Chapter 652: Two Kinds of Apprentices
Li Huachen rubbed his face: "Don't hide it from the eldest brothers, I was from the north when I was a child, and I have been growing up in Xiliang since then. A while ago, I went back to my hometown to worship my ancestors, and I stayed for two months, and I was infected with a northern accent, this thing is too demonic, and it will lead people astray in a week. ”
"Hahaha, it's easy for the people of Beiguokou to take people away. Hey, your ....... ”
"Hey, look!" Li Huachen hurriedly changed the subject: "Their apprentices seem to be communicating something!"
When Ming Jinsheng came here, he first met with the lord of Xiliang and some important ministers, and then greeted Chen Xiaodao, the apprentice of the Water Ripple Sword Saint, Jing Qiufeng, the senior disciple of the Dongyou Sword Saint, and Duan Fei, the apprentice of the Shanlan Sword Saint.
Ming Jinsheng knew at a glance that these three were more crazy than the other, and one was more proud than the other. None of them were convinced, and they all knew that the three of them were going to separate A, B, and C today, so although there was little communication with each other, the smell of gunpowder was as strong as dozens of tons of bombs piled up here.
But fortunately, they still looked up to the disciples of the five old men and treated them politely.
The three apprentices of the Three Musketeers, each of whom was a little tsundere, stood behind the master with a sword on his back, holding and carrying a sword, his waist was straight and his eyes were empty.
Let's look at the three apprentices of the five old men...... , which is basically three comics. The three of them also didn't stand well, gathered together, secretly laughed, and sometimes moved their hands and feet. The apprentices of the Three Sword Saints had to take a few glances at every turn.
"Hey, how did you see him?" asked Ram Song.
"You still care about him!" Ming Jinsheng said with a smile.
"Damn!" the ram sang, "I'm afraid he's dead at the hands of others." ”
Wei Xiaochao smiled: "How did he cheat you, tell us about it, let us be happy." ”
Ming Jinsheng said: "When he comes, you can ask him yourself." ”
"He's here, Xiliang?" said Ram Song was surprised.
Ming Jinsheng said: "Do you know why labor and management went up the mountain?"
"Why?" asked the two together.
Ming Jinsheng approached them and lowered his voice: "This little calf burned and kicked a kid's ***, and it was almost useless." Labor and management followed behind his ass, and he had to go to other people's acupuncture and medicine, and it didn't make me sick to death!"
Ram Ge and Wei Xiaochao were about to smoke when they laughed, the key was that the Lord of Xiliang Country, the Five Old Men and the Three Sword Saints were sitting in front, and they didn't dare to be too presumptuous in the back as apprentices. couldn't help laughing again, and had to hold back to death, Ram Ge and Wei Xiaochao were about to have internal injuries.
"Ahem. ”
The angler coughed and glared back. Ram Song hurriedly stood up.
Ming Jinsheng said with a smile: "I'll give you a needle when I go back, I can't prick anything else, this thing is definitely an expert." ”
The ram sang: "Get out, I will never let you touch my little Dingding, this belongs to the peerless beauty, and I am usually reluctant to touch it." ”
Wei Xiaochao also couldn't help laughing: "Pierce one needle of the golden gun and don't fall, pierce two needles and one pillar of optimism, and pierce three needles and fight all sides at night without rest." ”
The drunkard rolled his eyes: "Xiao Chao." ”
"Yes!" Wei Xiaochao hurriedly walked to the front and knelt on one knee: "The fugin is here." ”
"What did you just say? Say it out loud. ”
"Huh?!"
The drunkard said angrily: "I'll tell you to say it louder." ”
"This ...... Master, when I get home, will I tell you secretly?"
"No!
Ming Jinsheng and Ram Ge were about to explode with laughter.
Birou frowned and approached Li Huachen: "Ming Jinsheng and that ram song, why are they so happy? The drunkard seems to be angry, what did Wei Xiaochao say?"
Li Huachen shook his head: "It's definitely not a good word." ”
"Do you want to say it?" the drunkard said dissatisfiedly, "I can't control you anymore?"
Wei Xiaochao couldn't help it, and said loudly: "I said, ...... a needle." ”
"Be louder. ”
Wei Xiaochao's face was flushed, and he became coquettish: "Master, ......." ”
The drunkard said angrily: "Say it out loud!"
Wei Xiaochao's eyes closed and shouted loudly: "Ming Jinsheng said to Ram Ge: 'I'll give you a needle when I go back, I can't prick anything else, I'm definitely an expert in piercing this thing.'" Ram Ge said to Ming Jinsheng: "Get out, I will never let you touch my little Ding Ding, this belongs to the peerless beauty, and I am usually reluctant to touch it." I said, 'One stitch of the golden gun will not fall, two stitches will be a pillar of optimism, and three stitches will not rest in all directions at night.' ’”
Everyone around them laughed and everyone didn't expect that the three disciples of these five old men would be so ridiculous and cute.
Birou blushed: "These villains, why are they so nonsense? Master's face has made them lose everything." ”
Li Huachen smiled happily: "Fortunately, I wasn't there, otherwise this face would be a big shame." ”
Birou asked with a straight face, "What would you say if you were there?"
"Me?" Li Huachen said: "I will reprimand them sharply, saying that they are not civilized and polite, and they use foul language." What is stuck here and there, it's simply unorthodox. I will teach them the five stresses and four beauty, law-abiding, and civility and politeness. ”
The kid next to him couldn't stand it anymore: "Brother, you just brit, if you are qualified to stand there, you won't brag here!"
Li Huachen smiled: "Hehe, just brag here, don't be weird." ”
Although everyone laughed, in fact, the disciples of the five old men made such a fuss, all of which made the originally serious and boring scene come alive. Everyone whispered, laughed and talked.
In fact, Wei Xiaochao, Ram Ge and Ming Jinsheng not only did not lose face, but because of this little episode, everyone felt a lot closer. When they stand behind the master, there is only one label, that is, the disciples of the five old men.
This label looks simple, but in fact, compared to other people, it is simply the difference between heaven and earth, cloud and mud. All but hope and worship and envy are the people.
But these three people made such a fuss, which made everyone feel close to them. There is a kind of disciple who is also a human being, a young man, and an ordinary person who likes to joke, say something incomprehensible in private, and say something deviant.
In short, not only will they not look down on them, but they will have a good feeling. Some of them were bold and whistled to them and called a few hellos.
The drunkard said: "Don't you make amends to the lord of the country?"
Ming Jinsheng and Ram Ge also hurriedly stood up, and the three of them knelt on one knee and shouted forgiveness.
The lord of Xiliang laughed: "Interesting, interesting, really interesting." The tall feet of these five old men, each with a free and easy personality, are eclectic, and they really make people happy when they see it. ”
The Lord of Xiliang nodded and said, "Get up, seeing that you young people are so friendly, it makes us old people envious." It reminds me of when I was younger. ”
The fisherman said: "Hey, look at what the king said, you are young and strong, and it is a good time, and a few of us are old and immortal." ”
"Hahaha!" the drunkard said: "I have worked hard to accept an apprentice, but as a result, you see, it is just such a few goods." Oh, old medicine jar, I was cheated by you, this stinky boy was honest in front of me, and when he met your apprentice, he became a street gangster. Didn't I just wonder, who taught you all these stinky things? Well, did you talk like that before?"
Ming Jinsheng hurriedly shook his head: "The drunkard seniors are angry, we usually ...... No, before...... Not really. ”
"Since when has that been like this? Well, I'd love to hear about it. ”
Ming Jinsheng looked at the ram song, the two looked at Wei Xiaochao together, and the three of them nodded in unison, and said in unison: "Since I met Li Huachen." ”
Li Huachen was in the crowd of people in the audience, and the apples he ate directly squirted out, and the bald heads in front of the spray were all over his head. Quickly wiped and apologized to others.
Birou looked at Li Huachen: "It turned out that you taught it?"
Li Huachen cried and shook his head vigorously, and Photon and Yaochi Immortal couldn't close their mouths with a smile. Li Huachen blushed and said, "What's so funny about you two big girls......? ”
The drunkard was stunned for a moment, and looked at the medicine man: "Li Huachen, is he the apprentice of the South Pole?
Yao Weng said helplessly: "Yes." ”
The fisherman thought for a moment: "What has that kid been busy with lately? It is said that the kid is a bit interesting, and he can toss a lot lately." ”
Yao Weng said: "Hey, don't mention him. Today is the day when the disciples of the Three Swords Saint announce to the world, let's not delay the business of others, stir up the three young people to become famous, you and I will be guilty. ”
The lord of Xiliang laughed: "Go back." ”
The three young men returned to stand behind the master, and Li Huachen glared at the three of them, gritting his teeth.
Yaochi Immortal looked at Li Huachen with a smile: "Are you all talking about this kind of topic together?"
Li Huachen waved his hand again and again: "Really not!"
"The last time I saw you, it seemed like you were also going to pick up girls together, right?"
"They pick up girls, and I just eat. ”
"Huh?" Yao Chi Immortal said, "You think I'm sitting in the hall, and I didn't see those two girls?"
Li Huachen was about to cry: "It's really none of my business." ”
At this time, a minister stood on a high place and said loudly: "Three Sword Saints, Xiliang Mountain, Sword Fighting Ceremony, officially begins!"
The audience was silent.
The minister said in a loud voice: "Please invite the Water Ripple Sword Saint, Ouyang Ye Hero, to announce his beloved disciple to the outside world!"
The crowd applauded.
Ouyang Ye walked out, and his apprentice Chen Xiaodao raised his head and followed him. Carrying a sword on his back and holding a sword. Everyone knows that the protagonists are finally going to appear one by one.
Ouyang Ye looked at everyone, gradually quieted down, and then said loudly: "Ouyang Ye is not talented! Thanks to the face of my fellow people in the rivers and lakes, I have been given a false name in the world." For decades, there has not been a day that has not been ashamed of this. However, I swear to pass on and carry forward the swordsmanship of my master by the sword god of my master, and I will not be exhausted for a day, and I will not tremble for a day. First of all, I will take my two junior disciples, two junior nephews, and one apprentice to worship my teacher!
The Three Sword Saints took their apprentices, knelt in two rows facing the west in the distance, and kowtowed three heads respectfully.
Everyone admired the Three Sword Saints' respect and filial piety to the Master to this day. The Yaochi Immortal also nodded in the crowd: "It's an apprentice with a heart." ”