Chapter VII: Online Chat

When I got home, I turned on my computer and turned on the football game, and at this time Blue Icy Rain was online, and I decided to play two games and talk to her again.

Nerd: I'm talking, I've played two football games!

Blue Ice Rain: Then why don't you kick it, are you reluctant to me?

Nerd: It's been a change these years!

Blue Ice Rain: What Changed?

Nerd: What a "reluctant me" and a good "self-aware" eye-opening!

Blue Ice Rain: Thanks for the compliment!

Nerd: Question: The sun is pregnant, play a song title?

Blue Ice Rain: Hint, whose song

Nerd: Can't you?

Nerd: If I were you, just say a few kind words, and tell me that I'm done.

Blue Rain: Please, wake up, I'd rather not know.

Nerd: I didn't sleep, I'm still alive!

Nerd: Stupid: Zhang Yu's.

Nerd: If you can't guess again, then I'll really have to show you a place, let's take a look.

Blue Ice Rain: It rains all the time.

Nerd: How about Ming'er, you choose the hospital?

Nerd: I can register you and pick up your medicine.

Blue Frost: Okay, I'll go back on a rocket tomorrow.

Nerd: Bored, depressed!! "The moon is in trouble"!

Blue Ice Rain: You've got a really good brain!

Blue Ice Rain: Good enough to play this pediatric game.

Nerd: I didn't graduate from elementary school, so I should belong to the kindergarten class!

Blue Ice Rain: I think it's a kindergarten, right?

Nerd: Kindergarten.

Nerd: Haven't you heard what to do if you want to find a virgin, "kindergarten has"

Blue Ice Rain: You're saying you're a virgin?

Nerd: smart, the antonym of "female", the word can't go, facts speak louder than words.

Nerd: How about talking to me, you can make people smart.

Blue Ice Rain: Talking to me makes people pure.

Nerd: I'm plugging, you're guilty again, and you're not helped!

Nerd: Don't learn from me, I'm a person with few advantages, and you understand the latter sentence without saying it.

Blue Ice Rain: I think you should have first aid, you're terminally ill, and you can't be arrogant.

Nerd: Do you mean the word "nerd" is positive or negative?

Nerd: You don't know what's going on with me if I don't get to you.

Blue Ice Rain: It's a compliment to others, but it's a disparagement.

Nerd: Don't get dizzy, you've got to hold on, I'm starting to chop big!

Nerd: Prepare two boxes of heart-saving pills and two bottles of cooling oil.

Blue Ice Rain: Then you're ready to hit 120 at any time.

Nerd: In my opinion, "book" is praise, "nerd" is depreciative, acid and alkali are neutralized, and the PH value is equal to 7, so I am neither arrogant nor pessimistic, that is: neither arrogant like a crane in the clouds, nor inferior as a groundhog, so you answer the wrong question in this round, no point.

Blue Ice Rain: I see you.

Nerd: [rose] [rose] [rose] [rose] [rose] So, I'll send you 6 sticks, what does it mean, how about you check it yourself?

Blue Ice Rain: I was born to only understand human speech, and I generally don't understand the problems of other animals.

Nerd: You won't understand, if you have a fate next time, I hope to see your changes, if there is, I will give you 12 flowers, what does it mean, and I have to work hard for you.

Nerd: Your typing speed can't keep up with me at all, and the reason why I can talk to you one-on-one is because I see in you, as you say, "innocence", the kind of white and immaculate, which is a good feeling.

Blue Ice Rain: You're too stupid, don't you see other people's preferences when you send flowers, you're destined to be lonely for life, it's a pity!

Nerd: Sending flowers is just a superficial phenomenon, and you don't understand the implications.

Blue Ice Rain: Okay, explain.

Nerd: A word of advice for you, remember not to be fooled by the appearance of life.

Nerd: Even if we're chatting together, you don't know what's going on behind the scenes, and even if you have a camera, you can't know what's going on in my mind, so a little girl has to be wary.

Blue Iceshower: Yes, uncle, I accept your teachings.

Nerd: No, let's count the second model that we just talked about today, why did you get downgraded, there's no need to be so polite.

Blue Ice Rain: It's you who have grown up, old pedant.

Nerd: If you worship your father, you can still be your uncle.

Blue Ice Rain: Simply the ancestors of the ancients got it.

Nerd: [Don't be angry at the picture, it's a bit of a joke of "going overboard", you see I'm talking about the title of the song today.]

Blue Ice Rain: Do you listen to too many songs and can't use your brain

Nerd: Are you a little paranoid, let's talk about something else, it's so boring!

Blue Iceshow: Okay, what do you say, as long as you can communicate.

Nerd: Question: You don't know what I look like, I don't know what you look like, isn't this kind of chat blind?

Nerd: How about the two of us exchanging photos?

Blue Ice Rain: Okay, you pass first.

Nerd: I really don't have any color photos on hand, only a 2-inch black and white photo, if you want to pass it to you, it's not very good-looking!

Nerd: Do you have color photos?

Blue Ice Rain: Okay, let's pass it.

Nerd: I don't want a picture of Maggie Cheung.

Nerd: Photos of popular lovers don't.

Nerd: Say you want Andy Lau or Aaron Kwok.

Nerd: They're all handsome guys.

Blue Ice Rain: I'm going to have yours.

Nerd: Then how do I know if you'll wait for me to finish sending Cecilia Cheung's photo to me?

Blue Ice Rain: Definitely not, I'm keeping my promises.

Nerd: If you want to pass it first, I will be a good man, a quick whip, thunder can't move, words count, I will definitely pass this 2-inch black and white photo to you.

Blue Iceshower: So do I.

Nerd: It seems that there is still a problem, are you very inferior, it's not that there is no solution, as long as you answer this question correctly, you can achieve your personal dream.

Nerd: I talk counts.

Blue Ice Rain: What a question

Nerd: Hey, I was going to write a 2-chapter novel today, but I can't help it, I've lost a lot of money.

Nerd: Listen up.

Blue Iceshower: I can't tell, you're a writer.

Nerd: Don't say that, I'm all red,

Blue Ice Rain: Is there a monkey butt red?

Nerd: How dare Xiaosheng be, it's a little worse than the professional, as for the monkey ass, it's not compared, and you can't see me.

Blue Ice Rain: I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep when I see you.

Nerd: It's my pleasure to give you nightmares.

Nerd: It's just right that you can't sleep, write a novel with me.

Nerd: I write, you pour me water and cook.

Blue Ice Rain: How much money do you give me.

Blue Ice Rain: What are you doing? No money.

Nerd: Beauty should be a priceless treasure, you can't measure it by the amount of money, you can only repay it with true feelings.

Nerd: Isn't it far away to get money?

Blue Ice Rain: The average writer has a slight split in his head, I don't know if you have one.

Nerd: I always dreamed of a slight split, but the manuscript always got knocked back.

Nerd: I'm sorry, but wait, I'm going to be complimentary.

Nerd: It's so comfortable, cool!

Blue Ice Rain: Damn!

Nerd: It's not the same for girls to scold the street, so I picked it up concisely.

Nerd: You have a word, it means a lot!

Blue Ice Rain: Then you teach me

Nerd: You've only scolded one word in total, no matter how concise I am, I'm definitely not much simpler than you, aren't you taking advantage of me?

Blue Ice Rain: Then you teach complicated things, I humbly ask for advice.

Nerd: I can't say the complicated things, and I'm afraid you won't understand what I can say.

Nerd: Aren't you putting me in a dilemma, what do you say?

Nerd: Oh, that's it, can't you put up with it?

Nerd: No problem!

Blue Ice Rain: I just have a good temper, I can't help it, don't say anything.

Nerd: It's okay with your temper, but if you strangle me to death, I won't be able to say anything, I'm satisfied.

Nerd: We're both sour in typing, and you're all like gold.

Nerd: I've suffered a loss!

Blue Ice Rain: Aren't you usually practicing it, isn't this a trivial case?

Nerd: I'd rather be a lone star and be lonely all my life, I won't marry you like this, I can't get the whole one.

Nerd: Hey, I unconsciously talked to you so much, why haven't your color photos come here yet, and you've been waiting for a long time to come out.

Blue Ice Rain: Oops, I forgot to tell you, I don't have color photos.

Nerd: People don't often say that "the same is the end of the world, why do you have to know each other", now I have met an exploiting class.

Blue Iceshower: I'm the exploiting class, so you're not a vampire anymore.

Nerd: The whole article is not on topic, Xiucai meets soldiers, and it is unreasonable to say.

Nerd: I don't have color photos, you can take them, it's so easy to get you, just let your boyfriend take a digital camera and send it to me.

Blue Iceshower: Oh, I almost forgot you were a nerd.

Blue Ice Rain: My boyfriend doesn't call a digital camera.

Nerd: You're the only one.

Blue Ice Rain: yes.

Nerd: My little sister is so naïve, she can even sign a contract for marriage, why is there only one boyfriend?

Nerd: I'm outdated at such a big age, beware of letting my boyfriend kick it.

Nerd: Men are very attentive.

Blue Iceshower: Then you'll take me in.

Nerd: I can add more words than they do.

Nerd: Aren't you afraid?

Nerd: But it's true that I'm missing a cook.

Blue Ice Rain: Don't be afraid.

Nerd: Besides, I haven't seen you before, so how did you ask me to take you in?

Nerd: You tell me your email: I'll write to you, you can see how my writing is, okay?

Nerd: My Email: XXX@

Blue Ice Rain: XXX@

Nerd: Remember, write to me if there's anything and I'll do my best.

Blue Ice Rain: I don't have any paper right now, I'll remember it when you send it to me.

Nerd: Do you still use paper for your email?

Nerd: You're mad at me.

Blue Ice Rain: Then you don't need paper, what to do if you can't remember it in your head.

Nerd: Hey, you brain, type with word and then copy, I'm mad [rose][rose][rose][rose] 12 flowers for you.

Blue Iceshower: I know, I mean I can't remember my email address.

Nerd: The first letter of the word "XX mailbox" is sohu@, which is too easy to remember.

Nerd: Remember.

Blue Iceshower: Remember, how do you look?

Nerd: It's not much like my QQ show.

Blue Ice Rain: Your QQ show, you won't be a penguin

Nerd: The one below the penguin, don't guess it as a little penguin, I've got you covered, big sister.

Nerd: I've got a headache, and I'm going to lose sleep again.

Nerd: You're all doing it.

Blue Ice Rain: You

Blue Ice Rain: You want to add sin

Nerd: You're the one who makes me insomnia, how do you fix this?

Nerd: Insomnia, what to do?

Blue Iceshower: You just wrote a novel, you should thank me.

Nerd: I really can't do anything about you, I have to write you in, but the heroine is not you.

Nerd: Any idea why?

Blue Ice Rain: I don't know.

Blue Ice Rain: Write me as a beauty.

Blue Iceshower: I'm leaving, let's talk about it.

Nerd: Because the actor is me, I'm afraid I'll have to eat "Zhen Naoning" when I see you.

Blue Ice Rain: See you next time, 88

Nerd: 886