Chapter 1014: Qunmeow Rushes In
Zhang Zi'an hung up the phone and couldn't cry or laugh, Ke Shaohui asked him to persuade everyone to evacuate the scene, but he had already persuaded him, and people didn't take it seriously at all.
For those who have not understood the relevant knowledge, it is difficult to imagine that the whale carcass will explode, and there is a long way to go on the road of science popularization.
In the final analysis, both the relevant departments of Binhai City and the people of Binhai City are not psychologically prepared for the arrival of whales, and after some time, people will get used to the existence of whales, and they will not move crowds to watch because a whale is stranded and dies on the shore.
But what now?
He looked at the whale corpse and the growing crowd of onlookers, and was secretly worried.
Turning his head, he saw Vladimir still wandering around leisurely, and beckoned him.
"Vladimir, come here. ”
"What's wrong?" it trotted over.
Zhang Zi'an saw that no one was paying attention around him, so he asked in a low voice, "Is there a ...... around here?" Your meow branch?"
Vladimir rolled his eyes and replied vaguely: "It seems to be." ”
"If so, can you ask them to do me a favor? He pointed to the melon-eating crowd gathered around the whale carcass, "Get these idle people out of here." ”
Vladimir did not rush to agree, but asked: "How can we get rid of them? If we use scratching, scratching, and biting, human beings will have a worse impression of stray cats, right? Class contradictions will be further deepened...... Although it's deep now. ”
"Don't be so violent, you just let them do it. Zhang Zi'an explained his thoughts.
After hearing this, Vladimir narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: "It stands to reason that the struggle is not a dinner party, not a fuss, not a painting and embroidery, and it cannot be so gentle and frugal, but the struggle should also pay attention to tactics and methods, preserve our vital forces to the greatest extent, and not make unnecessary sacrifices...... I think your method is quite interesting, so I'll do it. ”
With that, it ran away in a puff of smoke, jumped into the grass, and disappeared.
Zhang Zi'an can only wait now, there is no need to waste his tongue.
It may have been a few minutes later, the grass on the side of the road suddenly shook a few times, and an orange cat with a full face rushed out like a tank to open the road, followed by stray cats of various colors, what black, white, gray, variegated, dazzling, roughly counted, the number of at least twenty or thirty.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Zi'an was secretly surprised, could there be so many stray cats in this vicinity alone? And being gathered by Vladimir in a very short period of time, this terrible operational efficiency can only be matched by the army.
The sudden appearance of the stray cat group immediately attracted the attention of the people who ate melons at the scene, not only the group of young people who were busy taking selfies were as bright as discovering a new world, but the two waves of people who were tired of quarreling were also somewhat diverted by this group of stray cats, and the few troublesome bear children stopped crying and stared intently at this group of cats.
Some of the people present have cats at home, and they have some understanding of the habits of cats, and know that cats are not social animals, unless two cats grow up together, otherwise strange adult cats are likely to fight after they meet.
They were all surprised, why did this group of stray cats gather together, and why did they suddenly appear here?
When the stray cats appeared, they did not approach the crowd one by one, but first gathered near a high ground on the beach, adjusting their formation, the large and slow runners stood in front, and the small ones that ran fast stayed behind, like well-trained soldiers waiting for some order.
Vladimir was the last to rush out of the grass, he inspected the phalanx of stray cats, nodded with satisfaction, raised his paw and pointed in the direction of the whale corpse: "Comrade meow, rush!"
With its command, the orange cat with a meaty face rushed out first, followed by the other stray cats.
The melon-eating crowd that stayed near the whale carcass saw these stray cats rushing towards them like crazy, and they couldn't help but panic in their hearts, and hurriedly avoided on both sides.
Of course, there are also people who believe that they are pro-cat physique, so they stay where they are and do not move, but bend down and want to pet the cat by the way.
"Meow, come, meow. ”
The orange cat rushed to the man, slammed the brakes and flicked his tail, don't look at its big size, the center of gravity is quite stable, and the little eyes seem to say: Brother is strong, not fat!
Before the man could understand what was going on, he saw the orange cat lift its tail, revealing its cloaca, and squirting out a stream of urine!
And it's a lot!
Proportional to the size of this orange cat!
Cat urine is notoriously bad and smelly, and the smell left behind is difficult to eliminate, and it basically can't be washed off when it gets on clothes, and even the cat itself can't stand the smell of its own urine.
There are two kinds of cat urine, one is normal urination, which is manifested as a puddle of urine, and the other is a urine spray caused by estrus, turf grabbing or mental tension, which is manifested as a piece of urine.
Urine squirting can be greatly reduced by spaying and neutering, but this group of stray cats ...... Most cats have not been neutered, and even those that have been neutered may not be completely free from peeing.
The man bent down and stretched out his hand to stroke the cat, but he didn't expect that what was waiting for him was a piece of urine that split his head and covered his face, and he was suddenly sprayed with a hand of urine, and his face, neck and clothes were also stained, and it suddenly smelled invisible.
The urine spray used to divide the site is generally not sprayed all at once, after all, it is impossible to draw the boundary by relying on a urine stain. The orange cat didn't finish peeing, turned around and rushed towards another person, and drew a gourd with a flicking tail!
The other person next to him was a fat house, he saw the tragic situation of the first person, he was prepared in advance, and when he saw that the situation was not good, he ran away, saying that he couldn't be sprayed with urine...... If the other party is a beautiful woman, you can still negotiate, and the orange cat who is also a fat house will forget it.
The cats in the house are clothed and well-fed, and the urine squirting out is unbearable, not to mention these stray cats who have nothing to eat and eat, the lethality of cat urine is at least twice as strong as that of domestic cats, which is already comparable to biological and chemical weapons!
Other stray cats also rushed into the crowd, spraying left and right, spraying the melon-eating crowd on their backs, covering their noses and fleeing in a hurry - they came here to watch the excitement, and they didn't want to make themselves embarrassed for the sake of watching the excitement.
The smell of the scene was stinky, and even the rancid smell of whale corpses was covered, and it was smoked more than ten meters away.
Vladimir stood on a high place to judge the situation and strategize, seeing that the group of cats were so brave, especially the orange cat with a face full of meat, it was like entering a no-man's land, so he exclaimed loudly: "Who dares to cross the knife immediately, only I am the orange general!"