Outside the courtyard, I heard my mother's uncle's swearing.

"Bastard. ”

Dad Zhou scolded angrily.

"It's hard for your fifth aunt, such a man on the stall. ”

This maternal uncle is also surnamed Wu, and he is from Liuhe Town, how can he get along with the fifth aunt who is here dozens of miles away, it has to start from the fifth aunt who went to the provincial capital to take a child to a distant relative's house.

When I went to take care of the children for a year and a half, I met my maternal uncle at that time.

At that time, my maternal uncle was doing business near the vegetable market in the provincial capital, setting up a stall to sell things.

The maternal uncle said some hot words to the fifth aunt at that time, the fifth aunt has not seen much of the world in the countryside, in addition to taking care of the children and cooking at the distant relatives' house, indoors all day long, and can not contact anyone, every time I pass by the maternal uncle's stall, the maternal uncle who has been outside for a long time, has no skin and no shame, just a few words of love make the fifth aunt's heart beat wildly.

The maternal uncle saw that the fifth aunt had a good impression of her, once asked her to dinner, and held the hand of the fifth aunt who was only sixteen years old that year, and in that year and a half, the maternal uncle became the person who spoke her heart in the city and province, and then in the next two years, the maternal uncle came back in March and May to sell clothes to the fifth aunt and send beautiful shoes.

Grandpa also knew about this maternal uncle, and when he saw this person for the first time, he just stopped his daughter from approaching the man, because his grandfather didn't have a good impression of him and felt that the other party was unreliable.

I have to say that this grandfather is still very accurate in seeing people, and this maternal uncle seems to have verified how unreliable those are over the years.

At the beginning, he couldn't stop it, this old five didn't marry him, and other local matchmakers came to say goodbye, but the fifth child didn't raise his eyes, and his grandfather scolded him for being a ghost, but it aroused the rebellion of the fifth child, and ran out with the other party for a month.

Now my grandfather is crying and saying that this daughter is finished, and then I will find someone else's house, how to find it, everyone around me knows that the fifth child has been running away with that man for a month.

A month later, the fifth child came back, and my grandfather was too late for this fight.

So they agreed to their marriage, but when they looked at their maternal uncle's house in Liuyang Town, they were dumbfounded, the old house of this maternal uncle's house collapsed, and he made do with a bed to sleep in his eldest brother's animal pens.

After this trouble, he found that this son-in-law was even more unreliable than he thought was unreliable!

I can't even get home.

I don't care if I give birth to a baby, I don't go to the field to farm, I don't work outside, I say I do business, I can't support myself by setting up a stall, I don't return home in a few days all year round, my daughter is a mother and a father, if I don't have it for myself and her mother, I can still help, relying on that man is only afraid that the family is hungry every day.

Not being at home is a sin for him.

I also love to lose my temper, love to drink, and I don't have a fart to drink, I get drunk when I drink a little, and every time I drink, I make the family chickens and dogs jump, scolding people, throwing things, water bottles, teacups, and I don't know how much I sacrificed heroically.

"What's wrong with Lao Tzu drinking some wine, Lao Tzu is uncomfortable, you stinky woman don't pour me a glass of water, and dare to say Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu ......"

"Bang!"

A glass bottle died heroically on the ground in his hand.

"You don't smash things anymore, I beg you. ”

Wu Lanyun wiped tears on the ground.

She stopped it just now, but her maternal uncle was a man after all, and although he was drunk, it was still easy to fall her.

She couldn't wring it up.

Wu Lanyun saw that he couldn't beat him, so he cried and begged him.

"Please, you can do well, don't let other people's jokes in our family during the New Year. ”

"You're afraid of jokes, your family just laughs at me, your family just looks down on me, seeing that I didn't earn money during the New Year, and you won't be allowed to drink some wine!"

"You guys, you guys, you don't give me wine, I'll go to someone else's house to drink some, you won't let me, I'll fuck it. ”

"You're still out there saying I'm a broken jar, don't think I don't know, I'm telling you, I'm a broken jar, fuck it, a broken jar will break it, it's always a broken one anyway!"

……

In addition, some unpleasant Jiangcheng dialects were constantly whispering with those organs.

"Father-in-law, mother-in-law. ”

"Grandpa, grandma. ”

"Second son-in-law, Xiao Xian, you are here, stop him quickly, the things in the house are going to be broken for him, what kind of sin did we do in our previous life!"

"Stop, stop, you can stop me. ”

"Stop me, I'll see how you stop when you go home. ”

"Wu Dahua, you're enough. ”

Zhou's father scolded Wu Dahua.

But it was useless at all, and his maternal uncle Wu Dahua still went his own way, and dropped a boiling water bottle again.

also pushed Dad Zhou, who stepped forward, away, so that Dad Zhou's center of gravity was unstable and he sat on the ground.

This drank some cat urine and moved on my brother-in-law's head.

"What are you doing, how can you do it to your brother-in-law. "The fifth aunt went to scratch her maternal uncle.

The maternal uncle was about to kick the fifth aunt with his foot.

Zhou Xian hugged Wu Dahua from behind.

"You let go of me, what are you doing?"

Zhou Xian said coldly: "I'll let your mother, uncle, sober up!"

"I'm not drunk, you let me go. ”

"Xiaoxian, where are you going to take your maternal uncle?"

"Fifth aunt, don't worry. ”

Zhou Xian held Wu Dahua like an eagle catching a chicken, no matter how Wu Dahua struggled, he couldn't break free, Zhou Xian had a lot of strength, this Wu Dahua usually doesn't do farm work, and his strength is not great, but it is still very big for Aunt Yu, he didn't expect Xiao Xian to mention him all of a sudden like lifting a chicken.

There was a pond behind his grandmother's house, and Zhou Xian threw his maternal uncle into the pond.

"Boom!"

It's winter.

As soon as he entered the water, Wu Dahua's spirit, who hadn't drunk much wine, immediately woke up.

"My grass, how am I in the water, grandma is a bear, freeze me to death!"

Over there, Zhou Xian took off his clothes, jumped off the pond, and took his maternal uncle for a winter swim to sober up.

"Boom!"

Zhou Xian jumped into the water, and the splash of several meters made Wu Dahua stunned again, he was a little awake just now, and suddenly felt a strong force, dragging him deeper into the pond.

"Xiaoxian, this pond is very deep, and it is dangerous ......"

Dad Zhou was also dumbfounded.

This son took his maternal uncle to sober up like this, this is estimated that he will not dare to get drunk in his life, this way of sobering up, he has goosebumps all over his body, such a big winter, Xiao Xian, don't freeze yourself for that brute uncle.

"Mother, come on a dive, the wine will wake up quickly. ”

"Nope. ”

saw Zhou Xian diving into the water with his maternal uncle on the shore, which frightened the fifth aunt, she wouldn't drown.

"Dahua, Xiaoxian!"

"Dahua!"

"Xiao Xian!"

……

"Whoa!"

Wu Dahua popped up.

Zhou Xian pressed him down again.

"Fifth aunt, Dad, we're fine, I'll help my uncle sober up!"

Zhou Xian no longer dived, but followed his mother's uncle's head, and the snorting mother's uncle felt that his breathing was about to stop.

When he felt that it was about the same, Zhou Xian let go and let his maternal uncle come out and breathe heavily.

After taking a breath, Zhou Xian continued to press again.

……

After doing this a few times.

Wu Dahua was almost collapsed.

"You're going to kill me!"

After going ashore, Wu Dahua trembled, and Zhou Xian was like a person who was fine.

After returning to his grandfather's house and wiping the water on his body, Zhou Xian pointed to the messy broken boiled water bottles and tea cups on the ground.

"Uncle Mother, next time I see you like this, I'll see you once, let you drink water once!"