did his ass run up his mouth?"
"Damn, I'm eating! Why did I see such a disgusting video!"
"Oh my God, I can't believe that Lin Tianming is actually this kind of person!"
"233333, Tintin was actually scorched!"
"Heheda, I say that I am a bad artist, so what does this Lin Tianming say when he calls Miss in the hospital? What is this not a bad artist?"
"Lin Tianming simply ruined my three views!"
Netizens were shocked!
The media were shocked!
Lin Tianming's fans were also shocked one by one!
Why did his idol suddenly become such an ugly monster?
Where is that handsome and extraordinary, singing voice, humble and polite handsome man?
Spicy eyes, woody and !!
As soon as the video was released, everyone's eyes immediately focused on Lin Tianming from Lu Yifan's side!
Fans are called an eyebrow!
Didn't you spray me before?
See how we fight back!!
"All fans follow the rhythm!Lin Tianming doesn't have a little Dingding!!"
"Lin Tianming doesn't have a little Dingding!!"
"Lin Tianming doesn't have a little Dingding!!"
"Lin Tianming doesn't have a little Dingding!!"
"Lin Tianming doesn't have a little Dingding!!"
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Lin Tianming looked at the comments of Lu Yifan's fans and netizens under his Weibo "Lin Tianming has no little Dingding!!", his face was first red and then green, and then became white and white, like a special rainbow, one color for a while!
"Lu Yifan, your uncle's !! me @¥%@&¥......"
When Lin Tianming was abusing in front of the computer, Lu Yifan's Weibo had a new movement!
"Ahem, that fake driving video just now is really spicy to everyone's eyes, I just want to prove that someone is a bad artist.
What do you say about this next video...... Don't look at the buddies who are eating......
I really didn't know that Lin Tianming still had such a strange hobby, he actually ......
Burst...... See for yourself!"
What hobbies?
How disgusting is it?
Why can't people who eat watch?
The more Lu Yifan said this, the more curious everyone became.
Click on that video, and when you look at it, everyone is not only shocked!
Don't want to be disgusted!
But in the video, Lin Tianming has a large plate of Xiang in front of him, and it seems that the Xiang of three animals is mixed together!
"It's disgusting! But in order to cure the disease, I have to eat it! Aunt Liu, you bring me coriander and vinegar, and I want to mix these medicines...... What's the matter, what kind of medicine is it, it's Xiang, eat it together!"
Then, Lin Tianming began to eat with coriander and vinegar!
After eating, Lin Tianming muttered: "Hey, it doesn't seem to taste as bad as I imagined......"
Netizens spit out the overnight meals one by one!
Why is this special Xiang and so fragrant?
It's wonderful!
Sick!
Monster bar!
"Really, I've never been disgusted by any artist, and today this Lin Tianming is really disgusting to me!"
"This ...... This...... This simply subverts my three views!"
"Paralyzed, I'm laughing to death! It's the first time I've seen Xiang and coriander and vinegar!"
No matter how you die, our fans can bear it...... But who can bear that you like to eat sho !!"
on major media sites.
"The Voice Dark Horse Contestant Lin Tianming Was Exposed to the Hospital Looking for a Miss, and Was Exposed to Have a Quirk of Eating Xiang" - Penguin News.
"Shocked! The well-known artist Lin Tianming actually has this disgusting hobby that makes countless fans lose their fans!" - UC News.
"Outrageous hobby! Lin Tianming actually loves to put coriander in this kind of thing!" - post the headlines.
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Lin Tianming looked at the comments of netizens and the headlines of major news websites, and received 100 million critical damage points in his heart!
The streaming out of Yuxiang's video is simply a fatal blow to his career as an artist!
Even if you take (harmonious) drugs, prostitute (harmonious) prostitution, or cheat in marriage, as long as you develop a development and admit your mistakes, brain-dead fans will forgive you.
But who will forgive you if Nima eats Xiang?
Who's dream lover and Prince Charming wouldn't have such quirks!
No matter how Lin Tianming explained, it was a medicine primer prescribed to him by the old Chinese medicine doctor, everyone would only think that he was talking nonsense!
Not to mention that he can't say yet.
Because of the mouth of the buttocks, it would be even worse if the thing about Tintin running to the nose was spread!
The angry Lin Tianming held back the fire in his belly, ran to the Internet and began to scold Lu Yifan angrily!
Lin Tianming: "Lu Yifan, you are a bad artist, beating people, spraying bigwigs in the entertainment industry, and you still don't apologize!
Lu Yifan: "You have eaten Xiang." ”
Lin Tianming: "You have unspoken rules for female players, and you force others to do things you don't want to do!"
Lu Yifan: "You have eaten Xiang." ”
Lin Tianming: "You don't respect fans, and you scold netizens!"
Lu Yifan: "Oh...... You've eaten Xiang. ”
Lin Tianming: "Your sister's! Don't keep mentioning this stubble if you have the ability!!"
Lu Yifan: "Well, yes, your Ding Ding was cut off by electric scorching." ”
Lin Tianming: "I@¥¥#!@()*%%...... (10,000 swear words omitted here)"
When netizens saw the conversation between Lu Yifan and Lin Tianming, they all burst into laughter!
"If I don't adapt to the water and soil, I will obey the great gods!"
"Lin Tianming, who doesn't have dirty words, cry dad and call mother!"
"It's scary to be cultured!"
"I give 82 points for this wave of operations, and the remaining 18 points, I will give you back in the form of 666!"
"On scaring people, who have we ever served?"
"Lin Tianming is simply no-zuo-no-die!"
Lu Yifan smiled arrogantly in front of the computer.
Sample!
Want to diss me?
When my brother was scared, you were still a little tadpole!