Chapter VII: Online Chat
When I got home, I turned on my computer and turned on the football game, and at this time Blue Icy Rain was online, and I decided to play two games and talk to her again.
Nerd: I'm talking, I've played two football games!
Blue Ice Rain: Then why don't you kick it, are you reluctant to me?
Nerd: It's been a change these years!
Blue Ice Rain: What Changed?
Nerd: What a "reluctant me" and a good "self-aware" eye-opening!
Blue Ice Rain: Thanks for the compliment!
Nerd: Question: The sun is pregnant, play a song title?
Blue Ice Rain: Hint, whose song
Nerd: Can't you?
Nerd: If I were you, just say a few kind words, and tell me that I'm done.
Blue Rain: Please, wake up, I'd rather not know.
Nerd: I didn't sleep, I'm still alive!
Nerd: Stupid: Zhang Yu's.
Nerd: If you can't guess again, then I'll really have to show you a place, let's take a look.
Blue Ice Rain: It rains all the time.
Nerd: How about Ming'er, you choose the hospital?
Nerd: I can register you and pick up your medicine.
Blue Frost: Okay, I'll go back on a rocket tomorrow.
Nerd: Bored, depressed!! "The moon is in trouble"!
Blue Ice Rain: You've got a really good brain!
Blue Ice Rain: Good enough to play this pediatric game.
Nerd: I didn't graduate from elementary school, so I should belong to the kindergarten class!
Blue Ice Rain: I think it's a kindergarten, right?
Nerd: Kindergarten.
Nerd: Haven't you heard what to do if you want to find a virgin, "kindergarten has"
Blue Ice Rain: You're saying you're a virgin?
Nerd: smart, the antonym of "female", the word can't go, facts speak louder than words.
Nerd: How about talking to me, you can make people smart.
Blue Ice Rain: Talking to me makes people pure.
Nerd: I'm plugging, you're guilty again, and you're not helped!
Nerd: Don't learn from me, I'm a person with few advantages, and you understand the latter sentence without saying it.
Blue Ice Rain: I think you should have first aid, you're terminally ill, and you can't be arrogant.
Nerd: Do you mean the word "nerd" is positive or negative?
Nerd: You don't know what's going on with me if I don't get to you.
Blue Ice Rain: It's a compliment to others, but it's a disparagement.
Nerd: Don't get dizzy, you've got to hold on, I'm starting to chop big!
Nerd: Prepare two boxes of heart-saving pills and two bottles of cooling oil.
Blue Ice Rain: Then you're ready to hit 120 at any time.
Nerd: In my opinion, "book" is praise, "nerd" is depreciative, acid and alkali are neutralized, and the PH value is equal to 7, so I am neither arrogant nor pessimistic, that is: neither arrogant like a crane in the clouds, nor inferior as a groundhog, so you answer the wrong question in this round, no point.
Blue Ice Rain: I see you.
Nerd: [rose] [rose] [rose] [rose] [rose] So, I'll send you 6 sticks, what does it mean, how about you check it yourself?
Blue Ice Rain: I was born to only understand human speech, and I generally don't understand the problems of other animals.
Nerd: You won't understand, if you have a fate next time, I hope to see your changes, if there is, I will give you 12 flowers, what does it mean, and I have to work hard for you.
Nerd: Your typing speed can't keep up with me at all, and the reason why I can talk to you one-on-one is because I see in you, as you say, "innocence", the kind of white and immaculate, which is a good feeling.
Blue Ice Rain: You're too stupid, don't you see other people's preferences when you send flowers, you're destined to be lonely for life, it's a pity!
Nerd: Sending flowers is just a superficial phenomenon, and you don't understand the implications.
Blue Ice Rain: Okay, explain.
Nerd: A word of advice for you, remember not to be fooled by the appearance of life.
Nerd: Even if we're chatting together, you don't know what's going on behind the scenes, and even if you have a camera, you can't know what's going on in my mind, so a little girl has to be wary.
Blue Iceshower: Yes, uncle, I accept your teachings.
Nerd: No, let's count the second model that we just talked about today, why did you get downgraded, there's no need to be so polite.
Blue Ice Rain: It's you who have grown up, old pedant.
Nerd: If you worship your father, you can still be your uncle.
Blue Ice Rain: Simply the ancestors of the ancients got it.
Nerd: [Don't be angry at the picture, it's a bit of a joke of "going overboard", you see I'm talking about the title of the song today.]
Blue Ice Rain: Do you listen to too many songs and can't use your brain
Nerd: Are you a little paranoid, let's talk about something else, it's so boring!
Blue Iceshow: Okay, what do you say, as long as you can communicate.
Nerd: Question: You don't know what I look like, I don't know what you look like, isn't this kind of chat blind?
Nerd: How about the two of us exchanging photos?
Blue Ice Rain: Okay, you pass first.
Nerd: I really don't have any color photos on hand, only a 2-inch black and white photo, if you want to pass it to you, it's not very good-looking!
Nerd: Do you have color photos?
Blue Ice Rain: Okay, let's pass it.
Nerd: I don't want a picture of Maggie Cheung.
Nerd: Photos of popular lovers don't.
Nerd: Say you want Andy Lau or Aaron Kwok.
Nerd: They're all handsome guys.
Blue Ice Rain: I'm going to have yours.
Nerd: Then how do I know if you'll wait for me to finish sending Cecilia Cheung's photo to me?
Blue Ice Rain: Definitely not, I'm keeping my promises.
Nerd: If you want to pass it first, I will be a good man, a quick whip, thunder can't move, words count, I will definitely pass this 2-inch black and white photo to you.
Blue Iceshower: So do I.
Nerd: It seems that there is still a problem, are you very inferior, it's not that there is no solution, as long as you answer this question correctly, you can achieve your personal dream.
Nerd: I talk counts.
Blue Ice Rain: What a question
Nerd: Hey, I was going to write a 2-chapter novel today, but I can't help it, I've lost a lot of money.
Nerd: Listen up.
Blue Iceshower: I can't tell, you're a writer.
Nerd: Don't say that, I'm all red,
Blue Ice Rain: Is there a monkey butt red?
Nerd: How dare Xiaosheng be, it's a little worse than the professional, as for the monkey ass, it's not compared, and you can't see me.
Blue Ice Rain: I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep when I see you.
Nerd: It's my pleasure to give you nightmares.
Nerd: It's just right that you can't sleep, write a novel with me.
Nerd: I write, you pour me water and cook.
Blue Ice Rain: How much money do you give me.
Blue Ice Rain: What are you doing? No money.
Nerd: Beauty should be a priceless treasure, you can't measure it by the amount of money, you can only repay it with true feelings.
Nerd: Isn't it far away to get money?
Blue Ice Rain: The average writer has a slight split in his head, I don't know if you have one.
Nerd: I always dreamed of a slight split, but the manuscript always got knocked back.
Nerd: I'm sorry, but wait, I'm going to be complimentary.
Nerd: It's so comfortable, cool!
Blue Ice Rain: Damn!
Nerd: It's not the same for girls to scold the street, so I picked it up concisely.
Nerd: You have a word, it means a lot!
Blue Ice Rain: Then you teach me
Nerd: You've only scolded one word in total, no matter how concise I am, I'm definitely not much simpler than you, aren't you taking advantage of me?
Blue Ice Rain: Then you teach complicated things, I humbly ask for advice.
Nerd: I can't say the complicated things, and I'm afraid you won't understand what I can say.
Nerd: Aren't you putting me in a dilemma, what do you say?
Nerd: Oh, that's it, can't you put up with it?
Nerd: No problem!
Blue Ice Rain: I just have a good temper, I can't help it, don't say anything.
Nerd: It's okay with your temper, but if you strangle me to death, I won't be able to say anything, I'm satisfied.
Nerd: We're both sour in typing, and you're all like gold.
Nerd: I've suffered a loss!
Blue Ice Rain: Aren't you usually practicing it, isn't this a trivial case?
Nerd: I'd rather be a lone star and be lonely all my life, I won't marry you like this, I can't get the whole one.
Nerd: Hey, I unconsciously talked to you so much, why haven't your color photos come here yet, and you've been waiting for a long time to come out.
Blue Ice Rain: Oops, I forgot to tell you, I don't have color photos.
Nerd: People don't often say that "the same is the end of the world, why do you have to know each other", now I have met an exploiting class.
Blue Iceshower: I'm the exploiting class, so you're not a vampire anymore.
Nerd: The whole article is not on topic, Xiucai meets soldiers, and it is unreasonable to say.
Nerd: I don't have color photos, you can take them, it's so easy to get you, just let your boyfriend take a digital camera and send it to me.
Blue Iceshower: Oh, I almost forgot you were a nerd.
Blue Ice Rain: My boyfriend doesn't call a digital camera.
Nerd: You're the only one.
Blue Ice Rain: yes.
Nerd: My little sister is so naïve, she can even sign a contract for marriage, why is there only one boyfriend?
Nerd: I'm outdated at such a big age, beware of letting my boyfriend kick it.
Nerd: Men are very attentive.
Blue Iceshower: Then you'll take me in.
Nerd: I can add more words than they do.
Nerd: Aren't you afraid?
Nerd: But it's true that I'm missing a cook.
Blue Ice Rain: Don't be afraid.
Nerd: Besides, I haven't seen you before, so how did you ask me to take you in?
Nerd: You tell me your email: I'll write to you, you can see how my writing is, okay?
Nerd: My Email: XXX@
Blue Ice Rain: XXX@
Nerd: Remember, write to me if there's anything and I'll do my best.
Blue Ice Rain: I don't have any paper right now, I'll remember it when you send it to me.
Nerd: Do you still use paper for your email?
Nerd: You're mad at me.
Blue Ice Rain: Then you don't need paper, what to do if you can't remember it in your head.
Nerd: Hey, you brain, type with word and then copy, I'm mad [rose][rose][rose][rose] 12 flowers for you.
Blue Iceshower: I know, I mean I can't remember my email address.
Nerd: The first letter of the word "XX mailbox" is sohu@, which is too easy to remember.
Nerd: Remember.
Blue Iceshower: Remember, how do you look?
Nerd: It's not much like my QQ show.
Blue Ice Rain: Your QQ show, you won't be a penguin
Nerd: The one below the penguin, don't guess it as a little penguin, I've got you covered, big sister.
Nerd: I've got a headache, and I'm going to lose sleep again.
Nerd: You're all doing it.
Blue Ice Rain: You
Blue Ice Rain: You want to add sin
Nerd: You're the one who makes me insomnia, how do you fix this?
Nerd: Insomnia, what to do?
Blue Iceshower: You just wrote a novel, you should thank me.
Nerd: I really can't do anything about you, I have to write you in, but the heroine is not you.
Nerd: Any idea why?
Blue Ice Rain: I don't know.
Blue Ice Rain: Write me as a beauty.
Blue Iceshower: I'm leaving, let's talk about it.
Nerd: Because the actor is me, I'm afraid I'll have to eat "Zhen Naoning" when I see you.
Blue Ice Rain: See you next time, 88
Nerd: 886