Chapter 1: Crossing into a Licking Dog

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The light in the small room is not very good, only the desktop computer screen in the corner, emitting a hazy light haze.

Yang Ming was wearing a rolled-up old-fashioned white sweatshirt and big pants, holding a hairy leg and sitting at the computer desk, his face full of shock.

"How is that possible!"

"I actually crossed over!"

"I'm also dressed as a licking dog!"

He really wanted to cry without tears.

Originally, he was a rookie singer who had just debuted in Earth Huaxia, but somehow, he woke up from sleep inexplicably, and his soul penetrated into the youth of this parallel world.

Fortunately, this person is also called Yang Ming, otherwise let him change his name and surname, I am really sorry for his dead ghost father.

What makes it difficult for Yang Ming to accept is that if you cross, you can cross over, and you can cross over to a licking dog!

It's still a super licking dog!

It took two minutes to review the growth process of this product in the past 20 years, Yang Ming is really a Buddha.

This is the classic life of a licking dog!

Elementary school licking, junior high school licking, high school licking, college licking, and countless goddesses who have licked.

The worst thing is that I have licked so many goddesses, and I haven't even succeeded in one of them.

is humble to death, and now I haven't even handed over my first love after graduating from college!

"Lick the dog lick the dog, it's really licking until there is nothing left!" Yang Ming looked down on this kind of man the most in his previous life.

Knowing that others don't like him, he gave up his dignity, had no bottom line, and used a hot face to stick to the other party's cold ass, and finally got a sentence "You are a good person".

"Good uncle!"

Feeling that he couldn't go back, Yang Ming could only pick up the half-eaten instant noodles in front of him and take a bite hard.

……

"Thank you for the 10 sets of 1314 sent by my little wolf brother!"

"Thank you for making a wish!"

"Wow! The emperor actually entered my live broadcast room, and the emperor's big brother came in, welcome Emperor Goge!"

Yang Ming, who was eating instant noodles, could hear the hysterical high-frequency screams of the woman in the headphones from afar.

On the computer screen is a female anchor with a beautiful face that is a little deformed, and Yang Ming has an urge to hit someone.

It turned out that after graduating from college, the original owner became obsessed with the female anchor of the Internet again, and successfully evolved into a cloud licking dog!

"Look at this screen name, humble little Ming......" Yang Ming wanted to vomit blood a little.

Humble and small, licking the dog online, it's really enough.

The humble Xiao Ming is not only humble in his online name, but also even more humble in his work. Today, the 8th, is the day he goes to work and pays his salary, with a total salary of more than 3,000 yuan, just a few minutes before Yang Ming crosses, he was swiped by the humble Xiao Ming with a gift of 3,000 yuan to the female anchor in front of him!

I only kept 300 yuan for myself, and I was ready to eat instant noodles for a month!

"Are you stupid? let Lao Tzu drink the northwest wind ......" Yang Ming couldn't wait to slap himself hundreds of times.

A few minutes earlier, I can save these 3,000 yuan! God, it's too difficult for me!

"Emperor Gege, why are you leaving? Don't go!" Dan'er, the female anchor on the computer screen, looked annoyed.

It is rare for such a big person to patronize her live broadcast room, but the other party left without any gifts, and I feel that I missed hundreds of millions.

I'm so disappointed! I am so difficult! She looked at those fans who brushed 1314, and secretly gritted her teeth in her heart, poor ghost, will you die if you brush more?

A 1314 is only a dime, a group of 99 13 14 is only 9 yuan 9, and ten groups of 1314 are only 99 yuan, where can it compare to those big brothers who spend a lot of money?

didn't catch the emperor's brother who was passing by, Dan'er thought of the "humble little Ming" who brushed himself with three rockets not long ago.

"Is Brother Xiao Ming still there?" Thinking that tomorrow the ninth day would be Huabei's repayment day, Dan'er decided to dig up from this old fan again.

This is called "Humble Xiao Ming", in the past three months, she has been brushed with three rockets every month, and Dan'er still has some impressions.

However, she didn't want to get in touch with each other, and she didn't give too much face.

The "Humble Ming" rank is just an ordinary knight, which shows that this guy is not a big guy. Looking at the points, "Humble Xiaoming" only gave her a gift, and it was 3,000 yuan on the 8th of each month, making it clear that today's salary would be paid!

"This kid must be a fat house! Only brush me three rockets when I get paid, this stingy ghost!"

Dan'er secretly despised the "humble little Ming" in her heart, but she had a bright smile on her face, she was like a fairy descending to earth with a tenth-level beauty, and the snake spirit was reincarnated, and her smile was absolutely upside down, calling out in a voice that could no longer be smacked.

"Brother Xiao Ming, my Brother Ming, why don't you speak? I still don't like Dan'er anymore? Don't you want Dan'er anymore?"

Listening to Dan'er's soft call, the male fans in the live broadcast room also became excited, "Humble Xiaoming, Dan'er called you, there is something good at night!"

"Brother Xiao Ming is definitely a big boss, three rockets are 3,000 yuan, which is worth a month's salary!"

"Brother Xiao Ming is really the boss, it seems that he also brushed three rockets last month!

"The boss has the ability to do another one!"

If it was the original Yang Ming, seeing the barrage surging on the computer screen, he would definitely be overjoyed, feeling that his vanity had been fully satisfied, as if his life had reached its peak, and the remaining 300 instant noodle money should not be kept......

It's a pity that Yang Ming has changed now.

Yang Ming sneered, "Sure enough, the price of women has risen, and no licking dog is innocent! What a goddess live broadcast room is simply a paradise for licking dogs!"

"Brother Xiao Ming, just say something!" Dan'er didn't reply to the word "humble Xiao Ming", and she was a little anxious, this previous thing was a goddess in seconds.

"Could it be that he was too cold to him before?Why don't you give him some sweetness and connect the live broadcast?" Dan'er suddenly had a new idea.

Live connection is to connect voice or video with each other in the live broadcast room, so that everyone can see each other, as if they were chatting in person.

Generally, the goddess anchor only gives preferential treatment to the first person on the gift list, which is the so-called "big brother on the list", although Yang Ming swiped 3,000 gifts today, it obviously has not reached Dan'er's psychological expectations.

It's not a lack of money, Dan'er decided to lower the bar.

"Brother Xiao Ming, let's go live to connect, you have been on TV for so long in my live broadcast room! Let's have a good chat!" Dan'er took the initiative to apply for a video connection with a click of the mouse.

"Wow! Sister Dan took the initiative to connect with the humble Xiao Ming, it's too face-giving!"

"It's good to still have money!"

"If I have money, I will be connected with Dan'er twenty-four hours a day, and I will see every move of the goddess, which is so exciting. ”

"Get out!" Yang Ming saw a wail on the barrage, and he reflexively wanted to refuse.

Coming from Earth, he knows very well that most female anchors are born for money, and the purpose of everything is to ask for money.

Those who have talent are a little better, but this Dan'er in front of him can't sing a single song, and he will be snorting all day long, and shouting like chicken blood, "Thank you, Gege!"

But at this moment, an electronic sound suddenly sounded in Yang Ming's mind:

[Detect!Detect!Traveler verified correct!]

【Shenhao Support System is now on!】

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