Chapter 215: When I came, I wore pants

"How come?" Duan Xiao laughed twice: "I really came to Ninghai because you are so good-looking, and my mother urged me to take a daughter-in-law back to inherit the lineage." ”

Duan Xiao told the truth, if it weren't for seeing Wen Muya's photos in advance, he would be hellish if he could come back.

But it's a pity that Wen Muya didn't accept such a big truth, and it is estimated that she didn't even notice it, and the tips of her ears had already quietly reddened.

Annoyed, he picked up the pillow and smashed it on Duan Xiao's head.

"What I said is true. "Duan Xiao looks like I'm an honest person.

"Get out!" said Wen Muya, furious.

"Then let me ask you, you saved me three or four times, just because I was good-looking?" Wen Muya felt that this reason was unreliable at all, there were more good-looking people in the world, just because others were good-looking, and they were willing to work for others?

Duan Xiao is not a fool.

In fact, the danger in Wen Muya's eyes was just a drop in the bucket in Duan Xiao's eyes.

Compared to the blood on the battlefield, it is not worth mentioning at all.

"I want to marry you as a daughter-in-law......" Duan Xiao laughed twice.

"Dream about you, Miss Ben won't marry you. ”

"Your father agrees!" Duan Xiao's words were like thunder on the ground.

Did her dad really agree?

"This can't be, my dad must have been confused for a while, the information I said, he only needs to send someone to check it. ”

"If you don't believe me, you can ask your dad. Duan Xiao turned his head arrogantly.

"Anyway, you're my appointed daughter-in-law. ”

"Get out!" Wen Muya was ashamed and angry, and took advantage of Duan Xiao's inattention to tear open the quilt.

The force was too great, and the thin layer of quilt was pulled directly to the ground.

For a while, the scene was very embarrassing.

Duan Xiao hid behind the curtain with his bare ass, revealing only one head.

"You, you, you, you ......" Wen Muya pointed at Duan Xiao and was so angry that she couldn't speak, and her good upbringing of more than 20 years was all left behind.

"Why don't you lie on my bed without getting dressed!" God knows how much of a visual impact such a scene would bring her.

Will he lie down next time he puts on his clothes?

Although Duan Xiao was a little confused, he still explained honestly: "Who told you not to listen to my explanation......?

"So I thought...... Beauty...... Beauty Trick ...... I'll surprise you!" Duan Xiao grinned.

Wen Muya only felt that the adrenaline was soaring at an extremely fast speed, and bursts of thunder buzzed in her head.

Beauty tricks?

"Phew!" Wen Muya scolded, "Can you still have a face?"

Want a face?

Can you marry a daughter-in-law if you want to have a face?

Just kidding, the reason why Xuanyuan was able to catch up with his wife was not because of stalking, shamelessness and perseverance.

Xuanyuan sin, a straight man of steel with negative emotional intelligence, can pull down his face, and this product is actually successful.

This is simply a textbook case, and Duan Xiao naturally learns from it.

Xuanyuan sin succeeded in getting Meng Wanxia's relatives through this trick back then, although he almost didn't have to die afterwards.

Why didn't this trick work for him, it didn't make sense, this wasn't scientific!

Does it mean that he is not as handsome as Xuanyuan, or is he not as good as that guy?

Wait a minute!

Duan Xiao suddenly remembered that he seemed to have forgotten one of the most important things.

On the night when Xuanyuan Sin and Meng Wanxia contributed to good things, they seemed to have drunk a lot of wine......

Otherwise, with Meng Wanxia's temperament, it doesn't look like she will fall down Xuanyuan's sin.

Even if Xuanyuan wanted the overlord to take the bait, it was estimated that he might not be able to beat Meng Wanxia.

Thinking about the key, Duan Xiao suddenly said something that was unrelated: "That Yaya, do you want to drink some wine first?"

"I don't understand what this guy means, and it's not a good thing to say.

"Now, immediately, immediately, disappear for me!" called Wen Muya.

"......" Duan Xiao This is a good thing tonight, I'm afraid it's going to be cold.

He wanted to disappear, but he couldn't disappear with his bare ass, so he might as well give him the whole pair of pants.

Duan Xiao pointed to the pants that had been changed in the bathroom and said weakly, "Give me a pair of pants......"

Wen Muya took a deep breath: "You still know how to wear pants!"

"That's right!" Wen Muya suddenly thought of one of the most important questions: "How did you sneak into my room?"

"Of course it's a window. ”

"This is the third floor!" Wen Muya subconsciously covered her mouth.

"For me, it's a piece of cake. Yaya, even if you live on the tenth floor, I'll just go up for you. Duan Xiao smiled.

It's quite proud.

"Get out!" apart from this word, Wen Muya no longer knew what to use to describe her angry state of mind.

"Get out, why are you so excited?" Duan Xiao pursed his lips and said the next sentence lightly.

"The key problem is that when I came, the ...... who was wearing pants said, "Even if you want to leave, let him put his pants on first."

Otherwise, it would be undignified to go out like this.

"......" Wen Muya kicked the bath towel under her feet to Duan Xiao's feet.

"Fuck off!"

Duan Xiao pursed his lips, bent down to pick up the bath towel on the ground, and hastily wrapped it around his waist.

Duan Xiao was naturally unwilling to go, turned around three times in one step, and climbed up to the window slowly.

looked at Wen Muya, who was pale, with tears in her eyes, not to mention how pitiful she was, which reminded Wen Muya of the abandoned Erha.

Suddenly, there was a chill.

Turning her head, this girl couldn't bear to look at her.

"Wait!" Wen Muya suddenly stopped Duan Xiao.

This sound moved Duan Xiao to tears, so dangerous, so dangerous, so dangerous, he turned out directly, hearing this, Duan Xiao pulled his head in again.

"Yaya, you've changed your mind. ”

Wen Muya took a deep breath and almost couldn't help throwing the baseball bat in her hand towards Duan Xiao.

"I just want to ask, what's the matter with the injury on your shoulder?" Wen Muya was ashamed and angry before, but now she remembered the hastily bandaged wound on Duan Xiao's shoulder.

You can still see the blood stains faintly leaking inside.

"You said this, a little injury, Yaya, are you caring about me?" Duan Xiao hit the snake with the stick.

"How did you get it?" Wen Muya made a straight face, but her eyes showed her concern for Duan Xiao without a trace, she had always been not good at words, and those fleshy words could not be spoken.

"Hehe...... " Duan Xiao scratched his head, and he didn't know how to explain it to Wen Muya, he couldn't say that this injury was beaten by his good brother who had been playing since he was a child.

Don't lose face, Wen Muya doesn't do a good job and suspects that Xuanyuan is a pervert.

"There was a little accident. ”

"Seriously?"

"It's not serious, it's almost better. In order to prove that he could move freely, Duan Xiao also specially shook his shoulders twice.

"Your wounds...... How did you get it......" I don't know why, Wen Muya looked at the deep and shallow wounds on Duan Xiao's body, and suddenly felt a little distressed for the man standing in front of him.

Wan Muya was eager to learn about his past and to hear him tell the story of his past.

Duan Xiao didn't think there was anything about these scars, in his opinion, these scars were not only ugly, but a symbol of honor.

Shrugged his shoulders and said disappreciatively: "This is a long story......

Duan Xiao coughed dryly and opened the clip:

"The scars go back to when I was five years old. ”

"......" Wen Muya was speechless, is it necessary to go back to the age of five?

But he still didn't interrupt Duan Xiao's words. Waiting for this guy's next step.

"I remember when I was five years old, the sky was still blue, the grass was greener than now, the price of pork had not risen at that time, and the cabbage in the vegetable market was all natural and pollution-free green food...... That day and I were on our way home from school. Duan Xiao chattered endlessly.

Wen Muya, who was listening, was a little impatient, and just wanted to interrupt, she heard Duan Xiao's words change:

"Suddenly, a white car stopped in front of me. Out of it came a sloppy, unshaven old beggar, and I was about to run when the old beggar grabbed me by the collar from behind and lifted me up from the ground. Tell me, saying that I have good roots and bones, and that I am a wizard who practices martial arts, and that he will take me as an apprentice. Then, despite my struggles, they forcibly pressed me into the car and took me to a small mountain village in the middle of nowhere...... Duan Xiao said.

Wen Muya thought that what Duan Xiao said was a bit similar at first, but then she heard that some old beggar, a martial arts wizard, and an apprentice, actually went to a remote mountain village?

It's a little unbearable, this guy can't speak, can you not be so?

"Let's get to the point!" Wen Muya felt that at his speed, it would be a stinky and long fantasy country love trilogy with more than 80 episodes.

Even when it comes to dawn, this guy can't get to the point.

"I was a soldier, and I stayed from my previous missions. Duan Xiao's words were concise and shocking.

...... "I asked you to say the point, and you're too pointed, right?"

Just skip the process.

"Does it hurt?" Wen Muya blurted out, regretting it after speaking, and turned her head awkwardly and didn't want to look at Duan Xiao again.

"What?" Duan Xiao didn't react at all, and when he reacted, a pair of eyes narrowed, and he directly wrapped a bath towel in Wen Muya's ear, bumped Wen Muya's shoulder, and teased: "Yaya, have you ever heard of a sentence? When you are interested in a man, it is the beginning of your fall in love with him......

Wen Muya was directly chilled by Duan Xiao's words, her pretty face was flushed with shame, and she scolded: "Phew, who is going to fall in love with you? shameless, get out!"

Duan Xiao took advantage of Wen Muya's inattention, and quickly pecked Wen Muya's cheek with the momentum of thunderbolting and stealing the bell.

Wen Muya didn't realize what was happening, covering her face and turning her head, the initiator had already fled through the window!

Leaving behind the wide open windows and curtains swaying slightly in the air with the cool breeze of the summer night.

Wen Muya remembered that this guy was hiding naked behind this curtain just now, and scolded with a smile:

"Phew!"

Duan Xiao's current state is basically homeless.

On this big night, wrapped in a bath towel, swaying on the road, it is really a hindrance to the city's appearance, Duan Xiao has to find a place to spend the night first, otherwise it won't be long before the police uncle will have to invite him to tea.