Chapter 762: Niu'er, Dance for Uncle
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Lei Bang shrunk the cap of the red star second pot head, sniffed deeply, and showed an expression of enjoyment on his face.
Wang Yan on the sidelines looked at his scalp numb, and his heart was as frantic as a lightning strike, Brother Bang really doesn't want it, your big move is too big, I'm afraid that the Shiva goddess who doesn't seem to have much social experience can't bear it?
"Giggles, fun and funny. Wu Ya Ange covered her lips and smiled, squinting her eyes, looking full of interest and not thinking of a big deal.
"Amitabha, the poor monk also heard that you can't give Lei Bang a drink, otherwise the consequences will be very serious, is this really the case?"
He is not in the same sub-bureau as Wang Yan and others, and he rarely intersects with Wang Yan and others, so naturally he has never seen the special features of Lei Bang.
Nan Lian raised the corners of her mouth slightly, and replied quietly: "Very serious." ”
"Very serious?" "The six non-precepts were even more confused.
Could something incredible really happen?
Wang Yan's expression froze, you bad guys, just waiting to see a good show?
Comrade Lei Bang is our important partner, if there is any international dispute, or the god Shiva is provoked, and we want to work hard with the Chinese National Africa Bureau, what can we do?
Although Wang Yan was anxious in his heart, in the ring, Lei Bang had already beaten the cap of the bottle full of two pots to his mouth little by little.
Wang Yan, Liu Bujie and the other four people all unconsciously held their breath, and their eyes were all focused.
Lei Bang handed the cap full of the second pot to his lips, hesitated again, and took it down.
Suddenly, "Wow!"
Lei Bang raised his hand, and the bottle cap and two pots were spilled for him.
"Huh?"
Wang Yan was surprised for a while, he was pleased to find that Lei Bang didn't drink alcohol, and spilled the wine, could it be that Brother Bang was enlightened?
In short, Lei Bang didn't drink alcohol.
His tense heart also relaxed.
It seems that Lei Bang is still very reliable now, and finally he is not so willful.
At this moment, Lei Bang exhaled deeply and threw away the bottle cap in his hand.
"Huh?" Wang Yan was puzzled.
Why did he lose the cap of the bottle? His bottle of two pots is not capped?
Lei Bang looked cold, looked at the second pot head in his hand, and suddenly raised his head, "Goo Dong, Goo Dong", and poured the whole bottle down.
"Shhh
At this time, not only Wang Yan, but even Nanlian and An Ge, who were not big of a deal around him, were all stunned.
Just kidding, right?
This thing can get drunk by licking one bottle cap, and two bottle caps will be messing around, and if these three bottles are capped, you don't have to think about it, you must be drunk directly. But now, it's a whole bottle and a half catty of two-pot heads, a whole bottle, all this goods have been poured down?!
It's over, what will happen in the ring this time, he doesn't dare to think about it.
My head hurts, and now I want to leave.
"What's wrong? Liu Bujie looked dazed, obviously like the audience, and still hadn't figured out what was going on.
Even the goddess of Shiva in the ring, Indira, frowned slightly, and there was a trace of doubt in her heart. What kind of wine did he drink if he knew that he was invincible?
"Sixth, ......" Wang Yan was sweaty, full of sorrow, and just wanted to open his mouth to tell the six not to quit a few words, but there was already a reaction in the ring.
"Wow...... Hah!" Lei Bang sucked up the last drop of wine in the bottle, and after a full pause for several seconds, he exhaled a breath of turbid air with relief, and two hot blush immediately appeared on his white face.
Then he reluctantly threw away the wine bottle, with a complacent expression on his face, and laughed innocently, "Hey, hey, good wine!"
"Amitabha, Lao Wang, what will happen after Lei Bang drinks?"
He looked at the thunder in the ring, and his heart was furious, this atmosphere, this style of painting, it seems that something is not quite right?
Wang Yan's sideburns slid down the sweat, and he shrank back to the seat behind him with a weak heart.
He knew what had happened before, but what would happen next, he couldn't figure out for sure.
The flush on Lei Bang's cheeks went all the way to the root of his ears, and after looking left and right in the ring for a while, his eyes suddenly narrowed, and he shouted with a smile: "Haha, Lao Wang!"
Wang Yan was full of excitement, and a chill rushed from the tail vertebrae to the back of his head.
What's going on? Why does this thing look for itself everywhere as soon as he drinks? This audience and friends all over the world are watching, and he doesn't carry this disaster.
"Hey, hey, little villain, so you're hiding here. ”
Lei Bang's whole face turned red, and while burping, he said with a smile, "Lao Wang, you bad guy, you soaked in a group of beautiful girls, and I forgot about my brothers." ”
Wang Yan's body stiffened, and he still came.
"Forget it, we're all men, I know. Lei Hong's eyes were a little erratic, but the smile was even stronger.
What have I done...... Wang Yan's face turned dark, and a feeling of being loveless was endless.
Nan Lian and An Ge turned their faces away with some embarrassment, they never expected these two goods, they would be like this, they knew that it would be like this, and they didn't want to come to the sidelines to watch the game if they were killed.
It's really embarrassing, it's embarrassing.
Liubujie, who was sitting next to these three people, had already opened his mouth at this time, and sweat came out on his smooth head.
This is too exaggerated, isn't it? What kind of weird transformation is this? This thunder was a cold male god a moment ago, how can he become this dead virtue now?
The entire venue, except for the people from the East China Branch of the Huaxia International Africa Bureau, all looked at the scene in front of them dumbfounded, and they couldn't figure out what happened to Lei Bang's body at all.
"Heh, hehe. In the audience of Huaxia Kingdom, Guan Nuo and Little Rabbit laughed twice and retreated from the back of the hairy crab. Even the little ferret, which was still arrogant and "squeaking" and cheering and shouting just now, retracted in sweat.
They really can't add this oil.
Wang Yan tilted his head and took a few deep breaths, so far, he can only persuade this second goods to come down, otherwise things will only get bigger and bigger.
"I said, Brother Bang, why don't you come down first, what's the matter, let's go back and talk slowly?" Wang Yan forced a smile and carefully comforted.
"No, no, no. Lei Bang's body shook slightly, and he waved his hand, "If I don't go down, I still have to fight!"
Wang Yan is a little crazy in his heart, he still wants to play a game like this?
"Dude, I'm going to whisper to you, I, I seem to have a crush on a girl, too. Lei Bang burped and smiled mysteriously.
Suddenly, Lei Bang pointed at the goddess Indira Shiva with one hand, and said with a big tongue and a smirk, "Hey, hey, Lao Wang, look at this girl, isn't it very punctual? Look at her, she has big breasts, a thin waist, a curled buttocks, and a hint of mystery, I like it! Lao Wang, you can't rob me." ”
"Poof!"
Wang Yan almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, what kind of whisper is this? This is clearly a blatant teasing.
Who else wants to rob you of that Indian goddess, don't you want to live?
Wang Yan's heart was cold, the Indian goddess is a half-step S-level top ability, her strength is weird and strong, and she is also the national religion of India, the representative of the world of Shiva, aren't you afraid that the group of Indian Asan will put your sack in the middle of the night? Or provoke that goddess, and people will directly bring the doppelganger of Shiva to you and come to you desperately?
The more I think about it, the more chills I feel in my heart, Brother Bang, Brother Bang, if you are looking for death, you can't pull me to find it together.
Sure enough, almost at the same time, there was an uproar in the surrounding audience, especially the Indian delegation, which exploded.
What do Lei Bang and Wang Yan want to do? They are tired of life and want to kill themselves?
Molessing the goddess Shiva is tantamount to molesting their god Shiva, and for some devout Indians, it is even more serious than molesting their own grandmother, which is simply the greatest insult to their faith.
"Old, old Wang, the consequences of Lei Bang's drinking, too, are too serious!" Liu Buqi broke out in a cold sweat, he felt that sitting next to Wang Yan was like sitting under the tip of a knife, full of danger.
He couldn't help but sneak a glance at the Shiva goddess in the ring, and his heart tightened, the Shiva goddess was really going to be angry.
In the ring, the goddess Shiva stood in place, and her whole body breath had begun to boil.
Her face under the veil flickered red and white, and her anger grew more and more. Since she was a child, no one has dared to say such rude words in front of her.
No, this is not just rude, it is clearly in front of her, pointing at her face, and then nakedly teasing her.
Where did they get the guts? It's unforgivable!
"Wow!"
The goddess Shiva took a step, chanted Sanskrit mantras and danced a yoga dance to communicate divine powers.
In India, Shiva is the god of war, destruction, asceticism, and dance, representing the power of life and death, change, decay, and regeneration. Legend has it that Shiva danced, the power to create and destroy the universe.
The dance danced by the goddess Shiva is actually a way to combine the soul and communicate the divine power at the same time, which is the same as the Chinese Taoist Hui Bugang Fighting.
It's just that this kind of yoga dance in India has a larger range of movements and is more beautiful.
"Hahaha, Lao Wang, have you seen it? This beautiful girl danced for Uncle Ben!" Lei Bang blushed and smiled obscenely, "Hahaha, it's good-looking!
Shiva's head was dizzy, and the Sanskrit words in her mouth were broken.
A pretty face flushed, because there was still too little contact with the society, it took a long time to spit out two words: "Look for death!"
Then I almost gritted my teeth before I finished the dance.
Suddenly, a breathtaking terrifying power surged in the goddess Shiva.
The faint red mark on her eyebrows suddenly opened, and the eyes that stood on her forehead were extremely cold, as if they could see through the soul.
In addition, her eyes flashed with a golden light, and two additional arms were born behind her back, and the whole person was like the Shiva god of India descending on the ring, panicking the heavenly power like a mountain, and overwhelming people. Some people who have low cultivation and are timid can't help but feel a feeling in their hearts that they want to kneel and worship.
"Such a strong momentum, the goddess Shiva and just now are almost like two people!" Wang Yan took a deep breath, this was a force that even he felt threatened. Brother Bang's death this time is considered to be overdone.
"Not bad, yes, this beauty is so strong, I like it!" Lei Bang took a sip of wine, pulled out the thunder gun, and stepped forward, "Look at your brother Bang, how can I clean you up with a big gun!"
"Hiss!" Wang Yan and Liu Bujie and others at the bottom gasped and petrified on the spot.
Brother Bang, why are you so swaying today?
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(To be continued.) )