Tang Mengyao was stunned for a moment when she heard this, and then asked, "Yang Chan was pregnant by Yifan?"

My Yang Chan is still a yellow flower girl, but in order to get rid of you, I can only tell this lie today!

Lie anyway and you won't get pregnant!

"Hey, tell me how many scum there are in this Yifan! I got Yang Chan pregnant, accompanied others to the hospital for an abortion, and didn't let Yang Chan take anesthetics after finishing the work, which made people scream in pain!

If you follow him, this will definitely be the end.

So, Meng Yao, you can have a snack!" Lu Yifan said with a sigh.

I've said I'm such a scumbag, I'll see what you can do!

Tang Mengyao touched her chin and thought about it, and after that, she said extremely seriously: "This is what is wrong with you as a grandfather." ”

Nani?

hat？

Yang Chan is pregnant and miscarried, what does it matter to me as a grandfather?

Didn't I get pregnant?

Although my grandson is me......

"What's the matter with me?" Lu Yifan said helplessly.

"It's all because of the lack of sexual (harmonious) education for the juniors that this result is caused.

Don't worry, grandpa, I came back from studying in the West, and I know more about this than you do!

In the future, I will teach Yifan well, let him learn to do a good job of safety measures, take a step back and say, even if he doesn't wear a condom, I can take medicine, anyway, as long as a person takes good measures, this kind of thing will not happen. ”

Tang Mengyao's words, like five thunderbolts, the booming Lu Yifan stood on the spot.

He now has a "black question mark" meme all over his face.

Feed!

Tang Mengyao!

You're getting the point wrong!

It's not a safety measure, it's pregnancy, miscarriage, scum!, you know!?

Lu Yifan took a deep breath, stared at Tang Mengyao's chest (harmony), gritted his teeth and said, "My grandson especially likes girls with big breasts!"

The bigger the boobs, the more he likes it!

And he's also very perverted, he likes to let his girls use their breasts to clamp his dingding, rubbing hard!

Although you are a C cup, it is already very big in Huaxia, but my grandson doesn't even give a D cup girl a straight eye, and the E cup is barely in the eyes, and the F, G, and H cups are called good-looking!

Anyway, he likes girls with bigger breasts than his head!"

Am I exaggerating enough?

Hmph, you don't have a trick now, do you?

Tang Mengyao nodded and said, "Well, grandpa, what you said is very right, Yifan is indeed a little perverted in this regard." Not everyone is like Yang Chan's breasts, so boss!

But...... For the sake of Yifan, I pondered that it was time to go to Korea for breast augmentation. ”

Defeated!

Lu Yifan was completely defeated by Tang Mengyao!

He has ruined his image like this, why is this girl still obsessed?

"Grandpa, why is your face so ugly? are you okay?" Tang Mengyao asked with concern.

"It's okay, it's just a little congested, I'll go to the top bunk and lie down for a while. Lu Yifan waved his hand and said speechlessly.

At this time, the young man sitting in the middle bunk opposite spoke: "Uncle, you are so old, and your legs and feet are not convenient, come and sleep with me, I will go to the upper bunk." ”

Lu Yifan glanced at him, smiled slightly and said politely: "Hehe, thank you, but, no need, my legs and feet may be better than yours!"

The young man laughed.

Are you still bragging at such an age?

Hey, forget it if you don't appreciate it, it's not yourself who suffers anyway.

But the next moment, the young man's eyes glared out in horror.

I saw Lu Yifan gently leaning over, his body showing a difficult action of rolling horizontally 360 degrees, and suddenly "flew" to the upper bunk.

This hand made the young man look dumbfounded.

Is this an eighty-year-old man?

This Nima Olympic gymnast can't do it, right?

Lu Yifan looked at his surprised expression, and sighed in his heart: "I really didn't want to pretend to be forced." ”

After lying down for a while, seeing that he was about to fall asleep, a noisy sound of a child woke Lu Yifan up.

Looking down, it turned out to be the two children in the lower bunk opposite Tang Mengyao, running around in the sleeper compartment, playing and playing.

Tang Mengyao was about to fall asleep, but she was also woken up by the loud voices of these two children.

Because she was a child, she couldn't blame, so she could only sit on the lower bunk and play with her mobile phone.

The little boy among them didn't know whether he was naughty or saw that Tang Mengyao's thighs were beautiful, so he came over and lifted Tang Mengyao's skirt, which made Tang Mengyao scream again and again, and her pink panties were gone.

"Well done!"

Lu Yifan clearly saw Tang Mengyao who was gone on the top bunk, and praised the little boy in his heart.

However, Tang Mengyao was not happy, and said to the child's father: "Uncle, can you take care of your child? The whole carriage is about to be overturned by them! How can others rest?"

The bald middle-aged uncle glanced at Tang Mengyao with melon seeds, and smiled nonchalantly: "Children, what can you do?"

"Hey, this uncle, it's just that the child is not sensible, you can't be an adult? he is your child, he is messing around, you should take care of him!" Tang Mengyao couldn't bear it anymore, because the skirt was lifted by the child I don't know how many times.

"What can I do, child, born like that?" said the uncle, impatiently.

Tang Mengyao's eyes were red with anger, and she was about to cry.

When encountering this kind of bear child and bear parent, she really has no way to do it.

You can't be like them, can you?

However, Lu Yifan on the top bunk couldn't stand it anymore, and said coldly: "Impossible, no one is born stupid!"

His words made the whole carriage happy after hearing it.

This old man really spoke their minds!

This carload of people can't stand the trouble of the bear children.

But the bald middle-aged man was not happy and scolded Lu Yifan.

"Dead old man, you don't have children, right, let me tell you, an old man like you won't live this year......"

Before he finished speaking, Lu Yifan didn't say a word, got down from the top bunk and leaned on him with his heart in his hands, leaning on him, and shouted loudly: "Oh my elbow, oh my Boling cover, oh my waist disc......"

This look of a heart attack can scare the bald man a lot.

If this is falsely accused, how much money will you have to lose?

"Uncle, I'm ...... I didn't touch you! you can't lie to me?" said the bald man, shuddering.

"Oh, it's all right!" Lu Yifan immediately stood up after speaking.

Tang Mengyao and the others couldn't laugh in an instant.

This guy is really interesting!

The bald man was not angry, and the melon seed shell spit out: "It's okay, what are you scared of?"

Lu Yifan's face sank, dragged the two bear children, came to the bald man and said, "Your children disturbed my rest, let them apologize to me!"

Although Tang Mengyao said that she was not an old woman's friend, she was chasing herself, how could she let you be bullied!

(There are two more shifts in the evening, you can urge it casually, one more chapter, count me as losing!)

(End of chapter)