113 Three younger brothers

Looking at the little monk who ate meat and drank soup in a big bowl, my mother was happy.

"Look, this posterior body is awesome! What is your name? How many people are in the family? Why are you separated from the butcher?"

The butcher first muttered a few words to the frightened Lin Shiying, explaining that he had relied on "convincing people with virtue", and persuaded Li to change his life and be a new man one day.

Lin Shiying can't quite understand that with simple persuasion education and moral probation, she can persuade the already crazy Li Yitian to be a good person?

I don't see that the butcher has the potential to be a teacher?

The bereaved fox explained: "To convince a person with virtue is to persuade him to commit suicide and become a new man, that is, to be a new man after he is really reincarnated." ”

"I want you to talk more!" the butcher glared at the fox fiercely.

"It's okay, I'm not as weak as you think. Lin Shiying lowered her voice, "Li Yitian wants to hurt Da Ge's child, that is, he is innocent." I'm just worried about whether the tail of the hand is clean. ”

The butcher smiled proudly: "I do things, and I will never go wrong, although rest assured." ”

The thousand-year-old fox spoke again: "What's the matter with your younger brother, don't tell me, it's your own brother." ”

The butcher had no choice but to repeat the humiliating experience of being coerced.

Just when the three of them were pondering and pondering where the immodest old monk was, they heard Wuda's mother probing the bottom of the little monk's emptiness.

Empty and not able to tell nonsense, the butcher hurriedly came over to tell the lie: "Auntie, you don't know. My younger brother has been practicing martial arts outside since he was a child, and he doesn't have much contact with his family, and he doesn't like to talk much. Don't mind!"

One lie needs a thousand lies to make up for it.

According to the butcher's description, not long after Kong Ran was born, he was seen by a wandering monk, who felt that Kong Ran was a rare martial arts wizard, and the task of saving the earth would be handed over to him in the future. Since then, there has been no news of Kongran.

It was only recently that the monk passed away and returned to his family.

"My master didn't ......pass away," he muttered.

"Shut up!" the butcher glared at the empty eye, "and if you talk any more, you won't be allowed to eat big elbows." ”

The old mother glared at him: "Butcher, you stinky boy, if you dare to murder your brother, I won't recognize you as a godson!" Eat with confidence, enough tubes!

Butcher, go to the market and buy a few dozen more elbows, and see how thin your brother has been starved. ”

"I'm not going to buy groceries, let the fox go. ”

How can a dignified bloody slaughter go to the vegetable market to bargain with the vendors?

When the old mother thought about it, too, with the fierce look on the butcher's face, it would be too unworthy to fight with others again, so she shouted: "Fox...... Hey, I mean, you guys, why is this name so weird?"

The fox mouth is sweet: "Godmother, you don't know, my surname is Hu, and my name is Dali." The troops were not allowed to use their real names, so they called them foxes. I'm such an honest person, this name doesn't match my temperament. ”

The butcher pouted: "Cut! As long as you give the wrong name, there is no wrong nickname." ”

"Why do you call a butcher?" the mother quickly shifted her gaze.

"Uh...... My original surname is Tu, and my single name is a blessing character. "It's the butcher's turn to be embarrassed.

"That's right. Mom nodded with satisfaction, "From then on, one of you will be called Dali and the other will be called Ah Fu." ”

Mom and Dad discussed a few words in a low voice, and then Dad announced an important decision on behalf of the whole family: "Although you two didn't say anything about today's incident, I know it must be very dangerous. The two holes in the car were shot by gunfire, right?"

Lin Shiying still wanted to cover up: "It's okay, it's just that I was hit by another car......"

Dad waved his hand: "I have been in a war, I can see it." When Dali received the call, his face turned green, and I knew that something was wrong. I won't ask about the specific situation, I guess it's in vain, and you'll only make up a few more nonsense words to fool our old couple.

I don't have to say much about gratitude, how can I thank you and wait for Ada to come back and arrange. I discussed with Ada's mother and wanted to officially recognize you two as righteous sons, would you like to?"

The formal righteous son is different from the "godmother" that the fox usually shouts.

The two of them glanced at each other, nodded together, and kowtowed: "Meet my godfather and godmother!"

My mother took out two boxes: "These are two bracelets of Hetian jade, they are not worth a few dollars, they are considered a meeting gift for the two of you, take it!"

The fox excused himself and said, "Godmother, we two big men, it's not appropriate to wear a jade bracelet, right?"

"It is for you to please your daughter-in-law in the future, not for you to wear it yourself. Tell me, how old are you, you don't have a shape, you don't even have a target......"

"I'm twenty-six, Ah Fu twenty-five," the fox raised an eyebrow, "Listen to Brother Sheng, Ah Fu?"

I heard that there was an accident at home, so I looked for the fastest flight back to Wuda, and when I arrived home, it was already early in the morning.

The fox and the butcher, who knew when Wu Da came back, originally planned to pick up the plane, but Wu Da refused. I can't live without people at home, and I'm not so delicate, so it's good to be a taxi.

When he arrived at the door, Wu Da remembered that when it was dark, the door was dead from the inside. He didn't want to alarm his family, so Wu Da ran one by one, climbed over the courtyard wall in two steps, and landed gently in the courtyard.

Before he could take a few steps, a square object quickly collided with him. Wu Da couldn't dodge, and was hit squarely, as if he had been slapped on his body by a brick, and it hurt for a while.

Wu Da didn't know that there was emptiness, and through the not-so-dazzling light, he only saw a tall object in the shape of a human, standing upwind.

The "object" spoke: "Where are you a thief? When my brother knows about it, he will convince you with virtue. ”

"You're the butcher's brother? I didn't hear he had a brother. ”

"Today, uh, just yesterday. Do you know my brother?"

Wu Da smiled: "I am the master of this courtyard, and the butcher and the fox are my brothers. I've already told both of them, otherwise how could I have come in so easily. ”

The little monk scratched his bald scoop: "That's embarrassing, I don't know." Did it hurt you?"

"It's okay, I'm sturdy. Have you ever practiced inner boxing? There is no one else in terms of speed. ”

The monk knows martial arts, but Wuda can't bear it.

"Master said that I was stupid and couldn't practice internal boxing, so I could only learn some superficial kung fu to light my body and forge my body. Do you think my kung fu is shallow?"

"Rough, rather superficial. Wu Da took two breaths to relieve the pain, "You don't have the means and ideas to attack, and you can't fight with others." ”

"Oh," Sora was a little disappointed, "then I don't think it's going to be of any use, will you drive me away?"

"It's useless if you can't fight? I'm in a serious business, and I don't need to fight. Just have fun at home, don't worry. ”

"No!" Empty Ran shook his head happily, "Master said, I can't eat and drink in your house for nothing." Boss, you can arrange a job for me. ”

"What will you do?"

"I can recite scriptures, sweep the floor, do laundry, and cook. ”

The little monk's life is miserable, and he is serving the unreliable master every day.

"What else would you do?"

"Does playing basketball count?"

"Cheng, let's find a place in two days and play for a while. Sleep, sleep, I have something to do tomorrow. ”