As soon as they heard that Xu Yiyang and Chen Meng were going to appear on the stage, the audience immediately applauded.

People who have watched this cross talk have said that it is good, and the word of mouth has already spread, and Xu Yiyang is really the number one person in China and overseas, so as soon as he wants to appear on the stage, the students in the audience are naturally enthusiastic.

So, Xu Yiyang and Chen Meng stepped onto the stage in coats.

Before taking the stage, Xu Yiyang whispered to Chen Meng: "I'll just say a few words to warm up later, you can follow the basic way of praising me, follow what I said, let's deal with it first, and when I talk about hobbies, let's start working directly from there." ”

Chen Meng is very spiritual, and he has practiced with Xu Yiyang many times, so he immediately understood what he meant, so he nodded and said, "I know Brother Xu, don't worry." ”

At this time, the students who were busy setting up the field had already quickly run up and set up the tables and microphone shelves.

Xu Yiyang and Chen Meng walked to the table, and the audience was still applauding.

Xu Yiyang adjusted the angle of the microphone, and deliberately sighed with a bitter face: "Oops, as soon as this one comes on the field, my pressure is very high." ”

Chen Meng hurriedly began to improvise: "Why are you under so much pressure?"

Xu Yiyang said: "Look, our show is to perform cross talk, do you know what kind of art cross talk is?"

Chen Meng said: "I know, cross talk is the art of language!"

Xu Yiyang shook his head and said very seriously: "Cross talk, in the final analysis, it is an art that makes people happy. ”

"The two of us came to the stage to make more than 10,000 students, teachers, school leaders, and school employees happy, and it is best to make them laugh after listening to our cross talk, this is our success!"

Although Chen Meng didn't know what the burden behind Xu Yiyang was, he still made a look of sudden realization, nodded and said, "What you said makes sense!"

After speaking, he wanted to hurriedly pull the topic back and asked Xu Yiyang: "Then you haven't said it yet, why are you under so much pressure." ”

Xu Yiyang gave him an approving look and said: "Oh, you know, our task is to make everyone happy and make everyone laugh, but before we played, the senior brothers and sisters in front of us had already made everyone laugh, and I was watching in the background just now, and the audience below was laughing back and forth, and some of the students were laughing out of snot bubbles, do you think I can't have a lot of pressure?"

As soon as Xu Yiyang's words came out, the audience burst into laughter.

No one expected that Xu Yiyang had been paving for a long time, and he wanted to make fun of Li Haiyang and Ma Bingbing's performance just now!

This is the current hanging in cross talk, which is directly improvised according to the actual situation on the scene.

Xu Yiyang threw away an improvised burden as soon as he came up, in everyone's opinion, this burden is really amazing!

Chen Meng didn't expect that the peak loop would turn around Li Haiyang, and he laughed on the spot and said, "It turns out that your pressure came from here!"

"Yes!" Xu Yiyang nodded and said with a serious face: "Look, let's talk about the show just now, everyone is still laughing very comfortably, which shows how coke the show just now is!"

As he spoke, Xu Yiyang gave an exaggerated thumbs up.

Chen Meng smiled and said, "Yes!"

Xu Yiyang paused, looked at the audience again, and said, "Look, everyone laughed, and you laughed too, but do you know why I didn't laugh?"

Chen Meng shook his head: "I don't know, why don't you laugh?"

Xu Yiyang said seriously: "I am professionally trained, on the stage, no matter how funny it is, I will not laugh, unless I can't help it." ”

After speaking, Xu Yiyang raised his head and looked up to the sky and smiled: "Hahahaha, I'm sorry! The show just now was so funny, I really couldn't help ......it."

As soon as Xu Yiyang's second burden came out, the effect of the audience exploded!

Many classmates laughed and tears came out, and these two burdens were improvised, which also amazed everyone at Xu Yiyang's reaction speed and on-the-spot ability.

At this time, when the laughter in the audience ended, Xu Yiyang said: "Everyone has some hobbies, such as Senior Brother Li Haiyang, it can be seen that Senior Brother Li Haiyang must be a person who likes to sing very much." ”

"Hahahaha......" The audience laughed again.

Chen Meng knew that as soon as Xu Yiyang talked about his hobbies, this was a serious cross talk.

The front is all impromptu play and mobilizing the atmosphere, but to really get into the work of "I want to travel", it is necessary to start from the hobby.

So, Chen Meng hurriedly asked: "Then Xu Yiyang, I want to ask you, do you have any hobbies?"

Xu Yiyang said seriously: "I also have a wide range of hobbies, singing, dancing, changing, and practicing, I love them all." ”

"Really?" Chen Meng asked, "Do you have such a wide range of hobbies?"

Xu Yiyang waved his hand: "I haven't finished talking yet, I still like a lot of cultural aspects, such as dancing and writing, poetry and poetry, astronomy and geography, and foreign masterpieces, I love them all!"

Chen Meng asked in surprise: "Do you like so many here?"

"Come over if you like it!" Xu Yiyang said seriously: "I have studied a lot of this classical masterpiece and celebrity calligraphy and painting, for example, there is a great painter in the Northern Song Dynasty, named Zhang Zeduan, you know?"

"Yes, this is a great painter, who doesn't know?"

Xu Yiyang nodded: "The "Qingming Tomb Map" painted by Zhang Zeduan, to be honest, I like it very much." ”

The audience burst into laughter again.

Xu Yiyang continued: "It describes the scene of the little widows going to the grave to mourn during the Qingming Dynasty in the Northern Song Dynasty......

Another burst of laughter!

Subsequently, high-energy and nuclear energy appeared one after another.

When Xu Yiyang talked about the stalk of "folk dance without clothes", many people in the audience laughed.

Xu Yiyang and Chen Meng had a perfect start on stage, so the more they talked, the more comfortable they became, the more relaxed they became, and they were in a very good state, so the "laughing fruit" felt by the audience was even stronger.

Moreover, Xu Yiyang's two appearances perfectly made up for the empty time of the previous show, and the rhythm of the whole show was particularly well grasped, completely bringing the time back to the normal planning arrangement.

When the audience was laughing, Li Haiyang was at the back of the stage, in a no-man's corner, clenching his teeth and blackening his face.

He was about to go crazy with hatred in his heart, and his face was now as if he had been slapped more than a hundred times, and his eyes were burning.

The cross-millennium performance, which has been carefully planned for so long, is all over at once!

Not only did he fail to raise his image, but he stepped directly into the bottom!

The key is that this is still an important party in 1999 and across the year 2000!

In life, it is impossible to encounter a second time, such a time-significant window.

Just when the whole world was celebrating, he lost such a big face in front of more than 10,000 people!

How will I face the whole school in the future?

I really want to die!

Ma Bingbing was silent next to him.

She has always liked Li Haiyang and can be said to be one of his fan sisters.

It is precisely because I like him that I am willing to cooperate with him to do this kind of performance that completely foils him, but I didn't expect the performance to go in another completely opposite direction.

Looking at the painful appearance of her beloved boy, she plucked up her courage, touched Li Haiyang's hand, and comforted: "Haiyang, don't take it too seriously, I will tell everyone that there is a problem with the accompaniment when I turn around, everyone should understand." ”

Li Haiyang opened her hand irritably, and said disdainfully: "Don't touch me!"

Li Haiyang knew that Ma Bingbing liked him very much, but he didn't have the slightest interest in Ma Bingbing.

Ma Bingbing looks very ordinary, short and dark-skinned, and Li Haiyang usually doesn't even bother to talk to her.

If it weren't for knowing that Ma Bingbing was dead set on him, Li Haiyang wouldn't have asked her to sing this song together.

However, the chorus smashed the pot, so Li Haiyang was very unpleasant no matter how she looked at Ma Bingbing, and when she touched her hand, she felt as disgusting as if she had been taken advantage of.

Ma Bingbing thought that he was in a bad mood, so he was not angry at all when his hand was knocked off, but said very considerately: "I will tell you, just say that this matter is a misunderstanding." ”

Li Haiyang asked angrily: "Misunderstanding? Can misunderstanding eliminate the face I lost just now? And that damn Xu Yiyang, damn, he dared to ridicule me when he came to stage, isn't this fucking against me?"

Ma Bingbing said helplessly: "He said it all, we can't do anything!"

Li Haiyang gritted his teeth and said coldly: "I want to know now, what's wrong with the accompaniment! I'm obviously looking for a male voice to record my part, why did it become a female voice, this is illogical!"

Ma Bingbing subconsciously said, "Could it be that someone is estimated to fix you?"

"Fix me?" Li Haiyang frowned: "You mean, someone changed the accompaniment?"