Chapter 268: You're prettier than my mother-in-law
Few...... Less nonsense...... Say it...... Are you ...... Segment...... Segment...... Duan Xiao?" The big flower arm that took the lead shook the muscles on his body, perhaps it was more appropriate to describe it as fat, it seemed that he wanted Duan Xiao to know how powerful he was.
"I ...... I'm not...... Don't ...... Stay back...... Come again, I'...... I...... It's rude......" Duan Xiao learned the tone of the big flower arm and shrunk his neck, looking like a frightened quail.
“......”
The people present were obviously shocked by Duan Xiao's operation.
"Big brother, don't listen to his nonsense, he is clearly Duan Xiao!" The little brother standing behind him couldn't look at it, and took out a crumpled paper ball from his trouser pocket.
Flatteringly, he came to the eyes of the big flower arm and carefully spread out the crumpled paper ball.
Duan Xiao, who saw it, frowned for a while, and thought it was the leftover toilet paper used to go to the toilet!
"Big brother, look, the person in the portrait is clearly him, and he looks the same. ”
A group of people went up to watch it for a long time, muttering and studying for a long time, but they didn't see a reason.
This aroused Duan Xiao's strong curiosity, and he suddenly became interested in this piece of toilet paper, what was drawn on it?
Duan Xiao couldn't help but lean over: "Let me see ...... too"
The big flower arm looked like a character with well-developed limbs and a very simple mind, and when he heard Duan Xiao speak, he put the crumpled paper in front of Duan Xiao's eyes like offering a treasure, and said, "You...... You...... Take a good look for yourself...... This...... This is...... Isn't it you?"
Duan Xiao fixed his eyes and saw that it was called a crying and laughing, on the test paper, what was drawn with a pencil was a cartoon character with a big head and a small body, which was clearly drawn with big ears, bullying him for not watching cartoons when he was a child?
Or are you bullying these two stunned people in front of you who lack a string in their heads?
Duan Xiao almost couldn't hold back, and stuck the brain door of the big flower arm into the staircase guardrail.
"Look at this painting is you? The little brother pointed to the cartoon characters on the portrait, and said to Duan Xiao seriously.
The angry Duan Xiao slapped the little brother's head at that time, with a black face, and the corners of his mouth twitched and scolded: "Which eye do you see the same? Lao Tzu Yushu Linfeng, obviously looks so handsome, what is painted on your portrait? It is exactly the same as me!"
The little brother rubbed his head quite aggrievedly, his lips trembled twice, and he muttered in a disapprehensive whisper: "It's obviously the same......"
"You-"
As soon as he saw that Duan Xiao raised his hand and was about to hit again, he immediately shrank his head and hid behind Da Huaji.
"You...... Why are you hitting me...... My little brother ......" Da Hua arm was anxious, stretched out his hands like an eagle protecting a chicken, and asked the little brother who had been slapped by Duan Xiao to protect him: "My little brother said...... Say...... Didn't say it...... That's right, it's kind of like ......."
Duan Xiao was so angry and funny, if Bai Mao knew that he had gone to great lengths to find someone to stop him from participating in the competition, it was a group of two fools who couldn't even figure out the object, how would he feel?
In fact, this can't be blamed on Bai Mao, after all, in such a short period of time, it is not easy to find a few people in a place where they are not familiar with life.
"Fart, what's like it?" Duan Xiao was almost angry.
Da Huajian looked at Duan Xiao's angry appearance, lowered his head and carefully examined the portrait carefully, and finally raised his head and grinned at Duan Xiao
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Laugh: "Yes...... It's not quite like you're looking better than ...... Compare...... Compare...... My mother-in-law is still ...... It's good......"
Duan Xiao "......"
As soon as Da Huaji's words fell, Duan Xiao, who couldn't bear it, kicked on his wrist, and after only half a breath, Da Huajian didn't even have time to feel the sharp pain in his wrist, and the baseball bat in his hand had already changed hands.
watched the baseball bat, which originally belonged to him, continue to expand in his pupils, and finally hit his cheek hard.
"Whew-" The big flower arm stopped stammering now, and let out a long-lasting scream.
He fell on the aisle of the stairs, and his fat body was like a leather ball, and he bounced twice on the ground to the naked eye and rolled to the bottom of the building.
Fortunately, there are only a few stairs, and this guy is round, his whole body is full of fat, and at most he will suffer some skin trauma.
Da Hua sat on the ground with his arms covered his cheeks, already a little stammering, but now he had a mouthful of blood, and his words were even more vague: "Woo woo...... Woowoo woo ......"
Duan Xiao didn't understand what she meant by the few incomplete syllables emitted by the big flower arm, but looking at his aggrieved accusation, he could guess a rough idea.
Deserve it, damn it, I actually compared myself to his mother-in-law!
deserved to be beaten, Duan Xiao even felt that this guy was light when he took a baseball bat.
"You...... How do you beat people?" The little brother who was originally quite sloppy in his speech, when he saw Duan Xiao's ruthless appearance, he actually stuttered like his eldest brother.
"What's the matter, I have to discuss with you to beat you, do I want to give you a report in advance?" Duan Xiao sneered, carrying a baseball bat, leaning on the handrail of the stairs, looking not as dignified and steady as a teacher should be, but like an old hooligan who had been crawling in society for several years.
The arrogant attitude of the bully is cool and dragging, and he can't say a word about these gangsters who are at the bottom of society.
I've never seen them so arrogant!
"We didn't recruit you again, why do you want to beat us? Are you still unreasonable?" The little brother was glared at by Duan Xiao, and immediately coaxed, retreated to the bottom of the stairs with a slight trembling waist, half squatting behind Hua Arm, and only dared to take half of his eyes to peek at Duan Xiao.
"Joke, do you think I look like a reasonable person?" Duan Xiao put one hand in his pocket and took a few more steps towards the group.
The big flower arm plus four or five junior brothers, in the case of a complete advantage in numbers, was stunned by Duan Xiao.
"Big brother...... I...... We...... We were wrong...... Wrong...... Wrong...... "Although Da Huajian also feels that he is inexplicably beaten with this stick, but the most important survival criterion for those of them who walk the rivers and lakes is: those who know the times are Junjie.
"Very good, conscious, what's wrong?" Duan Xiao was very satisfied with Da Huaji's attitude of admitting his mistakes.
"Wrong...... It's ......'s fault" Dahua covered his cheeks with his arms, and he didn't come up with a reason for a long time in his mind, which was already lacking in knowledge, and pushed the little brother hiding behind him angrily: "You...... You...... What's wrong?"
"Is it our fault that we recognize the wrong person?"
"I think it's wrong, this picture is not vivid enough. ”
"No, I think it's the eldest brother, your mother-in-law is ugly. ”
Several of the younger brothers of the big flower arm finished speaking, and their eyes widened as if they were picking up the verdict, waiting for Duan Xiao to announce the verdict.
Duan Xiao "...
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"Big ...... Eldest brother...... So...... Many reasons why you ...... Do you pick one?" looked at the solid wood baseball bat that had been hovering in Duan Xiao's hand, and his eyelids twitched.
I was afraid that in the next second, Duan Xiao would be unhappy, and this stick would come to his head again.
"Let me ask you, who asked you to block me?" Duan Xiao asked with a smile.
"We didn't block you, we blocked the wrong person!" a junior brother jumped out and explained.
Unexpectedly, he slapped another person firmly, "Nonsense, let your grandma's spiral spring and autumn serial rattle, when are we going to block people......? Get lost in the bathroom!, Boss!"
"Right...... Right...... Yes, we ...... We...... It's going to...... Elder brother...... Brothers, right...... Isn't that right?" the big flower arm nodded repeatedly.
"Yes!" the four of them shouted out the momentum of a group, and it seemed that they had made up their minds to escape.
"Do I look like I'm so easy to deceive?" Duan Xiao asked, pointing to his nose, damn, when he was a fool.
"Don't talk nonsense, honestly explain why you want to block Duan Xiao, what kind of grudge does he have with you? Or do you have someone to instruct?"
Duan Xiao's words were like a series of cannonballs, and the directly injured big flower arm had a dead knot in his head.
“......”
"Phew!"
Seeing that these guys still refused to speak, Duan Xiao ran out of patience for a while, after all, the third game was imminent.
In front of them, his hands were weak, and he easily folded the newly purchased solid wood baseball bat in half of the big flower arm.
Several people, led by Da Huaji, were so frightened that they couldn't say a word.
, did he buy a fake baseball bat?
When the younger brother under his hand saw this battle, he was almost not scared to pee, where did he dare to have a hard confrontation with Duan Xiao, picked up the baseball bat in his hand, and stood up against the wall with a slight trembling.
"We don't have a grudge against him, a white-haired gringo made us do it. Da Huabi was frightened by Duan Xiao, miraculously straightened his tongue, and actually stopped stammering.
Sure enough, the corners of Duan Xiao's lips pursed a malicious sneer: "So that's the case!"
"Right...... I... We recognized the wrong person......"
"Okay, come with me, I'll take you to find Duan Xiao. After Duan Xiao said this, he turned around and went upstairs, not forgetting to signal a few of them to follow.
Dahua covered his cheeks with his arms, and some of them wandered in place.
This guy came up and him, would he be so kind?
"Really?"
"Of course it's true, I have a grudge against that bastard, so you're right to listen to me. Duan Xiao patted his chest and scolded himself indignantly.
The acting is close to Hollywood.
Duan Xiao led the group to an empty classroom.
"Brothers, take a rest now, I'll go and bring Duan Xiao over. Duan Xiao's face changed color and said foolishly, mainly these people, at first glance, they are some second goods with missing brains.
So Duan Xiao almost didn't make much effort, so he deceived them around, and obediently waited in the empty classroom in the inner room to wait for Duan Xiao to bring "Duan Xiao" over.
"Hey, hey, hey...... Thank...... Thank...... Brother Xie ......, "The cheeks of the big flower arm are still throbbing for a while, but thinking that I can wait for Duan Xiao to get the 500 yuan bonus promised by Bai Mao, I am happy in my heart."
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