Chapter 439: The Badger Who Teaches Righteousness
"Hiss~...... It hurts, it hurts!"
Without waiting for the stunned old Han Tou to explore how this "special guest" became a younger brother and sister, a pig's head was pulled behind him by Wang An's ears.
"What the hell, go away for Lao Tzu!"
Wang Anqiao's face was slightly cold, and he glared at a salted fish fiercely, and then stretched out his hand generously, and smiled at the dazed Han Daxia: "Brother Han, right? Hello, my name is Wang An." Just call me Xiao An!"
"Uh~Suck Slip~"
Old Han sucked his mouth inexplicably, and he didn't know if it was saliva or something indescribable, and Wang An's smile was slightly stiff. waited until he was busy wiping his mouth, and was about to stretch out his hand, but he quickly retracted his hand and wiped it with a tissue, and then held Wang An's little hand.
"Hehe, hello Sister Xiao An! I watched this live broadcast of you and Gu Lang, your climbing skills are really amazing, teach me if you have the opportunity!"
"Of course, no problem!"
Wang Anqiao smiled, tilted his head slightly and smiled: "Brother Han wants to learn, I'll give you a twenty percent discount!"
"Puff~"
There was the laughter of a salted fish behind him, the expression of the old Han Tou froze on his face, the image of the fairy in his heart collapsed, and the image of a certain wealth fan was laughing wildly.
"Bang bang bang!"
There was a knocking sound from the helicopter behind several people, and a pilot was impatiently knocking on the glass in the driver's seat, shouting outside: "It's time to settle the bill, buddy!"
"Cough~" A certain Han silently withdrew his hand, his eyes were confused, and then his face changed, and he suddenly bypassed Wang An, ran to the side of the road and vomited.
"Hmmm......"
Wang An frowned, tilted his head slightly and glanced at a pilot through the glass. Just as the latter was about to speak, he suddenly turned around and shouted with a blank face: "Qiqi, Qiqi, where have you been?"
"Watzefak~ Do you want to take the Overlord machine?"
A pilot began to unbuckle his front seat belt and kicked the left cabin door down. I only heard a bang, and there was another door next to the plane that was horizontal on the side of the road. Wang Ping, who had just crawled back to the side of the road with a pot of water, was stunned on the spot, very curious about how the plane flew into the sky.
Gu Lang remembered the phone call he received before, and probably understood why Chen Bai would deliberately explain that he had to wait. On the one hand, he wanted to hold him back, and on the other hand, it was estimated that Lao Han was shy.
"I'll come, how much?"
A certain pilot, who had already jumped off the plane and was about to fight, was stunned when he heard this, and immediately changed his smile, rubbed his hands and smiled: "A total of 800 Australian dollars, thank you!"
"Walter?"
A certain salted fish, who was about to turn around to get his wallet, paused, turned to look at him and said angrily: "What are you kidding? We only take 200 yuan in Melbourne once, and your plane is made of gold?"
"Time is money, friend!" a pilot shrugged: "This is a radius of 200 kilometers, only my family has a helicopter, besides, your friend has no bargain!"
Gu Lang believed that in addition to the small town of Holsgate, there were only large farms in the vicinity. The plane is presumably an antique item used by a farmer to spread pesticides. It's just that the price is too dark, and there is a feeling of stealing customers in the countryside, but he should be called a "black machine".
"Paralyzed~ surnamed Han, you are really good, you actually let the family slaughter more than 3,000 ......"
Gu Laosan was thinking in fragments as he led a pilot to the camp. When I found my wallet, I realized that there was not enough cash.
"Sir, we accept credit card payments!" the pilot with two blond mustaches smiled as he pulled out a POS machine from his trouser pocket.
Ten minutes later, the three of them took the wolf Xiaosi and a certain badger to hide far away outside the campsite, watching the helicopter that slammed the hatch back and flew towards the northwest tremblingly, they were all inexplicably relieved, and they didn't know that they were nervous.
When the roar was far away, Wang An first coaxed the wolf Xiaosi to walk in the direction of the camp, but Gu Laosan turned around and grabbed a certain Han's collar, glared at the only eye that could be opened and said angrily: "The surname Han, why do you dare to chase here? Do you want to be beaten?"
Han Daxia looked embarrassed, looked down at a certain badger with a curious hairy face at his feet, greeted him with a smile, and after harvesting a "middle claw", he looked left and said to a salted fish with a smile: "Brother, that ...... Can you turn off the stream first?"
"Huh?"
Gu Lang raised his eyebrows, but he knew that it was not good to take out a certain Han's directly, so he snorted coldly, let go of someone, and took out his mobile phone according to his words.
At this moment, the barrage in the live broadcast room was full of "Old Han 666", "Brother Han is mighty" and "Brother Han is awesome", and someone watching it had a black face. simply quit without explanation, leaving countless scoldings.
After a while, water was boiled on the simple gas stove set up in the campground, and several people sat around and listened to the old Han tell the reason.
"That's it. Han Daxia smiled bitterly, looked at Gu Lang who was "swollen and contemplative" and said, "Brother, I also know that you don't want the boss to take risks." If I hadn't been able to show up, I wouldn't have begged you for this. I really don't believe anyone else......"
Wang An put his fallen foot on the cement platform on the side, hugged the neck of the wolf Xiaosi and snuggled up to Gu Lang's side, ignoring the eyes of a certain badger that frequently glared at him, and suddenly said: "It turns out that Brother Han is an Interpol, so powerful~"
"Oh, I ......"
Old Han Tou was about to answer, when he heard a salted fish snort coldly, pouted, and said, "What a fart! I rely on the boss ......to help me every time."
A certain Han suddenly darkened his face and opened his mouth, but he couldn't think of anything to refute, so his face became even darker.
"How can you talk!" The little hand slapped someone's back, Wang An stretched out his head and approached Gu Lang, muttering in a low voice: "It's Interpol, how can we little people be offended? Help him!"
"Interpol is a fart~ An An, let me tell you, they are just ...... in Huaxia"
The two of them were next to each other, as if they were whispering, but the deliberately suppressed voice still clearly penetrated into the ears of the old Han Tou, and he heard him for a while. When he looked down, he saw a furry figure slumping his shoulders and moving to his lap, nodding at him.
"You ......" Han Daxia hesitated for a while, always feeling that this scene was somewhat familiar, as if it had happened before.
If you really want to count it, although a certain badger has a bad personality, he is really angry, and every time Lao Han asks him for help, he will not refuse. Just remembering that the last time he helped, he was beaten twice in three days, and someone suddenly felt a little painful, and subconsciously looked up at Gu Lang first.
"Smack!"
There was a sudden slap on the calf, and when I looked down, I saw that a certain badger was baring its teeth, and its half-dry hairy face was full of unhappiness.
"Look at what he's doing! When will it be his turn to take care of Lao Tzu's affairs? Isn't he looking for a little girl? Hurry up! When Lao Tzu sees this pair now...... Men and women are angry!"
At this time, the two who looked like they were talking about it had an argument. I heard Wang An raise his voice and said unhappily: "What kind of publicity, I decided not to go to Stromne, and I will go back to Melbourne now!"
"Why?"
Gu Xianyu looked at Wang An blankly, and said with surprise on his face: "Didn't you say that there is a 'C'-shaped rock wall, do you want to take me to challenge it? We will arrive one day, what a pity to give up now!"
"喏~"
Wang An turned his head and raised his chin to signal, and at the same time shook his right foot on one side, rolled his eyes and said: "This foot can't get better for half a month, and it's a challenge!"
Old Han stood up excitedly, his face full of surprise. I didn't expect Wang An to look difficult to get along with, but he was so understanding in his heart. Needless to say, people deliberately said that they were returning due to injury, but they just gave themselves a step and let Gu Lang agree to help.
"Oh, thank you, thank you, brother and sister!"
As soon as he finished speaking, four pairs of eyes of different sizes and colors looked at him at the same time. The field was quiet, and there was an inexplicable murderous aura.