"When I was caught by King Daming, it was funny!

When it comes to silver-white, we have to talk about the evolution history of color in China......"

"You see this wound on my body, don't you think it's what I fell into the pit when I went to the toilet.

Speaking of manure pits, we have to talk about the evolution history of toilets in China......"

Lose your marbles!

Lu Yifan was almost driven crazy by this monster called "Guli Weird"!

In the next three days, Lu Yifan almost listened to this thing tell the history of all kinds of unpopular, obscure, and boring things in China!

Lu Yifan swore that he had never seen a person in his life who could speak so well and was so verbose!

Five days passed.

Lu Yifan felt that his mind was about to collapse!

Ten days passed.

Lu Yifan was already confused at this time, dizzy, and his eyelids trembled.

A month has passed.

Lu Yifan foamed at the mouth from time to time, his eyes rolled white, and his mind was sometimes sober and sometimes crazy.

A month and a half passed.

When Lu Yifan was sober, he couldn't help but feel creepy.

If you continue like this, when you survive for two months at most, you will definitely lose your mind and become crazy!

Sure enough, whether it was a silent trial or a lively trial, it was not as simple as imagined, otherwise it would not have become a trial on the seventh floor of the Daming Palace.

"No, I have to find a way to shut up this monster, or I'll go crazy sooner or later!"

But how do you keep this guy shut?

Lu Yifan endured Gu Li's strange nagging, and his eyes narrowed slightly as he scanned the demon beast's body.

When he saw the huge ears of the monster's head, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration!

"Hahahahaha......"

Lu Yifan suddenly laughed.

Guri scratched his bare head and wondered, "What are you laughing at?"

"You just mentioned the dish and I suddenly thought of a particularly funny joke I told my girlfriend. "Lu Yifan said.

Gurry is weird: "What a joke?

Lu Yifan's eyes flashed.

Hooked!

"When I first met my girlfriend Yang Chan, I said to her, you know, I like to eat meat, but today I decided to start a vegetarian diet when I saw you.

Do you know why?" Lu Yifan asked.

Gurry Weird: "Why?"

Lu Yifan: "Because you are my dish!hahahaha, Tai Nima is funny!!

Guli's weird black man's question mark: "......"

What's funny?

It's clear and cold, and it's embarrassing, okay?!

Lu Yifan: "By the way, Gu Li is weird, do you know what animals are easy to be afraid of?"

Guli is weird: "Probably a mouse, rat is timid." ”

Lu Yifan: "Wrong! It's a sea lion, because 'I will still be afraid, when I wake up and am not by your side, I am afraid of ......'"

Immediately afterwards, Lu Yifan began to sing the song "Still Will" over and over again with this reason.

And he only sings the lyrics "I'm still scared, I'm not by your side when I wake up" over and over again, and he doesn't sing it at all!

I sang a lyric for more than five hours in a row!

Guli's face was green when he was sung, and he was holding two huge ears and twisting his body there, looking a little uncomfortable.

When Lu Yifan saw him like this, he couldn't help but slightly curl the corners of his mouth.

Yes!

I guessed right!

This monster has a huge mouth and can talk endlessly and drive people crazy.

But at the same time, he also has huge ears, and if he keeps saying boring things like him, he can also drive him crazy!

What's more, Lu Yifan's cold jokes are too cold and embarrassing!

"Do you know what frogs eat to choke? It's a pumpkin! because it's 'hard to croak'! hahaha......"

"The ruthless Xiao Ming licked his hand, and he was crying!hahahaha......"

"I'm happy, but I have no one to share, what's the use of me wanting this happiness? Of course, I'm secretly happy by myself!hahahaha......"

"By asking where the restaurant is, the shepherd boy said you can't navigate yourself? grass! ha......

One by one, the cold jokes are endless, embarrassing, cold, and not funny at all.

Gu Li's strange body shrunk into a ball, and he desperately covered his ears, not wanting to listen to Lu Yifan's cold jokes.

However, his ears are too big to cover them tightly!

A day passed.

From time to time, Guli's mouth foamed at the mouth, and his body trembled.

Five days passed.

Guri strangely buried his huge head in the ground, like an ostrich, and looked very uncomfortable.

Seven days have passed.

On this day, Gu Li Strange finally opened his mouth, let out a miserable roar, spurted a mouthful of essence blood from his mouth, and wailed: "You are too long-winded!!!

Ahhhhh!!!!h

Bang!

I saw that Gu Li's strange body was like a balloon that had been inflated, rapidly inflated, and then exploded into a cloud of blood mist with a bang, and died.

At the moment when Gu Li died strangely, Lu Yifan's mind sounded that voice again.

"Congratulations on passing the hilarious trial!

Trialist, you're right, the only way to deal with verbal deterrence is with language!

Guli is not a monster, but a conjugation of the spirit of one of my words.

Since you can pass its trial, then I will teach you the method of condensing words and controlling all things with words. ”

Immediately afterwards, a series of golden words with an ancient atmosphere appeared in Lu Yifan's mind!

Those words are made from the elements that are the foundation of all things!

These elements sometimes form flying fish, sometimes monsters, sometimes beautiful women, sometimes babies......

In the process of changing the words, Lu Yifan felt a trace of understanding in his heart.

Whether it is in the earthly world or in the world of immortals and demons, the creation of all things is created by human beings or gods using language to communicate.

In a word, it can be punished!

In a word, it can be a prophecy!

As long as the Peacock Daming King's "Law of Words and Spirits" is cultivated to the top, with just one sentence, what he says will become a reality!

At this time, Lu Yifan finally understood what the "God said" at the beginning of the Bible of the Western God Jesus meant.

It turns out that Western gods also use the "Law of Words and Spirits" to create things!

It's just that, compared to the Peacock Ming King, the Western God is too weak.

After all, King Daming had mastered the law of words and spirits before he ascended.

Sitting in this lively trial space, Lu Yifan's mind continued to comprehend the method of words and spirits.

One year ...... Two years......

Nearly a hundred years have passed!

Lu Yifan opened his eyes and gently spit out a sentence: "I said, there must be water!"

In an instant, the spit words turned into a clear river, surrounding Lu Yifan in the void.

Trapped me...... Accompanied the subject to the hospital for a day, and went home non-stop to cook and give the subject medicine...... Now the subject is still feverish, and I have just finished writing......

(End of chapter)