I was glad to have a white lamp, but my grandfather's face was always gloomy, and he hesitated for a long time before he said to me, "Yezi, give me this lamp! ”

I was stunned. But I immediately understood: my father saw that the origin of this white lamp was extraordinary, and he also felt that the origin of this lamp was mysterious, and he did not want me to be contaminated with cause and effect. However, the Chen family's white lamp can't be discarded, so he plans to pass the lamp himself and block the cause and effect for me.

As soon as I was about to say no, Sister Yun said, "This lamp should be left in the hands of Yezi! It's not something that anyone can block it. Besides, if you hold a white light, you might even get even more trouble for the wild son. ”

Sister Yun is right, if something happens to my grandfather with a white light, I will definitely try my best to investigate, countless causes and effects are entangled, and no one can say what will happen.

My grandfather thought about it for a long time before he patted his thigh and said, "Forget it, you don't need to ask for a blessing, and you can't avoid it if it's a disaster." If there is something in the future, let's just carry it together. ”

My father stood up and said, "That lamp, you think about it carefully, I used to teach you those things, and you can forget them." Think about this lamp. I always feel that this has something to do with your grandfather...... Forget it, don't talk about it, there are some things that you will be confused when you listen to it too much. ”

If my father doesn't say it, I'll find a way to study that white light.

However, before I study the white light, I'm going to study the jelly beans first.

I circled around the little jelly bean several times in a row: "Open your mouth, ah-"

Ye Xuan also came over: "Teeth, tell me to squeak-"

"Go aside!" I almost made Ye Xuan angry: "What are you fooling around?"

Ye Xuan didn't have any consciousness at all: "Don't you just want to see her teeth? ”

Little Jelly Bean's two dark eyes turned from my face to Ye Xuan's face, and then from Ye Xuan's face: "I don't have blood-sucking fangs." ”

Ye Xuan clapped his hands: "Look, did I just say that the grandsons of the sect are pulling calves?"

I scratched my head: "It seems to be the same, but how did that Taoist priest die?"

While we were talking, Jelly Bean added, "I use a straw." ”

"Huh?" I froze.

Ye Xuan shouted: "You can use a straw if you use a straw, right? Can you use four straws at once? It looks like a tooth mark." ”

"I think the vampire is so cool...... "Little Jelly Bean said before he looked at me cautiously and said, "You won't let me go, will you?"

"What's the matter?" Ye Xuan said grinningly: "If I and Brother Fox go over, I will also kill that thing." Hacking to death with a knife is no different from biting your teeth to death. Anyway, it's all over if you die. Besides, you didn't suck blood everywhere. What are you doing with those useless things?"

"But...... But ......" Little Jelly Bean had just said twice, but I took out a lollipop from my pocket and stuffed it into her mouth: "Eat more sugar in the future." If you want to suck blood, look for enemies. If you don't have an enemy, just tell me. I'm going to find a way to get some. ”

Little Jelly Bean grabbed his head: "You guys are used to me like this, okay?"

"What's wrong with that!" Ye Xuan grinned: "My own sister, you have to get used to heaven." Let the stars not give the moon. Come and give my brother a smile. ”

Xiao Qian'er hurriedly came over and pulled the little jelly bean out: "Hurry up, don't let this old man be ashamed to tease." Let me tell you, if a man is good to you, he is greedy for your body......"

Ye Xuan was almost angry: "Xiao Qian'er, can you teach some good ones?" You have lived in our house for so long that you don't even close the door when you sleep. Did I go and sew the door? The nightdress was thin, and there was a little pig on the underwear, I could see it. Not only did I not stare at it, but I also found you an apron to cover the ......."

"Damn" I covered my face on the spot: "You talk, you talk, I can't listen to it." ”

As soon as I turned around, I heard the two of them start talking.

", you dare to kick my crotch?"

"Who told you to scratch my breasts!"

"Nonsense, do you have breasts?"

The two of them couldn't look at it.

I was about to go back upstairs and lie down for a while, my grandfather and my grandmother were pinching upstairs again, and it seemed that it was because of makeup, and my father seemed to say: "Old ladies paint their faces at least a little." I can fall asleep while waiting. As a result, the two of them got up in the guest room.

I was far away when I heard my father pulling his neck and shouting: "I said that you have been painting your face for a long time, and why have you bent you? The children are waiting to eat! You go to the vegetable market and paint your face, who will show it? You will not open the house for three days." ”

It's going to be hands-on!

At first, I was afraid that my grandfather would suffer a loss, so I quickly listened through the crack in the door, and then I heard my grandfather whisper: "Xiaoyun......! Aren't you going to let me fart just now?"

Is this what is going on at first glance?

Before I could figure out what was going on, I heard my grandfather shout again, "Pack up your things and leave, and in a moment, all the things will be thrown out." I was upset when I looked at it. ”

My father's voice suddenly lowered again: "Let's go out and buy it in a while, I heard that the poplar forest is good, let's go and see it in a while, and if you want to get it, you can get an international brand." ”

Get!

My grandfather is laughing at himself in the house!

If my father knew I was outside, he would have to come out and kill me!

I can't stay here!

Where do I go?

I took the little jelly beans out and had a meal of skewers, and then came back and fell asleep.

That's how a life without a mission comes in.

But within a few days of my comfortable days, something bad happened.

That day, when Ning Ye came to the door, I felt that something was wrong. Ning Ye is quite kind to me, but he has the face of an old man, and he can usually pull a foot long when he is fine. If you don't laugh, it's guaranteed to scare you. This time, as soon as he entered the door, he smiled, and his face twitched with laughter, who saw it, and didn't know that he was carrying it badly?

After Ning Ye entered the door, he talked to me about homely things, and praised me vigorously, praising me for being sensible for a while, and praising Ye Xuan for being capable for a while. The most terrible thing is that he praises Xiao Qian'er for being virtuous, and Xiao Qian'er is not married, does it have anything to do with Xian'er?

I listened to it for a long time, but I really couldn't listen to it anymore: "Master Ning, do you have anything to say directly? ”

Ning Ye coughed dryly and said, "Then I'll tell you the truth! This time, we received a task, and we named you to go, which is to continue to track down Hong Zi'an's whereabouts." ”

This task is what I expected, the old man Hong Xiao also has a sense of Jianghu on him, his grandson has become neither human nor ghost, he will definitely not give up, at least he has to find out the reason why Hong Zi'an became a spirit. However, he asked me to track down Hong Zi'an's whereabouts, which made me feel a little surprised.

I nodded and said, "I can take this task." Master Ning, is there anything else you haven't said??"

Ning Ye said: "This task requires you to work together with the second department to complete it, and the person who leads the team in the second place is...... Be...... Li Yunge?"

"What the hell!" Ye Xuan seemed to be burned by fire, and jumped up from the sofa: "Master Ning, you're here specifically to joke with us, right?"

My face also sank: "Master Ning, you take back your words and say it well, we can still be friends." If that's the case, we really won't be able to deal with it in the future. You're throwing such a-stirring stick next to me, and you're not going to let people live a good life? I'm afraid I'll strangle her to death before I'm halfway through my mission. ”

"Fart!" My grandfather came out at some point: "What shit-stirring stick? are you shit?"

My grandfather blew his beard and glared: "What is a task? A task is an order, and it must be completed." Don't give any reason, and don't make any excuses. ”

Sister Yun also followed: "Old dead man, can you bear it again?" Shut your mouth for me!"

My grandfather was so frightened that he shrank his neck and stopped squeaking. Ning Ye could only speak: "I know that this task is to embarrass you. However, the command given above is just that. I can't help it. It's not like I haven't fought for it, but I don't spit on it!"

I thought for a moment: "What do you mean by that?"

Ning Ye waved his hand and said: "It's what team building requires sincere cooperation, I can't listen to that!"

I said in a deep voice, "I see." Yang Zhiming's side is still a thief!"

I sneered: "Yang Zhiming has the support of the sect over there, and he can continuously absorb masters." There are only a few of us who can keep creating friction and keep getting us in trouble, as long as we touch the rules. They can justifiably kick us out of the Alien Bureau. On the contrary, they can do nothing and wait to consume us, which is more effective than a head-on conflict. ”

There is a saying in officialdom: do more wrong, do less wrong, and don't do well.

When you do things, there will always be people who find fault with you, and even if you can do it perfectly, there are people who can pick the bones out of the eggs. On the contrary, people who don't do things have nothing to fault with.

Compared with consumption, we really can't compare to Yang Zhiming. As long as we're caught and kicked out of the game, don't think about coming in again. Yang Zhiming's goal was achieved.

Ye Xuan was anxious: "We can also expand the number!

Ning Ye shook his head and said, "This method doesn't work. In fact, Yang Zhiming is not wrong to have a point of view, the warlock's Jianghu qi is too heavy, and it is uneven. Walking the rivers and lakes, talking about brothers, you can. It is difficult to get them to obey orders. If it weren't for the fact that you and Chen Ye had both served as soldiers, and you had this relationship with my brother, I wouldn't have easily brought you into the Abnormal Adjustment Bureau. The result of us dragging people in is to give Yang Zhiming more handles. It's worth the loss!"

I hesitated for a moment before saying, "I've taken this mission." ”

Ning Ye breathed a long sigh of relief before he said, "Chen Ye, you remember for me, this mission must not be used against Li Yunge." Do you understand?"